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00:00:14 Yargh! This be a tale of the high seas!
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00:00:20 A tale of fabulous treasure!
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00:00:24 A tale of three pirate brothers what searched for the treasure!
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00:00:31 And a tale of how their plans was thwarted by a cat and a mouse!
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00:08:59 - Cursed!
00:09:01 Cursed!
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00:09:05 Cursed is this map!
00:09:07 The map to the treasure of the Spanish inade!
00:09:09 You cannot begin to understand
00:09:11 the meaning of this map!
00:09:13 You cannot begin to imagine
00:09:15 the horrors the curse brings!
00:09:17 So do not even try!
00:09:19 But the curse can be avoided
00:09:21 if you put the map back in its bottle
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00:10:03 - Look what you did to me mask!
00:10:05 What do you have to say for yourself?
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00:10:09 - Yarr! Yarr!
00:10:11 Now never mind, I don't want to hear your lies.
00:10:13 I ought to...
00:10:15 Yarr!
00:10:17 Well, what have we here?
00:10:19 Well, what have we here?
00:10:21 Yarr!
00:10:23 Shiver me timbers!
00:10:25 Oh, a treasure map!
00:10:27 And if I remember the maps
00:10:29 I seen in me youth,
00:10:31 this would be leading to the lost riches.
00:10:33 Oh, oh, oh,
00:10:35 the Spanish reign!
00:10:37 Oh!
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00:10:43 Finding that treasure has been
00:10:45 a 40 year competition between
00:10:47 me and me two scurvy siblings,
00:10:49 Blue Pirate Bob and Purple Pirate Paul.
00:10:51 Oh, oh, oh, what a couple
00:10:53 of ugly bilge rats they be!
00:10:55 Yarr!
00:10:57 Now I'm going to keel hold you!
00:10:59 Yarr!
00:11:01 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:11:03 Walk the plank.
00:11:05 I meant to make you walk the plank,
00:11:07 but now I'd be in such a fine mood
00:11:09 I'll be holding off on it.
00:11:11 Oh, oh, for now.
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00:11:17 Yarr!
00:11:19 Oh, oh, nice work, Thomas.
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00:11:39 Yarr!
00:11:41 Rock?
00:11:43 Hi, excuse me.
00:11:45 Now, he said I'd be Blue Pirate Bob
00:11:47 and I don't take lightly to no stowaways.
00:11:49 You know what I do to stowaways?
00:11:51 You know what I do to stowaways?
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00:11:59 Yarr!
00:12:01 Rock? Oh, sorry.
00:12:03 No, I don't feed 'em and make 'em comfortable
00:12:05 and see to their every need,
00:12:07 but you're half right, 'cause there will be some feedin'.
00:12:09 To me mascot.
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00:12:13 Sorry, little fella, I'm just translating.
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00:12:27 Yarr!
00:12:29 Rock? You want to bargain for your life, do ye?
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00:12:37 Yarr!
00:12:39 A treasure, says ye?
00:12:41 Well, whoo, what?
00:12:43 That makes a sweet plot sweeter, doesn't it?
00:12:45 And where might that be?
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00:12:51 Yarr!
00:12:53 Well, if it ain't the ship of me no good brother,
00:12:55 Red Pirate Ron.
00:12:57 So, you're saying he found a treasure map, are ye?
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00:13:01 Yarr!
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00:13:05 Yarr!
00:13:07 Well then, let's pay him our traditional family visit,
00:13:09 says I, huh?
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00:13:27 Yarr!
00:13:29 Yarr, yarr, yarr, yarr, yarr, yarr!
00:13:31 Oh, that should keep the mast from falling over again.
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00:13:45 Yarr!
00:13:47 Oh, wow, what in the name of Davy Jones' locker room?
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00:13:59 Oh, me hate it, Brother Blue Pirate Bob.
00:14:01 So you smell me treasure map, huh?
00:14:03 Well, come and get it.
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00:16:50 Hiya, Stan. What up? How's the job going?
