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00:00 Are you sitting comfortably?
00:04 Wonderful! Get ready and keep your smurfs open. The adventure's about to begin.
00:10 Let me tell you about a curious tale...
00:15 ...of the magic green stone and its use as a jail.
00:21 But first, let me introduce the one we really must mention...
00:28 ...our beloved hero Handy and his great new invention!
00:35 So that the village can party without an arm ache...
00:39 ...this wondrous machine has the power to bake!
00:44 With the new Smurf-O-Mix, recipes are child's play.
00:49 In the smurf of an eye, the fine cake's on the way!
00:54 Sugary treats for palates so needy, including the cravings of our friend Greedy.
01:01 But the Smurf-O-Mix seems to need some repairs.
01:05 It's not making cakes, but small micro-eclairs.
01:10 Handy's in the lab, sneaking around. Oh, look!
01:15 Behind Papa Smurf's back, he gets out the spell book.
01:20 To his problem, he finds one answer alone.
01:24 He can create anything from a magic green stone.
01:29 But Smurf-tastrophe, the prized object has flown!
01:34 It's a stone in the hands of the worst wizard the world has ever known!
01:39 Fearing it so, Handy and a couple of friends travel.
01:44 Quickly, unseen, to the enemy's home. Our poor Smurfs don't know of the danger to come...
01:52 ...as they search for the stone in the enemy's home.
02:12 And who said you could Smurf here? I'm telling Papa Smurf.
02:16 Nobody's making you spy on us, or follow us, Brainy.
02:20 Aw, stop squabbling! Come on, quick, let's split up and Smurf the green stone.
02:25 In that pool? Oh, I hope we'll find lots of yummy...
02:29 Uh, Game-Witty?
02:31 Okay, a little tap with a hammer should be enough.
02:40 Oops, I may have Smurfed a little too hard.
02:43 When Papa Smurf hears that you've been here...
02:47 Brainy, stop being a Smurfjoy.
02:50 Hey, look, I found an apple! But it's not green, is that okay?
02:54 Hey guys, I think we have a problem.
02:58 Ah, finally sunlight. I couldn't Smurf a thing in here...
03:02 Now then, what's all this ragged down here?
03:06 More rats you haven't caught, Azrael?
03:09 Handy, quick, we need to leave now!
03:12 Well, look, loads of fireworks.
03:20 What's going on here? Pesky Smurfs!
03:24 It's you again! Azrael, catch them!
03:27 Oh, hello there! We are Smurfs.
03:38 Stop playing about, Game-Witty, come on!
03:40 You idiot! What have you done?
03:43 No, no, no! Come back!
03:51 It's Smurf's name! What was that?
03:53 Mind me, Elzebub! This is the end!
04:05 Despicable little blue vermin! You have no idea what you've done!
04:10 Sorry.
04:11 Is it as bad as it looks?
04:13 Of course! I was using the green stone in my alchemy experiments, and the results were very surprising.
04:20 Oh?
04:21 I separated the material from an object, and then reassembled it right after.
04:27 I even transformed the flower into a kind of slimy puddle.
04:31 But what's the point of sharing my precious knowledge with a band of blogheads?
04:36 Oh, well, that's all super reassuring.
04:38 Hang on. Does that mean this, um, creature was inside it?
04:42 No, you stupid idiots! That's why I fear the worst if it has the same powers as the stone!
04:48 Uh, well, I don't know who it was. I didn't have the time to Smurf.
04:53 According to ancient legends, creatures that Smurf out of magical objects are really friendly.
04:58 I agree with Storm. We should ask Papa Smurf, and quickly!
05:02 Oh, no! We can't! Imagine the scolding he's going to Smurf me when he hears about all this!
05:08 But we can't just serve up all the Smurfs to Gargamel on a platter!
05:11 For once, I don't care! The situation has me so worried that you're the least of my concerns!
05:18 If Papa Smurf was here, he'd Smurf us what to do.
05:20 I might have an idea to fix our, I mean, my mistake. We could form an alliance?
05:27 An alliance?
05:28 Ha ha! Great! We're all going to be friends!
