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00:00 [MUSIC]
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00:20 >> The perfect plot on paper.
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03:18 >> You've just come from the local public house where word amongst the patrons is
03:28 that another diamond robbery has taken place, the third in as many days.
03:32 >> By Jove, how did you know that?
03:34 >> Elementary, my dear Watson, I can tell by the redness of your face how many blocks you've run.
03:39 Four and a quarter blocks by my calculation, which would put you at the Rathbone Inn.
03:45 And since there's been talk of little else but the diamond robberies, I concluded that a new one had occurred.
03:51 I assume in your haste, you neglected to bring a newspaper for verification?
03:56 >> Gratitude, Holmes.
03:57 Sometimes my head is emptier than my hat.
03:59 >> Derry, could you come in here, please?
04:01 [MUSIC]
04:11 I say, Derry, quickly now.
04:15 [MUSIC]
04:20 There you are.
04:21 Would you be a good little fellow and fetch us the latest copy of the Times?
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04:35 [SOUND]
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05:53 >> Whoa, watch it!
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07:14 >> What in heaven's name?
07:19 >> What?
07:20 [MUSIC]
07:28 Thank you.
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07:35 >> Great Scott, who is this ruffian, Holmes?
07:38 [MUSIC]
07:45 >> Holmes, what is it?
07:47 >> A potential case, doctor.
07:49 Are you free for the next few hours?
07:50 >> I suppose so.
07:51 What of it?
07:52 >> I need you to accompany me to the Bruce Nigel Music Hall.
07:56 >> That's a rather seedy part of town.
07:58 What is this about?
07:59 >> Apparently, we shall find out when we get there.
08:02 And you two shall have to learn to coexist for the sake of this investigation.
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09:27 [APPLAUSE]
09:37 [KNOCKING]
09:38 >> Come in.
09:39 >> Miss Red, Sherlock Holmes at your service, ma'am.
09:46 Jerry.
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09:50 >> [MUSIC]
10:00 >> Dr. Watson, miss.
10:01 I'm dreadfully sorry about that.
10:03 >> No need to apologize, gentlemen.
10:05 My admirers often act like that.
10:07 But thank you so much for coming.
10:09 I'm being blackmailed, Mr. Holmes.
10:11 >> I noticed by the ring on your finger that you're engaged to be married.
10:15 I presume that's relevant?
10:17 >> Very perceptive, sir.
10:18 My fiance is a well-to-do high society chap who doesn't know I work in this low-class music hall.
10:24 >> And someone is extorting money from you to keep your secret,
10:27 since your fiance would surely break the engagement were he to find out.
10:31 >> Precisely.
10:32 Every evening after my performances, I must travel a long distance and drop off a payment.
10:37 I didn't know where to turn until a trusted family friend insisted I seek out your services.
10:43 >> Where is your residence, if I may ask?
10:45 >> On the corner of Brighton and Lane.
10:47 That's right behind the Punjab Embassy.
10:50 Doctor! Doctor!
10:52 >> Yes, Holmes? What is it?
10:54 >> I have just deduced the motive for the blackmail.
10:57 Do you recall the case of the Red-Headed League?
11:00 >> That was the crime perpetrated by your arch-nemesis, Professor Moriarty.
11:06 >> I think this case is quite similar.
11:08 It's not really money they're after, it's time.
11:11 They need Miss Red to be away from her home.
11:14 >> I don't follow, old dog.
11:16 >> A famous single jewel in the world, the Star of Punjab,
11:19 will be on display starting tomorrow at the Punjab Embassy.
11:23 This jewel is especially light-sensitive to the rays of a solar eclipse,
11:27 which is to happen tomorrow at 8.03 in the morning.
11:31 Everyone will be there, which is why the Star of Punjab is going to be purloined tonight.
11:37 >> Incredible!
11:39 >> We must get to Miss Red's immediately.
11:41 >> Why, thank you, sir.
11:43 >> You're sweet.
11:46 >> We were lucky to get this assignment got on the Star of Punjab.
11:59 Hey, son of mine!
12:02 I can't tell you how proud I am that you're following in your old man's footsteps.
12:07 Is that right, God-type dog?
12:09 I'm going to learn you the three lessons of being a God-dog.
12:12 My pop taught me.
12:14 First, you got to inaspectorate the area around the diamond
12:18 and make sure the floor is all secure-like.
