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00:00 *Brock's intro*
00:12 So this is where THE Brock hangs out when you aren't working security.
00:17 This is my heaven, the Jersey Shore. It's full of bros!
00:20 *Brock's intro*
00:22 Super hot panty droppers!
00:24 *Brock's intro*
00:25 Excuse me, gentlemen. I have to see about a boot.
00:28 Pardon me, if I said you had a beautiful body, could I put my penis in it?
00:32 Hey! Okay, okay! I'll put my penis in you too!
00:38 See that? I was about to score!
00:43 Don't sweat it, Puff. You got douchebagged. It happens.
00:46 Screw that guy! You know what? I'm gonna get twice as buff and twice as douchey as any of these pricks!
00:52 My get rock with Brock regimen will douche up even the scrawniest kitten of a man.
00:56 Then it'll definitely work for me, 'cause I'm already pretty buff!
01:00 You will learn quickly, young asshopper.
01:03 *Brock's intro*
01:07 *Brock's intro*
01:10 Do you wanna ride that manatee, hobo? You came that manatee!
01:31 Whoa, whoa! Easy, girl. It is time.
01:36 Nice buttress, DJ!
01:38 Your mama thought so too.
01:40 Who's up for a little man-on-man action? That came out wrong. Let's go kick some douchebag ass!
01:45 That's for more. Do a couple sit-ups and you think you're at shit.
01:51 Get over here!
01:53 Felix!
01:54 Oh, you!
01:55 I am douche!
02:00 We might wanna dial back his vitamin cocktail.
02:04 Man, fuck Puff. Snicker three hours late and shit.
02:07 Up, up, all up in here, bitches!
02:10 Man, what happened to you? You're such a fucking douche now.
02:13 Hey, thanks, DJ! Alright! Let's get this practice done so I can get my dick a sticker and some hickey!
02:19 *Clears throat*
02:23 What the fuck? I can't sing!
02:26 Yes, you're a douchebag now, Puff. You have to let certain things go.
02:30 Like listening to NPR, wearing glasses, or having talent.
02:34 No! I love my muscles! But it's not worth it.
02:39 Can't we reverse it, Brock?
02:41 Well, it's difficult. Being a douche at this level is serious. But there is one way.
02:47 Harry Potter?
02:49 Read it. And don't come back until you know what happened at Hogwarts.
02:55 Hey, fellas! Let's play some tunes!
02:59 It's a miracle! How can this has happened?
03:02 The only way to de-douche completely is to read a hard book from cover to cover.
03:08 Harry Potter? Man, how hard is that?
03:10 Hard as this Moby Dick, motherfucker!
03:13 Aw, you'll always be a douche to us, Puff Puff. Seriously, you're a douche.
03:18 Seriously, you're a douche.