05:32 Out of the question!
05:34 Gargamel, you're a great alchemist, right? You must be able to Smurf something to deal with this creature.
05:39 Meanwhile, I'm going to put all my efforts into improving the Smurf-o-Mix.
05:44 What? Why are you all Smurfing at me like that?
05:47 Do you have a better idea?
05:49 Not really, no, but I have to say I don't like this much.
05:52 If the creature was able to leave the stone, it must be able to go back in.
05:58 Uh, what if it doesn't like being in there? Hey, we should probably ask it.
06:03 First, we have to find it. And then we can try to have a friendly conversation.
06:08 It teleported through this portal. You should be able to follow it. I'm too big to fit.
06:14 You're just scared. Here, you might learn something.
06:19 There! The village! And not a word to the others. Gargamel might hear me.
06:24 Hello, Storm? Can you hear us?
06:26 Loud and Smurf. The Smurf-y talkie works perfectly.
06:29 Ah, so, what was going through the portal like?
06:32 Smurf-tastic. I'll call you if I see anything strange.
06:35 Hello, the hovel? Some kind of crystals have appeared all over the forest.
06:43 Crystals? Like my green stone?
06:46 No, not really. They're the same color, but much bigger.
06:50 They have these black spots at the bottom, too.
06:53 Hello, can you Smurf me? I can see a cabin in really bad condition. The roof is all collapsed.
07:01 Watch out! There may be humans inside!
07:04 A cabin lost in the woods with a damaged roof?
07:07 Then it must be old man Fork's house. He's the farmer I get my pumpkins from for Halloween.
07:13 Oh, I Smurf pumpkin soup. Yum.
07:17 Are you kidding? These pumpkins are all moldy, and all he does is moan and complain.
07:23 That reminds me of someone. But who could it be?
07:26 What are you trying to say, four-eyes?
07:28 Hey, now's not the time to get all Smurfed up. I'm going to approach the cabin and we'll see.
07:34 I can hear noises. There's definitely someone here.
07:39 Watch out! Old man Fork is sensitive. He doesn't like people barging in without warning.
07:45 The last time I turned up without warning, he threw a bunch of potatoes at me.
07:50 Hmm, what's that? It doesn't look that bad.
07:56 Hello, Handy? I'm standing in front of a kind of flower that looks sticky.
08:00 Hello, Storm? What Smurfed? We thought we heard you shout.
08:06 I'm fine, guys. But the ground collapsed beneath my feet and I fell a long way.
08:10 What do you see around you?
08:12 There's a river and some water lilies. I could use them to walk on the water.
08:16 Hello, guys? Stolas is right in front of me.
08:22 Great. Talk to him. He may not be so bad.
08:25 You again. There's no need to whisper. I can hear you talking to your friends.
08:30 Oh, uh, pardon me. My name is Storm. We haven't really had the time to introduce ourselves.
08:36 In any case, I have to say that you haven't made it easy for me.
08:39 Why should I be nice to you? You're all the same. You only want to use me.
08:46 Use you? No, you're wrong. I just want to have a chat with you.
08:50 For example, can you Smurf me what you're looking for?
08:53 What I'm looking for? I want to free myself from the Greenstone for good.
08:58 That's what I'm looking for.
09:00 Hmm. Well, maybe we could help you.
09:02 Help me? That's a new one. I suppose you only want to help me by teaming up with that evil alchemist.
09:10 So long. I've got no time to chat and you're not even worth fighting.
09:15 Wait, you're wrong. We haven't teamed up with him.
09:18 Well, we kind of have, but it's not what you think. Uh...
09:21 Silence! Have fun with my creation. Another version of me who will hopefully teach you a lesson.
09:29 Oh no, Smurf-tastrophe! Hey guys, can you hear me? Oh, this is all going wrong.
09:36 Oh, Storm. I'm glad to see you again, even though I'd have preferred it to be in happier circumstances.
09:45 It was all my fault, Papa Smurf. Don't blame Storm.
09:49 Never mind. What's done is done. We have more urgent things to deal with.
09:54 Tell me about it. So spare me the apologies and let's deal with this cursed creature. And it's still on the loose.
