"If You Talk In Your Sleep, Don't Mention My Name"
Victor 17025
1911
A young married lady who was very much inclined to be just a little indiscreet once met a fellow. They were never introduced--just met as lots of other people meet.
They both were having luncheon in a private dining room. The meal was great, and everything was grand when suddenly he saw a wedding ring on her finger as he held her dainty little hand.
The door was closed. No one could hear. So he leaned on the table and he said, "My dear...."
I can see that you are married, and you know I’m married, too! And nobody knows that you know me, and nobody knows that I know you.
And if you care to, we’ll have luncheon every day here just the same. But, sweetheart, if you talk in your sleep, don’t mention my name.