Season 2
Ep 1+2
Ep 1+2
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06 Whoa!
00:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:11 Woo!
00:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:35 Enter the domain of cinematic delight.
01:00 Hey, John.
01:01 Nathan, my main man.
01:03 You know Lisa.
01:04 Yeah, seen you around.
01:06 Didn't know you were coming.
01:07 Cool.
01:08 So this evening's selection from 1957,
01:11 filmed in blood-curdling color, I was a teenage tick.
01:15 Part teenager, part tick, all terror.
01:17 Yuck.
01:17 Exactly.
01:18 The yuck factor is a definite 10.
01:20 The dialogue is corny, and the acting is not so good.
01:22 Except for Evelyn Nestor, who plays Marjorie.
01:26 I kind of have this thing for her.
01:27 I don't really know why.
01:28 But the tick monster, way cool.
01:30 Easily one of Edward DeWalt's finest films.
01:32 Edward who?
01:33 The director.
01:35 Blood Demons from Hell?
01:37 Revenge of a dog woman?
01:39 I thought we were going to the beach.
01:41 Nah.
01:42 Nate came over to watch movies.
01:44 John, listen, Lisa just got her driver's license.
01:45 Genius.
01:46 Let's get comfy, roll film.
01:47 So her dad gave her his old truck,
01:50 and she wants to drive down to this beach party.
01:52 Everybody's going to be there.
01:53 No.
01:54 The plan was to stay up all night watching movies.
01:56 Remember?
01:57 We'll do some of that.
01:57 It's a long summer.
01:59 Is there a bathroom?
02:00 Right behind you.
02:01 Lisa Alatorre did the prep suddenly
02:07 declare befriend a geek week?
02:09 Don't stereotype people, dude.
02:11 I'm a geek, and I'm proud.
02:12 But I'm not a geek.
02:13 Since when?
02:14 Since 5 PM when I ran into Lisa at Mighty Burger,
02:16 and she invited me to the party.
02:17 You?
02:18 She's kind of down.
02:20 I'm a good listener.
02:23 She just broke up with her boyfriend.
02:25 And I said I could only go if you could come.
02:27 That would be like Sean Mosley and Amy Chin and Jason Hubley.
02:30 And sand.
02:31 Lots and lots of sand.
02:32 Sand and Sean Mosley, not a good combination.
02:35 Can't just hole up in a dark room living in the movies.
02:37 I would rather live in the movies.
02:38 The fools around here, they don't get me.
02:40 And you're the only person I know who's
02:42 into old movies and stuff.
02:43 But I'm into other stuff too.
02:45 So are we ready to go?
02:56 Oh, man.
02:57 Don't you love this song?
03:09 He hates this song.
03:10 It kind of grows on you.
03:11 Lisa, I know.
03:19 If you're into beach parties, I got mega beach party
03:21 movies back at my house.
03:23 Beach Party Massacre, Beach Party Bloodbath,
03:25 Werewolf Surfers from Mars.
03:26 Let's get snacks and go have a beach party movie marathon.
03:29 I'll pass.
03:32 How can you hang out with him?
03:33 So weird.
03:34 Whoa.
03:37 Getting foggy.
03:41 Yeah, what's up with that?
03:42 I'm out of nowhere.
03:43 I can barely see.
03:44 There was a fog like this in the skin of death,
03:46 1978, Liberty Pictures.
03:49 Three students were stalked through a strange fog
03:51 by a deranged plastic surgeon.
03:53 Who cares?
03:54 I hate those kind of movies.
03:55 Students were in a car.
03:56 They couldn't see a thing.
03:57 But they knew the plastic surgeon was out there.
03:59 No wonder no one ever talks to him.
04:01 Red light.
04:01 [TIRES SCREECHING]
04:03 He had a razor sharp scalp.
04:05 Would you shut up?
04:06 I can't even see the road.
04:18 Something could be out there and we wouldn't even know.
04:22 Why won't this light change?
04:23 I don't believe it.
04:29 What?
04:30 There's a drive-in movie theater.
04:32 Where?
04:33 I don't see anything.
04:34 It was there I saw it.
04:35 Big deal.
04:38 John, what the heck?
04:39 What are you doing?
