DONALD DUCK CARTOONS Mickey Mouse And Donald Duck Cartoons Compilation 2015

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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00:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:37 February the 29th, Dear Diary, this morning
00:42 was much like any other morning.
00:44 And when I took my usual walk, I had no idea that on this day,
00:50 I was destined to find the girl of my dreams.
00:53 [WHISTLING]
00:56 Wow.
01:04 [HUMMING]
01:08 I suppose the whole thing was my fault.
01:21 I was just a lonesome bachelor searching for my ideal.
01:25 Oh, dear.
01:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:29 Ah, yes.
01:38 I'm quite impulsive by nature.
01:40 [WHISTLING]
01:44 And yet, I can't say I was unhappy as a bachelor,
01:47 though at times, I felt I was missing something.
01:50 Help!
01:51 Help!
01:52 Save me!
01:54 Oh, darn.
01:57 My technique was simple.
01:59 I swept her off her feet.
02:02 My search was over.
02:04 At last, I found my dream girl.
02:07 Took her to the latest movies.
02:09 Just two crazy kids.
02:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:14 We dined at the best places.
02:15 I took her to my favorite spot.
02:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:25 And she took me to hers.
02:28 And when I could resist her no longer, I kissed her.
02:38 I knew I was winning her over.
02:41 I was invited to meet the family.
02:43 [BUZZER]
02:44 [WHISTLING]
02:46 Donald, meet my brothers.
02:49 [SQUEAKING]
02:52 And this is my mother.
02:54 Hey, what's the name?
02:56 Donald Duckman.
02:58 Hmm.
03:00 And this is Daddy.
03:02 Ah, yes.
03:03 They were my kind of people.
03:07 I knew the time was now to pop the question.
03:09 Ah, tonight's the night.
03:15 Hell, don't scream, Don.
03:18 Dream boots are too big to school this snow, Don.
03:22 [BUZZER]
03:25 [SQUEAKING]
03:27 I am going to home.
03:28 Be down as soon as I powder my nose, dreamer.
03:32 [HUMMING]
03:35 Alone at last.
03:41 The stage was all set for my big moment.
03:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:48 [SNORING]
03:51 Look at your baby.
03:58 Should I?
04:00 Baby.
04:02 At last, my dreams had come true.
04:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:08 The family didn't feel they'd lost a daughter,
04:11 but had gained a son.
04:13 [CHEERING]
04:15 Goodbye, Daisy.
04:17 She helped plan our honeymoon.
04:23 [SNORING]
04:26 [BARKING]
04:33 But I promised them.
04:37 She was loyal.
04:40 She was sensitive.
04:42 And had a wonderful sense of value.
04:45 Hmm.
04:48 [HORN]
04:49 We drove directly to our dream cottage.
04:52 [SNORING]
04:55 Alone at last.
04:58 Don't crack no mud on them flowers.
05:01 [SQUEAKING]
05:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:05 Well, with the honeymoon over, we settled down to domestic life.
05:09 And got to know each other better.
05:12 [SQUEAKING]
05:15 What's the matter?
05:18 I'll never forget that first evening when I returned home.
05:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:24 [SNORING]
05:27 [BABY TALKING]
05:30 [HUMMING]
05:35 [SQUEAKING]
05:38 She had prepared my favorite dish.
05:42 [SQUEAKING]
05:46 Dinner's served.
05:49 And how surprised I was to see her family.
05:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:55 [SQUEAKING]
05:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:01 [SQUEAKING]
06:04 Well, after a hearty meal, I went for my favorite chat.
06:08 That's garbage, Buster.
06:10 I began to notice a change in Daisy.
06:14 What had happened to this beautiful thing between us?
06:17 Was this the wedded bliss I'd dreamed of?
06:22 I was losing my identity.
06:24 I had become a--
06:25 [CLATTERING]
06:26 --a robot.
06:27 Cut the grass.
06:28 Wash the dishes.
06:29 Clean the rug.
06:30 Pick up the trash.
06:31 Mop the floor.
06:32 Dust the furniture.
06:33 Take out the cat.
06:34 Where's our--
06:35 [CLATTERING]
06:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:39 [THUNDER]
06:40 Donald.
06:41 Donald.
06:43 Dreamer boy.
06:45 Wake up.
06:48 [SQUEAKING]
06:51 [THUD]
06:54 Dear diary, it was a narrow escape.
06:58 Though I was born when I kissed her,
07:01 I died when we parted.
07:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:09 But I lived for a little while.
07:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:30 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
07:33 One guess, guess who.
07:36 Who never, never starts an argument?
07:39 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
07:42 Who's never wrong but always right?
07:45 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
07:48 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
07:51 No one but Donald Duck.
