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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:16 Let's just tell everyone we're together.
00:18 What?
00:19 It could be kind of fun.
00:22 There's no way we can convince anyone we actually like each other.
00:28 Trust me. We're at a wedding, a million miles away from home.
00:33 Who knows what could happen.
00:35 Convincing enough?
00:57 There's a young man. I talked to him.
01:00 I wish I was with you.
01:02 That's really weird, Lisa.
01:11 [SCREAMING]
01:12 Oh my god! It worked!
01:23 Taffy says it's a waste of time to try and fix it, but it's better to just accept a guy's flaws.
01:27 That's so cute.
01:29 We can't do that.
01:42 Not until we bury the body.
01:45 [MUSIC]
02:12 Really hope this goth fades in soon.
02:14 [MUSIC]
02:22 [LAUGHING]
02:30 [SCREAMING]
02:33 Gotcha!
02:36 So you're the funny little man who's been following me.
02:38 Funny little man? How dare you.
02:41 I will have you know that I am a perfectly respectable size for an Oompa Loompa.
02:45 An Oompa what now?
02:46 In fact, in Loompa Land, I am regarded as something of a whopper.
02:50 They call me Lofty.
02:51 Sorry.
02:52 Ladies and gentlemen, greetings to you all.
02:56 My name is Willy Wonka.
02:58 You see, I'm something of a magician.
03:00 Prepare to be amazed.
03:02 A tape-op.
03:03 Inventor.
03:05 May I present Willy Wonka's wild and wonderful wishy-washy Wonka-Wonka.
03:09 Please don't make me say that again.
03:11 And chocolate maker.
03:13 The best chocolate in the world.
03:15 Ooh.
03:17 He's good.
03:19 Too good.
03:20 And anyone can afford them.
03:23 Even the...
03:24 The poor?
03:25 He doesn't like it when people say poor.
03:27 Send Wonka a message.
03:29 Do not sell chocolate in this town!
03:32 You're gonna get more than a bonk on the head.
03:35 I love a bonk on the head.
03:36 What is with me today?
03:38 You should stand up to those bullies.
03:40 Give 'em the old one-two.
03:42 I got an idea.
03:44 Where do we start?
03:45 Making chocolate, of course.
03:46 Run away!
03:55 Every good thing in this world started with a dream.
03:59 So you hold on to yours.
04:03 I guess it's time to change the world.
04:05 *Whistling*
04:18 *Singing*
04:22 Goodnight, son. I am going flat.
04:24 *Whistling*
04:28 *Singing*
04:30 Goodnight, son. I am going flat.
04:31 Huh.
04:36 What is it?
04:40 Nothing.
04:41 Well, it's obviously something, because you said "huh."
04:43 Forget it.
04:44 Very well.
04:45 Huh.
04:50 You did it again.
04:51 Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you quite viciously with a cocktail stick.
04:54 Pressure's alright, Gary?
04:59 It's perfect.
05:00 Is there any area in particular you want me to focus on today?
05:07 Um...
05:08 Gary, how many guys have you done this with?
05:11 You're the first guy that I've ever been intimate with.
05:13 I had a wife.
05:14 She left.
05:15 I really don't know what to say. I mean, words of affirmation is not my love language.
05:19 It's more like...
05:20 I've been alive for nearly half a century, and I haven't actually lived even a second of it.
05:26 Gary, I'm gonna help you.
05:27 Let's find someone for you.
05:28 Oh my god, there are so many hot guys.
05:30 I think that this might just be too much.
05:33 It's too late. He's already on his way.
05:34 Wait, what?
05:35 Hello.
05:37 'Sup, bro?
05:38 Just wanna get in and get out.
05:39 Oh. You can get in, alright.
05:41 It's a gorgeous landing.
05:45 What are you doing?
05:46 I'm calling 911.
05:47 Gary, no accidents happened! It was your first night being gay.
05:49 Did you really think you were gonna make any mistakes?
05:51 Fuck, he bled through the tarp!
05:53 That's Mountain Ashwood. It's really porous.
05:55 Oh my god, you're so gay.
05:58 Oh!
05:59 Are you a cop?
06:00 No!
06:01 Wait, are you?
06:02 No.
06:03 Good. 'Cause the dark web's built on trust.
06:04 Come on!
06:05 This is what it's like?
06:08 This is what it's like.
06:09 I am like human poppers. I open anyone up.
06:11 I'm really glad I met you.
06:13 Even if multiple people are dead because of it.
06:16 Church girls know how to kneel.
06:27 Cha-cha-cha-cha!
06:28 Where are you going?
06:31 I am a cool, hot zaddy.
06:36 Where'd you kill him?
06:38 Oh, we didn't kill him.
06:39 Oh, right outside.
06:40 You moved the body?
06:41 It was just in the closet.
06:42 You guys ever seen Gone Girl?
06:43 Just apart with a Netflix dick.
06:44 Gary?
06:45 Gary?
06:46 Why does the zebra look the way it does?
07:02 So embarrassing.
07:03 Hey!
07:04 Focus.
07:05 This is how it went.
07:06 No, it's different now.
07:07 Paul!
07:09 You've been on my mind recently.
07:10 Why do you keep popping up in my dreams?
07:12 You don't do anything, you're just there.
07:15 So, this specific person.
07:17 The remarkable nobody.
07:19 I'm still gonna have that experience.
07:21 Do you have a picture?
07:22 Have you been dreaming about me?
07:30 Have I been dreaming about you?
07:31 Yeah.
07:32 There's like a hundred messages.
07:35 Somebody wants to interview me.
07:36 This is strange.
07:37 Maybe you should take a minute and think
07:39 before you do anything drastic.
07:41 Why me?
07:42 I don't know.
07:44 I'm special, I guess.
07:45 How does it feel to go viral?
07:51 Who's actually had a dream about me?
07:53 You're scaring me, Paul.
08:02 I'm going to have nightmares.
08:03 I wish I was the one people were dreaming about.
08:05 Me too.
08:06 Yeah.
08:07 No, it's something.
08:08 How's he dealing with all this?
08:10 We're not even the type of people that like attention, you know?
08:13 You think other people are seeing you naked?
08:15 Maybe thousands.
08:16 I hope I'm behaving in your dreams.
08:19 Oh, no, you're not.
08:20 So I'm finally cool, huh?
08:21 I didn't say that.
08:22 You hear that, Janet?
08:23 She's saying I'm a cool dad.
08:24 I really feel like you're playing with fire here.
08:31 Dad, please help me!
