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00:00 [Music]
00:23 [Music]
00:40 [Mumbling]
00:46 [Music]
00:48 [Splash]
00:50 [Music]
00:53 [Singing]
00:57 Are you hungry?
00:59 How would you like some of Old Mother Mallard's delicious golden brown waffles?
01:07 Dripping with melted butter and swimming with maple syrup.
01:13 [Munching]
01:19 [Sniffing]
01:22 Well, here's the recipe.
01:25 Are you ready?
01:30 Yes.
01:31 Mix together one quart of milk and one pound of flour.
01:39 Then to these ingredients add two fresh eggs.
01:44 Eggs? Just a minute.
01:48 [Muffled]
01:52 I repeat, add two fresh eggs,
01:58 a dash of baking powder,
02:03 [Muffled]
02:06 and stir thoroughly.
02:12 Now have your iron heart.
02:14 And while your waffle is baking, Old Mother Mallard will give you a few moments of organ music.
02:22 [Muffled]
02:32 [Quack]
02:36 [Sigh]
02:40 [Muffled]
02:47 Oh, master! Huh?
02:51 [Muffled]
02:56 So.
02:58 [Muffled]
03:04 [Sigh]
03:15 [Sigh]
03:27 [Muffled]
03:35 [Sigh]
03:36 [Farting]
03:41 [Screaming]
03:43 [Screaming]
03:46 [Screaming]
03:51 [Screaming]
03:52 [Screaming]
03:59 [Farting]
04:01 [Screaming]
04:03 [Muffled]
04:11 [Screaming]
04:13 [Muffled]
04:21 [Screaming]
04:23 [Muffled]
04:27 [Splat]
04:28 [Muffled]
04:34 [Muffled]
04:39 [Sizzling]
04:42 [Muffled]
04:46 [Screaming]
04:47 Is your waffle a nice golden bronze? Perhaps you should cook it just a little longer.
04:55 [Muffled]
05:04 [Splat]
05:05 [Muffled]
05:11 [Splat]
05:18 [Squawk]
05:20 [Splat]
05:23 [Muffled]
05:26 [Splat]
05:28 [Splat]
05:40 [Splat]
05:43 [Splat]
05:48 [Splat]
05:50 [Splat]
05:51 [Splat]
05:52 [Sizzling]
05:55 [Splat]
05:57 [Sizzling]
05:59 [Squeaking]
06:03 [Sizzling]
06:14 [Splat]
06:16 Good riddance!
06:18 [Sizzling]
06:20 [Splat]
06:21 [Splat]
06:26 Well, well. Tough bugger!
06:29 [Sizzling]
06:31 [Sizzling]
06:32 Come on!
06:33 [Splat]
06:34 [Splat]
06:35 [Sizzling]
06:40 Did you enjoy your waffle? I'll bet you did. Won't you let me hear from you?
06:48 No, I won't.
06:51 And so, until next week, old Mother Mallet wishes you all a blessed summer.
06:58 [Screaming]
07:02 [Splat]
07:03 [Music]