10:02 This creature is called Stolas and I bet you were the one who annoyed it with all your Smurfery.
10:07 Oh, here we go again. It's all my fault.
10:11 Come on, let's concentrate. While you were in the forest, Gargamel and I Smurfed some research.
10:18 Stolas told you that he wanted to free himself from the Green Stone's bind?
10:22 That seemed weird to us because it seemed like he had just escaped from it.
10:28 But we need to think about it like a genie Smurfing from his lamp.
10:32 Even if he's outside it, it's like there's an invisible chain binding him to it. Get it?
10:39 No need to be a genius to understand that. This Green Stone is a stone of captivity and the creature is still bound to it.
10:47 We can make a new one from the fragments I collected in the laboratory.
10:52 And the magical substances you Smurfed on the creature and in the forest when you smashed these strange crystals.
11:00 And then we can look it up forever, repair the damage it's caused and go back to our own lives.
11:06 Perfect, right?
11:08 I'm sure there's another solution.
11:10 No, there isn't. Do we really need to hear every Smurf's opinion?
11:14 We have to act.
11:16 That creature is destroying everything in its path.
11:19 Calm down. We need to prepare ourselves for what's next.
11:23 We need to Smurf the portals that Stolas opened.
11:27 We must also repair the damage he caused and Smurf this magic essence again.
11:32 You can count on us Papa Smurf. With the Smurfomix, we're definitely up for the job.
11:38 It's nice to take it off now and then.
11:43 Hey Storm, can you lend me the Smurfo thing? I want to Smurf it too.
11:48 If you like, yeah. But don't you press the buttons.
11:51 It's just like a toy.
11:54 Hello, guys. I can see some mines and a green light.
12:08 Hey, I bet Stolas came this way. That is, if the light was green for him too.
12:13 Dimwitty, you must come back to the harbor immediately.
12:17 No, I don't like Gargamel.
12:20 Can you Smurf us, Dimwitty?
12:22 Loud and Smurf.
12:24 I don't think he can Smurf us.
12:26 And press the button on the Smurfy Talky when you Smurf?
12:30 Of course I can hear them. What are we Smurfing about?
12:34 He'd better watch out. Stolas must be nearby.
12:37 Oh, I get it. You're pretending you can't hear me.
12:42 We can hear you fine, Dimwitty. And this isn't the time to play around.
12:47 Look around. And as soon as you see one, jump in and come back to us.
12:52 Find a portal to jump into.
12:55 Okay, Smurfette.
12:56 And press the button on the Smurfy Talky when you Smurf?
13:02 Hello? It's funny, 'cause there's a lot of wind here.
13:07 It's Smurfing hard on the edge of the cliff.
13:10 Hello?
13:14 Ah, Dimwitty, don't shout. We can hear you fine.
13:18 You mean he's finally figured out how to use the Smurfy Talky?
13:21 Oh, well, obviously. It's Smurf's play.
13:24 I can see two paths, and I don't know which one to choose.
13:28 Can you describe the two paths to us, Dimwitty?
13:31 To the right, the path leads to a dark crevice that smells really bad.
13:35 To the left, it's peaceful and pretty.
13:39 How does he not know?
13:41 Well, if this was a Smurf's path, he'd be called Smurf's path, right?
13:47 Take the one on the left, Dimwitty. It looks more peaceful.
13:51 That's right. Definitely don't go to the right.
13:54 Hey, why can't I go to the right?
13:57 Well, because it looks more scary, doesn't it?
13:59 Don't make this complicated, Dimwitty!
14:02 Take the nice path, find a portal, and get back here.
14:07 I'm having fun here. In any case, more than at Gargamel's house.
14:11 So, I'm going to the right.
14:15 Oh, here you are again. Hello.
14:20 Another one?
14:22 What are you doing here, you little runt?
14:25 Have you come to spy on me?
14:28 No, I just came to have a little fun. Do you want to play with me?
14:32 Do I look like I'm having fun?
14:34 I can teach you if you like. It'll be Smurf-tastic.
14:37 No. No one teaches me.