04:39 God, I checked this out.
04:41 John!
04:42 What's wrong with him?
04:45 Look, call him and tell him that we're going.
04:47 He can catch a bus back to his house.
04:48 I can't ditch John.
04:49 I just can't.
04:52 Just drive over there.
04:55 I'll get him back in the car, I promise.
04:56 John!
05:21 Oh, man, John was right.
05:23 Look.
05:27 Isn't that the movie you guys were supposed to watch tonight?
05:31 That's just weird.
05:31, Is this amazing or what?
06:01 It's pretty cool, John, but we got to go.
06:03 Did you see what's playing tonight?
06:05 I was a teenage chick.
06:06 I saw.
06:07 How mysterious is that?
06:09 Did you even know this place was here?
06:11 Me neither.
06:13 And how would I not know something like that?
06:16 I'm like Mr. Movie.
06:17 Oh, man, check out the snack bar.
06:24 Oh, brother.
06:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:32 This is so great.
06:50 Hello?
06:54 Is anybody here?
06:56 John.
06:57 What?
06:58 I'm supposed to go.
06:59 Yeah, yeah, I know.
07:00 But everything's so retro and scoped walls.
07:03 I own all those posters.
07:05 This is almost like my room.
07:07 It's pretty weird, all right.
07:08 I hate all this cheesy old time stuff.
07:11 I want to go.
07:12 I'm sorry, Lisa.
07:18 Really.
07:19 Just give me a minute and I'll get him back in the car.
07:22 I promise.
07:24 OK.
07:26 Dang it.
07:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:31 The projection booth.
07:34 John?
07:36 Are you in there?
07:37 If he is, he shouldn't be.
07:39 He's trespassing.
07:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:43 Dude?
07:53 Dude?
07:56 You're trespassing.
07:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:01 Nowadays, everything's digital.
08:14 This is totally old school.
08:16 OK.
08:18 Let's pack it up, children, and return to the vehicle.
08:20 And look, it's all set up and ready to go.
08:26 I'm in heaven.
08:26 Dude, we have to watch the movie.
08:27 It's like we have our own private movie theater.
08:29 Do something.
08:30 John.
08:37 Hey, you're shaking me.
08:38 I know, because I need to get your attention.
08:40 Read my lips.
08:42 We are leaving.
08:43 We are leaving now.
08:46 Just walk out.
08:47 You don't want to watch the movie?
08:50 No.
08:52 You break my heart.
08:54 Listen, we'll go to the party with Lisa,
08:56 and then tomorrow you and I will come back here.
08:59 But I'm not sure this place will still be here tomorrow.
09:01 Of course it will.
09:03 It was here tonight.
09:03 [LIGHTNING STRIKES]
09:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:15 Dang it, John.
09:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:21 Where'd he go?
09:27 How would I know?
09:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:31 He was standing right there.
09:54 I don't know where he went.
09:56 Hey, you guys.
09:58 John, where are you?
09:59 I can barely hear you.
10:00 I'm up here.
10:02 Up where?
10:05 Here.
10:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:08 Young man, what are you doing in my laboratory?
10:12 What am I doing in your laboratory?
10:14 That is a really good question.
10:16 And I'm waiting for the answers.
10:18 Yes, yes, I see that.
10:21 I know what I'm doing in your laboratory.
10:23 I am a university student, and I was sent here to assist you.
10:30 This is impossible.
10:32 Ow!
10:33 You look young to be a university student.
10:37 I skipped a grade.
10:40 Should we pull the plug?
10:41 Pull the plug on John?
10:42 Never mind.
10:47 Go ahead and put on a lab coat.
10:52 You can help me with my experiments.
10:54 We need some volume.
10:59 The speakers, come on!
11:00 Where does this go?
11:13 Roll up the window a little.
11:14 Daddy?
11:22 Oh.
11:24 This is my daughter.
11:25 Marjorie.
11:25 I know.
11:26 I saw the movie.
11:28 Excuse me?
11:29 Forget it.
11:30 I'm John.
11:31 Oh, I love that name.
11:32 John?
11:33 She loves the name John?
11:35 Dermacentor andersoni are commonly called
11:37 the Rocky Mountain tick.
