#tmnt #ninjaturtles
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00:00 Halt, villain! We're the turtles of justice!
00:04 What? Halt? Villain? When did we start talking like that? Let's find a skate spot.
00:10 Real mature. But I'm your leader, and as your leader, I say nobody's going.
00:16 Skate spot? I'm totally in!
00:19 Well, as your followers, we're going anyway.
00:22 What's Splinter gonna say?
00:24 I don't know what's going on because they snuck out while I was asleep.
00:28 But as your leader, I am going with you to lead you away from bad stuff.
00:36 No, no, no, no, no. You have to hold your pinky out.
00:41 Uh, I don't really have a pinky.
00:45 Are there other talking turtles like you?
00:47 Nope, uh-uh. Just me, Mr. Imaginary Turtle.
00:51 One nice cup of green tea.
00:54 No time for stealth.
00:58 Gah!
01:00 Would you care for some tea, Mr. Turtle?
01:08 Sorry, little girl. I really need to grab your tea and take off.
01:12 I'll scream if you go, Mr. Turtle. My daddy's room is right next door.
01:16 Pizza?
01:23 I think it's food.
01:26 It's not like any food I ever saw.
01:28 I'll try it.
01:30 Should we open it?
01:33 Careful! It could be dangerous.
01:36 Uh, yuck. You guys won't like it. I'll take the rest.
01:49 No way!
01:50 Nuh-uh!
01:52 [gulping]
01:54 [belches]
01:56 Back off!
01:58 High three!
02:01 I never thought I'd taste anything better than worms and algae, but this is amazing!
02:08 [slurping]
02:10 [slurping]
02:12 [gulping]
02:14 [splashing]
02:16 [gulping]
02:19 [gulping]
02:21 It's the ultimate combination of pizza and burrito!
02:26 Burrito? Woo! Yes!
02:28 Pizzerito!
02:30 It's super and macho!
02:32 [grunting]
02:34 I'm going in.
02:37 [grunting]
02:39 Who cares?
02:45 Super and macho! Lengua y queso!
02:49 Your arm's stuck, isn't it?
02:51 [grunting]
02:53 Possibly. Maybe. On purpose.
02:58 Anybody? Anybody?
03:02 [slurping]
03:04 [gulping]
03:06 Blech. There's a little--
03:10 [slurping]
03:12 [gulping]
03:14 You don't want to know.
03:16 Happy Mutation Day!
03:18 Happy Mutation Day!
03:20 Ah, yes. Fifteen years ago today.
03:23 It is a cake.
03:25 Made of algae.
03:27 And worms.
03:29 What's the frosting made out of?
03:31 Please! Please!
03:33 Please. It's the only way to shut Mikey up.
03:36 Ah, very well.
03:38 You must maintain awareness at all times.
03:41 Aye, sensei!
03:43 Don't talk to strangers.
03:45 Aye, sensei!
03:46 Stay in the shadows.
03:48 Aye, sensei!
03:49 Everyone needs a stranger.
03:51 Aye, sensei!
03:53 Make sure you are going up to a strange and hostile world.
03:57 Good luck, my sons.
03:59 It's go time!
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