00:16:58 Hey, Betty. Oh, you know, he mutters the same indecipherable growl.
00:17:04 I translate it as best I can. He gives me the occasional cracker.
00:17:08 You?
00:17:11 Same old, same old. I tell you, it's not like it used to be, huh?
00:17:14 It's getting so I can hardly understand a word he's saying.
00:17:17 I hear you.
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00:18:12 Oops, break time's over. Oh, gotta run!
00:18:15 See ya, Stan.
00:18:17 At last, you swine! I'll send you to the bottom of the sea!
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00:19:55 This is for all that time you spent hogging the bathroom, Brother Bob!
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00:20:01 Who am I translating for?
00:20:03 Oh, well, no one, I guess.
00:20:05 Just have it.
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00:21:26 So, thought you could steal me treasure back, you scurvy dog!
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00:21:41 Go get that map, you mangy cat!
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00:21:46 There's an extra ration of kippers in it for you.
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00:23:00 Remember, you have until sunset to return the map to the bottle,
00:23:11 or suffer its scurr.
00:23:14 Earth.
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00:23:20 (laughs)
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00:23:33 Hi-ya!
00:23:42 Oh, you did good returning the map to me, cat.
00:23:47 (laughs)
00:23:48 Hi-ya!
00:23:50 Now let's end this party with a bang.
00:23:53 Hi-ya!
00:23:55 Hi-ya!
00:23:58 Brother Prawn, you wouldn't sink your own flesh and blood now, would you?
00:24:04 Not to mention his beloved parrot.
00:24:06 Hi-ya!
00:24:08 Aye, that I would.
00:24:10 I found the map to the treasure of the Spanish maid.
00:24:14 Hi-ya!
00:24:16 Oh, the Spanish maid.
00:24:18 Oh, no, that treasure be cursed.
00:24:21 Our brother Purple Paul went lost trying to find it.
00:24:25 Hi-ya!
00:24:27 Aye, and so will ye.
00:24:30 Hi-ya!
00:24:32 Hi-ya!
00:24:44 So long, Blue Pirate Bob.
00:24:46 Give the fishheads me regards.
00:24:50 Sorry about that, Betty.
00:24:52 Talk to you later.
00:24:54 Hi-ya!
00:24:56 Oh, well, you never did forgive me for taking the top bunk.
00:25:00 Oh, hey, take it easy, Stan.
00:25:02 Catch you later.
00:25:04 (gasps)
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00:25:25 Hi-ya!
00:25:33 Set sail for Yo-ho...
00:25:36 Yo-ho Island!
00:25:39 Aye, aye, Pirate Prawn.
00:25:41 Aye, aye, Pirate Prawn.
00:25:42 Yar, yar, yar.
00:25:48 Help yourself to me own secret kipper store.
00:25:51 Oh, yar.
00:25:58 Oh, which apparently ain't much of a secret.
00:26:02 Yar, yar.
00:26:09 Now let's see, where be the tiny dock that says "yee-be-hee"?
00:26:13 Cursed!
00:26:31 You did not return the map to the bottle by sunset.
00:26:34 And now you are all cursed!
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00:26:40 Yar, what's this about returning the map to a bottle?
00:26:50 This be the first I've heard of it.
00:26:52 But I told you already.
00:26:55 I told...
00:26:57 Him.
00:26:59 Oh, yes, I did.
00:27:04 And now you are all cursed!
00:27:07 This ship is now hereby commissioned into the feet
00:27:14 of the Spanish maid!
00:27:17 Yar!
00:27:20 Thomas, have ye anything to say for yourself?
00:27:24 (laughs)
00:27:33 (laughs)
00:27:34 Yar!
00:27:41 Oh, I'll be outside.
00:27:44 (laughs)
00:28:02 Yar!
00:28:03 Yar!
00:28:14 Yar!
00:28:26 (laughs)
00:28:27 A pirate's run! Abandon ship!
00:28:46 Yar!
00:28:50 Start lowering the boat!
00:28:55 Yar!