11:39 Yes, and you are studying the proteins of its saliva
11:42 for its possibilities in promoting
11:44 immune response in humans.
11:45 Correct.
11:47 Gosh, how did you know that?
11:49 I know a lot of stuff.
11:50 Huh.
11:51 John!
11:54 John!
11:58 I don't think he can hear you.
11:59 Doctor Wright, I need to warn you about Dr. Mangle.
12:01 Dr. Mangle?
12:03 My most trusted colleague?
12:05 He is so jealous of your work.
12:06 And besides that, he's criminally insane.
12:09 And he made this serum that will turn humans into giant ticks.
12:13 And he's going to inject it into your daughter.
12:17 Ha!
12:18 You've watched too many movies, young man.
12:20 And you haven't watched enough.
12:22 [phone ringing]
12:24 What's that?
12:25 Some sort of alarm clock?
12:27 Something like that.
12:28 Hello?
12:29 It worked.
12:30 John, it's Nathan.
12:32 How the heck did you get inside the movie?
12:33 I have no idea, but it's totally cool.
12:36 I have to save Marjorie.
12:37 She hot.
12:37 Ah, Dr. Mangle.
12:42 I got to go.
12:43 The villain just entered.
12:44 And you probably shouldn't call me here, and I'm running out
12:46 of battery anyways.
12:48 He's got a lot of nerve.
12:50 Dr. Mangle, I would like you to meet John.
12:53 John, this is Dr. Emil Mangle.
12:55 Ah!
12:56 We can always use new blood around here.
12:59 Yeah.
13:00 Dr. Wright, I need some help recording some data.
13:04 If you don't mind, I would love to use Marjorie for that
13:07 purpose.
13:08 [dramatic music]
13:11 Am I the only one that heard that?
13:14 Heard what?
13:15 Never mind.
13:16 Can I talk to you for a second?
13:18 Call him again.
13:20 You can't be alone with Mangle.
13:21 Well, somebody's jealous.
13:23 Yeah, Mangle, of your dad.
13:24 [phone ringing]
13:27 One second.
13:30 Did you like that line?
13:31 Yeah, Mangle, of your dad.
13:33 Not bad, huh?
13:34 I'm having so much fun.
13:35 How do I look?
13:36 Stupid.
13:38 Turn off my phone.
13:39 No, don't.
13:41 Ah!
13:42 John, listen to me.
13:44 Emil is brilliant and loyal.
13:48 And you have a schoolgirl crush on him.
13:49 Can you blame me?
13:50 I think you're young and impressionable.
13:52 You don't see that Mangle's going
13:53 to use your innocence to further his own twisted agenda.
13:55 But I do see it.
14:01 And even if you never give me another moment's thought,
14:04 I'm going to use all the power that I have to protect you.
14:08 Gee, nobody's ever said anything like that to me before.
14:11 Aw, I hope they get together.
14:14 What are you talking about?
14:15 He's trapped in a make-believe world.
14:16 You're right.
14:17 I got lost in the story.
14:20 Darlene, shall we go?
14:24 I have been doing my work in my basement laboratory.
14:26 You mean that isolated cabin where no one can hear
14:28 the screams of your victims?
14:30 Oh, John, don't be silly now.
14:32 Listen to him, you airhead.
14:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:40 You want to tell me what's going on here?
15:01 Projectors don't just turn on by themselves.
15:04 This one did, and it sucked my friend into the movie.
15:07 Officer, this place is haunted.
15:10 I've heard that one before.
15:12 I'm telling you, that projector is possessed.
15:13 Stand back, sir.
15:15 You too, ma'am.
15:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:19 [GUNSHOT]
15:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:26 That's my friend. That's John.
15:33 Is he a peeping tom?
15:34 It's a movie.
15:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:39 Stand back.
15:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:46 What the heck?
15:57 Hello?
15:58 Hello?
15:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:02 Hello?
16:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:06 Where am I?
16:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:12 [SCREAMING]
16:16 Oh, man.
16:28 There's got to be something we can do.
16:29 Ew.
16:30 That's so disgusting.
16:33 Unit 684, report your status.
16:35 Over.
16:37 This is Unit 684.
16:40 Incident investigated.
16:41 No illegal activity observed.
16:43 Situation under control.
