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01:34 - Cursed.
01:42 Cursed.
01:46 Cursed is this map.
01:53 A map to the treasure of the Spanish inmate.
01:56 You cannot begin to imagine the horrors the curse brings.
02:02 So do not even try.
02:06 But the curse can be avoided
02:10 if you put the map back in its bottle before sunset.
02:15 Sunset.
02:18 Sunset.
02:20 Sunset.
02:21 Phew.
02:26 (screaming)
02:29 Sunset.
02:37 Sunset.
02:40 Sunset.
02:44 Sunset.
02:47 Sunset.
02:48 (screaming)
02:52 - Look what you did to me, nasty stinking sea cat.
02:56 What do you have to say for yourself?
02:58 (screaming)
03:01 No, nevermind.
03:02 I don't wanna hear your lies.
03:04 I oughta...
03:05 (screaming)
03:08 Well, what have we here?
03:12 (screaming)
03:16 Shiver me timbers.
03:18 Ah, a treasure map.
03:20 And if I remember the maps I seen in me youth,
03:23 this one be leading to the lost riches.
03:26 Oh, oh, oh, the Spanish mane.
03:30 Oh.
03:31 (screaming)
03:35 Finding that treasure has been a 40 year competition
03:41 between me and me two scurvy siblings,
03:43 Blue Pirate Bob and Purple Pirate Paul.
03:47 Ooh, what a couple of ugly bilge rats they be.
03:51 (screaming)
03:53 Now I'm gonna keel hold ya.
03:55 (screaming)
03:57 Oh, I'm sorry.
04:00 Walk the plank.
04:01 I was gonna make you walk the plank,
04:03 but now I'd be in such a fine mood,
04:05 I'll be holding off on it.
04:07 For now.
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04:12 (thudding)
04:14 (sizzling)
04:16 Yuck.
04:17 Oh, nice work, Thomas.
04:20 (thudding)
04:40 (screaming)
04:43 Rock?
04:43 Hi, excuse me.
04:45 I, now he said I be Blue Pirate Bob
04:49 and I don't take lightly to no stowaways.
04:52 You know what I do to stowaways?
04:55 (screaming)
05:03 Rock?
05:04 Oh, I'm sorry.
05:05 No, I don't feed 'em and make 'em comfortable
05:08 and see to their every need,
05:10 but you're half right 'cause there will be some feedin'
05:13 to me mascot.
05:15 (growling)
05:17 Sorry, little fella.
05:18 I'm just translating.
05:20 (growling)
05:20 (screaming)
05:23 (growling)
05:27 (growling)
05:33 What's that you say?
05:34 Walk the plank.
05:36 You wanna bargain for your life, do ye?
05:38 (playful music)
05:41 Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
05:47 A treasure, says ye?
05:49 Well, ooh, what?
05:51 That makes a sweet pot sweeter, doesn't it?
05:54 And where might that be?
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05:58 (growling)
06:01 Well, if it ain't the ship of me no good brother,
06:04 Red Pirate Rock.
06:06 So, you're saying he found a treasure map, are ye?
06:10 Yarr.
06:13 Arr.
06:16 Well then, let's pay him our traditional family visit,
06:20 says I, huh?
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06:23 (clattering)
06:26 Yarr.
06:41 Yarr, yarr, yarr, yarr, yarr, yarr, yarr.
06:44 Oh, that should keep the mast from falling over again.
06:48 (screaming)
06:50 (dramatic music)
06:53 Yarr.
06:54 (crashing)
06:57 (playful music)
07:00 Yarr.
07:01 Oh, wow, what in the name of Davy Jones' locker room?
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07:09 (screaming)
07:16 Oh, me hate it, brother Blue Pirate Bob.
07:19 So, you smell me treasure map, huh?
07:23 Well, come and get it.