00:28:56 Yar!
00:29:09 Well, Thomas, since all this be your fault, row!
00:29:14 (laughs)
00:29:23 I'll see you real soon.
00:29:25 Having decided their ship was of no further use to them,
00:29:33 the pirates set out in their lifeboat to find the treasure.
00:29:38 They faced peril after peril
00:29:42 and extremely unpleasant seasickness.
00:29:46 At long last, they reached their accursed goal.
00:29:53 Yar!
00:29:54 Yo ho, island!
00:29:56 The place on the map where the treasure be buried!
00:30:01 (laughs)
00:30:03 Rest assured, lads, the dangers here be many
00:30:11 and the rewards be few.
00:30:14 Yar!
00:30:19 Yar!
00:30:20 Oh, except for me, for whom the rewards will be vast.
00:30:25 Now, Thomas, row!
00:30:28 Yar!
00:30:38 This be going into your permanent employee record!
00:30:43 (laughs)
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00:31:02 Yar!
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00:31:05 Yar!
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00:33:04 (upbeat music)
00:33:07 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:33:11 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:33:18 (thud)
00:33:19 (bark)
00:33:20 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:33:24 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:33:28 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:33:36 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:33:48 (sizzling)
00:33:49 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:33:53 (sizzling)
00:33:54 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:33:56 (sizzling)
00:33:57 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:34:00 (crash)
00:34:01 (crash)
00:34:02 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:34:04 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:34:07 Who dares to enter me private sanctuary
00:34:10 without me express written or verbal permission?
00:34:14 Hyargh!
00:34:16 Quiet, you!
00:34:17 Can't understand a word you're saying.
00:34:21 Well, why don't you answer, cat?
00:34:23 You got your tongue?
00:34:26 (sizzling)
00:34:27 (thud)
00:34:28 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:34:32 A mouse?
00:34:34 Oh, I hate spermling.
00:34:37 I'm gonna take the both of you and have you keel-hauled.
00:34:42 And when that's finished,
00:34:43 (growling)
00:34:44 in the unlikely event
00:34:47 there's anything remaining,
00:34:49 which there won't be,
00:34:51 I'll gather up all the itty-bitty pieces
00:34:54 and feed them to the...
00:34:57 feed them to the...
00:35:01 to the...
00:35:02 (sigh)
00:35:03 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:35:09 Huh.
00:35:10 ♪ (whimsical music)
00:35:12 Get 'em, boys!
00:35:13 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:35:17 (screeching)
00:35:19 (screaming)
00:35:21 (crash)
00:35:22 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:35:25 Get 'em, ye bumbling primates!
00:35:27 I know what they're after.
00:35:29 They're here for...
00:35:31 the treasure!
00:35:33 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:35:36 (laughing)
00:35:37 Quiet, you!
00:35:39 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:35:41 (screeching)
00:35:43 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:35:45 (crash)
00:35:46 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:35:49 (screeching)
00:35:52 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:35:54 (splash)
00:35:55 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:35:57 (barking)
00:36:00 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:36:04 (splat)
00:36:05 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:36:08 (splat)
00:36:09 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:36:11 (thud)
00:36:12 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:36:14 (screeching)
00:36:17 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:36:19 (screeching)
00:36:21 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:36:26 (screeching)
00:36:29 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:36:32 (screeching)
00:36:35 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:36:38 (screeching)
00:36:41 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:36:47 (splash)
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00:36:49 (splash)
00:36:50 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:36:51 (screeching)
00:36:54 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:36:56 (splash)
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00:37:00 (splash)
00:37:01 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:37:03 (ding)
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00:37:28 (ding)
00:37:29 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:37:32 (screeching)
00:37:33 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:37:36 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:37:41 (splat)
00:37:42 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:37:43 (splat)
00:37:44 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:37:45 (screeching)
00:37:47 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:37:52 (screeching)
00:37:55 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:37:58 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:38:01 (screeching)
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00:38:03 (screeching)
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00:38:09 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:38:11 (ding)
00:38:12 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:38:14 (screeching)
00:38:16 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:38:17 (screeching)
00:38:18 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:38:19 (splash)
00:38:20 (thud)
00:38:22 (scratching)
00:38:25 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:38:29 (thud)
00:38:30 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:38:32 (ding)
00:38:33 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:38:35 Blast ye!