07:54 [SNORING]
07:57 [SNORING]
08:00 Wake up, Mr. Duck.
08:05 This is where you get off.
08:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:10 [SQUEAKING]
08:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:15 [SQUIRTING]
08:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:25 [YAWNING]
08:28 [YAWNING]
08:34 [MUMBLING]
08:39 [MUMBLING]
08:44 [MUMBLING]
08:51 [MUMBLING]
08:54 [MUMBLING]
09:03 [MUMBLING]
09:20 [CRASH]
09:23 [FOOTSTEPS]
09:26 [SNORING]
09:32 [SNORING]
09:35 [SNORING]
09:49 [SNORING]
09:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
09:59 [RINGING]
10:02 [RINGING]
10:05 [RINGING]
10:16 [RINGING]
10:24 [RINGING]
10:25 [SQUEAKING]
10:26 [SNORING]
10:27 [YAWNING]
10:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:33 I'm so sleepy.
10:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:48 [RINGING]
10:51 [RINGING]
10:58 [FOOTSTEPS]
11:06 [BANGING]
11:09 [BANGING]
11:13 [BANGING]
11:16 [BANGING]
11:27 [BANGING]
11:34 [BANGING]
11:37 [BANGING]
11:55 [BANGING]
12:03 [BABY CRIES]
12:06 [BABY CRIES]
12:09 [BUBBLING]
12:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
12:18 [FOOTSTEPS]
12:24 [SNORING]
12:31 [FOOTSTEPS]
12:34 [SNORING]
12:37 [BANGING]
12:42 [FOOTSTEPS]
12:45 [BEEPING]
12:52 [BEEPING]
12:59 [SQUEAKING]
13:02 [BEEPING]
13:05 [SQUEAKING]
13:08 [SQUEAKING]
13:11 [SQUEAKING]
13:14 [SQUEAKING]
13:17 [BEEPING]
13:22 [BANGING]
13:28 [BANG]
13:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
13:36 [PHONE RINGING]
13:44 Hello? Hello, Mr. Duck?
13:47 Yeah, uh-huh.
13:49 You haven't paid your water bill, so we're going to cut off your water.
13:52 [BURPS]
13:54 [LAUGHS]
13:57 [LAUGHS]
14:00 [LAUGHS]
14:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:14 [SNORING]
14:33 [SNORING]
14:40 [SNORING]
14:43 [GASPS]
15:04 [SQUEAKING]
15:09 [SQUEAKING]
15:12 [SQUEAKING]
15:21 [GASPS]
15:24 [SQUEAKING]
15:27 [LAUGHS]
15:33 [SQUEAKING]
15:36 [SQUEAKING]
15:39 [CRACKING]
15:45 [GROWLING]
15:52 [BARKING]
16:03 [PHONE RINGING]
16:06 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
16:09 [PHONE RINGING]
16:15 [PHONE RINGING]
16:19 [ENGINE REVVING]
16:23 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
16:26 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
16:29 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
16:32 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
16:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:38 [WHISTLING]
16:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
17:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:07 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
18:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:15 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
18:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:22 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
18:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:28 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
18:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:39 [LAUGHS]
18:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
18:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:17 [WHISTLING]
19:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:19 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
20:24 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
20:27 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
20:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:26 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
21:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:32 [LAUGHS]
21:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
21:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
22:05 [SPEAKING ITALIAN]
22:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
22:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
22:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
22:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
22:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
22:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
23:02 [EXPLOSION]
23:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
23:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
23:26 [SINGING]
23:52 [LAUGHS]
23:54 [SINGING]
23:57 [HORN HONKS]
24:08 [HORN HONKS]
24:11 Oh, boy!
24:13 The spies are loaded with them.
24:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
24:19 She works.
24:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
24:22 Hey, where'd she go?
24:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
24:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
24:31 Oh, there you are.
24:34 OK, Clementine, bring them in.
24:37 [COUGHS]
24:42 Huh?
24:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
24:46 Something wrong here.
24:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
24:52 [CLUCKING]
24:57 Somebody ain't telling the truth.
25:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:05 [CLUCKING]
25:09 [LAUGHS]
25:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:18 Hey, you ain't Clementine.
25:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:24 [EXPLOSION]
25:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:28 [WHISTLES]
25:35 Hey, come back here.
25:38 [COUGHS]
25:40 [CRUNCHING]
25:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
25:49 [CRUNCHING]
25:54 [GASPS]
25:58 [SNEEZES]
26:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:05 [HORN HONKS]
26:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:09 Uh-oh, a quacker.
26:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:16 [CRUNCHING]
26:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:27 [HORN HONKS]
26:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:39 [EXPLOSION]
26:41 [SCREAMS]
26:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:47 Uh-oh, it's me.
