A conspiracy theorist with a pyromania disorder suffers a relapse when his trailer home suddenly explodes, igniting a se | dG1fU3c0dHJLUEFCVnc
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00:00 Eyes on the fire, Sam.
00:02 (sizzling)
00:03 (screaming)
00:06 ♪ All in all, Earthlings ♪
00:08 ♪ What? ♪
00:09 Calling all commies and vegans and tea baggers.
00:11 We--
00:12 That's not very Christmassy!
00:13 Now listen up, folks.
00:14 We've all known that aliens are real--
00:16 Hey, I brought you some--
00:17 That's right, since the Roswell crash in 1947, right?
00:20 Who is this?
00:21 One of my parolees.
00:22 Since that time,
00:23 designer viruses are calling the week
00:25 while endless quarantines
00:26 are stripping all innocent survivors
00:28 all...
00:30 What's he in for?
00:31 Since the pandemic began,
00:32 conspiracy theorists have targeted 5G cell towers.
00:36 Well, hello there, 5G.
00:38 He's got a good heart.
00:39 Good heart don't fix a bad race.
00:41 You damn spooks!
00:42 You think you can take me out that easy?
00:45 (sizzling)
00:48 We need to get ourselves gone.
00:50 Why?
00:51 For starters, baby, the house is on fire
00:53 and I'm a pyromaniac thrice convicted.
00:55 You are a convicted arsonist.
00:57 Pyromania is not a crime.
00:59 I say we better get to Granny's.
01:01 Granny's?
01:02 (sizzling)
01:03 You don't remember what she tried to offer you
01:05 with the rocket launcher?
01:06 Yeah, that's why she sold it.
01:08 What have you done?
01:09 ♪ It's gonna explode, girl ♪
01:11 Your client is in violation of his parole.
01:13 He is a fugitive.
01:14 ♪ Gonna explode, explode, explode ♪
01:17 Who in the heck are you yelling at?
01:19 Granny member Irene?
01:21 Are you off your meds again?
01:23 ♪ I've been paid ♪
01:26 Woo!
01:27 That thing is following us, I'm telling you!
01:29 Eyes on the fire, Sam.
01:30 Eyes on my fire, Sammy boy.
01:33 How do you know them words?
01:34 I know everything about you, Bill.
01:37 Take this.
01:38 You're just soaking them hogs.
01:40 (crash)
01:41 What the hell are you doing?
01:43 What needs to be done?
01:44 You're hurting me.
01:45 ♪ Doing bad things ♪
01:46 This guy is a convicted arsonist
01:48 and all of a sudden his oven just happens to explode?
01:50 I did not burn down my own house.
01:52 Sam, have you taken your meds today?
01:55 They got blown off.
01:57 ♪ Trying to be a good man ♪
02:01 Whoa!
02:02 Sammy, what did you do?
02:04 Daddy!
02:05 You are a nightmare.
02:06 You light my finest fire, baby.
02:09 ♪ I wanna be a good man ♪
02:10 (screaming)
02:12 ♪ I wanna be a good man ♪
02:13 Whoa!
02:14 Might as well let Jesus take the wheel.
02:16 It's not rocket Scientology.
02:17 ♪ I wanna be a good man ♪
02:20 ♪ I wanna be a good man ♪
02:22 Oh, don't be such a victim.
02:24 You might want to sweep the house for innocence
02:26 before you burn it to the ground.
02:28 ♪ I wanna be a good man ♪
02:30 Sam!
02:31 You cannot run, okay?
02:32 They will shoot you.
02:33 ♪ Doing bad things ♪
02:36 What's with you guys in the butt stuff?
02:38 Simple question.
02:40 You have issues.
02:43 ♪ I've been made ♪
02:46 You staring at a bird, Brian?
02:48 (camera shutter clicks)