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00:00 One million Muslims, oh sorry, one million Uighur Muslims are being held in concentration
00:15 camps in China for thought crimes.
00:18 There are children being taken away from their parents and put in cages at the Mexican-American
00:24 border.
00:25 And the people of Yemen are facing starvation.
00:30 But that's not what this film is about.
00:33 We're here to tell you about how hard our lives are being teenage girls.
00:38 We're going to Ramallah!
00:41 You can do really bad things.
00:44 We're so into a state of no respect.
00:49 You may be wondering why we're not talking about the deforestation of the Amazon.
00:57 Well, we've never left our hometown.
01:00 What we do know about is our friend Lydia.
01:03 A boy had sex with her and gave her a disease.
01:08 They now call her Lydia Chlamydia.
01:12 That's not right!
01:14 So we're taking a stand.
01:16 Guys, I really don't feel good.
01:20 You're like Peter Fonda.
01:23 You're a little boy.
01:25 I'm not.
01:26 I'm a little boy.
01:28 Drop it in his hand.
01:31 You should not.
01:33 With a rubber band.
01:34 Caged animals.
01:35 It was violent.
01:36 I'm Cinda McIlvena.
01:38 I'm Brisa Monique.
01:39 And I'm telling you to see Cuddly Toys.
01:41 Cuddly Toys.
01:42 C-U-D-D-L-Y-T-O-Y-S.
01:55 Cuddly Toys.
01:57 Parents, beware.
02:01 Lock up your daughters.
02:03 [music]
02:09 Cuddly Toys. Getting cancelled at a theatre near you.
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