16:46 Over.
16:47 10-4.
16:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:51 That's enough.
16:52 Back.
16:53 Back.
16:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:59 We have other fish to fry or blood to suck.
17:05 [EVIL LAUGH]
17:08 Back to the laboratory.
17:08 Back.
17:09 Back.
17:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:14 Gets me every time.
17:21 Show this tiny little cabin.
17:24 Only inside turns out to be this ginormous lab.
17:29 Edward DeWalt, I love you.
17:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:34 Help.
17:41 Marjorie.
17:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:46 Oh, John.
17:48 I'm so glad you're here.
17:50 Dr. Mangle is evil.
17:53 Duh.
17:54 Where's Mangle?
17:55 I don't know.
17:57 Are you going to cut me loose?
17:59 Oh, yeah.
18:00 Right.
18:01 Nathan, I got it.
18:03 What if we cut the film?
18:04 Cut the film?
18:06 Interesting.
18:07 Oh, I think I have manicure scissors in here.
18:10 We got to get out of here.
18:11 John, I'm sorry I didn't listen to you.
18:20 You Marjorie, only you'd know how many times I've
18:22 watched you from afar.
18:26 Aw.
18:28 What are you doing?
18:29 Sorry.
18:31 Can I ask you a question?
18:33 Do you like watching movies?
18:34 More than anything in the whole wide world.
18:36 Cool.
18:37 [ROARING]
18:40 Hurry up.
18:41 [ROARING]
18:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:55 Barry, try to control yourself.
18:58 Barry?
18:59 You mean Barry Birnbaum, your former student assistant?
19:02 I wouldn't say former.
19:04 He'll still get class credit.
19:07 Looks like you've got yourself a nervous tic.
19:10 You know what they say.
19:12 There is a sucker born every minute.
19:14 John was right about one thing.
19:19 The dialogue is terrible.
19:22 The scissors!
19:24 Marjorie, try not to think of Barry as a revolting monster.
19:29 Instead, think of him as the future father of your children.
19:33 Your thousands of children!
19:35 You're mad, Mangle.
19:37 You'll be singing a different song when
19:38 your mouth looks like Barry's.
19:39 [ROARING]
19:43 Hey, this was on the floor.
19:45 Good old dad.
19:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:50 Do it.
20:04 Cut the film.
20:05 No, I'm not sure.
20:06 What if we cut the film and John doesn't come back?
20:08 It'd be like killing him.
20:10 I don't know.
20:10 No.
20:11 Please, don't.
20:12 No!
20:15 Don't, please, no.
20:17 Don't.
20:18 We don't have a choice, do we?
20:19 I don't think so.
20:20 What do you think?
20:24 Just do it.
20:25 Previously on "The Haunting House."
20:39 Enter the domain of cinematic delight.
20:41 You can't just hole up in a dark room living in the movies.
20:43 How can you hang out with him?
20:44 There's a drive-in movie theater.
20:46 How mysterioso is that?
20:48 Dang it, John!
20:49 Buddy's trapped in a make-believe world.
20:50 This is my daughter, Marjorie.
20:52 I need to warn you about Dr. Mangle.
20:53 My most trusted colleague?
20:55 He is so jealous of your work.
20:57 And he made this serum that will turn humans into giant ticks.
21:01 And he's going to inject it into your daughter.
21:03 [SCREAMING]
21:07 Injectors don't just turn on by themselves.
21:09 This one did, and it sucked my friend into the movie.
21:12 Officer, this place is haunted.
21:15 I've heard that one before.
21:17 I'm telling you, that projector is possessed.
21:18 [SCREAMING]
21:25 Do it!
21:26 Cut the film!
21:27 Whoa!
21:41 [SCREAMING]
21:45 What'd you do that for?
22:00 John!
22:01 Yes, it worked!
22:02 Wow, are you all right?
22:04 I'm fine, but he doesn't look so good.
22:06 [GROANING]
22:10 Well, you wouldn't either if you got bitten
22:13 by a giant tick named Barry.
22:15 Could you have fallen to a dumber movie?
22:16 No dumber than "Inception," which you loved.
22:19 [GROANING]
22:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
22:26 [SIREN]
22:29 [SCREAMING]
22:34 Great.