08:33 I'm not actually doing anything to them.
08:37 I'm not actually doing anything to them.
08:38 You know, fame can come with some less desirable side effects.
08:45 You should be prepared for that.
08:46 Maybe we should cool this thing off.
08:48 What?
08:49 What do you mean?
08:51 It's embarrassing.
08:52 Which part?
08:53 I guess I'll, uh...
08:59 I guess I'll see you in my dreams.
09:01 Yeah.
09:02 Of course, man.
09:04 I think...
09:05 Do you know that feeling when you're doing exactly what you were put on the Earth to do?
09:14 The one where it's like everything inside you is moving together in harmony with the universe.
09:18 No!
09:21 Me neither.
09:23 But, you know, one can hope, right?
09:25 Wave to Mommy, 'cause she'll hate me even more than she already does if you don't.
09:30 I seem to recall you saying that becoming a lawyer would only crush your soul.
09:34 Yeah, it has.
09:35 I'm running a business, and right now that business is getting a journalist in and out of Paldonia.
09:40 Seal Paldonia!
09:41 No.
09:43 It's a one-off.
09:44 No, no, and no.
09:45 Who's a journalist?
09:46 I have resigned my position here.
09:49 Nice.
09:50 20 grand says you are.
09:51 Welcome to Paldonia!
09:55 President Finnegan, so nice to meet you.
09:59 We must take a selfie.
10:00 You approve?
10:02 Great.
10:04 Vamanos!
10:05 What the hell just happened?
10:14 Your one-man security detail happened.
10:17 He's a hero.
10:18 I'm with the president of a country in the middle of a coup.
10:20 This is the scoop of a lifetime.
10:22 You gotta be alive to have a scoop for a lifetime.
10:24 You never should have come.
10:25 Let's go.
10:26 You can't just leave him.
10:28 Run!
10:29 Run!
10:30 I'm just doing my job.
10:42 Did you help?
10:48 What?
10:55 Nothing.
10:57 You're still excited to cover a coup?
10:58 Less and less, honestly.
11:00 Where is Venegas?
11:03 Here is Venegas!
11:05 Go for Paldonia!
11:06 Hey, not the time for coaching, man!
11:10 Oh, my God.
11:13 Color me impressed, Mr. Petit.
11:16 Not petit at all.
11:17 Tell me you got that.
11:24 Tell me you got that!
11:25 Run!
11:27 Well, hello, baby girl.
11:31 How are you today?
11:33 So good.
11:34 It's Christmas Eve.
11:35 Oh, yeah, that.
11:36 Your child loves Christmas.
11:38 Just have fun.
11:39 ♪ Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree ♪
11:42 Dad, isn't that nice?
11:44 You sound like wounded ducks.
11:45 And what was that?
11:48 Do you mind telling me what you're doing in my chimney?
11:51 Can you see me?
11:53 What's your name?
11:54 My name is Nicholas Sinterklaas.
11:56 What is this?
11:58 Oh, the carrots.
11:59 The missus said I need to eat healthier,
12:00 so she thinks this will wing me off the cookies.
12:02 Hasn't worked so far.
12:04 If you're really Santa, tell me what Charlotte wants for Christmas.
12:07 She wants a pretend makeup kit and a scooter.
12:10 He's right, she does.
12:11 I've never met an eight-year-old girl that did not want a pretend makeup set.
12:15 And who are they?
12:17 It looks like a snowman and an elf and a nutcracker,
12:19 aka every Tuesday at my house.
12:21 Gotta dance.
12:22 Dad!
12:23 Oh, no!
12:24 What is going on?
12:25 Those bad guys are after my naughty and nice list,
12:26 but I got some associates here.
12:28 Eddie's a nun, believe me.
12:29 Really? Oh, claustrophobic.
12:31 I'm sorry, what?
12:32 Claustrophobic. Fear of Santa Claus.
12:34 That's ludicrous.
12:35 I get it. You don't believe,
12:37 but I have to deliver Christmas gifts tonight.
12:39 Dad, we need to help him.
12:42 Where are you guys?
12:43 Where is Santa Claus?
12:44 And he's supposed to glitter.
12:45 And there's these people.
12:46 And they aren't actually elves.
12:47 Bring my child.
12:48 Why don't I just have a white beard?
12:50 I doubt it. If I want to look younger,
12:52 I deserve that.
12:53 How can these two outfox us?
12:56 Outrun us?
12:57 All I want to do is have you start believing again.
13:00 What you about to witness
13:04 is a sleigh being pulled
13:05 by eight beautiful reindeers.
13:07 It's a mispared to Bluetooth.
13:10 Who do you work for?
13:14 Some people think I work for Mother Nature
13:15 or Father Time.
13:16 Recently, everybody thinks I work for Beyonce.
13:18 But no, every married man would understand me.
13:20 I work for Mrs. Claus.
13:21 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
13:27 How y'all doing?
13:30 For all y'all that don't know who I am,
13:32 my name is Willie Gary.
13:33 Willie Gary.
13:34 Willie Gary.
13:35 William Gary.
13:36 Never heard of him.
13:37 What's so special about this guy, anyway?
13:38 Litigation is war.
13:42 It's a battle.
13:43 Bam!
13:44 And I'm not talking about no bullshit either.
13:45 I'm talking about some
13:46 John Card Van Damme
13:47 ass-kicking shit.
13:48 Truth is,
13:49 I may have gotten myself
13:50 into a lot of trouble.
13:51 I've been your lawyer 30 years.
13:52 We can find a way out of it.
13:53 You've never sued anybody before
13:55 in your whole life.
13:56 This fella tried to bully me
13:57 out of business.
13:58 Now, I don't think I should
13:59 be expected to stand for it.
14:00 Mr. Gary hasn't lost a case
14:02 in over 12 years.
14:03 You suggesting I hire this guy
14:04 as one of my lawyers?
14:05 Y'all come on in.
14:07 Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Gary.
14:08 Let me introduce you
14:09 to my call red.
14:10 How do you feel about working
14:11 with black folk?
14:12 I suppose I am a little prejudiced.
14:13 Mm-hmm.
14:14 Did you meet my team?
14:15 I'm Chris.
14:16 Sean.
14:17 Chris.
14:18 Gentlemen.
14:19 He's suing us?
14:20 He's suing us?
14:21 We are a half a billion dollar
14:23 corporation.
14:24 So, how much money
14:25 are y'all trying to get?
14:26 Eight million.
14:27 That ain't enough money.
14:28 One hundred million dollars.
