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00:00 [music]
00:06 You know, son, you're grown up now and it's time I teach you all about the facts of life.
00:13 This is a cat.
00:16 And this is a dog.
00:19 And dogs chase cats.
00:22 But why do dogs chase cats, Dad?
00:24 Uh, well, uh, I don't know, son.
00:28 We've been doing it for hundreds of years and it's become sort of a sport.
00:32 One of the important things is how to look real mean.
00:36 Watch me.
00:37 [growling]
00:43 That's great, son. Just great.
00:46 Well, I think you're ready to go after a real thing.
00:49 All we need is a cat and I know just where to find one.
00:53 [music]
01:00 Oh, pussycats!
01:03 [music]
01:05 It's Spike! Oh, no!
01:08 [music]
01:21 Come on, fellas, quick. We can hide in here.
01:24 [music]
01:33 If you don't get out here when I blow this whistle, then the fur's gonna fly.
01:38 [growling]
01:40 [whistle]
01:41 [meowing]
01:45 Okay, I need a cat and I needs one now.
01:50 Nah, nah, too small, too small. Too bright, too tall.
01:53 Nope, no good. Uh-uh, nah, nah.
01:56 Let's put this on a voluntary basis.
01:59 Whomever wants to volunteer, take one step forward.
02:04 Huh, no cooperation.
02:08 Huh?
02:10 Cat's up.
02:12 [music]
02:19 Listen, pussycat, I need a cat and you're it.
02:23 Oh, no, not me. I'm no good.
02:26 Look, I got flat feet.
02:28 Come on, pussycat.
02:30 [meow]
02:33 Now listen, pussycat, and listen good.
02:36 I'm teaching my son how to chase cats, so when he starts barking, you start running.
02:41 You get me?
02:43 [music]
02:47 Here you are, son. You know what to do.
02:51 Hello, Mr. Cat.
02:53 No, no, no, son. You're supposed to bark and chase cats.
02:58 Okay, cat-chasing pup. I'll do my best.
03:02 [barking]
03:05 [laughing]
03:08 [music]
03:14 That was great, son. You scared the wits out of him.
03:18 Now, here's lesson number two. Get 'em by surprise.
03:22 [music]
03:24 [barking]
03:33 Come on, Pike. Go get 'em.
03:35 [barking]
03:38 [barking]
03:42 [barking]
03:50 I'll pop.
03:52 I think you are missing the spirit of this exercise.
03:57 [music]
04:03 [thunder]
04:07 [music]
04:12 Hey, why am I running from this little mutt?
04:16 [barking]
04:18 Uh-oh.
04:20 [barking]
04:22 [music]
04:28 [growling]
04:33 [screaming]
04:36 [snoring]
04:38 [music]
04:44 [barking]
04:49 [screaming]
04:50 Why, you little...
04:52 [music]
04:54 [growling]
04:56 [music]
05:04 [growling]
05:07 [music]
05:12 [growling]
05:14 [music]
05:18 [growling]
05:23 [screaming]
05:25 [music]
05:31 [thud]
05:34 [music]
05:36 [barking]
05:38 [music]
05:41 [barking]
05:45 [music]
05:47 Hello.
05:48 Hello.
05:49 Why, this is my son, Carl.
05:51 Hey, you wanna go play?
05:53 Sure.
05:54 Okay.
05:57 All right, pussycat.
05:59 Where's my boy?
06:00 What have you done to him?
06:02 He's playing with my son.
06:04 [laughing]
06:07 You know, we can sure learn a lot from our kids on how to be more neighborly.
06:12 [laughing]
06:14 Well, take my boy.
06:16 If everyone could learn to get along and be friends with one another in this world,
06:21 it sure would be a much better place to live.
06:24 [meowing]
06:27 Hey!
06:28 Hey, you!
06:29 Get your carcass out of my yard, you sleeping feline!
06:32 Oh, boy!
06:33 You're gonna get it!
06:35 [thud]
06:36 [barking]
06:39 You know what?
06:40 It's hard for old dogs to learn new tricks,
06:43 but I sure love my pup.