22:35 We've done the right thing.
22:36 Now we can boogie.
22:37 Let's go.
22:39 You should have left me in the movie.
22:41 Are you nuts?
22:42 I would have figured a way out of danger.
22:44 I had already loosened the arm restraints,
22:45 and I was just waiting for the right time to take out Mangle.
22:47 That's how he thanks us for returning him to real life?
22:50 What's so good about real life?
22:52 You think I'm ever going to meet a girl like Marjorie
22:54 in real life?
22:55 You must have a friend that John--
23:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
23:04 Dude, you sure you're OK?
23:12 I'll call you tomorrow.
23:16 Barely hit you.
23:21 Yeah, my arm is sore.
23:29 Dream about Marjorie.
23:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
23:55 [PHONE RINGING]
23:58 [PHONE RINGING]
24:02 Hello?
24:03 Dude, you seen the paper?
24:05 Uh-huh.
24:06 No, I was sleeping.
24:07 You got to check out the newspaper.
24:10 Yeah.
24:11 Hold on.
24:12 It's about that sheriff's deputy.
24:14 It's in the local paper, that cheaper one, you know?
24:17 Chill, dude.
24:18 I just got up.
24:18 I'm starving.
24:20 Do you have the paper?
24:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
24:25 Just tell me what it says.
24:32 I want you to see it.
24:33 Um--
24:34 Yeah.
24:37 Yeah, I see it.
24:37 It says he doesn't remember what happened to him.
24:39 And check this out.
24:40 They say they found him in a vacant lot.
24:42 Nothing about a drive-in.
24:43 Huh.
24:44 It's like some kind of ghost theater, you know?
24:47 Yeah.
24:49 I guess I'll never get to go back there again.
24:51 It's like that ship, the Flying Dutch Boy.
24:54 Dutch men.
24:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
24:58 [GROANS]
25:02 What are you doing?
25:03 Nothing.
25:04 Bad-- bad orange.
25:04 I hate that.
25:07 Man, last night.
25:10 Crazy, right?
25:13 Tell you something, though.
25:15 Lisa and I sort of bonded through the whole thing.
25:18 You know?
25:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:23 Yes?
25:38 Can I help you?
25:39 Do you want to say hi to Mr. Vine?
25:45 Do you want to say hi to Miss Divine?
25:46 Say hello to the nice boy, Miss Divine.
25:54 You can pet her.
25:55 She doesn't bite.
25:55 [MEOWING]
25:56 [GASPS]
25:57 [MEOWING]
25:58 [GASPS]
25:59 [BREATHING HEAVILY]
26:00 Stop it!
26:01 [GROANS]
26:02 [MEOWING]
26:03 What are you doing?
26:04 She-- she smells good.
26:05 We don't do that with other people's dogs, do we?
26:09 No.
26:09 No, I don't-- I don't think we do that with our own dogs.
26:11 Well, I certainly don't.
26:14 Come along, darling.
26:15 [MEOWING]
26:16 [GROANING]
26:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:20 [GROANING]
26:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:31 [GASPS]
26:56 [KNOCKING]
26:59 Try calling him again.
27:00 I've been calling him all morning.
27:01 He never answers.
27:04 Is the door locked?
27:05 John?
27:16 John, are you here?
27:19 It's me and Lisa.
27:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:24 John?
27:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:33 Huh.
27:35 Wonder where he went.
27:37 This wall, this air, this house key.
27:39 Weird.
27:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:43 Maybe he went for a walk.
27:49 I hope so.
27:52 What?
27:53 Nothing.
27:55 I'm sure he's fine.
27:58 So what do you want to do?
27:59 Should we try to make it down to the beach today?
28:01 Yeah.
28:02 I got some chores to do.
28:04 I'll drop you off.
28:05 We can meet up later.
28:06 Nathan, can we just forget that we
28:08 ever saw that haunted drive-in?
28:10 Can we just be normal?
28:12 We can try.
28:13 You're sweet.
28:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:21 [GRUNTING]
28:25 [SCREAMING]
28:28 [GRUNTING]
28:31 [SCREAMING]
28:33 OK, go play, honey.