00:38:36 I ain't finished me brunch yet!
00:38:38 (whistling)
00:38:39 Ah, fine.
00:38:41 So your hair's seeking the treasure, are ya?
00:38:45 (whistling)
00:38:46 No, don't talk, I knows ya are.
00:38:49 So there ain't no use lyin'.
00:38:51 Now I ain't gonna hurt ya.
00:38:53 All that spooky speech you find earlier
00:38:55 was just to try and scare ya off.
00:38:57 But I do wanna warn ya.
00:38:59 Do you know why I, Barnacle Paul,
00:39:03 be on this island in the first place?
00:39:05 (whistling)
00:39:07 No, not the coconuts, though they be mighty tasty.
00:39:11 (whistling)
00:39:13 No, not the bananas either,
00:39:16 though high in potassium they be.
00:39:19 (whistling)
00:39:20 No, it ain't for the monkeys either,
00:39:22 though they do keep a tiny jungle clearin'.
00:39:25 (scratching)
00:39:26 Uh-oh, it all started 40 years ago.
00:39:30 (whistling)
00:39:31 ♪ (dramatic music)
00:39:34 When me and me two brothers, Ron and Bob,
00:39:37 had a love of treasure maps,
00:39:39 one day we found in our collection
00:39:42 the most prized map of 'em all.
00:39:45 The treasure of the Spanish Maine.
00:39:48 That's Maine as in M-A-N-E.
00:39:50 The fortune amassed by Don Diego Clifford Shears,
00:39:54 the most famous weight maker in Spain.
00:39:57 He'd hidden his fabulous wealth on an offshore island
00:40:01 for tax purposes, and I aimed to plunder it.
00:40:05 Of course, me brothers had the same idea.
00:40:08 They say the map were cursed.
00:40:10 So maybe that be why the sound of our fightin'
00:40:14 was more than our sweet mother could bear.
00:40:17 (yelling)
00:40:19 (screaming)
00:40:23 ♪ ♪
00:40:26 (gunshot)
00:40:28 ♪ ♪
00:40:31 So she dispatched every last one of our maps.
00:40:35 ♪ ♪
00:40:40 While Ron and Bob spent the next 40 years
00:40:43 trying to find 'em,
00:40:45 I was the only one what had seen enough of the Spanish Maine map
00:40:49 to remember where the island be.
00:40:52 Sweet mother of pearl!
00:40:54 I had no idea there be no workin' bathrooms on the island,
00:40:58 and I was horrified.
00:41:00 But I made do, and after searchin' 40 years,
00:41:04 I never found the treasure of the Spanish Maine.
00:41:08 I'm telling you this so you'll turn back now,
00:41:11 and you won't have to live through the same despair I have.
00:41:16 ♪ ♪
00:41:22 (sighs)
00:41:23 Now, if only I'd had that map.
00:41:26 That would have been a totally different story.
00:41:30 ♪ ♪
00:41:35 Oh, you're going anyway, eh?
00:41:38 Well, good luck!
00:41:40 No, just 'cause I've failed for 40 years
00:41:43 don't mean ye will.
00:41:45 Oh, go, have fun!
00:41:48 When the madness sets in,
00:41:52 be sure to say hi for me.
00:41:56 (laughs)
00:41:59 Oh-ho-ho!
00:42:01 Wow!
00:42:02 If it ain't me own brother, Purple Poo.
00:42:06 I told ya, I don't want to be part of your whole
00:42:09 color scheme name thing.
00:42:12 I'm Particle Ball.
00:42:14 Yar!
00:42:15 Quiet, you.
00:42:17 Hiya, Chuck.
00:42:18 Yar!