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07:27 (crashing)
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07:55 (screaming)
08:03 (crashing)
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08:23 (grunting)
08:35 (growling)
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08:40 (whistling)
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08:51 (screaming)
08:54 (growling)
08:58 (hissing)
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09:54 (crashing)
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10:14 (screaming)
10:19 (crashing)
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10:24 - Hiya, Stan, what up?
10:34 How's the job going?
10:35 - Hey, Betty, oh, you know,
10:37 he mutters the same indecipherable growl.
10:41 I translate it as best I can.
10:44 He gives me the occasional cracker.
10:46 You?
10:48 - Ugh, same old, same old.
10:50 - I tell ya, it's not like it used to be, huh?
10:52 It's getting so I can hardly understand a word he's saying.
10:56 - I hear ya.
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11:00 (grunting)
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11:04 (grunting)
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11:09 (laughing)
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11:42 (snoring)
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11:51 - Oops, break time's over.
11:59 Oh, gotta run!
12:00 - See ya, Stan.
12:02 (grunting)
12:03 - Blast ye, swine!
12:05 I'll send you to the bottom of the sea!
12:07 (grunting)
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12:14 (sizzling)
12:18 (grunting)
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13:44 - Yar!
13:49 This is for all that time you spent
13:53 hogging the bathroom, Brother Bob.
13:56 Yar!
13:57 Who am I translating for?
14:00 Oh, well, no one, I guess.
14:02 Just habit.
14:04 (knocking)
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14:15 (clapping)
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14:32 (playful music)
14:34 (splatting)
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15:00 (laughing)
15:17 (knocking)
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15:27 (grunting)
15:32 - So, thought you could steal me treasure map,
15:36 you scurvy dog.
15:38 (barking)
15:43 - Yar!
15:44 Yar!
15:48 - Go get that map, you mangy cat!
15:53 - Yarr!
15:54 There's an extra ration of tippers in it for ya.
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16:47 (dramatic music)
16:49 (laughing)
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17:18 - Remember, you have until sunset
17:27 to return the map to the bottle,
17:30 or suffer its scurr.
17:31 Earth.
17:36 (barking)
17:42 (crashing)
17:44 (laughing)
17:51 - Yar!
18:02 - Oh, you did good returning the map to me, cat.
18:08 - Yar!
18:10 Yar!
18:11 Now let's end this party with a bang.
18:16 Yar!
18:17 Yar!
18:20 - Ruff, oh, brother Ron,
18:25 you wouldn't sink your own flesh and blood now, would you?
18:28 Not to mention his beloved parrot.
18:31 - Yar!
18:32 Aye, that I would.
18:35 I found the map to the treasure of the Spanish main.
18:40 - Yar!
18:41 - Oh, the Spanish main, oh no.
18:44 That treasure be cursed.
18:47 Our brother Purple Paul went lost trying to find it.
18:52 - Yar!
18:53 - Aye, and so will ye.
18:55 - Yar!
18:58 (crashing)
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19:10 - Yar!
19:11 - So long, Blue Pirate Bob.
19:14 Give the fish heads me regards.
19:17 Sorry about that, Betty.
19:21 Talk to you later.
19:22 - Yar!
19:23 - Oh, oh, well, you never did forgive me
19:28 for taking the top buck.
19:30 Oh, hey, take it easy, Stan.
19:32 Catch you later.
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19:39 - Wahoo!
19:42 (playful music)
19:45 (whirring)
19:57 (crashing)
20:05 - Yar!
20:06 - Set sail for Yoho!
20:09 Yoho Island!
20:14 - Aye, aye, Pirate Ron!
20:15 (whirring)
20:19 - Yar, yar, yar.
20:22 - Help yourself to me own secret kipper store.
20:26 (whirring)
20:29 - Oh, yar.
20:34 - Oh, which apparently ain't much of a secret.
20:38 - Oh, yar.
20:43 - Now let's see.
20:47 Where be the tiny dock that says ye be here?