12:21 Next, you got to check the integrity of the glass.
12:25 Yep, solid as a rock.
12:27 A glass rock, that is.
12:30 That's a good one.
12:33 Oh, I get it.
12:35 Going a little too fast, eh?
12:37 I'll try and slow it down a bit.
12:40 And most importantly, you always, always got to make sure the thing you're guarding,
12:45 in this case the diamond, is safe.
12:51 I know you're excited, but there's no need for conniption.
12:56 We already checked the floor, son.
12:58 That was lesson one.
13:00 My boy, you still got a lot to learn about God-dogging.
13:04 [♪♪♪]
13:32 If my theory is correct, and I'm certain that it is,
13:36 there should be an entrance to a tunnel somewhere in this house.
13:40 [♪♪♪]
13:43 [♪♪♪]
13:56 [whistles]
13:58 [giggles]
13:59 [♪♪♪]
14:20 [screams]
14:21 [♪♪♪]
14:30 [groans]
14:34 Good job, Jerry.
14:35 Give me a hand, Doctor.
14:37 [♪♪♪]
14:42 I told you, there is a tunnel.
14:45 [♪♪♪]
15:04 Sawdust, we're too late.
15:06 The Star of Punjab has already been stolen.
15:09 They cut her hole right through the embassy floor.
15:14 [whimpers]
15:16 [sneezes]
15:17 Hadn't we ought to report this to the police, Mr. Holmes?
15:20 At this stage, it would only cast suspicion on you, Miss Red.
15:23 I need to determine who is behind this theft.
15:26 And this may be just the clue we need.
15:32 What is it?
15:33 A porcelain button.
15:35 Unless I missed my guess, this could only be the work of Brett Jeremy,
15:39 a tailor in Lancashire.
15:40 [bell ringing]
15:41 Come on, Captain.
15:43 What are you doing, son?
15:47 You're only supposed to ring the alarm if something happens to this.
15:50 [gasps]
15:52 [ringing]
15:55 Hurry!
15:57 We must split up.
16:06 Dr. Watson and I will go up to Lancashire in pursuit of this button.
16:10 Tom and Jerry, I'm charging you with getting Miss Red to my flat for safekeeping.
16:15 Watson, hurry!
16:19 Here you are. Come on. Give me that.
16:21 [horse whinnies]
16:39 [whistles]
16:41 Shh!
16:43 I think he's trying to tell us something.
16:49 [whistles]
16:50 Excuse me, mate.
17:14 That's my shovel.
17:17 [gunshot]
17:19 Hyah!
17:26 Blimey! The tunnel leads right to this house.
17:41 Tom, Jerry, there are constables in my house.
17:44 Shh! You mark my words.
17:47 Whoever lives here is the one we're after.
17:50 All right, men.
18:00 This is the woman we're looking for.
18:02 Oh, yeah. I'll say we're looking for her.
18:05 Oh, yeah.
18:06 Hey, when do we start?
18:08 Pipe down now, the lot of you.
18:10 I've put you into teams of two, so you can all go to your rooms.
18:13 I've put you into teams of two,
18:15 so you can scour the city and find this hardened criminal.
18:18 And in addition, the Punjab Embassy
18:21 has offered the arresting officer a handsome reward.
18:24 All right, little buddy.
18:30 Why don't you go pick me up an extra pair of handcuffs?
18:33 Sure thing, friend.
18:42 Uh, partner.
18:44 Don't forget your billy club.
19:10 Hey, I think I see someone.
19:12 You do?
19:14 Yeah, that way.
19:16 Stop in the name of my reward!
19:23 ( dramatic theme playing )
19:26 ( dramatic theme playing )
19:29 I've got you now!
19:56 All right, lassie.
19:58 You're coming with me.
20:00 Oh, there you are.
20:07 Ah, shut up!
20:09 All right, all right.
20:22 You'll be waking up the devil with that racket.
20:25 Oi, Brother Jerry, come to see me now, have you?
20:28 What brings a scamp like you to me humble house?
20:31 It's Sanctuary she been at, isn't it?
20:37 What about him?
20:41 If he's okay with you, he's okay with me.
20:51 Come on, my lady.
20:53 So, what kind of mischief have you gotten yourself into this time, Jerry Boy?
21:05 You know how I love to hear your stories.
21:08 The police are up there?
21:13 The police are here?
