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00:00 *static*
00:02 Hey, what's happening everyone?
00:04 This is Yaminash!
00:06 And welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's 2!
00:08 *static*
00:10 Oh god!
00:12 *static*
00:14 *static*
00:16 Oh he's finally shut up!
00:18 I'll be honest, I didn't hear like a word he said.
00:20 Oh hey! Hey Tucky!
00:22 *screams*
00:24 I think they've noticed the cameras.
00:26 I wasn't really listening to anything he said.
00:28 I was focused on this!
00:30 Yay!
00:32 Pressing the nose, it's so fun! I love it!
00:34 *static* What's with the music?
00:36 It's gotten very sinister all of a sudden, hasn't it guys?
00:38 *static*
00:40 *screams*
00:42 Okay!
00:44 Alright, I'm putting it on!
00:46 Wait, what's this triangle mean? Hey!
00:48 Hey!
00:50 I'm just gonna keep winding this up
00:52 because I really don't want to know what happens if I don't.
00:54 *static*
00:56 *static*
00:58 *screams*
01:00 No!
01:02 *static*
01:04 I just want my hundred bucks!
01:06 You know, you can keep the fifty cents if you don't kill me, man.
01:08 *static*
01:10 *cries*
01:12 *cries*
01:14 What is this game?
01:16 *static* Oh!
01:18 I haven't reacted fast enough!
01:20 I swear to god if it tracks me again, I'm gonna be pissed off!
01:22 I'm good!
01:24 I'm good!
01:26 Oh baby!
01:28 Please! I'm crossing every finger on my body!
01:30 *screams*
01:32 *screams*
01:34 That scared the hell out of me!
01:36 God damn it!
01:38 *cries*
01:40 *cries*
01:42 I dropped my keyboard!
01:44 Please!
01:46 Now! Now would be a really good time!
01:48 Yes!
01:50 Yes!
01:52 *sings*
01:54 *sings*
01:56 That was really bad, I'm sorry guys.
01:58 I'm just very happy.
02:00 Oh baby!
02:02 Oh! Who's that? Is that Pikachu?
02:04 Hey Pikachu!
02:06 Oh god!
02:08 Pikachu got really scary all of a sudden, guys!
02:10 Wait, that's the puppet!
02:12 Oh god!
02:14 No!
02:16 *growls*
02:18 *static*
02:20 *static*
02:22 *static*
02:24 *sighs*
02:26 Yeah!
02:28 First night on the job, this is gonna be
02:30 freakin' easy, man!
02:32 *phone rings*
02:34 Uh, hello?
02:36 Hello? Hello?
02:38 Uh, I wanted to record a message
02:40 for you.
02:42 To help you get settled in on your first night.
02:44 What? I don't need no babysitter, man!
02:46 And mute!
02:48 *static*
02:50 Dude, this tablet
02:52 is a fuckin' piece of
02:54 crap! It doesn't even get on
02:56 YouTube! Whoa!
02:58 What the hell happened to the lights?
03:00 Oh shit!
03:02 Back to work, I guess.
03:04 What the hell's the generator?
03:06 Well, I guess this might be it.
03:08 Uh?
03:10 Oh!
03:12 Well, that's the problem right there!
03:14 *sings*
03:16 *sings*
03:18 Aha! Problem solved!
03:20 What would this place do without me?
03:22 *chickens clucking*
03:24 *chicken clucking*
03:26 *chicken clucking*
03:28 *thunder*
03:30 *groans*
03:32 *sighs* So boring!
03:34 Up, down,
03:38 up,
03:40 down.
03:42 *sighs*
03:44 What's there to do around here?
03:46 *chickens clucking*
03:48 *thunder*
03:50 *evil laugh*
03:52 *music*
03:54 *thunder*
03:56 *thunder*
03:58 Hell yeah!
04:00 Pizza time! That's my
04:02 last slice of pizza!
04:04 No it's not!
04:06 *growls*
04:08 *chews*
04:10 Yeah! This pizza's
04:12 amazing! Time to die!
04:14 Hey! Ow!
04:16 *choking*
04:18 We just wanna play!
04:20 *whimpers*
04:22 It's me!
04:24 Nobody touches
04:26 my pizza!
04:28 *screams*
04:30 *crying*
04:32 *thunder*
04:34 *chews*
04:36 Bonnie Bunny wants to be your
04:38 bird buddy!
