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00:00 What's in your bag today, Irza?
00:02 My audience is stuck in my bag.
00:05 Please talk to them.
00:06 Come, let's go to the audience.
00:08 - Greetings. - Greetings.
00:10 Sir, my name is Sajjad and I have a question for you.
00:12 If I compare your talent with vegetables,
00:17 which talent can be compared with which vegetable?
00:20 It's very easy. I can think of all the vegetables.
00:22 But I would like to...
00:24 Because someone will compare me with a vegetable.
00:27 I would like to start with Irza.
00:29 Irza, you tell me which vegetables can be compared with which.
00:32 The question is, why are you trying to escape?
00:35 That's a radish.
00:36 - The one sitting behind. - Yes.
00:37 - Okay. - That's a radish.
00:38 That's a radish, not a peel.
00:40 Mr. Agha, it's a potato.
00:41 - No, it's a pumpkin. - A pumpkin.
00:43 - Pumpkin. - No, Mr. Haroon.
00:44 Look at the face of a potato and then look at Mr. Agha's face.
00:47 Yes, actually, potatoes don't have a face.
00:49 - The family has to ask everyone. - Yes.
00:53 There's a tension because I'm not in my senses.
00:56 I can't think of a radish.
00:58 I swear, I can think of a radish.
00:59 I had thought of a radish for myself.
01:02 - You think you're a radish? - Yes.
01:04 Irza, you're not that.
01:05 - You're a cucumber. - Yes.
01:06 She's a cucumber.
01:08 Okay, which is Mr. Danish?
01:12 - No, I... - Mr. Danish...
01:13 - I clearly said, talent. - Mr. Danish is a bad creator.
01:15 - I'm not in talent. - Ginger.
01:17 - It's a late variety. - No.
01:19 The one whose hair falls out when you touch his knees.
01:21 Yes.
01:22 And the one who holds the brinjal in his hand.
01:23 Sir.
01:24 Yes, next.
01:27 Greetings, sir.
01:28 I have a question for you.
01:29 If you can't come to the show because of some work
01:34 who will you host?
01:36 - I'm thankful. - Thankful.
01:38 I'll lift the plate if I hear your prayers.
01:43 - Wow. - You eat the potatoes and the biscuits.
01:46 You might have noticed
01:49 that for such a bad time
01:51 we have a special one.
01:53 - Choti Irza. - Yes.
01:54 Choti Irza.
01:55 You have a special one for a bad time.
01:57 Okay, Irza.
02:02 If you have to go somewhere
02:05 can you choose one from these?
02:08 - From the audience? - Yes.
02:09 Then he'll have to come here.
02:11 - I'll sit there. - Very good.
02:12 - Absolutely right. - Good idea.
02:14 - Yes. - Okay.
02:15 Who would like to audition?
02:17 - The one who has asked the question. - Exactly.
02:19 He should come.
02:21 You're saying a good thing.
02:22 - Yes. - This might be your chance.
02:26 - I'll call him. - Will you come?
02:28 - Come. - Please come.
02:29 - Come and sit here. - Wow.
02:32 - Irza, you audition. - I won't.
02:38 - You can ask your co-host. - Who's your show?
02:41 - I have nothing to say. - Okay.
02:44 - What's your name? - Amal.
02:45 Amal. Okay.
02:47 You have to tell Mr. Agha
02:49 what shirt you're wearing today.
02:51 Okay.
02:52 Tell him. Leave it.
02:55 Because the one who'll leave it here
02:58 will do it like me.
03:00 Ma'am Irza, you're already
03:06 performing very well.
03:08 I cannot take your seat.
03:10 - But I can volunteer. - Absolutely.
03:13 Try it.
03:14 What shirt are you wearing?
03:16 - Okay. - Wow.
03:18 She said it in her own voice.
03:20 Very nice.
03:21 You answer Irza, you answer her.
03:24 Okay.
03:26 She's our guest. She's our daughter.
03:28 She'll come here. I won't leave her.
03:31 Amal, have you ever bought anything from Landa?
03:35 No.
03:35 - She's not qualifying. - No.
03:38 - She's not qualifying. - She can't be a co-host.
03:41 - Fail. - At least a quarter of her life
03:43 has been spent in Landa.
03:47 Amal, it's good that you're here.
03:48 The co-host before you was so weird.
03:51 I don't know what to say.
03:52 She has so much experience that
03:54 when she enters Landa,
03:56 - Yes. - the boy on the radio
03:59 says, "Sister, she's here."
04:01 Amal, please give her bag on your way.
04:05 Mr. Arun, I've found out today that
04:08 when Irza comes, he gives bag to Mr. Danish.
