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00:00 [music]
00:03 That's it. Swing.
00:06 Harry. Cross.
00:09 Watch out, Kevin.
00:11 Face it, small fry. You're too weak to be one of the king's fighting men.
00:18 I'll be a knight. You'll see.
00:22 Easy, young man. He's younger than you.
00:25 So what?
00:27 [music]
00:30 Look, the princess.
00:33 [music]
00:35 You're just a puny pipsqueak page, and that's all you'll ever be.
00:40 Oh, yeah?
00:42 [music]
00:45 My inevitable victory was inspired by you, fair princess.
00:49 Show me a sign that I am worthy.
00:53 Oops.
00:55 [music]
00:58 I'll never be a knight. I'm too small and too young and too weak.
01:05 [music]
01:07 Watch it, you clumsy oaf.
01:09 Clumsy? I'm not clumsy.
01:11 Two arms. Two arms. We're under attack.
01:16 Take this.
01:18 Careful, cubby. It could be an intruder.
01:22 It's Kevin. Is something wrong, Kevin?
01:25 Oh, Sonny. Uh, wrong? Uh, nothing's wrong.
01:30 Nothing, my eye.
01:32 Come on, you can tell us.
01:34 Yeah, we're really good listeners.
01:36 Oh, it's that bully Unwin. He made a fool of me in front of the princess and said I was weak.
01:43 Oh, shit.
01:45 The worst part is, he's right.
01:48 Nonsense. That Unwin's just a big bag of wind.
01:52 Yeah, all you gotta do is bash him. And smash him.
01:57 Well, I think Calvin should ignore the brute.
02:00 Well, if it was me, I'd flatten him into a pie crust.
02:04 Pie crust. Mmm.
02:06 I say smash and bash.
02:08 Ignore him.
02:09 Flatten him.
02:10 Don't waste your time. Let's eat something.
02:12 Gummies. Gummies, please.
02:14 Now, listen. This arguing isn't helping. Doesn't anyone have a reasonable solution?
02:19 How about some gummy berry juice?
02:21 That's a great idea.
02:23 No, no, no, no. Gummy berry juice is not for selfish things like bopping bullies.
02:28 To become a real knight, you must train and practice.
02:32 Yeah, I guess so.
02:34 You can do it, Calvin. Just practice.
02:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, let's get back to work.
02:41 [♪♪♪]
02:44 Maybe there's an answer in the great book of gummy.
02:48 Hey, what's this, Cubby?
02:55 A wishing stone.
02:57 In the distant cavern of shadows lies a large e-em...
03:03 Emerald.
03:04 Lies a large emerald.
03:06 If you touch the magical stone, you can make a single wish.
03:10 I could wish myself as big as Unwin.
03:14 [♪♪♪]
03:17 What a neat blade.
03:25 Look, Cubby. The entrance to the cavern of shadows.
03:28 Maybe it leads to the wishing stone.
03:31 Hello. Hello.
03:34 Whoa!
03:36 Get out of here.
03:38 Whoa!
03:41 Whoa!
03:46 How will we ever find an emerald in a big place like this?
03:53 Easy. Just look up.
03:56 Hand me a rope, Cubby.
04:04 [♪♪♪]
04:07 I wonder how big I should wish myself to be.
04:12 How about as tall as...
04:14 A giant.
04:15 No, that's too tall, Cubby.
04:17 No, no, no. A giant.
04:19 Let's get out of here.
04:21 [snoring]
04:24 [grunting]
04:31 So, you want to steal a wish, eh?
04:34 You wish you'd never come here.
04:37 [grunting]
04:40 Look, Cabin. A way out.
04:47 You won't escape.
04:49 Look out!
04:53 I'll show you what I do to trespassers.
04:58 [thud]
05:00 Huh?
05:04 Come back here!
05:06 [grunts]
05:08 En garde, you big bully.
05:14 Out!
05:16 You'll come out sooner or later.
05:19 I can wait as long as you.