20:51 (whirring)
20:57 (playful music)
20:59 - Cursehead!
21:11 You did not return the map to the bottle by sunset.
21:14 And now you are all cursed!
21:17 (gulping)
21:24 (gulping)
21:26 - Yar!
21:29 - What's this about returning the map to a bottle?
21:33 This be the first I've heard of it.
21:35 - But I told you already.
21:37 I told him.
21:39 - Him?
21:41 - Oh, yes, I did.
21:45 And now you are all cursed!
21:53 (laughing)
21:56 - This ship is now hereby commissioned
21:58 into the field of the Spanish Maze!
22:01 - Yar!
22:05 - Thomas, have ye anything to say for yourself?
22:09 (laughing)
22:17 (laughing)
22:19 - Yar!
22:29 I'll be outside.
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23:28 (screaming)
23:31 - A pirate's run!
23:39 Abandon ship!
23:40 - Yar!
23:44 Start lowering the boat!
23:48 (screaming)
23:54 (laughing)
23:56 - Yar!
24:06 - Yar!
24:07 - Well, Thomas, since all this be your fault, row!
24:12 (laughing)
24:21 - I'll see you real soon.
24:24 (laughing)
24:26 - Having decided their ship was of no further use to them,
24:33 the pirates set out in their lifeboat to find the treasure.
24:38 They faced peril after peril
24:42 and extremely unpleasant seasickness.
24:49 At long last, they reached their recursive goal.
24:53 - Yar!
24:57 - Yo ho, island!
25:00 The place on the map where the treasure, hoo hoo, be buried!
25:05 (grunting)
25:08 - Rest assured, lads, the dangers here be many.
25:18 And the rewards be few.
25:19 (grunting)
25:23 - Except for me, for whom the rewards will be vast.
25:31 Now, Thomas, row!
25:32 (grunting)
25:45 - This be going into your permanent employee record!
25:49 (coughing)
25:55 (screaming)
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27:51 (grunting)
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28:30 (laughing)
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29:31 Who dares to enter me private sanctuary
29:40 without me express written or verbal permission?
29:44 (growling)
29:46 Quiet, you!
29:48 Can't understand a word you're saying.
29:52 Well, why don't you answer, cat?
29:55 You got your tongue?
29:57 A mouse?
30:06 Oh, I hate spermling.
30:09 I'm gonna take the both of you and have you keel-hulled.
30:14 And when that's finished, roar!
30:18 You're a very unlikely avenger!
30:21 If there's anything remaining, which there won't be,
30:26 I'll gather up all the itty-bitty pieces
30:29 and feed them to the...
30:32 Feed them to the...
30:35 To the...
30:38 Huh.
30:40 Huh.
30:48 Get 'em, boys!
30:50 (screaming)
30:58 Get 'em, ye bumbling primates!
31:05 I know what they're after.
31:07 They're here for...
31:10 The treasure!
31:12 Yeah!
31:17 Quiet, you!
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34:35 Blasty! I ain't finished my brunch yet!
34:38 Ah, fine.
34:40 So, you're here seeking the treasure, are you?
34:45 No, don't talk. I knows you are.
34:49 So there ain't no use lying.
34:52 Now, I ain't gonna hurt you.
34:54 All that spooky speechifying earlier was just to try and scare you off.
34:59 But I do want to warn you.
35:01 Do you know why I, Barnacle Paul,
35:05 be on this island in the first place?
35:09 No, not the coconuts,
35:11 though they be mighty tasty.
35:13 No, not the bananas either,
35:18 though high in potassium they be.
35:21 No, it ain't for the monkeys either,
35:25 though they do keep a tiny jungle clearin'.
35:28 No, it all started 40 years ago.
35:34 (tires screeching)
35:36 When me and me two brothers, Ron and Bob,
35:42 had a love of treasure maps,
35:44 one day we found in our collection
35:47 the most prized map of 'em all.
