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00:00 [THEME MUSIC]
00:03 [EXPLOSION]
00:29 [THUNDER]
00:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:34 Relax.
00:35 Just relax.
00:36 Let your imagination go.
00:42 Now turn out the light.
00:43 Ah, there.
00:44 That's better.
00:46 My story begins.
00:47 A woman speaks.
00:49 [SCREAMING]
00:52 [THUD]
00:53 [LAUGHING]
00:54 Yeah, yeah, but I'm too old.
00:56 I can't swim.
00:58 I can't swim.
00:59 [BLUBBERING]
01:02 Isn't the view lovely from up here, Harold?
01:05 Harold!
01:06 Harold!
01:07 You're pushing me!
01:08 [SCREAMING]
01:10 Look, George, the ape, the ape.
01:12 He's behind you.
01:13 [GROANING]
01:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:20 [THUNDER]
01:23 [GUNSHOTS]
01:25 Are you Mr. D. Duck?
01:30 Yes, sir.
01:32 I've been looking for you.
01:34 If I sell just six more subscriptions,
01:41 I'll win a real moxie bicycle with a bell and a horn
01:46 and coaster brakes.
01:48 [HORN HONKING]
01:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:51 [LAUGHING]
01:52 [BELL RINGING]
01:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:56 [SCREAMING]
01:59 No hands!
02:00 [LAUGHING]
02:01 [THUD]
02:02 [GASP]
02:03 Aw, shucks.
02:05 See?
02:06 Now you're gonna bent the wheel.
02:08 [BLUBBERING]
02:14 Oh, what's this?
02:19 Big Louie Debney's thoughts were interrupted--
02:23 Oh, just one more big job.
02:26 Skip or the dough.
02:28 Big Louie chuckled.
02:29 Leave them other guys holding their sack, and then--
02:33 Big Louie Debney's thoughts were interrupted
02:35 as Dopey Davis nervously entered the room,
02:36 his shifty eyes furtively glancing over his shoulder
02:39 as if in apprehension.
02:41 Big Louie leaped to his feet.
02:42 OK.
02:43 He shouted.
02:44 Hand over them pearls.
02:45 I ain't got 'em, Big Louie.
02:47 Honest, I ain't.
02:48 I'm innocent.
02:49 I tell you, you gotta help me.
02:51 You just gotta-- you gotta, Louie.
02:52 You-- you can't let 'em do it.
02:56 They're here.
02:57 They're gonna get us.
02:58 Scram.
02:59 Not so fast, pretty boy.
03:02 You've got them pearls.
03:04 Give 'em over, rat.
03:05 I ain't got 'em, copper.
03:06 Honest, I ain't.
03:07 Well, then who has got 'em?
03:10 Who's got 'em?
03:11 Why, he's got 'em.
03:13 Ah-ha!
03:14 Just as I thought.
03:16 Aren't you ashamed?
03:18 A big guy like you stealing from this poor little innocent--
03:26 [BUZZER]
03:28 [CLATTERING]
03:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:31 [CRUNCHING]
03:33 [CRUNCHING]
03:35 [YAWNING]
03:38 Hm.
03:39 Just a little girl who's lost her pearls.
03:42 Oh, dear.
03:43 I don't know where to find them.
03:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:47 [WHISTLING]
03:48 Come on, rat.
03:50 Give me them pearls.
03:51 I just know they're around here someplace.
03:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:56 [CRUNCHING]
03:58 Oh, bother.
04:01 Now, look, chum.
04:03 We don't want to have to get nasty, do we?
04:07 No?
04:08 So give the nice lady back her--
04:11 [GASPS]
04:12 Kidnapped!
04:13 Kidnapped?
04:15 OK.
04:16 Where's the dame?
04:18 Sure and won't she be giving old Paddy back the little woman?
04:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:24 OK, bub.
04:25 You asked for it.
04:27 I ain't got a way to make you talk.
04:28 Hm?
04:29 Clark!
04:31 The hot irons!
04:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:34 [THUD]
04:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:38 Hm.
04:39 Leslie J. Clark.
04:42 Hot irons.
04:43 Ooh.
04:44 [LAUGHS]
04:45 You just ain't kidding, buster.
04:46 No, you're not. No, you're not.
04:47 This little number's just about the hottest, hottest job
04:49 in town here.
04:50 Hot.
04:51 Ooh.
04:51 Say, this is hot.
04:52 Hot.
04:53 Yes, sirree, Bob.
04:54 You're boiling over, boiling over.
04:55 This one's sounding like little hotcakes, little hotcakes.
04:57 Hot, hot, hotcakes.
04:58 Hot.
04:58 Right off the griddle, griddle, griddle.
05:00 Ooh.
05:01 Hot, hot, hot.
05:01 Here, son.
05:02 Hold these.
05:03 Ouch!
05:04 [GRUNTING]
05:06 [MIMICS SIREN]
05:09 [CRASH]
05:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:13 [SCREAMING]
05:14 [CHEERING]
05:18 [CRASHING]
05:21 Oh, they're putting out my hot iron.
05:24 Let's see now.
05:26 Where was I?
05:27 Oh, yes.
05:28 Oh, diggity.
05:30 I've just got to find my pearls.
05:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:34 [POP]
05:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:37 Hello, Mabel.
05:38 This is Pauline.
05:39 Have you seen my pearls around there any place?
05:42 Well, you know they're a priceless heirloom,
05:44 handed down from my great, great, great, great, great
05:46 grandmother, or somebody, I think.
05:48 [TAPPING]
05:50 Hello, hello, hello.
05:51 And now get this.
05:53 First, it's the pearls that's missing.
05:56 Oh, dear.
05:57 Somebody wants to use the vine.
05:59 Thanks for calling.
06:00 Goodbye.
06:01 Now it's the pearls and the whole dame that's missing.
06:05 What dame?
06:07 What dame, he's asking.
06:10 Why, this dame.
06:12 The dame whose pearls you snatched.
06:14 Now you're going to cough them up,
06:16 or am I going to have to cut them out of you?
06:18 [COUGHING]
06:22 Stop.
06:23 Who's that?
06:24 J. Harold King, the author.
06:27 That man's innocent.
06:29 OK, then, wise guy.
06:31 Who done it?
06:32 Who stole them pearls?
06:34 Who stole the pearls?
06:35 Why, why, he's a--
06:37 oh, dear me.
06:38 Who is a--
06:40 oh, pardon me.
06:40 Oh, yes.
06:41 The thief is--
06:43 Yes, yes.
06:43 Out with it.
06:45 Hennessy.
06:47 Uh-huh.
06:48 Not you, Hennessy.
06:51 Yes, H-U Hennessy.
06:54 That's me.
06:55 I done it.
06:56 I done it.
06:57 But you'll never take me alive.
06:59 And you, you little rat, you got me into this.
07:02 Take that.
07:04 Oh, he got me.
07:06 [SCREAMING]
07:08 Let's get out of here.
07:10 Take a powder.
07:11 We'll need it.
07:11 We'll take the rack.
07:12 Get the hot seat.
07:13 Scram.
07:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:17 [BURPING]
07:20 Really nothing there, is there?
07:24 Well, possibly it was only your imagination.
07:28 [YAWNING]
07:31 Oh, that's right.
07:33 That's right.
07:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:38 [BARKING]
07:41 (upbeat music)