04:10 - He keeps it there. - No.
04:13 Mr. Danish sits and leaves.
04:15 - She respects him. - Of course.
04:17 She does it for us.
04:19 She says, "Okay, take the bag on your way."
04:23 Cut them off. They're poor girls.
04:27 - Okay. - If Amal is our co-host,
04:33 - Yes. - she'll say after eight days
04:34 that she has seen Amal and she's so beautiful.
04:37 I want Amal to reply to the deceased on my behalf.
04:44 Excuse me, ma'am. You'll get a mic.
04:46 Okay.
04:47 Deceased, you're talking too much.
04:53 I know you were his bodyguard.
04:55 - Wow. - Mr. Arun, I think
05:02 Irza has found a co-host for his parents.
05:04 - Thank you very much, Amal. - Thank you.
05:09 - Very much. - That was great.
05:12 For this respect, love.
05:15 - Thank you. - Thank you.
05:17 Thank you.
05:18 And this is a hat off to you.
05:21 - Amazing. - Yes.
05:23 - Amazing. - Amazing.
05:24 Mr. Producer, I told you that you'll find someone.
05:27 Irza is sitting on the seat and saying,
05:30 "Thank God, or else who'll fill petrol in my car?"
05:32 No, no. Irza is saying,
05:37 "You should've called Amy. She'd have said it better."
05:41 - Next. - Hello, sir.
05:42 My name is Abdullah Gulfraz. I'll sing a song.
05:45 That's great. You're talking so much in one breath.
05:47 - He'll sing very well. - Really?
05:50 - Yes. - What if he doesn't sing?
05:51 - We'll see. - No, he won't sing.
05:53 Why are you scared?
05:55 If he doesn't sing well, I'll feed him with cream.
05:58 - I'll feed him. - Ice cream.
05:59 - Put ice cream in his mouth. - Ice cream.
06:02 It's in your hands.
06:04 Whether that poor soul has to eat ice cream or not.
06:06 If he sings, who'll feed him?
06:08 - Then all of them.. - I'll feed him. Go.
06:11 - Thank you. - Wow!
06:13 Whether you sing or not, he'll eat ice cream tomorrow.
06:16 - Yes. - Okay.
06:17 Be relaxed. Be content.
06:18 - This is a very bad song. - One minute.
06:20 "Tell me, do you remember"
06:26 "when you stole my heart?"
06:30 "You stole my heart"
06:34 "and made it God's home."
06:38 "When you read my name in the rosary."
06:45 - Wow! - Look at his age.
06:46 "You're afraid to perform the prayers of love."
06:54 - Wow! - "But now I remember"
06:58 "those were just words."
07:02 - Wow, Suman! - "But now I remember"
07:06 "that it was necessary to turn away."
07:09 - Wow! - Wow!
07:12 - Thank you. - Look at him.
07:15 "It was necessary to turn away."
07:17 - Wow! - Very nice.
07:18 She's been giving me signals for so long.
07:21 - She's getting happy. - But..
07:22 She doesn't know that she has lost.
07:24 - She has lost. Of course, she has lost. - No.
07:25 - Wait a minute. - She has decided.
07:27 I was looking at her and you.
07:31 Were you giving Arun a signal?
07:33 I don't know how to sing.
07:35 - He has sung well. - He has sung well.
07:37 - Then he.. - He has won.
07:39 - Wow! - Yes!
07:42 - Yes! - Yes!
07:44 - Wow! - No!
07:45 - He has sung well. - I'll tell you.
07:47 - He hasn't sung. - I didn't see Irza's eyes.
07:50 - What she is saying is right. - Okay.
07:52 - Okay. - Okay.
07:53 Okay, wait a minute.
07:55 Because it's about music.
07:57 - The singer between us will decide. - Yes.
08:00 So, Mr. Agha, please begin.
08:01 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
08:03 Mr. Agha, please tell us.
08:07 I will sing with honesty.
08:09 You are always in a fight.
08:10 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
08:12 - I will sing with honesty. - Yes.
08:14 - He has sung well. - Wow!
08:17 - Arjun! - No.
08:19 - Arjun is not listening. - Wait a minute.
08:22 We will go to the third umpire.
08:24 You four are sitting.
08:26 Who is the senior among you?
08:28 - That uncle. - Uncle, you have to tell us
08:31 if you think the kid has sung well, you can do this.
08:34 And if you think he hasn't, you can do this.
08:37 So, over to you.
08:38 - Arjun! - Wow!
08:42 Arjun uncle is giving ice cream.
08:44 He is giving ice cream.
08:46 - Ice cream. - What is this?
08:48 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
08:50 (audience applauding)