35:50 The treasure of the Spanish Maine.
35:53 That's Maine as in M-A-N-E.
35:56 The fortune amassed by Don Diego Clifford Shears,
36:00 the most famous weightmaker in Spain.
36:04 He'd hidden his fabulous wealth
36:06 on an offshore island for tax purposes,
36:09 and I aimed up under it.
36:12 Of course, me brothers had the same idea.
36:15 They say the map were cursed.
36:18 Maybe that be why the sound of our fightin'
36:22 was more than our sweet mother could bear.
36:26 (roars)
36:28 (roars)
36:33 (roars)
36:35 So she dispatched every last one of our maps.
36:48 While Ron and Bob spent the next 40 years
36:56 tryin' to find 'em,
36:58 I was the only one what had seen enough
37:01 of the Spanish Maine map
37:03 to remember where the island be.
37:06 Sweet mother of pearl!
37:09 I had no idea there be no workin' bathrooms
37:12 on the island, and I was horrified.
37:16 But I made do, and after searchin' 40 years,
37:20 I never found the treasure of the Spanish Maine.
37:24 I'm tellin' you this so you'll turn back now,
37:28 and you won't have to live through the same despair I have.
37:33 Now, if only I'd had that map.
37:45 That would have been a totally different story.
37:48 Oh, you're goin' anyway, eh?
37:57 Well, good luck!
37:59 No, just 'cause I've failed for 40 years
38:03 don't mean ye will no go!
38:06 Have fun!
38:08 When the madness sets in,
38:12 be sure to say hi for me!
38:16 (laughs)
38:20 Oh, ho, ho!
38:22 Wow!
38:24 That ain't me own brother, Purple Paul.
38:28 I told ya!
38:30 I don't wanna be part of your whole color scheme name thing!
38:35 I'm Barticle Paul!
38:38 Yarr!
38:39 Quiet, you!
38:41 Hiya, Chuck.
38:43 Yarr!
38:44 Yarr!
38:46 That cat stole me map to the treasure of the Spanish Maine!
38:52 The Spanish Maine?
38:54 That be the map to the Spanish Maine?
38:58 Get it!
39:04 Get it!
39:06 (whistles)
39:08 (grunts)
39:35 (growls)
39:37 I don't believe it!
39:45 After all these years,
39:47 we are gonna finally find the treasure of the Spanish Maine!
39:52 Yarr!
39:55 Oh, ho, sure!
39:57 We!
39:59 Phew!
40:05 (upbeat music)
40:09 (bell rings)
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40:40 (dog barks)
40:42 Yarr!
41:09 This be where the X on the map be located.
41:13 Blast! I always meant to search here.
41:16 Does it count if I meant to search here?
41:19 Uh, Yarr!
41:21 Ho, ho, no!
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41:26 Avast, me brother! 'Tis the animal scallawags!
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41:36 (tires screech)
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41:41 Arr, a split!
41:51 That be a difficult shot to make.
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42:13 Yarr, yarr, yarr!
42:17 Oh, dear!
42:19 Whoa! I'm not repeating that!
42:22 (screams)
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43:59 - Well, that was close.
44:01 But now that we all be back together,
44:04 let's try and stay together.
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44:10 (screams)
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44:15 (water splashes)
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44:21 (water splashes)
44:24 (laughs)
44:26 X marks the spot.
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44:40 (laughs)
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44:59 (laughs)
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45:05 Greetings, fortune hunters.
45:08 I am the spirit of Don Diego Clippershears.
45:13 You survived the curse of my map
45:17 and have come seeking the burial place
45:21 of the treasure of the Spanish Maine.
45:24 (laughs)
45:26 Unfortunately, that makes you thieves.
45:31 And all thieves must first get by
45:35 (laughs)
45:37 my security system.
45:41 (laughs)
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45:47 You do not get to be the most famous wig maker
45:50 in Spain without knowing a little magic.