05:22 I've been here a hundred years already.
05:25 In a hundred years, I'll be too old for knighthood.
05:28 Then you'll have to bash him now.
05:30 But how?
05:32 With this. I sneaked you a bottle.
05:35 Gummy berry juice. Right.
05:37 Being super strong is the answer.
05:40 Now we'll see who's a pipsqueak.
05:47 Pop it one for me, Sir Cabin.
05:50 [laughing]
05:54 Just in time to season my stew.
05:58 Let us go, or I'll have to use force.
06:02 [laughing]
06:04 Force? You?
06:06 Oh, I like your sense of humor, puny one.
06:11 And don't call me puny.
06:16 Huh?
06:18 [roaring]
06:20 Yippee! Atta boy, Cabin!
06:23 Now, are you gonna let us go, or...
06:28 Uh-oh.
06:30 [grunts]
06:32 Now I'll squish you like the little bug you are.
06:36 Gummy, help!
06:38 [grunts]
06:40 You're not so tough.
06:48 Take your best shot.
06:50 Ow!
06:52 Why, you...
06:54 Ow!
06:55 All right.
06:57 [grunts]
06:59 Thanks, Cubby.
07:04 I don't have to be strong to wear him out.
07:06 Just quick, like you.
07:08 Right. Go to it.
07:10 Hey, you can't catch me.
07:13 Na, na, na, na.
07:15 Come on, you big bully.
07:17 [grunts]
07:19 Now I'm gonna get you.
07:27 [whimpering]
07:29 Ow!
07:31 Oh, no!
07:36 Gotcha, you pest.
07:38 Help! Cabin!
07:40 Yeah? Help him, Cabin, you flea.
07:44 The only way to save you is to wish myself as big as him.
07:49 So you want to be bigger, eh?
07:52 Well, that's how I got into this mess.
07:55 I was once a small fry like you,
07:59 and bullies picked on me and called me names.
08:03 So just like you, I came here to make a wish,
08:07 a wish to be bigger.
08:10 And look at me.
08:12 My size frightened everyone so much,
08:15 I had to live alone in this cave.
08:18 So go ahead.
08:23 Make your wish, Pipsqueak.
08:25 It'll be your last.
08:28 Strength and speed didn't work, Cubby.
08:30 All that's left now is size.
08:33 No, Cabin! No, don't do it.
08:36 You'll be like him.
08:38 I wish... I wish that the giant was my size.
08:42 Hey, I'm back to normal.
08:46 You did it, Cabin. You won!
08:49 Yeah, I figured out being big wasn't the answer either.
08:52 No, being smart was.
08:55 Well, I'm sorry I tried to smash you.
08:58 Force of habit.
09:00 That's okay. Now let's get out of this place.
09:03 Oops, we're not going anywhere.
09:06 It'll take a giant to get that boulder out.
09:09 Don't look at me.
09:12 Wait, we'll wish it out.
09:14 You already used up your wish.
09:16 But you haven't.
09:18 Hey, that's right.
09:20 I wish that dumb old boulder would fly out of there.
09:24 The whole place is caving in.
09:29 Let's run for it.
09:32 ( engine revving )
09:34 Well, that's the last wish for the wishing stone.
09:39 That's okay.
09:41 The only wish I'd have left is that you two would come sooner.
09:44 Well, thanks again, Pipsqueak.
09:48 Boy, I'm never gonna wish to be bigger again.
09:52 Me neither.
09:54 Well, maybe a little bigger.
10:00 ( grunts )
10:01 Just say when.
10:03 You've had enough, shrimp.
10:05 Come on, Cavin. You can beat him.
10:07 Small fry.
10:10 Come out and fight like a man, you puny Pipsqueak.
10:15 - Paige. - En garde.
10:17 Whoa!
10:19 ( chuckles )
10:21 That was pretty clever, Cavin.
10:24 You'll be a worthy knight someday, Sir Cavin.
10:28 Thank you, m'lady.
10:30 (gentle music)
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