21:19 Hey, why are we wasting our time in this place?
21:22 Well, you see, it's a statistical fact that criminals often hide in churches.
21:28 Please, you must help me. I'm innocent.
21:33 All right, come with me, lass.
21:35 Ha, ha, ha, see? No redheads.
21:46 Nothing in here but condors.
21:48 A good policeman always does a thorough search.
21:52 What now?
22:14 I'm not sure. Do angels have whiskers?
22:18 You two, make yourselves scarce.
22:26 Oh, yes.
22:38 Listen to this, butch.
22:42 [clicking]
22:45 [clicking]
22:47 [whirring]
22:49 [music playing]
23:02 [whipping]
23:13 [whirring]
23:15 Ha, ha, what an amateur. Let me take a whack at it.
23:27 [honking]
23:29 [whirring]
23:38 [music playing]
24:05 [screaming]
24:07 [panting]
24:14 Excuse me, mate. That's my shovel.
24:26 Are you boys okay?
24:30 Shame on you two.
24:32 You're a real pain in the butt.
24:35 I'm sorry, dear. Leaving a lady all alone in the middle of the night.
24:39 The thieves are inside?
24:44 Don't be expecting me to go into that snake pit
24:47 of dancing and laughter and rowdy merrymaking.
24:50 Whoa!
24:52 Unless you really need me.
25:00 Don't worry, we've got loads of time.
25:03 There's a yearning in the heart of this young lady
25:22 Alone so very far away from home
25:26 Across the crowded pub right in the corner
25:30 You'll find the stupid louts you're looking for
25:34 There's a burning in the heart of this young bosom
25:38 For a big old rock that's hidden in his hat
25:42 Yes, the middle one you see
25:45 Holds a diamond treasury
25:48 But not for long, you dumb old cats
25:52 Hey, wait! There's more drink!
25:55 Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
25:58 Strolling along with my bumbershoot
26:00 Rain or shine, it's divine
26:02 It simply can't be beat
26:04 Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
26:13 Nothing compares to my bumbershoot
26:15 Silk and lace, class and grace
26:17 My bumbershoot's a treat
26:19 Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
26:21 Wonderful, wonderful bumbershoot
26:23 On an arc, on an arc, my gaffe is tried and true
26:26 Bumbershoot, bumbershoot
26:28 Who needs a man with a bumbershoot?
26:30 Good for walks, never talks
26:32 And goes in the stand when I'm through
26:34 [applause]
26:36 Hey! Hooray!
26:41 Marvellous! Oh, spot on!
26:52 Huh?
26:53 Oh, no!
27:11 Boys, look!
27:14 Oh, there he goes! Catch him!
27:17 Oi!
27:19 Oh, got him!
27:21 I'll take that. Come on, let's go!
27:40 Thomas, the cat took Jerry!
27:44 [music]
27:46 Ha-ha-ho!
28:08 [laughing]
28:10 [music]
28:12 [laughing]
28:28 Poor Thomas. Are you okay?
28:32 Well, now I've seen everything.
28:38 Oh, there's something familiar about those flying felines.
28:42 Cemetery property.
28:51 That's it! Those three cats are the local grave diggers.
28:56 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I remember selling this button to a cat.
29:04 He bought it the day before yesterday, an odd fellow.
29:06 Do you know his name?
29:08 Oh, no, you know cats, quiet types.
29:10 But I can ask him in a day or two, when he picks up his trousers.
29:14 Oh, my word!
29:16 What are you looking for, Holmes?
29:18 Almost anything, my dear Watson.
29:20 A goose feather? That's a good...
29:23 A freshly plucked one at that.
29:25 We find the fowl this feather came from, and our thief's goose is as good as cooked.
29:31 [music]
29:33 [music]
29:40 Careful now. Those flying cats could be anywhere.
29:49 [music]
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29:57 [music]
30:22 [music]
30:24 My goodness! It's the Star of Boomjob!
30:39 [music]
30:45 [music]
30:47 [laughing]
30:56 [laughing]
31:04 [gasp]
31:12 [music]
31:14 [grunting]
31:17 [music]
31:22 [clanking]
31:30 Oh, he's safe.
31:32 More than safe, lass. He's got a hold of something.
31:38 That bloke may have got away with the diamond, but at least we got the key.
31:43 The key to what?
31:45 Let's canvass the jail, old man. They can be anywhere.