45:54 How else could someone make all those old guys
45:57 want to wear long curly hair?
46:00 It looks ridiculous.
46:02 (laughs)
46:05 Behold, the guardian of the treasure
46:10 of the Spanish Maine.
46:13 (screams)
46:16 (screams)
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46:25 Well, it was the only thing we had on the ship
46:29 to model it after.
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46:39 (screams)
46:42 You did not think I would just give you
46:45 the treasure, did you?
46:48 (screams)
46:50 Farewell, fools.
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49:26 So, you defeated my guardian, eh?
49:30 Well, good for you.
49:33 But I bet you did not bring back the key.
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49:46 Oh, so you have.
49:49 Well, congratulations.
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49:59 This is the lock to the door.
50:02 You may only enter if you can figure out the puzzle
50:05 of how the key opens it.
50:09 And you will have to be very crafty indeed
50:13 because it won't be...
50:16 (water splashes)
50:18 Okay, yes, I suppose that was a little obvious.
50:23 You have defeated my guardian and unlocked the door.
50:27 Fabulous reaches await you within.
50:31 Reaches beyond your wildest dreams.
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50:52 (laughs)
50:54 I guess he isn't too much of a hurry to hear about
50:58 the horrible traps that protect the treasure inside.
51:05 Oh, did I forget to mention those?
51:10 Well, I do not have a brain,
51:13 so it's tough to remember things.
51:16 (laughs)
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51:44 (laughs)
51:46 That is right, the old trap smashing stair
51:50 that smashes down on you from the ceiling trick.
51:54 You may as well turn back
51:57 because the rest of the stairs are all trapped
52:00 and there's no way anybody could possibly...
52:04 (upbeat music)
52:06 Hey, what are you doing?
52:08 (upbeat music)
52:16 I am fine, thanks for asking.
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52:27 (blows)
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52:42 (screams)
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52:52 Welcome to the Mind Your Memory Game.
52:57 I am going to show you an ancient cryptic room
53:01 and you are going to have to memorize it.
53:04 Oh, did you catch that?
53:06 I hope so, because now you have to find it again.
53:11 Amongst all these, whichever rune you choose,
53:16 a door will open to let you out.
53:19 But if you choose the wrong rune,
53:22 that lightning rod up there will zap you but...
53:26 (buzzing)
53:28 No pressure.
53:30 And...
53:32 go!
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53:38 We have officially started.
53:41 Choose a rune.
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53:48 Today.
53:49 Choose a rune today, please.
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53:57 Got places to be, things to do.
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54:09 Oh, you just hurry up and...
54:11 (buzzing)
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54:19 Hmm...
54:20 Well, I said the door would open after you chose
54:23 and technically you did choose.
54:26 So I guess I cannot make a liar out of myself now.
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54:47 (gasping)
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54:59 Yes, it is true.
55:02 All of my fabulous wealth is now yours for the taking.
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55:09 So go ahead, take it.
55:11 Go on, what are you waiting for?
55:14 Take it, it is yours.
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55:19 What?
55:20 You think there is a catch?
55:23 (laughing)
55:25 Well, you are right.
55:26 There is a catch.
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55:35 (screaming)
55:37 If you can get past this,
55:40 the treasure of the Spanish Main is all yours.
55:45 Fortunately for me, you will not.
55:48 (laughing)
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56:27 That's it.
56:30 That is the big climax to the fabulous treasure hunt.
56:35 Oh, that is just great.
56:38 Fantastic.
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57:06 Now you can take the emergency exit.
57:09 What do I care?
57:11 (groaning)
57:13 I guess I do not need a hoard of cash.
57:16 It is not like I go out much.
57:19 I am a skull for crying out loud.
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57:26 Maybe this is the year I finally turn the place
57:29 into a bed and breakfast.
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58:43 The treasure.
58:45 For the last time, quiet you.
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58:52 Oh, you are even more beautiful.