04:40 *evil laugh*
04:42 *evil laugh*
04:44 *static*
04:46 *static*
04:48 If you just believe in yourself,
04:50 you can bring joy to
04:52 everyone you meet!
04:54 I know I do!
04:56 *phone rings*
04:58 *phone rings*
05:00 Hello?
05:02 Hey man, what's going
05:04 on?
05:06 Man, why the
05:08 hell are you calling me at 2 in the morning?
05:10 I'm sorry man, it's just
05:12 that I have this new job and
05:14 I don't think I can handle 5 nights of sitting
05:16 around with nothing to do.
05:18 Do you have any advice?
05:20 *sighs* Tom, seriously?
05:22 Look, look,
05:24 it can't be that bad. You work at that kid's pizza
05:26 place, right? Uh-huh.
05:28 So, improvise.
05:30 I'm sure there's something lying around
05:32 there for you to entertain yourself with.
05:34 *phone rings*
05:36 *phone rings*
05:38 *phone rings*
05:40 Um...
05:42 The pizza here will make you see some
05:44 crazy stuff!
05:46 They should be paying me to put up with
05:48 this! Hello?
05:50 I'm pretty fast, man.
05:52 *sighs*
05:54 *sighs*
05:56 *clock ticking*
05:58 *dog barks* Hey!
06:00 This idiot's still going!
06:02 Shh! We have to shut down!
06:04 People are coming in soon!
06:06 I can't take another second of this guy!
06:10 I got an idea.
06:12 Just follow me.
06:14 Alright, are you kids ready for
06:16 Freddy Fazbear? Yay!
06:18 Oh man!
06:20 *gibberish*
06:34 *gasp*
06:36 Ahoy, mateys!
06:40 Me name is Freddy Fazbear,
06:42 and we're gonna have lots of fun!
06:44 There'll be pizza, games, and
06:46 treasure as far as the eye can see!
06:48 But if I catch any of you landlubbers stealing
06:50 me treasure, I'm gonna bite your
06:52 little fingers off!
06:54 Mommy... I'm scared...
06:56 *cries*
06:58 *screams*
07:00 *screams*
07:02 Ow! Ow! Hey, man!
07:04 What are you doing?
07:06 *screams*
07:08 *gulps*
07:10 *gulps*
07:12 *gulps*
07:14 *angelic choir*
07:16 *angelic choir*
07:18 *angelic choir*
07:20 *angelic choir*
07:22 *angelic choir*
07:24 *static*
07:26 Ugh, so annoying!
07:28 Shut up!
07:30 Let me do my frickin' job!
07:32 *thud*
07:34 *music*
07:36 Jump around!
07:38 Jump around!
07:40 Jump up, jump up, and get down!
07:42 *gasp*
07:44 *gasp*
07:46 *gasp*
07:48 *music*
07:50 Go! Go! Go! Go!
07:52 Yeah! Easy money!
07:54 *static*
07:56 *static*
07:58 *static*
08:00 *static*
08:02 *static*
08:04 *static*
08:06 *static*
08:08 Come on!
08:10 C-c-come on!
08:12 Netflix on this thing!
08:14 I just wanna watch Puppy Party!
08:16 Those puppies are so cute and
08:18 they're having a party! And everyone's
08:20 invited! That's all I wanna
08:22 watch! I wanna feel
08:24 invited too!
08:26 *grunts*
08:28 *screams*
08:30 *screams*
08:32 Alright, Brody, let's see.
08:34 Front door, back door,
08:36 mailbox key, basement key,
08:38 cellar key, attic key,
08:40 Mr. Johnson's front door.
08:42 Who's Mr. Johns?
08:44 Alicia Keys, Florida Keys,
08:46 treasure chest key,
08:48 chastity belt key. Where's the
08:50 fricking male bathroom key?!
08:52 I just gotta pee!
08:54 Bye! *sigh*
08:56 Use the female bathroom.
08:58 *knock knock knock*
09:00 *static*
09:02 *growling*
09:04 *thud*
09:06 *thud*
09:08 Owie!
09:10 Why did I have all those atomic
09:12 wings?!
09:14 Oh! Oh, my anus!
09:16 Oh! Oh!
09:18 It's on fire! *screams*
09:20 *screams*
09:22 *sobs*
09:24 Daddy?
09:26 Daddy?
09:28 I just wanna go home!
09:30 *squeak*
09:32 Is that blood or sauce?