14:29 [laughing]
14:30 Who is this clown
14:31 he's hired as a lawyer?
14:32 You're a fighter, man.
14:35 What made you want to do it?
14:36 'Cause he tried to mess with
14:37 the one thing that means
14:38 the most to me in life.
14:39 Being able to leave something
14:40 behind for my grandchildren.
14:42 Let's play some music.
14:44 ♪ Sun is shining, sky is blue ♪
14:47 ♪ Do whatever you want ♪
14:48 My name is Mayne Valmes.
14:49 Graduated top of her class
14:50 from Harvard Law School.
14:51 I know that.
14:52 They had a nickname for her
14:53 around the office.
14:54 The Python.
14:55 I wouldn't get too used to me
14:56 being kind to you, Mr. Gary.
14:58 Once we begin that trial...
15:00 I'm gonna destroy you.
15:02 ♪ Can't you see that we're golden? ♪
15:05 We don't have a snowball's chance
15:06 in hell of winning this case.
15:07 Just, just trust me, okay?
15:09 I may have found something.
15:11 What does it feel like
15:12 to be some small-time nobody
15:15 on the verge of bankruptcy?
15:17 ♪ Walking tall, fallin' low ♪
15:19 What if I don't win?
15:20 And I let all you people down?
15:23 You have been trying to turn this
15:24 into your own one-ring circus.
15:26 I got my damn life on the line.
15:27 I know that, Jerry!
15:28 ♪ Walking tall, fallin' low ♪
15:29 Did it ever bother you?
15:30 Oh, the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy.
15:33 You shut your ass down!
15:34 I'm shutting your honor!
15:35 ♪ Can't you see that we're golden? ♪
15:38 Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait.
15:39 What's the matter?
15:40 We can't split the poll.
15:41 We can't split the poll, man.
15:42 Come on, man.
15:43 ♪ Can't you see that we're golden? ♪
15:46 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
15:48 ♪ Now, can't you see we're golden? ♪
15:50 ♪ ♪
15:55 Dear Edith,
15:57 you fucksie-ass old whore.
16:00 Carry on.
16:02 You really are a tricksy old fucker.
16:05 And you're a sad, stinky bitch.
16:08 In the end, I think it's just jealousy.
16:10 ♪ ♪
16:12 I think we know who it is.
16:14 Love thy neighbor, and I tried, but...
16:16 I'll get you in the ballsack!
16:18 She's heinous.
16:19 Edith, I didn't do it.
16:22 I believe you may be charging an innocent.
16:24 A woman police officer.
16:26 Oh, look, a flying pig.
16:28 I've got a daughter at home.
16:29 Why would I risk it all?
16:31 You want fucking in the nose holes, you old beetle.
16:35 Beetle?
16:36 Right.
16:37 [screams]
16:38 If you meddle in my case,
16:40 these will be on your wrists.
16:43 In prison, Rose may find some kindred spirits.
16:45 In prison?
16:46 No, no, not the murderers or the rapists.
16:48 I'm thinking more the drunks and the queers, maybe.
16:50 Just trying to find a bright side.
16:53 Oi!
16:54 You daft old fucking slippery old fucking dodger.
16:57 ♪ ♪
16:59 Why would I send a letter when I can just say it?
17:01 ♪ ♪
17:03 I'd probably say that you look like fucking Queen Victoria
17:05 shoved a fucking nettle up her fucking pussy.
17:07 I don't know.
17:08 You stink of cum and shit and cakes you make look like
17:10 they've fallen out of some fucking sheep's fucking arsehole.
17:12 Better.
17:13 [laughs]
17:14 ♪ ♪
17:15 I have a plan.
17:16 ♪ ♪
17:18 We'll catch them in the act.
17:20 [screams]
17:21 What would your husband think?
17:23 My husband is in a live race,
17:24 so he's not thinking a great deal.
17:25 [laughs]
17:26 Ow!
17:27 [screams]
17:28 ♪ ♪
17:31 I like you, Rose.
17:32 I hate her!
17:33 ♪ ♪
17:35 You don't like the idea of me living in this house, do you?
17:38 I'm going to lose her.
17:40 We're not standing for it.
17:42 I've had one now.
17:44 [screams]
17:45 Everyone...
17:46 [bell rings]
17:47 is going to know.
17:49 ♪ ♪
17:51 It's German.
17:52 ♪ ♪
17:58 [wind blowing]
18:01 [wind blowing]
18:04 [wind blowing]
18:07 [wind blowing]
18:09 [water running]
18:11 [bell rings]
18:13 [door opens]
18:14 [door closes]
18:15 [door opens]
18:16 [phone ringing]
18:19 [phone ringing]
18:22 [sighs]
18:24 ♪ ♪
18:27 [bell rings]
18:30 ♪ ♪
18:33 [humming]
18:36 [gasps]
18:38 [humming]
18:42 [thud]
18:44 [explosion]
18:45 [screams]
18:47 ♪ ♪
18:58 [sirens]
19:01 ♪ ♪
19:03 They spent, what, a trillion dollars
19:05 trying to get one dude back from Mars?
19:08 You get the opportunity to bring back Matt Damon.
19:10 I just don't think we should wait around to be saved, you know?
19:13 You really don't think they're sending anybody to save us?
19:15 I mean...
19:17 ♪ ♪
19:20 In case you haven't noticed,
19:21 we're doomed to spend the rest of our miserable lives on this ship.
19:24 Maybe we should do it.
19:25 Do what?
19:26 It.
19:27 [laughs]
19:29 ♪ ♪
19:30 We're not attracted now, but we would emotionally attach.
19:33 You mean fall in love.
19:35 What if this awesome thing we have going on gets ruined?
19:39 People are meant to be together.
19:40 Oh, sorry. Is this--is this on?
19:42 Okay.
19:43 [clears throat]
19:44 Lame.
19:45 ♪ ♪
19:47 We're both married.
19:48 I'm sure being adrift in space gives you a hall pass.
19:51 ♪ ♪
19:58 You know what you want to watch tonight?
19:59 Alien?
20:00 Never seen it.
20:01 [gunshot]
20:02 Why the hell did we watch that movie?
20:05 ♪ ♪
20:11 How did you come to write this book?
20:13 What really struck me was that too few books were about my people.
20:17 Where are our stories?
20:19 Where's our representation?
20:21 Would you give us the pleasure of reading an excerpt?
20:24 ♪ ♪
20:26 Yo, Sharonda!
20:27 Girl, you be pregnant again?
20:29 If I is, Ray Ray's gonna be a real father this time around.