00:42:20 Yar!
00:42:21 That cat stole me map to the treasure of the Spanish Maine.
00:42:26 ♪ ♪
00:42:30 The Spanish Maine.
00:42:31 That be the map to the Spanish Maine?
00:42:34 ♪ ♪
00:42:38 Get it!
00:42:39 ♪ ♪
00:42:46 (gasps)
00:42:47 ♪ ♪
00:42:54 ♪ ♪
00:43:04 (grunts)
00:43:06 ♪ ♪
00:43:13 I don't believe it!
00:43:14 After all these years, we are going to finally find
00:43:19 the treasure of the Spanish Maine.
00:43:21 Oh, Yar.
00:43:23 Oh, oh, sure.
00:43:25 We.
00:43:27 ♪ ♪
00:43:31 Phew.
00:43:33 ♪ ♪
00:43:43 ♪ ♪
00:43:53 ♪ ♪
00:44:03 ♪ ♪
00:44:13 ♪ ♪
00:44:23 ♪ ♪
00:44:29 Yar!
00:44:30 This be where the X on the map be located.
00:44:34 Blast, I always meant to search here.
00:44:37 Does it count if I meant to search here?
00:44:40 Uh, Yar!
00:44:42 (chuckles)
00:44:43 No!
00:44:44 ♪ ♪
00:44:48 Avast, me brother!
00:44:50 'Tis the animal scallawags!
00:44:53 ♪ ♪
00:44:56 (roaring)
00:44:59 ♪ ♪
00:45:06 Arr, a split!
00:45:08 That be a difficult shot to make.
00:45:11 ♪ ♪
00:45:14 (explosion)
00:45:15 ♪ ♪
00:45:24 (explosion)
00:45:25 ♪ ♪
00:45:30 Yar, yar, yar!
00:45:32 Oh, dear!
00:45:34 Whoa, I'm not repeating that.
00:45:37 Yar!
00:45:40 ♪ ♪
00:45:42 (sighs)
00:45:43 ♪ ♪
00:45:45 (explosion)
00:45:46 ♪ ♪
00:45:53 (beeping)
00:45:55 ♪ ♪
00:46:02 ♪ ♪
00:46:12 (explosion)
00:46:13 ♪ ♪
00:46:24 (explosion)
00:46:25 ♪ ♪
00:46:26 (screaming)
00:46:27 ♪ ♪
00:46:38 (screaming)
00:46:39 (explosion)
00:46:41 ♪ ♪
00:46:49 (screaming)
00:46:50 ♪ ♪
00:46:57 (beeping)
00:46:59 ♪ ♪
00:47:05 Well, that was close.
00:47:06 But now that we all be back together,
00:47:09 let's try and stay together--
00:47:11 (roaring)
00:47:14 (screaming)
00:47:16 ♪ ♪
00:47:26 (laughing)
00:47:29 X marks the spot.
00:47:33 ♪ ♪
00:47:42 (laughing)
00:47:46 ♪ ♪
00:47:54 (laughing)
00:47:57 ♪ ♪
00:48:04 Greetings, fortune hunters.
00:48:07 I am the spirit of Don Diego Clippershears.
00:48:12 You survived the curse of my map
00:48:15 and have come seeking the burial place
00:48:18 of the treasure of the Spanish Maine.
00:48:21 (laughing)
00:48:22 Unfortunately, that makes you thieves,
00:48:27 and all thieves must first get by...
00:48:31 (laughing)
00:48:32 ...my security system.
00:48:37 (laughing)
00:48:39 ♪ ♪
00:48:42 You do not get to be the most famous wig maker in Spain
00:48:46 without knowing a little magic.
00:48:48 How else could someone make all those old guys
00:48:51 want to wear long, curly hair?
00:48:53 It looks ridiculous.
00:48:56 (laughing)
00:48:58 Behold...
00:49:00 the guardian of the treasure of the Spanish Maine!
00:49:05 (roaring)
00:49:07 ♪ ♪
00:49:16 Eh, well, it was the only thing
00:49:19 we had on the ship to model it after.
