The Office: Superfan Episodes | show | 2021 | Official Clip
The original office with new bonus footage that was cut for run time on tv originally. | dHNfMVJmOS1FajJ4UHc
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00:00 [keyboard clicking]
00:02 [cat meows]
00:04 [cat meows]
00:08 [sigh]
00:10 [computer beeps]
00:15 [computer beeps]
00:19 [computer beeps]
00:26 [computer beeps]
00:30 Who is this?
00:35 [computer beeps]
00:38 [computer beeps]
00:42 In the original Matrix movie, seeing the same cat twice was a glitch in the system.
00:48 It was proof that the Matrix was real.
00:50 Training the cat was both easier and more boring than I thought it would be.
00:54 It basically involved putting down little piles of treats.
00:58 The cat barely cared that it had to run through the ceiling.
01:02 Why didn't we just get two black cats?
01:05 Okay.
01:08 Turns out, Glenn in the warehouse has a twin brother that Dwight doesn't know about.
01:12 Ben.
01:14 So we threw them in too.
01:18 This just came for you.
01:22 [phone rings]
01:24 Hello?
01:36 Meet me in the warehouse. But watch out for the men in reception.
01:40 There's no men, it was...
01:42 Meet me in the warehouse.
01:49 [footsteps]
01:51 Hank?
01:59 That is the name I allowed you to know me by while I watched over you, waiting for the time to approach.
02:09 That time has come.
02:11 And now, you may know my real name.
02:14 Dorpheus.
02:16 Dorpheus?
02:17 I'm Orpheus's brother.
02:19 But the Matrix isn't real.
02:27 It's a trilogy of flawless, life-changing films and an online game.
02:33 The first Matrix movie was a program written by my team to prepare people for the truth.
02:39 But then the machines countered with their own program to make it seem as if a peace was achieved.
02:44 So... there is no peace?
02:47 There is not.
02:49 Oh, that is terrible news.
02:51 Dwight, we need your help. I would like you to join my underground army and help us wage war for the freedom of all humankind.
03:00 Hank is good on his feet.
03:02 Right? I told you he'd nail it.
03:04 If you take the blue pill, you will stay in the Matrix.
03:11 You will remember none of this. Life will go on as it is for you.
03:16 If you take the red pill, I will open your eyes and you will see just how deep the rabbit hole goes.
03:26 I'll take the blue pill.
03:31 Dwight, now the blue will keep you in the program. The red's the cool one.
03:37 I understand. I'd like the blue pill, please.
03:39 Well, maybe I didn't explain myself clearly if you...
03:41 No, Dorothy, you were very clear. It's just...
03:43 God, you know, I really appreciate the work that you and your brother are doing.
03:48 "Appreciate" is too small a word, but the timing is terrible right now.
03:52 They just promoted me to manager, plus I own this building, I run a very substantial farm,
03:57 and I'm getting married soon to a woman I love.
04:01 And, okay, yeah, maybe that love is just zeros and ones, but...
04:05 I don't want to lose it.
04:07 No one hates machines more than me.
04:10 But I'm happy.
04:14 I'm truly happy.
04:16 Aww.
04:18 Are you kidding me? I hired 30 people.
04:21 If the blue pill's not safe to swallow, someone should tell us now.
04:26 Who are you talking to?
04:33 Dio?
04:35 Drinity?
04:37 [no audio]
04:41 [music]
04:45 [phone ringing]
04:47 [no audio]