20:33 [cheers and applause]
20:35 Thank you.
20:36 ♪ ♪
20:42 Monk, your books are good, but they're not popular.
20:45 Editors, they want a black book.
20:47 They have a black book.
20:48 I'm black, and it's my book.
20:50 You know what I mean.
20:51 ♪ ♪
20:52 Look at what they publish.
20:54 Look at what they expect us to write.
20:56 I just want to rub their nose, isn't it?
20:58 ♪ ♪
21:01 [laughing]
21:04 I be standing outside in the night.
21:07 Deadbeat Dan's, Rapper's, Crack.
21:09 You said you wanted black stuff.
21:10 That's black, right?
21:12 I see what you're doing.
21:13 ♪ ♪
21:15 We sold their book.
21:16 No.
21:17 We believe Mr. Lee has written a bestseller.
21:19 It's a joke.
21:20 The most lucrative joke you've ever told.
21:22 Now, is Stag a pseudonym?
21:23 Yeah.
21:24 Mr. Lee can't use his real name.
21:26 Is this based on your actual life?
21:28 ♪ ♪
21:30 Yeah, you think some bitch-ass college boy
21:32 can come up with that shit?
21:33 No, no. No, I don't.
21:35 ♪ ♪
21:37 Can I ask what you were in for?
21:39 Was it murder?
21:40 You said that, not me.
21:42 They ran 300,000 copies.
21:44 Your books change people's lives.
21:45 They're offering $4 million for movie rights.
21:48 Yes!
21:49 The dumber I behave, the richer I get.
21:51 ♪ ♪
21:55 This has gone too far.
21:56 Stag Arlie is still on the run from authorities.
21:58 You haven't done anything.
21:59 It's not like they can arrest you.
22:01 ♪ ♪
22:03 I wish I could go back to not selling books.
22:05 Is it bad to cater to people's tastes?
22:07 People want to love you, Monk.
22:08 You should let them love all of you.
22:10 There's already so much buzz because of the movie deal.
22:12 Michael B. Jordan is circling.
22:14 We want to put him on the cover in one of those, um,
22:16 scarves, I guess you would call them,
22:18 tied around his head.
22:19 A do-rag?
22:21 Do-rag, that's it.
22:22 Do-rag and a tank top with the muscles showing.
22:25 Something called the fire department.
22:26 ♪ ♪
22:32 We're thinking we can get it out in Hunter-Gentine.
22:34 ♪ ♪
22:35 [typing]
22:37 ♪ ♪
22:39 Is that them?
22:40 Yes, it is.
22:41 ♪ ♪
22:42 What the hell were you doing?
22:44 You're three hours late!
22:45 Dad, you don't understand.
22:46 The car was busted,
22:48 so we had to shred.
22:49 Why are your lips red?
22:50 Were you eating a snow cone?
22:51 That's a really good guess.
22:52 What kind of adults rule our place?
22:54 The police are here,
22:55 and they're saying that you bought alcohol for minors.
22:58 Thanks, boys!
22:59 In Europe, the drinking age is like 10.
23:01 They could have been European.
23:02 What made you think they were European?
23:03 They had a certain je ne sais quoi.
23:05 I think one of them was eating pain au chocolat.
23:07 ♪ ♪
23:09 Guys, everyone thinks we're losers,
23:11 but that's about to change.
23:12 ♪ ♪
23:13 I know where the treasure of Foggy Mountain is.
23:15 From when we were kids?
23:16 ♪ ♪
23:17 We are looking at a hundred mil.
23:19 A hundred million dollars?
23:20 It'd be like--
23:21 I mean, I know it's more than this,
23:22 but at least a million dollars each.
23:24 Significantly more.
23:25 What are we waiting for?
23:27 ♪ ♪
23:30 The cute guys that came in earlier,
23:31 I didn't see nobody cute.
23:32 The ginger looked like a colonial ghost.
23:34 Glasses looked like Tim Burton drew him.
23:36 And in the short one,
23:37 we probably wear the same size bra.
23:38 They had a treasure map with, like, an X on it.
23:40 We gonna steal that map.
23:41 ♪ ♪
23:42 That is a full-on hawk.
23:44 Hey, buddy.
23:45 Traverse it! Traverse the road!
23:47 [all screaming]
23:49 Does he not know it can fly?
23:51 Why did it walk away with an attitude?
23:53 ♪ ♪
23:54 Everyone is after this treasure.
23:56 We deserve that!
23:57 You deserve it?
23:58 Yeah.
23:59 Three white guys whose biggest issue is,
24:00 what, growing up?
24:01 No, it's more nuanced than that.
24:03 ♪ ♪
24:06 You just hit a woman!
24:07 I apologize for him.
24:08 I, for one, would never--
24:10 Oh, my God!
24:12 So I've hit one woman.
24:13 That's not in the grand--
24:15 Ew!
24:16 Welcome, new friends.
24:18 We can all agree this is a scary cult,
24:20 and we're waiting for the other shoe to drop.
24:22 We're in a docuseries, and this is episode two.
24:24 Dude, completely.
24:25 ♪ ♪
24:27 Insane night.
24:29 Guys, why are we tied up?
24:32 I'd rather die than live without you boys.
24:34 ♪ ♪
24:36 Holy!
24:37 ♪ ♪
24:39 Oh, my God!
24:41 [all screaming]
24:42 ♪ ♪
24:44 Guys, look.
24:45 Dude, that's--that's the treasure door.
24:47 Open it!
24:48 [all screaming]
24:50 What the hell?
24:51 What the hell?
24:52 [all screaming]
24:53 I'm gonna be sick.
24:54 I'm gonna be sick to my stomach.
24:55 Forget the money.
24:56 It's not worth it.
24:57 ♪ ♪
24:58 ♪ Like this ♪
24:59 ♪ ♪
25:01 ♪ ♪
25:03 ♪ ♪
25:06 ♪ Like this ♪
25:08 ♪ ♪
25:09 I need you to practice the Mount Arandia.
25:11 What?
25:12 [drill whirring]
25:13 Why are you like this?
25:15 Thank you so much, baby.
25:16 ♪ ♪
25:18 Guys, look.
25:19 ♪ ♪
25:20 Wow.
25:21 Merry Christmas.
25:22 Oh, hey!
25:23 What's Christmas without a little terror?
25:25 ♪ ♪
25:26 Twice.
25:27 What was your Christmas?
25:28 Wish.
25:29 ♪ ♪
25:31 I just wanted it to be the best Christmas ever.
