Comedy king Jerry Seinfeld, 69, is set to return to Australia in June next year for his first national stand-up tour since 2017, featuring shows in Perth, Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide, and Melbourne.
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00:00 It was just kind of grind forward and back.
00:02 (imitates motor)
00:05 It was like a grain elevator motor
00:07 with just two horses welding on top.
00:10 (imitates motor)
00:13 Are we milling buckwheat or am I in an amusement park?
00:16 So I'm supposed to go down to Florida next week
00:17 after we're done here.
00:18 That's where all my relatives live.
00:20 I don't really want to go.
00:21 Florida, a lot of old people down there.
00:25 You know, they live in those minimum security prisons.
00:27 That's where they put all the old people.
00:30 What's with all the security there
00:31 with the guard gate, with the arm coming down,
00:33 everyone's got a uniform, guns.
00:35 Are the old people trying to escape
00:36 or are people stealing old people?
00:39 What is the security problem?
00:41 I just can't drive around there.
00:44 You know how the old people drive?
00:46 They drive slow, they sit low.
00:48 That is their motto.
00:50 State flag of Florida should be just a steering wheel
00:53 with a hat and two knuckles on it.
00:55 (audience laughing)