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A gritty anti-hero, a menacing super villain, and a naive sidekick walk into an interrogation room... | dG1fVnpYVXBiTVNJRmc
Transcript
00:00 (door slams)
00:02 - I wouldn't do that if I were you, Edison.
00:09 You're not grounded.
00:16 - I guess you learned from our last encounter in Foreshore.
00:20 - A shock like that is hard to forget.
00:23 But we're not here to go over our shared history.
00:28 - Where is Samar?
00:30 - Who?
00:31 (grunts)
00:33 - Samar Basin.
00:35 Son of Edward and Ramia Basin,
00:40 heir to the Basin technology fortune.
00:43 The boy you kidnapped yesterday.
00:46 - Oh, him.
00:47 No, I won't be telling you that.
00:50 (thuds)
00:56 You've made a lot of people angry.
00:58 Nobody cares what I do to you.
01:01 - This plan took three months,
01:08 eight men and $80,000 to pull off.
01:12 I'm expecting a call suit of $100 million in ransom.
01:17 If my men don't hear from me, the boy dies.
01:23 If you let me go now and I get my money,
01:26 you return Samar in one piece.
01:29 And we do all this another time.
01:32 - You'd love that.
01:36 Squirming out of my grasp again.
01:38 I can put an end to you and your schemes any time.
01:41 - Perhaps in another life, if you're lucky.
01:46 - I think your luck's about to change.
01:48 - Yeah, you villain.
01:52 - Hi, sorry I'm late.
01:54 - It's okay, just get in here.
01:57 - I'm sorry, what's going on?
01:59 - This is my new sidekick, she's training today.
02:03 - Hey.
02:04 - Hi.
02:06 - What exactly are you wearing?
02:13 - Oh, this is my secret identity.
02:14 Riley Ludwig, door-to-door salesperson.
02:17 I sell soap.
02:18 - Soap?
02:20 Who goes door-to-door?
02:21 - It's a non-tapped market.
02:23 - So you wear the mask?
02:27 - Is there soap in, nevermind, get in your super suit.
02:31 - Oh yeah, I brought a few options for the super suit,
02:33 your text was kinda unclear.
02:35 - Is this gonna take a long while?
02:37 - Oh, quick changes are one of my super powers.
02:39 Just kidding, I don't have any super powers,
02:41 I'm just really athletic.
02:43 Okay, I'll be right, I'll be back.
02:45 Just a sec.
02:50 - Vip, kapow!
02:51 - Do you have anything more, this aesthetic?
02:57 - How's this?
02:59 Not enough leather?
03:00 Too much leather.
03:02 - Maybe aim for more of a middle ground.
03:05 - No, no, no, no.
03:08 - No, no, no, no.
03:09 - That's what I've got.
03:14 - Might I remind you that the clock is ticking?
03:18 - Fine, ditch the elbow pads and let's get on with it.
03:20 - Now, where were we?
03:25 Oh yeah, you're gonna start talking
03:29 or I'm gonna start breaking every bone in your body,
03:32 starting with your ankles and working my way up.
03:36 - Yeah, then elbows.
03:38 - Excuse me for a minute.
03:43 (Vip snorts)
03:46 - Do you have any more intonations
03:50 that sound a little more threatening?
03:53 - Okay, okay, let me try.
03:55 You're going down, brother.
03:59 - Oh dear. - No.
04:00 - Forsooth villain, thy doom is upon thee.
04:04 - Methinks the trainee doth try so hard.
04:07 - Oh, tell us your secrets
04:11 and I'll make it worth your while, darling.
04:14 - That's kinda actually working for me.
04:16 - No, I'm gonna take you to pound town.
04:20 - Wait, wait, that's my voice.
04:23 Don't do my voice.
04:25 - You said you wanted a matching aesthetic.
04:27 - Find your own voice.
04:28 - Like, like, like, like this?
04:31 - You know, this is a time-sensitive matter
04:34 and maybe you shouldn't have brought a trainee, you know?
04:39 - It's just your lucky day
04:40 that it happens to be her first day on the job.
04:42 - Yeah, yeah, that's right.
04:44 'Cause the lady harasser's gonna have her first time with you.
04:48 - Wait, did you call yourself lady harasser?
04:51 - Yeah, 'cause you're the enforcer and I'm the harasser.
04:55 I'm a lady.
04:56 - No. - No.
04:57 - Do not do that. - Don't.
04:57 - That's inappropriate. - Don't do that.
04:59 - I had some other names.
05:00 The reproacher?
05:02 - No.
05:03 - The castigator.
05:04 - The source.
05:07 (dramatic music)
05:09 - I say we skip the name for now
05:13 and focus on the physical components.
05:15 (dramatic music)
05:18 What are you doing?
05:24 - Taking notes.
05:26 I'm a visual learner.
05:28 - This is super illegal.
05:29 Don't film this.
05:31 - Super illegal.
05:32 - About that, is this good guy stuff?
05:35 Are we being good guys?
05:38 So confused right now.
05:39 - Focus.
05:45 Put your pity aside.
05:47 This piece of garbage, he killed three guards.
05:51 When he zapped Baston's security system,
05:53 he took down the whole city's power grid.
05:56 Hospitals, schools, thousands of innocent lives
06:00 put in danger.
06:01 He doesn't deserve your pity.
06:03 He deserves your anger.
06:05 - Yeah.
06:08 Screw this guy.
06:09 - Show him your anger.
06:10 - I'm gonna show him my anger.
06:11 - Find out what he knows.
06:13 - I'm gonna find out what he knows.
06:14 - Wait.
06:15 (screaming)
06:18 - What?
06:23 What did you do?
06:25 - I showed him my anger.
06:29 Oh.
06:32 (phone ringing)
06:34 Edison's phone, the lady harasser speaking.
06:39 Oh, oh yeah, I hear it now.
06:42 Yeah, maybe not the best name.
06:43 Sorry, what did you want?
06:47 Oh, you have the ransom?
06:49 Well, I have some good news for you.
06:51 Hey, did you know there's a kid missing?
06:55 (punching)
07:01 (splashing)
07:03 (splashing)
07:06 (bubbling)
07:09 (bubbling)
07:11 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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