25:33 ♪ ♪
25:35 Oh, ignore all the fine print.
25:37 Honestly, it's like you're signing your life away.
25:40 ♪ ♪
25:43 [all screaming]
25:44 ♪ ♪
25:48 This is crazy.
25:49 ♪ ♪
25:52 Hold up. That was your wish?
25:54 Not, like, I don't know, world peace?
25:56 And hunger?
25:57 And homelessness?
25:58 Stop climate change?
25:59 Stay at the polar bears?
26:00 A little Drake album?
26:01 I love Drake.
26:02 Point taken.
26:03 ♪ ♪
26:06 Oh, my God!
26:07 Ooh, look at you, hot stuff.
26:09 Looking like a tall drink of water.
26:11 I'm enchanted.
26:12 ♪ ♪
26:15 ♪ ♪
26:17 I don't understand why you have to formally invite your parents.
26:19 You know they're coming.
26:20 The invite's here.
26:21 I love that she went with antique sage.
26:23 Is that the more expensive one?
26:24 Our one and only daughter is getting married.
26:26 Do not talk to me about money right now.
26:28 I still think they should've just eloped.
26:30 Marshall, you think I should give him a plus one?
26:32 He's your man of honor.
26:33 If he's single, he'll come stag.
26:35 Otherwise, he'll bring someone.
26:36 But what if he brings Marie?
26:37 Welcome to Tampa.
26:39 Lizard!
26:40 You're getting married!
26:42 Can you believe it?
26:43 ♪ ♪
26:44 Surprise!
26:45 ♪ ♪
26:46 This place is perfect.
26:47 No, I'm too dignified of a man to be on the beach.
26:50 I specifically wrote plus one.
26:52 Anyone but Marie James.
26:54 I mean, I just don't understand how someone else can book the bridal suite
26:57 during someone else's wedding.
26:58 It's me. I'm the bride.
27:00 Lizzie, we can trade places.
27:01 No, Marshmallow.
27:02 You said we can have the bedroom.
27:03 Are you--
27:04 ♪ ♪
27:05 That woman is a disaster.
27:06 I have to do special brownies for my sister.
27:08 Just bake as much pot in the batter as possible.
27:10 The most important day of our lives,
27:12 and you were asked to bring anyone, anyone except Marie.
27:15 ♪ ♪
27:17 Oh, God.
27:18 I can't believe you just stole a trolley.
27:20 What are you doing with my wedding dress on?
27:22 Get this party started!
27:24 You better get it before I do.
27:25 ♪ ♪
27:28 What did you put in those brownies?
27:30 ♪ ♪
27:32 Hey, somebody need a EpiPen?
27:35 Ow!
27:37 We should really respect nature.
27:40 No, wait, no, no, no!
27:41 It's on my hand. It's on my hand.
27:42 ♪ ♪
27:44 To the bride and groom, raise your glasses to the bride and groom.
27:47 Y'all should elope.
27:48 ♪ ♪
27:50 [snaps]
27:52 ♪ ♪
27:53 Look at this place, Anemone.
27:54 The sun is shining.
27:56 Everybody's out there having fun.
27:57 Makes you want to get out there and join them, doesn't it?
28:01 Well, I'll see you--
28:02 [screams]
28:03 ♪ ♪
28:05 Now, do not forget, you are the house.
28:09 They are the guests.
28:10 Your spritzer has arrived.
28:11 Prime me.
28:12 You gotta get out of your shell, buddy.
28:14 Come on, Armin.
28:15 I'm not like these other crabs, all right?
28:16 I don't throw my claws in the air.
28:18 Oh, yeah.
28:19 I don't wave them like I just don't care.
28:21 Wakey, wakey.
28:22 This is for your own good, Armin.
28:23 But what you--
28:24 ♪ ♪
28:25 [thud]
28:26 Ow!
28:27 I have to go to dance.
28:28 What?
28:29 You gotta move, girl.
28:30 What did you say to me?
28:31 What? Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
28:32 That wasn't me.
28:33 That was, uh, him.
28:34 Him who?
28:35 Me, me, me.
28:36 Oh, he's so cute.
28:37 ♪ ♪
28:38 [gasps]
28:39 [thunder]
28:40 Hey, look out!
28:41 [screams]
28:43 [thunder]
28:45 [thunder]
28:47 [howling]
28:48 Armin, where are you?
28:49 [gasps]
28:50 Armin?
28:51 How far are we from the ocean?
28:52 In crab legs?
28:54 I don't know, maybe a million?
28:55 This may be the furthest away from my mother I've ever been.
28:59 Woo-hoo!
29:00 It feels amazing!
29:01 Girl, have you lost your mind?
29:03 ♪ ♪
29:05 Oh, this my jam!
29:07 [laughs]
29:08 How you like me now?
29:09 Oh, yeah.
29:10 How you doing?
29:11 You know, lost and afraid for my life.
29:13 Other than that, can't complain.
29:14 Come on!
29:15 [screams]
29:16 Open your eyes!
29:17 I liked it better when they were shut.
29:19 What are you doing, kid?
29:21 Oh, whoa.
29:22 For Armin!
29:23 [screaming]
29:25 [screams]
29:26 Oh, no.
29:27 ♪ ♪
29:28 It is good to see you out of the house, Armin.
29:31 [laughs]
29:32 ♪ ♪
29:34 What do you think they'll think of us?
29:35 Oh, snap!
29:37 ♪ ♪
29:39 Are you finished yet, sea crab?
29:41 'Cause you're standing in our drinking water.
29:43 [spits]
29:44 That was close.
29:45 [thud]
29:46 [screams]
29:47 Sorry, that was my fault. Are you okay?
29:48 You just had Zack McLaren's ball in your face.
29:51 Mm, what's his GPA?
29:52 ♪ ♪
29:54 Do you have any books on battletoads?
29:56 You know video games are now the leading cause of divorce?
29:58 Could you actually order me a book on that?
30:00 Really?
30:01 No.
30:02 Sarcasm is frequently an attempt to deflect one's ignorance.
30:04 So is being a know-it-all.
30:06 Oh, wait, you forgot your credit card!
30:08 Hey!
30:09 [thud]
30:10 Oh, my God.
30:11 What's up?
30:12 Zack hit a car.
30:13 Now he has a concussion, and he thinks it a musical.
30:15 Thank God it's you.
30:16 Oh, oh, already.
30:18 He is dating Zoe.
30:19 What other Zoe?
30:20 He's either dead, or he's dumb to me.
30:22 Honestly, I'm not sure which is worse.