00:49:23 (roaring)
00:49:25 ♪ ♪
00:49:31 You did not think I would just give you the treasure, did you?
00:49:35 ♪ ♪
00:49:38 Farewell, fools!
00:49:41 ♪ ♪
00:49:51 (roaring)
00:49:53 ♪ ♪
00:50:01 (siren blaring)
00:50:03 ♪ ♪
00:50:13 (gasps)
00:50:15 ♪ ♪
00:50:22 (screaming)
00:50:24 ♪ ♪
00:50:34 (siren blaring)
00:50:35 ♪ ♪
00:50:39 (explosion)
00:50:42 (explosion)
00:50:44 ♪ ♪
00:50:51 (whimsical music)
00:50:53 ♪ ♪
00:51:01 (lasers firing)
00:51:03 ♪ ♪
00:51:10 (lasers firing)
00:51:12 ♪ ♪
00:51:15 (whoosh)
00:51:16 ♪ ♪
00:51:21 (bell ringing)
00:51:23 ♪ ♪
00:51:29 ♪ ♪
00:51:36 (snaps)
00:51:37 ♪ ♪
00:51:43 (panting)
00:51:45 ♪ ♪
00:51:52 (bell ringing)
00:51:54 ♪ ♪
00:51:58 So, you defeated my guardian, eh?
00:52:02 Well, good for you.
00:52:04 But I bet you did not bring back the key.
00:52:09 ♪ ♪
00:52:16 Ah, so you have.
00:52:19 Well, congratulations.
00:52:22 ♪ ♪
00:52:27 This is the lock to the door.
00:52:30 You may only enter if you can figure out the puzzle
00:52:34 of how the key opens.
00:52:36 (chuckles)
00:52:37 And you will have to be very crafty indeed,
00:52:41 because it won't be...
00:52:43 (sputtering)
00:52:45 Okay, yes, I suppose that was a little obvious.
00:52:49 You have defeated my guardian and unlocked the door.
00:52:53 Fabulous reaches await you within.
00:52:57 Reach is beyond your wildest dreams!
00:53:01 ♪ ♪
00:53:08 ♪ ♪
00:53:16 (laughs)
00:53:17 I guess he isn't too much of a hurry to hear about
00:53:21 the horrible traps that protect the treasure inside!
00:53:27 Oh, did I forget to mention those?
00:53:31 (chuckles)
00:53:32 Well, I do not have a brain,
00:53:34 so it's tough to remember things.
00:53:37 (chuckles)
00:53:38 (bell ringing)
00:53:39 ♪ ♪
00:53:47 ♪ ♪
00:53:54 ♪ ♪
00:54:01 (laughs)
00:54:02 That is right, the old trap-smashing stair
00:54:06 that smashes down on you from the ceiling, Trig.
00:54:09 You may as well turn back,
00:54:12 because the rest of the stairs are all trapped in here!
00:54:16 And there's no way anybody could possibly...
00:54:21 Hey, what are you doing?
00:54:23 (grunts)
00:54:25 (grunts)
00:54:27 (grunts)
00:54:29 (whistles)
00:54:31 I am fine, thanks for asking.
00:54:35 ♪ ♪
00:54:41 (whistles)
00:54:42 (whistles)
00:54:43 ♪ ♪
00:54:50 (whistles)
00:54:51 ♪ ♪
00:54:55 (cheers)
00:54:57 ♪ ♪
00:55:04 Welcome to the Mind Your Memory Game!
00:55:08 I am going to show you an ancient cryptic room,
00:55:12 and you are going to have to memorize it.
00:55:15 Oh, did you catch that? I hope so.
00:55:18 Because now you have to find it again.
00:55:21 Amongst all these,
00:55:23 whichever rune you choose,
00:55:25 a door will open to let you out.
00:55:28 But if you choose the wrong rune,
00:55:31 that lightning rod up there will zap you but good.
00:55:34 (electricity crackling)
00:55:36 No pressure.