26:49 [LAUGHS]
26:51 [SNEEZES]
26:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
26:56 [HORN HONKS]
26:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:03 I got you.
27:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:15 [CRUNCHING]
27:17 [GASPS]
27:19 [SNEEZES]
27:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:22 [HORN HONKS]
27:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:26 [SCREAMS]
27:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:31 [SCREAMS]
27:32 Hey.
27:34 Gosh, there's thousands of them.
27:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:39 [INAUDIBLE]
27:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:48 [CRUNCHING]
27:49 [GASPS]
27:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:53 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
27:59 [EXPLOSION]
28:02 [LAUGHS]
28:04 It's a good one.
28:05 [HORN HONKS]
28:07 Hi.
28:08 I got a mallard.
28:09 Somewhere on the table.
28:11 [LAUGHS]
28:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:15 [CRUNCHING]
28:21 [GASPS]
28:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:26 [CRUNCHING]
28:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
28:48 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
28:51 One guess, guess who.
28:54 Who never, never starts an argument?
28:57 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
29:00 Who's never wrong but always right?
29:03 Who never dream of starting a fight?
29:06 Who gets stuck on a bad luck?
29:09 No one but Donald Duck.
29:12 Yeah.
29:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
29:15 Howdy.
29:16 I'm JJ Fate, Fall Guy.
29:20 My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there too.
29:24 Hoodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's my name to you.
29:29 You know, there are people who still insist on blaming me
29:33 for their accidents.
29:35 For example, my day usually starts like this.
29:40 [BELL RINGING]
29:43 [BIRD CHIRPING]
29:46 You can see Mr. Duck is very punctual.
29:49 [DUCK QUACKING]
29:50 Here comes Daddy.
29:52 [DUCK QUACKING]
29:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
29:57 [THUDDING]
29:59 The master has arrived.
30:03 Do you want to kill somebody?
30:06 Daddy's right.
30:09 Somebody can slip and break an arm.
30:12 Take that arm, son.
30:13 Take that stuff.
30:14 Don't do that.
30:15 Take that arm.
30:16 Take that arm.
30:17 Be careful.
30:18 Watch where you're going.
30:20 Daddy's right.
30:23 Mm-hmm.
30:25 Whatcha gonna do, bug yourself up?
30:29 Daddy's right.
30:32 Daddy's still right.
30:34 He's very careful to avoid accidents around his home.
30:40 That's what I like to see.
30:43 But when he arrives at work, oh, he checks in
30:48 and his mind checks out.
30:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
30:53 Uh, Mr. Duck, don't forget your safety gear.
30:56 Oh, sure, you know, that unnecessary equipment.
31:00 [THUDDING]
31:03 [CLANGING]
31:06 Where am I?
31:07 Strictly nowhere.
31:09 Mr. Duck, why does everything happen to you?
31:13 It's Frank.
31:15 That's what it is, Frank.
31:17 Just listen to him blame me for his carelessness.
31:21 Heh, Mr. Duck doesn't mean to goof,
31:24 but everyone knows an ounce of prevention
31:27 is worth a pound of hay.
31:29 [THUDDING]
31:31 Anyone for cribbage?
31:33 [GIGGLING]
31:35 At home, Mr. Duck is old man fire prevention himself.
31:40 But now he's playing with fire.
31:45 Oh, no, not there, stupid.
31:50 See what I mean?
31:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
31:56 Think.
31:58 That's a good thought.
32:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:05 Keep your thoughts on the job, or your job might become--
32:12 a headache.
32:15 He really got a bang out of that one.
32:17 [CHUCKLING]
32:18 [GROANING]
32:19 This maneuver brings to mind that old Chinese proverb--
32:23 [SPEAKING CHINESE]
32:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:31 Translation--
32:32 [WHISTLING]
32:33 --work should have flat concentration from you,
32:37 or you may become flat work.
32:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:45 You know, since time began, man has
32:48 sought to harness the powers of the universe,
32:51 blending nature's chemicals with those resulting
32:54 from his own ingenuity, creating colossal behemoths
32:58 to benefit mankind, and tremendous power plants
33:01 to funnel the flow of energy to precision machines,
33:04 with their symphony of movement and rhythmic beat
33:07 that keep man and machine working together
33:10 as a coordinated team, turning out production
33:13 to gladden the heart of management.
33:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:39 He's not pinning this on me.
33:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:44 Boy, am I hungry.
33:45 [SQUELCHING]
33:49 My lunch.
33:50 Goddamn machine.
33:52 [SCREAMING]
33:53 Don't throw a monkey wrench in the machine.