30:23 Make sure Zack takes it easy, 'cause symptoms could get worse.
30:26 What do I do?
30:27 You don't want him getting worse.
30:28 Pretend to be the other Zoe.
30:30 You've been dating two or three weeks now, right?
30:32 Yep.
30:34 ♪ Sunrise, peace ♪
30:36 This is Zack's cousin, Miles.
30:37 He's in grad school at MIT.
30:39 Oh, my God.
30:41 A match for Zoe?
30:42 I caused the accident, and now I'm gonna fly.
30:44 I'm gonna flirt with an amnesia patient's cousin?
30:47 We're all gonna go skiing in the mountains this weekend.
30:49 You wanna go with us?
30:50 Trip of land, seven letters.
30:51 Mmm, Christmas.
30:52 Oh, how did you know that?
30:54 Well done, you two.
30:55 Do you want to eat at the slopes?
30:56 Yeah, we shall.
30:58 [screams]
31:00 It's confusing.
31:02 I'm enjoying getting to know you.
31:04 Over again.
31:05 [screams]
31:06 Go take a swing at life!
31:09 You and Zack, do you really think that you're a good match?
31:11 Like we are.
31:12 It's complicated.
31:13 ♪ And it's infinite ♪
31:14 [screams]
31:16 I need to tell him the truth.
31:18 You have to go after what you want and be brave.
31:21 Oh, my God.
31:23 You're just giving me rom-com advice now.
31:25 I know, it's so fun.
31:26 ♪ I'm a feeling from heaven ♪
31:29 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
31:32 ♪ Magical ♪
31:33 So, what did you do?
31:34 Did you have fun?
31:35 What didn't we do?
31:36 Excuse me?
31:37 All PG-13.
31:38 Okay.
31:39 ♪ There's nothing more to it ♪
31:40 ♪ Than a million bucks ♪
31:41 ♪
31:45 Holy...
31:51 I will tell you, I've never seen anything like it.
31:54 Holy...
31:55 It's the craziest I think I've ever seen.
31:59 Everything okay?
32:00 $11 million?
32:03 What are you gonna do?
32:04 Get a Ferrari?
32:05 What the?
32:06 Oh, language.
32:07 The baby's here.
32:08 Oh.
32:10 ♪
32:11 Yo, what up, everybody?
32:12 Roaring Kitty here.
32:13 I'm gonna pick a stock
32:14 and talk about why I think it's interesting,
32:16 and that stock is...
32:18 GameStop.
32:19 I love this guy.
32:20 Retail traders hooked into GameStop.
32:24 I think they think it's a good investment.
32:26 It looks like there's one guy driving all the buying.
32:29 Who is this schmuck?
32:30 The money man.
32:32 Happy to take it.
32:33 Wall Street
32:36 is betting that this company is gonna fail.
32:38 If it fails,
32:39 these hedge fund people make a ton of money.
32:41 70,000 people have watched this video.
32:45 Roaring Kitty, I love you!
32:47 Here we go!
32:48 If he's in, I'm in.
32:50 If he's in, I'm in.
32:51 GameStop, those shares, non-stopping.
32:53 It's only gonna go up.
32:54 When they hit, I'm gonna buy you a mansion.
32:56 Let's drink to that.
32:57 My brother is a nerd.
32:59 Wall Street must be seeing this, right?
33:01 You should probably dial in.
33:03 Holy shit.
33:04 Do you have a minute?
33:05 I, uh...
33:07 Um...
33:08 Babe, how much did we make today?
33:11 Five million.
33:12 How much did we lose today?
33:14 A billion.
33:15 And yesterday?
33:16 Four million.
33:17 And yesterday?
33:18 A billion.
33:20 Babe?
33:22 Yeah?
33:23 We're like, really rich.
33:25 You got rich dudes pissing in their pants right now.
33:30 They're coming after you.
33:31 We need to talk about the GameStop situation.
33:34 Retail traders
33:36 always lose.
33:37 You've been served.
33:39 Wall Street cheated.
33:40 Surprise, surprise.
33:42 You have to testify before Congress.
33:44 The game has changed.
33:45 What's the point of winning the race
33:50 if you let some idiot steal the prize?
33:52 A lot of people feel the system is broken.
33:54 The whole idea of the stock market is
33:56 if you're smart and maybe with a little luck
33:58 you can make your fortune.
33:59 Certainly not anymore.
34:00 There's no hope for the little guy.
34:05 Shitballs.
34:06 Maybe now there is.
34:09 Yeah.
34:10 Guys, honestly, I don't know what I'm going to do.
34:20 Work is a nightmare.
34:21 My boss hates me.
34:22 And I'm this close to exploding.
34:26 This close.
34:27 I mean, honestly, it just sounds like
34:28 you really need to get laid.
34:30 All right, everyone repeat after me.
34:33 Fun and female bonding.
34:35 Fun and female bonding.
34:37 What brings you and your gang up here?
34:40 Just cooking at a food festival.
34:41 This is so fancy.
34:43 Did you book a cabin or dollhouse?
34:46 It's what it says.
34:47 At least we have shutters.
34:49 The girls took me away for the weekend.
34:52 Did you ask if I was okay with this?
34:54 No.
34:55 Mary, you can't let him speak to you like that.
34:57 He's really upset.
34:58 You know, we had plans this weekend.
34:59 Like what?
35:00 Sucking his teeny peen and making him stay?
35:02 No.
35:03 This festival is a pressure cooker.
35:07 Can you guys just get it together for five minutes?
35:10 Why don't we try some pranayama breaths, okay?
35:12 Do you know the only reason we are here is for you.
35:15 You are so far up your career's ass
35:18 that you can't let anyone else in.
35:20 Struggle is normal.
35:22 It's part of life.
35:24 You have to show up for the people around you
35:27 and trust that they've got your back.
35:30 Every time I fall, I get back up.
35:32 I get back up.
35:33 I get back up.
35:36 Every time I fall, I get back up.
35:41 I get back up.
35:42 I get back up.
35:44 Okay.
35:51 Yes?
35:59 Hi, I have some bad news.
36:01 We lost your mom.
36:02 What?
36:03 Sorry, that was terrible phrasing.
36:05 I meant we don't know where she is.
36:07 Oh, I think your sister's here.
36:11 Annie, it's finally happened.
36:13 Oh my God, it's okay, it's okay.
36:14 I'm here.
36:15 We're orphans.
36:16 Oh my God, you're orphan Annie.
36:17 She's not dead.
36:19 She ran away.