00:55:38 And...
00:55:40 go!
00:55:42 ♪ ♪
00:55:46 We have officially started.
00:55:48 Choose a rune.
00:55:50 ♪ ♪
00:55:54 Today.
00:55:55 Choose a rune today, please.
00:55:58 ♪ ♪
00:56:02 Got places to be, things to do.
00:56:07 ♪ ♪
00:56:13 Oh, you just hurry up and...
00:56:15 (electricity crackling)
00:56:18 ♪ ♪
00:56:22 Hmm...
00:56:23 Well, I said the door would open after you chose,
00:56:26 and technically you did choose,
00:56:28 so I guess I cannot make a liar out of myself now.
00:56:32 ♪ ♪
00:56:38 Yes, it is true.
00:57:01 All of my fabulous wealth is now yours for the taking.
00:57:07 So go ahead, take it.
00:57:10 Go on, what are you waiting for?
00:57:12 Take it, it is yours.
00:57:14 ♪ ♪
00:57:16 What?
00:57:17 You think there is a catch?
00:57:21 Ha-ha, well, you are right.
00:57:23 There is a catch.
00:57:25 (bubbling)
00:57:26 (roaring)
00:57:30 (screaming)
00:57:32 If you can get past this,
00:57:34 the treasure of the Spanish main is all yours.
00:57:39 Fortunately for me, you will not.
00:57:42 (laughing)
00:57:44 (bubbling)
00:57:46 ♪ ♪
00:57:52 (screaming)
00:57:55 ♪ ♪
00:57:59 (roaring)
00:58:01 ♪ ♪
00:58:07 (screaming)
00:58:11 ♪ ♪
00:58:16 ♪ ♪
00:58:18 Ah, that's it.
00:58:21 This is the big climax to the fabulous treasure hunt?
00:58:25 Oh, that is just great!
00:58:28 Fantastic!
00:58:30 ♪ ♪
00:58:36 ♪ ♪
00:58:42 (thunder)
00:58:44 ♪ ♪
00:58:52 Now you can take the emergency exit, what do I care?
00:58:56 (yawns)
00:58:58 I guess I do not need a hoard of cash.
00:59:01 It is not like I go out much.
00:59:03 I am a skull for crying out loud.
00:59:06 ♪ ♪
00:59:09 Ah, maybe this is the year I finally turn the place
00:59:12 into a bed and breakfast.
00:59:14 ♪ ♪
00:59:21 ♪ ♪
00:59:28 ♪ ♪
00:59:36 ♪ ♪
00:59:44 ♪ ♪
00:59:51 ♪ ♪
00:59:58 ♪ ♪
01:00:05 ♪ ♪
01:00:12 ♪ ♪
01:00:20 ♪ ♪
01:00:26 ♪ ♪
01:00:32 ♪ ♪
01:00:38 ♪ ♪
01:00:44 ♪ ♪
01:00:50 ♪ ♪
01:00:56 ♪ ♪
01:01:02 ♪ ♪
01:01:08 ♪ ♪
01:01:10 Oh, my, hope you were not trying to steal the treasure for yourself.
01:01:14 Oh, boy, you do not want to know.
01:01:19 ♪ ♪
01:01:28 (thunder)
01:01:29 ♪ ♪
01:01:36 (yells)
01:01:38 You treacherous swine!
01:01:40 Get your hands off me treasure!
01:01:43 (yells)
01:01:44 Oh, sorry.
01:01:47 Traitorous boar.
01:01:49 What do you mean, your treasure?
01:01:52 (yells)
01:01:53 Well, some kind of pig.
01:01:55 I can't understand what you're saying half the time.
01:01:58 (yells)
01:01:59 Be gone, you stupid parrot.
01:02:01 I don't need--
01:02:02 (sobs)
01:02:03 This is at me.
01:02:05 ♪ ♪
01:02:09 Oh, oh, okay, fine.
01:02:11 Have it your own way.
01:02:13 I quit.