09:34 *whistling*
09:36 *whistling*
09:38 *knock knock knock*
09:40 *static*
09:42 *static*
09:44 Boring.
09:46 So boring!
09:48 I'm
09:50 so bored!
09:52 *static*
09:54 Maybe
09:56 Otto's magic shrooms
09:58 will do the trick.
10:00 *static*
10:02 Whoa! *laughs*
10:04 *laughs*
10:06 *laughs*
10:08 Oh, man!
10:10 *static*
10:12 What am I seeing?
10:14 *laughs*
10:16 Wow! That's a big chicken!
10:18 *laughs*
10:20 They're walking towards me! What?!
10:22 It's like they're alive
10:24 or something! This is some powerful
10:26 stuff! *laughs*
10:28 Ow! Oh, my god!
10:30 They are alive!
10:32 *Screaming*
10:33 *Screaming*
10:35 *Screaming*
10:37 *Screaming*
10:43 *Crying*
10:49 *Crying*
10:59 *Crying*
11:01 I came here to eat pizza and kick ass.
11:15 And the kitchen's all out of pizza.
11:19 The sunglasses were a bad idea.
11:23 Ouch!
11:27 I'm Brody!
11:29 *Screaming*
11:32 And I'm Brody!
11:34 I'm Brody!
11:46 Get over here!
11:52 *Screaming*
11:54 Ready?
12:02 Come out to play!
12:04 Peek-a-boo!
12:12 I see you.
12:14 There you are.
12:16 Time to clean up your act!
12:20 *Screaming*
12:22 *Screaming*
12:24 *Screaming*
12:31 *Screaming*
12:48 *Whistling*
12:50 Mmm, this is some good ass pizza.
12:57 Alright, I just made 120 bucks.
13:01 I could buy more of those magic mushrooms.
13:16 Hi, Freddy!
13:18 Hey, Bonnie!
13:20 Have you seen the night guard? He's not wearing his costume again.
13:23 Ha ha! Well, you know him.
13:26 Yeah, but we'll find him eventually.
13:29 It's just difficult with that spare Freddy head he's been wearing.
13:32 Well, as you can see, he's nowhere around here, so why don't you go look elsewhere?
13:37 Night guard! I'm gonna kick your ass!
13:45 *Screaming*
13:47 Wait, you saw the night guard?
13:49 Hey, that's the night guard right there!
13:51 No, that's just Freddy.
13:55 No! He's doing that thing with the spare Freddy head again.
13:59 You know, messing with your facial scanners.
14:01 Ah, damn it!
14:03 If he's Freddy, why does he keep flashing that wretched flashlight in my face?
14:07 Well, obviously you're scaring him.
14:10 Scaring him?
14:12 I'm gonna gouge your eyes out!
14:14 See? Calm down.
14:16 No! I'm the only one in this damn place who can see through that disguise!
14:20 Balloon Boy, back me up here!
14:22 I don't really care if he's Freddy.
14:24 I'm just trying to get my hands on his sweet, succulent AA batteries.
14:28 I've had enough of this!
14:32 Show them you're the night guard!
14:34 That's a problem.
14:36 *Growling*
14:37 You know what? Where's Freddy?
14:39 There can't be two Freddys, right?
14:41 Freddy?
14:42 Yo.
14:43 Well, now we've got two Freddys in the room!
14:45 Cool.
14:46 Bonnie, oh my god, I will slap you!
14:49 Wait, what's going on here?
14:51 We're looking for the night guard.
14:52 He's the night guard!
14:54 Hmm, pretty sure that's Freddy.
14:57 Oh, god damn it! You're Freddy!
14:59 Where are you going?
15:06 Fuck this shit, I'm out.
15:08 I don't get what's confusing.
15:10 Bonnie, listen.
15:11 Always, what time is it?
15:13 *Growling*
15:14 I'm Angle, what time is it?
15:16 It is about 5.59.
15:18 5.59?!
15:20 It be the night guard!
15:22 The night guard?
15:23 The night guard?
15:24 Batteries.
15:25 No, no, no, I'm Freddy!
15:30 Right, god, oh god!
15:33 *Alarm*
15:41 *Screaming*
15:43 *Growling*
15:48 *Phone ringing*
15:59 *Phone ringing*
16:01 Um, hello?
16:05 *Screaming*
16:07 (electronic music)
16:10 [BLANK_AUDIO]