31:50 Those criminals are a wily sort.
31:52 The reputation of Scotland Yard is at stake.
31:56 I don't see how we'll ever get you to Mr. Holmes' flat with all these bubbies bobbing about.
32:04 Wait! My dear family friend, the one who sent me to Mr. Holmes, lives right in this neighborhood.
32:10 I'm sure I'd be safe there.
32:12 Then what are we waiting for?
32:14 [music]
32:16 [clanking]
32:30 [door creaking]
32:33 [knocking]
32:35 Hello, Professor.
32:39 Why, Red, my dear.
32:41 I'm in a bit of trouble.
32:43 May I come in?
32:44 Of course, my child.
32:46 [door creaking]
32:48 [door slamming]
32:50 [door creaking]
32:52 [door slamming]
32:54 [music]
32:56 [door creaking]
32:58 [door creaking]
33:00 [door slamming]
33:02 [door creaking]
33:04 [door slamming]
33:06 [door creaking]
33:08 [door slamming]
33:10 [door creaking]
33:12 [door slamming]
33:14 [door creaking]
33:16 [door slamming]
33:18 [door creaking]
33:20 The horse from the cemetery.
33:22 That means the thief is in the house.
33:25 Miss Red!
33:27 Come on!
33:29 Hope we're not too late!
33:31 [music]
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33:37 [music]
33:39 [music]
33:41 [music]
33:43 Now what are we going to do?
33:45 [music]
33:47 [music]
33:49 [music]
33:51 A key from the horseman.
33:53 Let's see if it works.
33:55 [music]
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34:17 [music]
34:19 Ah, here we go, my dear.
34:21 Some tea and biscuits.
34:23 It's just...
34:25 what the professor ordered.
34:28 [music]
34:30 I apologize for the delay.
34:32 I can't thank you enough, professor.
34:34 I so appreciate your help.
34:36 Of course.
34:37 Will you please excuse me for just a moment?
34:40 Help yourself while I check on a small annoyance.
34:43 [music]
34:45 [music]
34:47 [music]
34:49 Is someone there?
34:51 [music]
34:53 [MUSIC]
35:02 [MUSIC]
35:12 [MUSIC]
35:22 >> Look, it's our stolen diamonds.
35:39 [MUSIC]
35:49 >> I got it.
35:59 [MUSIC]
36:01 [SOUND]
36:08 >> I'll take that.
36:09 >> Miss Red, Miss Red, he's not your friend.
36:14 >> Yes, aren't you clever?
36:18 I am in fact Professor Moriarty, who recommended Sherlock Holmes to Miss Red.
36:25 I also ordered false clues to be left for him, because the only thing sweeter than
36:31 the perfect crime is the perfect crime committed right under your enemy's nose.
36:38 >> You've got your diamonds, what do you need Red for?
36:41 Let her go.
36:42 >> The diamond robberies were just the opening act.
36:46 For the main event, I'm going to steal the crown jewels.
36:51 And one last thing, my child.
36:55 >> Thank you, my dear.
36:57 >> This machine you see before you is a sophisticated heat ray,
37:02 powered by these unique diamonds, which are able to intensify the sun's light.
37:08 I've designed it to work with the light from a solar eclipse.
37:12 When the eclipse occurs, this machine will send out a powerful beam,
37:17 which will be reflected by a series of mirrors to slice through the Tower of London.
37:23 >> You're daft, Sherlock Holmes will stop you.
37:26 >> I think not.
37:28 You see, I've sent your beloved Sherlock Holmes on a wild goose chase.
37:33 [MUSIC]
37:37 >> I've got him, Holmes.
37:38 [MUSIC]
37:43 >> It doesn't match.
37:45 >> Off to the next farm, then, eh?
37:47 >> I'm not sure what's, something is wrong.
37:50 >> Maybe we should take a break.
37:52 It is already morning and the solar eclipse is about to begin.
37:55 >> Ah, we have such a fine view.
37:57 >> The eclipse.
37:59 >> The button, the diamonds, the mirrors.
38:03 Watson, that's it.
38:05 >> What's it, Holmes?
38:07 >> He's going to steal the crown jewels.
38:10 I pray we're not too late.
38:12 >> Hi-ya!
38:13 [MUSIC]
38:16 >> Ha!
38:17 Ha-ha!
