Edinburgh comic video artist Danny Macleod had everyone in stitches with his video and tongue-in-cheek song ‘Cameron Toll, best shopping centre in the land’. Shared on Facebook in August 2020, the track went viral with 36,000 views.
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00:00 [Music]
00:19 In the south of the city
00:21 There's a place you can go
00:23 To spend your toll
00:26 Cat food for the kitty
00:28 And maybe some tampons
00:31 For the lasses
00:33 You may feel a bit shitty
00:36 But you can drop by Boots
00:38 If you got this good scent
00:41 If you're feeling chilly
00:43 A hot water bottle
00:45 [Music]
00:48 These are the things
00:51 You can do in this special place
00:54 You can buy chicken wings
00:57 And some fettucine
01:01 You can take your gran
01:02 With her bingo wings
01:05 She can sit beside you
01:07 Smoke her super kids
01:09 But don't forget to give your
01:11 Pound back through the trolley
01:15 Gone to Canmenton
01:17 For some milk and eggs
01:19 Some brand new snakes
01:21 And a sausage loaf of cregs
01:24 It's where you spend your toll, feel it
01:29 So go to Canmenton
01:32 If you need some, please
01:34 Visit Arties
01:36 If you need some mayonnaise
01:39 Last night at Canmenton
01:41 I saw your mum
01:43 [Music]
02:00 We get back with the shopping
02:03 I need a poo, so I head to the loo
02:07 Then I start my plobble
02:09 There's no toilet paper
02:12 'Cause I forgot
02:14 I call my mum to bring me kitchen bowl
02:17 Now she says no
02:19 She said there's nae kitchen bowl
02:21 Then she knocks at the door
02:24 And hands me a tissue
02:27 Fair handbag
02:29 There are things
02:32 That you can buy when you pass
02:34 Most things may be grand
02:36 Some bunion rings
02:38 While I'm there
02:42 But never get those chicken wings
02:46 I think that's why my asshole stinks
02:49 Now my mum is calling
02:51 "Son, can you get me a prolly?"
02:56 Back to Canmenton
02:58 To retrieve bucko
03:00 Another sausage roll
03:02 Because that's just how I roll
03:05 I think I saw your dad
03:07 In a nuisance car
03:10 So visit Canmenton
03:13 For a few good feets
03:15 For all your needs
03:17 Some dog fruity do-all breeds
03:20 Canmenton is where it's at
03:24 (Instrumental)
03:29 City centre
03:32 City centre
03:39 City centre
03:47 (Instrumental)
03:50 I see you doing Canmenton sometime
04:02 Maybe you're a mum
04:06 You may be with your mum
04:09 Maybe a few of you see a woman
04:15 I see you inside a Macadisio
04:18 I've got Macadisio now
04:21 Winter
04:23 I will cash my cost away
04:26 Cost of fortune
04:28 So you will be inside a Will Smith
04:33 Just to test me
04:36 Good enough
04:38 (Instrumental)
04:41 (Beep)
04:42 Aw man
04:45 I've only got 490 left
04:48 Bastard
04:51 (whispering)
04:53 [BLANK_AUDIO]