14:41 I don't want anything to do with humans.
14:44 I'm not a human. I'm a Smurf. What about you?
14:50 I'm... well, I'm... I don't know.
14:56 Hey, did the Storiks leave you here?
14:59 What? No. I was imprisoned inside that blasted green stone.
15:04 Oh, that's not nice at all.
15:07 Hey, would you like to help me get home? I'll introduce you to all the others.
15:11 Oh, they're very nice. Well, except when they're pretending not to hear me.
15:16 I... I don't know.
15:19 Say yes. Perhaps you'd like to be a Smurf just like us.
15:23 A Smurf? I have no idea what you're talking about.
15:28 Oh, okay. That's because I'm talking Smurf.
15:31 Oh, that's easy. You just Smurf. Smurf instead of, well, whatever you want to Smurf.
15:37 No. No. You're trying to fool me. I'm sure of it.
15:43 Yep. If you like, you can be full Smurf. I don't think he exists. I'm dimwitted.
15:48 Ah, be quiet. I see through your game. You're trying to trap me to soften me up, but it won't work.
15:57 Arrgh! Prepare for battle!
16:01 But the avalanche isn't avalanching anymore.
16:07 Good. That's one less thing to worry about.
16:09 Now's your chance to Smurf another portal.
16:12 There must be one that will bring you back to Gargamel's house.
16:15 Do I have to come back? I haven't even made a snow Smurf yet.
16:20 Now's really not the time, dimwitty.
16:22 Well, there's always time for fun. Unless you're jealous.
16:29 Hey, I was in the--
16:31 We'll see. But for the moment, don't move an inch, dimwitty.
16:35 And put the Smurf-o-mix down.
16:37 Arrgh! You really aren't Smurfy.
16:40 Okay. While Gargamel's upstairs, let's talk about our plan.
16:44 I have an idea. Let's find Stolas and become friends.
16:49 Yes, that's the idea we've had from the start.
16:51 It's what we were trying to Smurf you while you were wandering around the mountain.
16:55 We're going to use all the power in the magic essence Smurfed from Stolas, the crystals, and redirect them at him.
17:02 In other words, we're going to use his powers against him.
17:05 To start with, it was Gargamel who Smurfed the greenstone, a.k.a. Stolas, a.k.a. all these big problems.
17:12 Gargamel wanted to separate the materials and particular objects.
17:16 So we think it's possible to separate Stolas, the being, from his powers.
17:20 And that will cut the magical link to the greenstone.
17:23 I agree with this hypothesis, but we aren't convinced that it'll Smurf.
17:28 What do we have to lose? We're running out of time. Let's give it a go.
17:32 You're right. We must be cautious.
17:34 Gargamel mustn't discover our true intentions, otherwise the plan may Smurf.
17:40 It's time to act. Let's find Stolas and try to convince him that we mean him no harm.
17:45 I'll volunteer, Papa Smurf. I'll go and Smurf Stolas myself.
17:49 I'll be able to convince him to stop doing all this stuff.
17:52 Are you sure, Brainy?
17:54 Allow me to remind you of my adventures against the Vileleaf.
17:58 I'm no stranger to adventure, and don't forget that my brain is a Smurftastic asset when it comes to the unpredictable.
18:04 Why not? If Dimwitty wandered back unscathed, then...
18:10 Stolas, listen--
18:12 It doesn't matter where I go. You'll always follow me.
18:16 Please, I just want to talk.
18:18 Okay, I can at least give you that, after you've gone to so much trouble to get here. I'm listening.
18:25 I know the situation's quite complicated and confusing, but don't be Smurfed by appearances.
18:30 Just because we've teamed up with Gargamel doesn't mean we agree with his ideas.
18:34 We don't have anything in common, particularly when it comes to tasty clothing, food, cruelty, and--
18:40 What? What did you say? I knew it! You villainous little liar! You'll pay for this! Don't think you can--
18:48 Oh, he's so Smurfaceous. Oh well, I'd better turn this off.
18:53 Listen, we Smurfs want to Smurf you freedom, if that's what you want.