36:20 Tough bitch.
36:21 Ann Yum, your mom owes me 80 grand.
36:24 When you have it, you'll get your dog back.
36:26 I don't have any money.
36:27 You can sell your eggs.
36:28 It's not like you're using them.
36:29 No.
36:30 There has to be another way.
36:31 Eggs from the queen.
36:33 What is the square root of 196?
36:35 14.
36:36 Correct.
36:37 How many hearts does an octopus have?
36:38 Three.
36:39 Correct.
36:40 What?
36:41 Saffron, Saturn, Aphrodite, Apollo, Aries, carbon dioxide, the equal sign.
36:43 Correct.
36:44 Oh my God.
36:45 What?
36:46 You know this game.
36:47 This is how you're going to make the money.
36:48 I'm taking you to the queen.
36:49 Look out.
36:50 We're not a tribe.
36:53 Racist.
36:55 Oh.
36:56 Hi.
36:58 Come on.
36:59 It's going to be fun.
37:00 I'm not sleeping on the floor.
37:01 I'm not sleeping on the floor either.
37:02 Then sleep on the chair.
37:03 I don't want to sleep in a sitting position.
37:06 Oh my God.
37:07 I can't play on live TV in front of millions of people.
37:11 I'll let you get to it.
37:12 I know you've got to get through hair and makeup.
37:13 I already went through hair and makeup.
37:14 Well, then you missed the spot.
37:16 I can't do this.
37:18 Am I sweating?
37:19 Yeah.
37:20 You know what?
37:21 Put your arms down.
37:22 You're having a panic attack.
37:23 Doctors prescribe these.
37:24 Is that cocaine?
37:26 Stevia.
37:27 Do you ever use Stevia?
37:28 The sweetener?
37:29 Yeah.
37:30 I've got it in my pocket.
37:31 Win or lose, we'll do it together.
37:39 That is definitely broken.
37:42 I bet you I could pop it back in my cell.
37:44 No idea.
37:45 I'm going to throw up.
37:46 How can I ever thank you?
37:51 Maybe like a drink later?
37:52 Well, I'm married.
37:53 And gay.
37:55 Why did you have to say two reasons?
37:57 We are going to make boy band history tonight.
38:05 Bro, you're making Baby Branch nervous.
38:07 I feel like I'm going to barf and pass out and...
38:10 Pee your pants all at once?
38:11 How'd you know?
38:12 Give it up for Rosa!
38:14 You suck!
38:24 My exquisitely chiseled rock-hard abs and I quit.
38:27 Branch, we're out of sync.
38:28 We've gone from boys to men,
38:29 and now there's only one direction for us to go.
38:31 The back streets.
38:32 Bye.
38:33 See you later.
38:34 Branch?
38:36 What?
38:37 Oh, hey.
38:38 Are you alright?
38:39 You're smiling and crying at the same time.
38:40 It kind of looks like it's hurting your face.
38:41 It does hurt my face.
38:43 Oh!
38:46 Baby Branch!
38:47 I'm John Dory.
38:48 Branch's brother.
38:50 What?
38:51 Ow!
38:52 Former brother.
38:53 Bravo.
38:54 Call me, Dinkel.
38:55 [Dinkels squeak]
38:56 ♪ It's hard to say I'm sorry ♪
38:59 A brother is a friend who can never leave you.
39:01 It's the strongest bond in the world.
39:03 I would kill to have a sibling to sing with.
39:05 Check out your old outfits.
39:06 Puffy jacket?
39:07 Puka shell necklaces?
39:08 Denim tuxedo?
39:09 Did you have frosted tips?
39:10 Ah!
39:11 Look at you!
39:12 You are so cute!
39:13 I love it!
39:14 It was an era!
39:15 Tragic.
39:16 Branch, our brother is being held captive in a diamond prison.
39:18 And there's only one thing that's powerful enough to shatter diamonds.
39:21 The perfect family harmony.
39:23 Should we be letting a baby drive?
39:25 I have procured my learner's permit.
39:27 Who's a dulcy McMahon face?
39:29 The better question is, are you a narc?
39:32 Who goes there?
39:34 Ah!
39:35 We're here looking for our brother.
39:37 Oh my gosh!
39:40 Hello!
39:42 My name is Viva!
39:44 It is so fantastic, amazing to see other trolls!
39:47 Did you just braid my hair?
39:49 You're welcome.
39:50 It looks so good.
39:51 I love it!
39:52 Is your dad King Peppy?
39:54 Uh, yeah?
39:55 Poppy, I'm your sister!
39:56 My what?
39:57 Whoa.
39:58 Hey man, am I the only one without a long lost sibling?
40:00 This is your second chance with your brothers, Branch!
40:03 It'd be many a smaller diaper.
40:07 If this diaper was any smaller, I could taste it.
40:09 I know you think it's risky and maybe it is, but it'll be worth it.
40:12 Family's always worth it.
40:14 You're all I ever wanted!
40:16 I can't believe this is really happening!
40:18 You're all I ever needed!
40:20 Ah!
40:23 We still got it!
40:25 Looks like your band-aids aren't behind you.
40:27 Rrrrr!
40:47 The case, Santos.
40:49 Not on your life!
40:51 Ah!
40:54 Ah!
40:55 Hello, girls!
40:57 It's the last body shot competition, so we are gonna salt you up.
41:02 I've had it with love.
41:04 I don't believe it's relevant to the 21st century lesbian.
41:07 You're not wearing that.
41:09 I just came from work.
41:10 I came from Toledo.
41:11 I don't dress like it.
41:12 I'm not here to peddle my wares.
41:13 I'm leaving town.
41:16 I am too. That was my plan.
41:17 Where are you going?
41:18 Tallahassee, Florida.
41:19 I've been unhappy.
41:20 That's why we take this trip together, huh, babe?
41:22 We get our act together, together.
41:24 Curly's Driveaway.
41:26 Pennsylvania's most trusted name in car delivery.
41:28 Curly here.
41:29 Don't call me Curly.
41:30 And your name Curly?
41:32 My name is Curly.
41:33 We just met.
41:34 It's too familiar.
41:35 We're here for the car.
41:38 Wait a minute.
41:39 You call with a drop-off in Tallahassee,
41:41 and then these broads come in and say they're ready to go to Tallahassee.
41:46 They drive the car instead of you.
41:48 Is that bad?
41:49 Bad, if they find the goods.
41:51 What?
41:57 You should see what's in here.
41:58 But it's locked.
41:59 I understand that you're unhappy, sir.