33:56 [SCREAMING]
33:57 [CRASHING]
34:00 [CRASHING]
34:06 [CRASHING]
34:09 [CRASHING]
34:12 [SQUEAKING]
34:13 [CRASHING]
34:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
34:31 Here goes industry's number one bottleneck.
34:37 Soon through.
34:41 Oh, boy.
34:42 Pregnant time.
34:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
34:52 They're off and running.
34:54 It's Rilton, the lead.
34:55 Alton's second by a head, and Williams third.
34:57 Going into the clubhouse, turn, it's Nichols by a neck.
35:00 Berg is balding.
35:01 Kinney is third and adequate.
35:02 In the back stretch, it's Kimball closing ground on call,
35:05 and title coming upon stormy.
35:09 And on his own time, too.
35:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]
35:14 Well, that's fate.
35:18 Oh, what am I saying?
35:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
35:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
35:43 Who's got the sweetest disposition?
35:46 One guess, guess who?
35:49 Who never, never starts an argument?
35:52 Who never shows a bit of temperament?
35:55 Who's never wrong, but always right?
35:58 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
36:01 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
36:04 No one but Donald Duck.
36:07 [LAUGHTER]
36:11 Next case, Pierre versus Duck.
36:14 May it please the court, I propose to prove that my client is innocent.
36:20 A mere victim of circumstances.
36:23 Call D. Duck to the stand.
36:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
36:30 Wait, son.
36:31 Raise your right hand.
36:32 [INAUDIBLE]
36:34 Watch your name.
36:35 Sit down.
36:37 Your Honor, may the light of truth--
36:42 [CLEARS THROAT]
36:43 --the light of truth guide us to find the innocent.
36:50 Just gaze upon that kind, that loving, gentle countenance.
36:55 How can anyone think him capable of any wrongdoing?
37:02 Only a hardened soul like Monsieur Pierre.
37:07 But we shall unmask him.
37:10 Your Honor, there's his character.
37:15 Order, order.
37:16 Stick to facts.
37:18 Your Honor, the charges against my client are outrageous.
37:24 The simple truth, the candid truth, is that on the lunch hour of September 19,
37:31 in a peaceful park, sat our little defendant.
37:37 Ah, bye-bye, little pigeon.
37:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
37:45 [SPLASHING]
37:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
37:52 [SPLASHING]
37:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
38:01 Table for one?
38:03 One.
38:04 Your hat, Monsieur.
38:05 Hey, give me that.
38:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
38:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
38:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
38:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
38:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
38:28 [KNOCKING]
38:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
38:33 May I suggest the, uh, [SPEAKING FRENCH]
38:37 Coffee.
38:38 [SPEAKING FRENCH]
38:40 Yeah, yeah, [SPEAKING FRENCH]
38:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
39:04 Hey, where's my coffee?
39:06 What's the big idea?
39:07 I'm on the phone.
39:08 I'm on the couch.
39:10 [SPEAKING FRENCH]
39:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
39:15 [SPEAKING FRENCH]
39:19 Merci, Monsieur.
39:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
39:26 [GASPING]
39:29 What is this?
39:32 Monsieur, we cannot allow a--
39:36 Mm, or can we?
39:39 [SPEAKING FRENCH]
39:43 Mm, [SPEAKING FRENCH]
39:51 On toast, $4.
39:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
40:02 [BEEPING]
40:03 Hello.
40:04 Hey, good luck, something.
40:06 That is your bill, Monsieur.
40:09 Oh, my bill?
40:11 [CHUCKLING]
40:13 My bill?
40:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
40:17 [SPEAKING FRENCH]
40:32 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
40:33 No nickel.
40:34 $35.99.
40:37 Ta-da!
40:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
40:41 There he was, your honor, crushed, helpless.
40:47 How he must have suffered.
40:51 He pleaded, but in vain.
40:55 He found Pierre cold and hard.
40:59 Then with magnificent restraint, he voiced a timid protest.
41:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
41:13 And so you see, your honor, the injustice of it all.
41:18 My client is the victim, and the real culprit is there.
41:23 I object!
41:24 Shut up!
41:26 We throw ourselves on the mercy of the court.
41:32 The defendant stand before the bar.
41:37 $10 or 10 days washing dishes, or else.
41:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
41:46 [CHUCKLING]
41:48 [MUSIC PLAYING]
41:54 Please, I forgive you, but don't wash any more dishes.
41:57 I'll pay you.
41:58 I'll feed you.
42:01 Anything.
42:02 [CHUCKLING]
42:05 [CRASH]
42:07 You heard what the judge said.
42:09 10 days.
42:11 [GASP]
42:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
42:13 10 more days.
42:14 [SCREAM]
42:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
42:23 you

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