18:57 But first you need to stop destroying everything! That's not the way to get what you want!
19:02 Unfortunately, I don't have a choice. I can't trust beings who want my powers. Not again.
19:10 I can't imagine why you've come to these conclusions! But I have the time, and I'm happy to listen to you and help you.
19:17 Where do you come from? We could try to find your original world. I imagine there must be people waiting for you.
19:22 How well do you know the world around you to come to such optimistic conclusions?
19:28 Find the world I come from? I don't have one. I was created many years ago by an alchemist.
19:36 I'm what they call a homunculus. I'm neither human nor Smurf. My existence has been purely to serve these alchemists.
19:48 As I grew and learned more, my admiration became fear. Then, disgust.
19:57 So, I was imprisoned in this stone of captivity that you call the Green Stone.
20:07 The years passed. I traveled from one alchemist to another, ending up in the hands of this grotesque, balding wizard.
20:17 I can understand that must make you feel sad. I know this must be Smurfly hard for you, but I'm begging you, trust us.
20:25 I'll never again leave my fate in the hands of another. This is the first time I've ever had such power.
20:33 I'm so close to achieving my goal. I'm not going to risk everything now.
20:39 Let's end this discussion. You already know too much about me. I have no choice but to stop you now. Get ready, little Smurf!
20:50 By Papa Smurf's beard! What a fall!
20:55 Hey Brainy, are you okay?
20:57 Smurfedly good. I've never been so happy to see you.
21:01 Don't speak too soon.
21:03 Look what's waiting for us.
21:06 To be continued...
21:12 To be continued...
21:17 In the name of Smurf, what's happened here? I've left one desolate landscape to arrive in another.
21:25 Well, after your fight with Stolas, he teleported and Smurfed right in the middle of the hovel.
21:30 He talked to us Smurfs first, saying he had nothing against us and that he was sorry.
21:35 Papa Smurf tried to talk to him, but he wouldn't listen.
21:38 And then as soon as he saw Gargamel again, he got Smurfily angry and began his final ritual.
21:44 After what Stolas revealed to me, I can't really blame him. But where are the Smurfs?
21:49 Hello! We're here, Brainy!
21:52 Don't worry, everything's fine. I just feel a bit sick.
21:56 We're really running out of time now. If Stolas is able to finish his ritual, he'll completely annihilate the hovel. And us with it!
22:04 Yes. And from what I can see, it's already well underway.
22:08 Go and rest, Brainy. You've earned it. I'll take over now.
22:12 Are you sure? I can still fight!
22:15 No. It's up to me to fix what I started. I insist.
22:19 How is this possible? How dare such a small being defy me?
22:26 Do it now! Activate the Stone of Activity!
22:29 No. I beg you. Please don't.
22:34 What are you waiting for, you wretched Smurf? Hurry up!
22:37 Do you really think I'm going to imprison him again after all these years?
22:41 No, Gargamel. We are not like you.
22:44 Stolas, listen to me. I promise we're going to let you go.
22:49 Hold tight. This may get a bit bumpy.
22:53 No! Stop!
23:01 It's good to be back on solid ground.
23:05 Quickly! Hurry up! We have to Smurf out of here!
23:08 Don't think you've escaped, you wretched Smurfs!
23:12 Hey, Gargamel. How about we switch roles?
23:15 You're paid for this!
23:21 The task was long and complicated. But finally, all of our Smurfs are elated.
23:38 And escape yet again from the miserable mage.
23:41 Leaving him frothing in fury and rage!
23:46 The land invaded by terrible contamination. We cleaned up with Smurf participation.
23:56 Then to the village we all returned.
24:00 Happy to know that forgiveness we've earned.
24:06 Time to prepare for a big celebration!
24:10 And honour our deeds and new liberation.
24:14 But first, we have a new friend to uncover.
24:18 And to do so, we Smurfs have a lot to discover.
24:23 So what do you think, Stolas? Did you like my dainty prose?
24:35 Um, yes. It wasn't too bad.
24:38 Not too bad? Ha ha ha ha! That's not very polite. Ha!
24:43 Hey, you coming? The party's starting!
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