42:10 We will find and deliver the package.
42:12 We just want your friends.
42:14 You cannot relate to the public,
42:16 which in the service profession is a big handicap.
42:18 Did the two creeps find you?
42:19 They know we have their stuff.
42:21 Maybe we sell it back.
42:22 Shake 'em down.
42:23 Are they like wanted or something?
42:25 Oh, no.
42:26 They're not in trouble at all.
42:27 I'm gonna help you break a big murder case.
42:30 That is about the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
42:31 And I'm a cop.
42:34 ♪ Don't worry, we're the people ♪
42:36 ♪ They want this, gonna keep on ♪
42:38 ♪ I'm back on my toes ♪
42:39 ♪ So I keep running in, won't wait for you ♪
42:42 Who are you?
42:44 Democrats.
42:45 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
42:46 ♪ I'm gonna love you so ♪
42:47 ♪ Till I don't call for you ♪
42:49 Wow, you've had a full day.
42:53 ♪ I'm gonna love you so ♪
42:54 ♪ Till I don't call for you ♪
42:56 ♪ We will ♪
42:57 It's known as the beautiful game,
43:02 but let's face it, it's a complicated game.
43:04 Guys, soccer, as you like to call it, is like life.
43:08 Next season, I think we have a real shot.
43:11 I'm sorry, Thomas, did nobody tell you?
43:14 You're... you're fired.
43:16 Good news is, you've got two options.
43:19 Option one, that's where you're currently at.
43:22 Or...
43:23 American Samoa.
43:24 Are you serious?
43:25 ♪ If you're all alone ♪
43:27 ♪ Then it's pretty weird ♪
43:29 ♪ 'Cause I know we are still free ♪
43:32 ♪ Take a chance on me ♪
43:34 We haven't scored one goal in the history of our country
43:37 trying to have a soccer team.
43:38 Goal!
43:39 They scored again. Humiliation.
43:41 Mark my words, things are going to change.
43:45 I got us a new coach.
43:46 ♪ I'm gonna love you so ♪
43:49 ♪ Till I don't call for you ♪
43:51 ♪ I'm gonna love you so ♪
43:53 ♪ Till I don't call for you ♪
43:55 Something to drink?
43:56 Whiskey, beer, wine?
43:58 Yep, we got all those. Which one?
43:59 Whiskey, beer, and wine.
44:01 ♪ So I said I wanna know ♪
44:03 It's safe to say you have zero talent
44:06 or understanding of the game.
44:07 ♪ All I want is you ♪
44:09 Something not right about this guy.
44:10 What?
44:11 He is white.
44:12 ♪ And I can't help it ♪
44:14 Coach, you've got the toughest job on the island.
44:17 ♪ You're the one I can't stop ♪
44:19 Only one, there's just one goal.
44:20 One goal.
44:21 ♪ I'm gonna love you so ♪
44:23 Come on, guys!
44:24 We've worked too long and hard for this.
44:26 You've only been here a few days.
44:28 ♪ I'm gonna love you so ♪
44:32 What the--
44:33 I can't work with these guys.
44:34 For them, it's like some sort of game.
44:36 It is a game, Thomas.
44:38 ♪ I'm gonna love you so ♪
44:40 That's it, Chaya, leadership.
44:41 Now we're making some progress.
44:43 ♪ I'm gonna love you so ♪
44:47 Dear Lord, thank you for sending us Mr. Ongan.
44:50 We've become quite attached to him.
44:52 It's like finding a little lost white kid at the mall
44:55 and telling him which way to go.
44:57 ♪ Take a chance on me ♪
44:59 ♪ Roller, roller, roller, roller, roller ♪
45:02 Sir, I don't understand.
45:10 That's glaringly apparent.
45:11 I can't fail this class.
45:13 Oh, don't sell yourself short, Mr. Coates.
45:14 I truly believe that you can.
45:16 ♪ ♪
45:17 Every year at Barton Academy,
45:19 students, faculty, and staff
45:21 depart the campus for a two-week winter break.
45:24 But there are always an unfortunate few
45:27 who have nowhere to go for the holidays.
45:29 They're known as the holdovers.
45:32 Mr. Handom.
45:33 Hello, Mary.
45:34 I heard you got stuck with babysitting duty this year.
45:36 How'd you manage that?
45:37 You know, he used to be a student, right?
45:38 Yeah, that's why he knows how to inflict maximum pain on them.
45:41 [groaning]
45:42 I thought all the Nazis were hiding in Argentina.
45:45 Stifle it, Tully.
45:46 ♪ ♪
45:47 You've just earned yourself a detention, sir.
45:49 Being here with you is already one big detention.
45:52 Son of a bitch, that's another detention!
45:54 Do you think I want to be babysitting you?
45:56 No, I was praying your mother would pick up the phone
45:58 or your father would arrive in a helicopter
46:00 or a flying saucer to take you--
46:02 My father's dead.
46:03 ♪ ♪
46:05 You don't tell a boy that's been left behind at Christmas
46:09 that nobody wants him?
46:10 What's wrong with you?
46:12 There's nobody here, okay?
46:14 You stay out of my way, and I'll stay out of yours.
46:16 ♪ Let me sleep in the snow ♪
46:20 Now, most of the kids dislike you, pretty much hate you.
46:22 Teachers, too. You know that, right?
46:24 I find the world a bitter and complicated place,
46:27 and it seems to feel the same way about me.
46:30 I think you and I have this in common.
46:32 I don't think I've ever had a real family Christmas like this before.
46:36 Thank you, Mary.
46:37 You're welcome.
46:38 History is not simply the study of the past.
46:41 It is an explanation of the present.
46:43 See, when you say it that way and throw in some pornography,
46:45 it's a lot easier to understand.
46:47 ♪ No matter what you are ♪
46:51 I'd like to propose a toast to my two unlikely companions.
46:55 ♪ You're my best friend ♪
46:56 Andrew!
46:57 Are you trying to lift on my shirt?
46:59 No.
47:01 Yes.
47:02 You're gonna get me fired.
47:04 ♪ You're my best friend ♪
47:05 This is your Rubicon.
47:06 Do not cross the Rubicon.
47:09 ♪ ♪
47:10 [screaming]
47:11 What the--
47:12 The Holdovers.
47:13 [screaming]
47:14 Jesus!
47:15 [screaming]
47:16 ♪ ♪
47:22 ♪ ♪
47:23 ♪ ♪
47:28 ♪ ♪
47:33 (upbeat music)
47:35 (upbeat music)