28:34 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
28:38 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
28:44 [SQUEAKING]
28:47 [SCREAMING]
29:08 [SCREAMING]
29:11 [SCREAMING]
29:14 [TIRES SCREECHING]
29:17 Whoa, what's going on?
29:18 I don't know.
29:19 Did you get in touch with John yet?
29:21 No.
29:23 I thought you weren't worried about him.
29:24 I could tell that you're worried.
29:27 Yeah, well, I don't know.
29:29 I just have a sick feeling that something's wrong.
29:32 Do you want to try to find him?
29:33 OK.
29:38 I thought he might be in there.
29:39 They have a good selection of cinema magazines.
29:41 Where else does he ever go?
29:43 I'm gonna get you the chili dog.
29:45 We're rolling with the windows open.
29:49 Hey, let me get a couple of those flyers
29:50 and then check and post them inside.
29:53 Can I have one of those?
29:56 You seen this thing?
29:58 Just in the movies.
29:59 It attacked a kid.
30:00 We think it's some creep in a mask.
30:02 Pretty good mask.
30:03 Make sure we got shells for the shotgun.
30:07 [police radio chatter]
30:11 That's John.
30:21 Can't be.
30:22 That's him, all right.
30:23 I got him that t-shirt for his birthday.
30:25 You have good taste.
30:27 Thanks.
30:28 They're going to shoot first and ask questions later.
30:30 We have to protect him.
30:32 Wait a minute.
30:33 I know.
30:35 If only we were in the movie.
30:36 Um, what?
30:37 I've seen the movie.
30:38 Dr. Mangle has an antidote.
30:40 It can turn the monster back into a human.
30:41 Does John know that?
30:42 Does John know that?
30:43 What are you doing?
30:48 Supplies.
30:49 I think I see some lights.
30:55 Yeah.
30:57 Me too.
30:58 [music playing]
31:01 Here it comes.
31:22 Can you see this?
31:23 There she blows.
31:37 [music playing]
31:40,
32:10 Nathan?
32:12 What's that?
32:13 What is it, Nathan?
32:21 You mean, what was it?
32:23 Squirrel.
32:24 Drain dry.
32:25 Footprints.
32:31 Leading into the projection booth.
32:32 [music playing]
32:35 [door creaking]
32:38 [door creaking]
32:41 [music playing]
32:45 [door slams]
33:06 Is he in here?
33:07 I don't know.
33:08 [thud]
33:15 [screams]
33:16 [music playing]
33:19 [thud]
33:20 [growling]
33:23 [thud]
33:24 [growling]
33:27 [growling]
33:30 [growling]
33:33 [screams]
33:34 [thud]
33:35 [screams]
33:36 [growling]
33:37 Use the tape.
33:38 Spice the film.
33:39 [growling]
33:40 The tape goes on Joe's side of the film, right, John boy?
33:44 Why am I asking him?
33:46 Hurry up.
33:46 Listen, if he bites me, turn his head clockwise.
33:49 [growling]
33:50 Ow.
33:51 Gee, piece of--
33:52 Got it.
33:53 Drop my hand now.
33:54 [music playing]
33:56 [screams]
34:00 Do you have any butane by any chance?
34:01 Or one of those fancy cattle prods?
34:03 Established earlier in a different scene.
34:05 What?
34:05 Who are you?
34:06 Friends of John's.
34:07 That's John?
34:08 [meowing]
34:14 Yeah, that's why we're here.
34:16 [music playing]
34:21 Where's the antidote?
34:22 It should be right here.
34:23 When everything got all jumpy and John disappeared,
34:24 Dr. Mangle hid it.
34:25 Does John have a girlfriend?
34:27 He'll have all kinds of friends.
34:30 [gasps]
34:31 And they'll all look just like him.
34:34 [growling]
34:36 [laughing]
34:39 [music playing]
34:42 [growling]
34:45 [music playing]
34:49 [music playing]
34:54 [growling]
34:58 Ah.
35:00 Wouldn't you love some of this, the antidote?
35:03 [growling]
35:04 Ah.
35:06 Mercedes Mangle.
35:08 I'm a scientist doing groundbreaking work
35:11 and having a little fun on the side.
35:15 Barry, time to feed.