01:02:16 This treasure be mine.
01:02:18 I got squatter's rights, I am.
01:02:23 (growls)
01:02:25 (yells)
01:02:27 Now, see here, brother, this treasure be mine.
01:02:30 And if Bob were here, he'd agree.
01:02:33 (thunder)
01:02:36 (yells)
01:02:38 ♪ ♪
01:02:41 Blast, I was hoping I wouldn't have to prove that.
01:02:44 ♪ ♪
01:02:51 (thunder)
01:02:53 ♪ ♪
01:03:01 (yells)
01:03:03 (screams)
01:03:04 Oh, excuse me.
01:03:05 Hey, back away from that treasure, me scurvy brothers.
01:03:09 (yells)
01:03:11 (yells)
01:03:12 Oh, gosh, it got me.
01:03:14 I'm not sure what he said.
01:03:15 I mean, I thought he--
01:03:16 You know what, the dialect is different,
01:03:18 and in this business, when--
01:03:19 (yells)
01:03:20 What?
01:03:21 (screams)
01:03:22 Me?
01:03:23 Fired?
01:03:24 But--but, oh, dear.
01:03:26 What will the gals in the sewing circle think?
01:03:29 Brother Bob, tell Ron the treasure be mine.
01:03:35 (yells)
01:03:37 (yells)
01:03:39 ♪ ♪
01:03:46 (yells)
01:03:48 (yells)
01:03:50 (yells)
01:03:52 (yells)
01:03:53 (yells)
01:03:54 ♪ ♪
01:03:56 Oh, boy, it's just like the old days.
01:04:01 (yells)
01:04:03 (screams)
01:04:05 ♪ ♪
01:04:12 ♪ ♪
01:04:22 (yells)
01:04:24 ♪ ♪
01:04:32 (yells)
01:04:34 ♪ ♪
01:04:44 (yells)
01:04:46 (yells)
01:04:48 ♪ ♪
01:04:58 (yells)
01:05:00 ♪ ♪
01:05:10 (yells)
01:05:12 ♪ ♪
01:05:20 (yells)
01:05:23 ♪ ♪
01:05:31 (laughing)
01:05:36 (whistles)
01:05:38 (gasps)
01:05:40 Yar?
01:05:41 What? Yar?
01:05:43 Yar?
01:05:44 What the--?
01:05:46 (screaming)
01:05:49 (yelling)
01:05:52 (screaming)
01:05:54 ♪ ♪
01:06:00 (yelling)
01:06:02 ♪ ♪
01:06:12 (splashing)
01:06:14 ♪ ♪
01:06:24 ♪ ♪
01:06:34 ♪ ♪
01:06:44 (screaming)
01:06:47 ♪ ♪
01:06:54 So that be the story
01:06:56 of how a trio of pirate brothers
01:06:58 was thwarted out of their treasure
01:07:01 by a cat.
01:07:03 ♪ ♪
01:07:06 And a mouse.
01:07:08 Oh, now there's a pirate I could work for, huh?
01:07:11 The strong, silent type.
01:07:13 And for once, we won't have any trouble
01:07:15 figuring out what he's trying to say.
01:07:18 Oh.
01:07:19 Yar!
01:07:21 But it ain't all bad on the island for us brothers.
01:07:26 Oh, there be plenty of interesting things
01:07:29 to keep us busy.
01:07:31 ♪ ♪
01:07:36 Yar!
01:07:37 (screaming)
01:07:39 ♪ ♪
01:07:47 ♪ ♪
01:07:55 ♪ ♪
01:08:03 ♪ ♪
01:08:11 ♪ ♪
01:08:19 ♪ ♪
01:08:27 ♪ ♪
01:08:35 ♪ ♪
01:08:43 ♪ ♪
01:08:51 ♪ ♪
01:08:59 ♪ ♪
01:09:07 ♪ ♪
01:09:15 ♪ ♪
01:09:23 ♪ ♪
01:09:31 ♪ ♪
01:09:39 ♪ ♪
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