38:18 [MUSIC]
38:23 [CHEERING]
38:26 [MUSIC]
38:38 [WHISTLING]
38:40 [MUSIC]
38:44 [WHISTLING]
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38:56 [WHISTLING]
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39:09 [WHISTLING]
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39:20 [WHISTLING]
39:22 [MUSIC]
39:35 >> After that fiasco at the embassy, we were lucky to get this assignment, my son.
39:39 It's the easiest job in London.
39:42 Nobody has stolen the crown jewels since they were moved here in 1903.
39:48 [MUSIC]
39:50 >> What is it, boy?
39:51 [MUSIC]
40:05 >> Ha-ha-ha!
40:06 [MUSIC]
40:16 [MUSIC]
40:26 >> I'll teach you!
40:28 [MUSIC]
40:32 >> What?
40:33 He was asking for it.
40:35 [MUSIC]
40:45 [MUSIC]
40:51 >> Ha!
40:52 [MUSIC]
41:01 >> Ha-ha-ha!
41:02 Woo-hoo!
41:03 [MUSIC]
41:13 [MUSIC]
41:22 >> Oh, no, no, I can't look!
41:24 [MUSIC]
41:27 [SCREAM]
41:28 [MUSIC]
41:31 >> We'll never catch him now.
41:33 >> Never is not in my vocabulary.
41:36 Hi-ya!
41:37 [MUSIC]
41:40 >> Look, butch, I bet those cats are behind these robberies.
41:46 >> Get down here right now, you magic free birds, or I can arrest you!
41:51 [MUSIC]
41:55 [GASP]
41:56 [SCREAM]
41:58 [MUSIC]
42:05 >> Hi-ya!
42:06 [MUSIC]
42:16 >> Well, well, pussycats, looks like yous and me have got a rendezvous with pain.
42:22 [MUSIC]
42:35 >> Never feared my lady.
42:37 Forget about me.
42:38 Someone has to stop this coach.
42:40 [MUSIC]
43:03 >> Ha-ha!
43:04 We've got him now, hoomans.
43:06 [MUSIC]
43:16 >> A horseless caddick?
43:17 Well, now I've just about seen everything.
43:19 [MUSIC]
43:31 >> What?
43:33 >> Moriarty, you've arrived just in time to say goodbye.
43:38 >> Forever.
43:39 [MUSIC]
43:44 >> Shocker.
43:45 [MUSIC]
43:54 [SCREAM]
44:04 [MUSIC]
44:14 [SCREAM]
44:22 [MUSIC]
44:30 >> Oh, dear.
44:31 [MUSIC]
44:41 >> Mr. Holmes!
44:42 [MUSIC]
44:52 [MUSIC]
45:02 [SCREAM]
45:03 [MUSIC]
45:13 [SCREAM]
45:14 >> Time to fly, boys.
45:16 [MUSIC]
45:20 [SCREAM]
45:23 [MUSIC]
45:26 >> Mr. Holmes.
45:27 [MUSIC]
45:37 >> A hand up?
45:38 Anyone?
45:40 Anyone?
45:42 [MUSIC]
45:47 [SCREAM]
45:48 [MUSIC]
45:53 >> Thank you, my dear Watson.
45:55 [MUSIC]
45:58 >> And it all works so perfectly on paper.
46:02 >> The best laid schemes of mice and men often go awry.
46:07 Here you go, Constable.
46:08 Take him back to Scotland Yard.
46:10 [MUSIC]
46:14 >> All right, come along quietly.
46:17 There's no point in resisting.
46:19 [MUSIC]
46:22 [GASP]
46:23 >> Oh, boy, I'm excited.
46:26 I'm going to get the promotion and the reward.
46:30 [MUSIC]
46:32 You know what?
46:33 I'm happy.
46:35 [MUSIC]
46:38 [GUNSHOTS]
46:39 [MUSIC]
46:50 >> Dearly beloved.
46:53 >> I'm so glad it worked out for Miss Red.
46:55 She makes a lovely bride.
46:57 >> Yes.
46:58 >> You may kiss the bride.
47:00 [MUSIC]
47:03 >> Oh, oh, oh.
47:06 [MUSIC]
47:14 [SCREAM]
47:17 [MUSIC]
47:28 >> Heaven help us.
47:29 [MUSIC]
47:33 >> That's right.
47:34 I also do weddings.
47:36 [MUSIC]
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