35:17 [growling]
35:21 Now, since I only have enough serum for two transformations,
35:27 I thought I would let Barry choose one of you for dinner.
35:31 Go on.
35:32 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
35:35 [growling]
35:42 You don't want me.
35:43 I have sour blood.
35:45 You do?
35:46 Shut up.
35:47 [growling]
35:51 [growling]
35:53 [screaming]
35:56 [growling]
36:00 [screaming]
36:02 [growling]
36:09 It's the battle of the teenage tick monsters.
36:11 Oh, they're going to fight right here?
36:13 They have to.
36:14 It's a low budget movie.
36:15 They can't afford a bunch of sets.
36:17 [growling]
36:26 Oh, it's so horrible.
36:28 [growling]
36:31 We always did have strong legs.
36:34 Oh, right in the--
36:36 In the what?
36:37 Does he still have any?
36:39 No.
36:41 I'll give that a yes.
36:43 That's some good news.
36:46 [growling]
36:48 That's a fowl.
36:49 [growling]
36:53 [screaming]
36:54 [growling]
36:56 [screaming]
37:05 Oh, thank goodness.
37:07 [sigh]
37:12 Oh, spoke too soon.
37:13 It seems Barry won't be passing chemistry this semester.
37:17 Well, my dear, time to change into something a little more
37:25 uncomfortable.
37:27 No, please don't.
37:30 No, please don't.
37:32 Perhaps your parasite boyfriend will save you.
37:35 [growling]
37:46 [screaming]
37:48 Gosh, wasn't John great?
37:50 Yes, in the end he was a good tick team.
37:54 Shame about Barry Birnbaum.
37:57 He was a minor character.
37:59 You look so cute.
38:01 Where do you buy your clothes?
38:03 So, kiddies, I guess things have sort of wrapped themselves up.
38:07 Feels like the end of the movie, don't you think, John?
38:09 Not quite.
38:10 Usually in this genre, the good scientist ends up giving an impassioned speech.
38:13 Science can be mankind's best friend.
38:16 Here we go.
38:17 The world's most brutal enemy.
38:20 Science can harness the mysteries of the universe.
38:24 But can it harness the mysteries of the human heart?
38:30 The answer lies not with my generation.
38:35 For we have run our race.
38:38 No, it is to our youth we must turn.
38:44 Aww.
38:47 Are you kidding me?
38:48 I can't help it.
38:49 Marjorie, the future's up to us.
38:52 The question is, do we turn to them in hope?
38:57 Or in fear?
39:00 [music]
39:16 Yes!
39:17 That's what I'm talking about.
39:18 We did it.
39:19 We did it, John.
39:21 John?
39:23 [music]
39:28 Not again.
39:29 Come on.
39:35 The greatest motion picture of all time.
39:37 Danger.
39:39 Spine tingling.
39:40 Terrifying.
39:42 Starring Evelyn Nestor as Marjorie.
39:44 Dr. Mangle is evil.
39:46 Starring Ramon Delgado as Dr. Mangle.
39:48 Back from the grave to seek his revenge.
39:51 And introducing newcomer John Westmore as John.
39:55 And the teenage Tick.
39:58 A Tick flick like you've never seen.
40:03 Marjorie, I'm not here to hurt you.
40:05 I'm here to save you.
40:08 Hold on.
40:09 Get back.
40:13 John, don't worry.
40:14 We'll cut the film again.
40:17 No, we won't.
40:21 There, in the movies, that's where he belongs.
40:25 You chose to stay, didn't you, bro?
40:28 That's right.
40:29 You and Lisa have each other now.
40:32 You don't need a third wheel.
40:34 I'm happy here.
40:36 He's happy there.
40:38 And as you can see, I have to do something about Marjorie.
40:41 We're a nightmare.
40:43 Goodbye, John.
40:44 Goodbye, Nathan.
40:45 So long, Lisa.
40:47 Good luck to you both.
40:48 Be nice to Marjorie.
40:50 I'll try, but, boy, she got maintenance.
40:53 [music playing]
40:56 Back!
41:05 Fade to black.
41:14 [music playing]
41:18 [music playing]
41:21 [music playing]
41:25 [music playing]
41:28 [music playing]
41:31 (howling)
41:33 (dramatic music)