Follows a small-town private investigator as he investigates the sale of black market lobster in Prince Edward Island al | dG1fOW9ucUloTmNWTkU
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00:00 You're a real private investigator, huh?
00:01 Oh yeah, the real deal.
00:03 I buy seafood all over the Maritimes.
00:05 San Barco, there's this hotshot, Hick fisherman.
00:07 He's taking his lobster and he's selling it
00:09 to a black market buyer.
00:11 What I need you to do is find out
00:13 who's buying Glenn's lobster.
00:15 1,000 bucks to start, just a little taste.
00:17 Just a little taste.
00:18 Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
00:21 Well, that's quite tasty.
00:29 All right, you dirty snake.
00:31 Let's see what you're hiding.
00:33 Oh, Christ's sake.
00:35 Hey, move, move, go around me.
00:37 God damn it.
00:39 How are you now?
00:47 Very nice to meet you, Rhonda Perry.
00:50 This Luke Thorne character hired me to find out
00:53 where this fisherman named Glenn Misner is.
00:55 Glenn Misner?
00:56 You wouldn't happen to know where he lives
00:58 by any chance, would you?
00:59 If I think long and hard about it,
01:00 maybe well not long and hard, more soft and average.
01:03 We're gonna pick hubby versus wife.
01:07 I don't know, that sounds like blackmail.
01:09 Not blackmail, manifesting.
01:12 You ever wish you had kids?
01:13 Probably too late for me now anyway.
01:15 Menopause, eh?
01:16 You don't want menopause, I'm too young for that.
01:19 Jesus.
01:20 You forgot your cutlery.
01:22 Don't even think about it.
01:26 (screams)
01:28 ♪ You don't really know what to do ♪
01:30 You are gonna stop snooping around my wharf, you got that?
01:33 We're manifesting, Larry.
01:35 We came in the same rig.
01:37 When the cat's away, the mice will play.
01:40 Meow, meow.
01:41 ♪ Are you gonna waste my time ♪
01:43 I can't imagine a day not getting wet.
01:46 So you're a big swimmer then?
01:48 ♪ Are you gonna waste my time ♪
01:51 ♪ Are you gonna be mine ♪