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Transcript
00:00 [Music]
00:25 Welcome to the Monday Night War. I am Luke Owen DAD representing Monday Night Raw.
00:31 I am Chopper Pete Quinnell representing Monday Night Smackdown
00:35 and we are playing through WWE 2K22's My GM mode.
00:38 This video is sponsored by our friends at 2K.
00:41 Get your copy of WWE 2K22 by clicking the link in the video description down below.
00:46 Play My GM with one of your friends.
00:48 Honestly, it's a hell of a lot of fun,
00:50 particularly because I think things might start to be going my way.
00:55 Because you had a no good, very bad, terrible week last week.
00:59 Unfortunately, I agree with you.
01:01 [Laughter]
01:02 I'm going to have to pull something out my ass to try and save my show.
01:07 If you missed last week's episode,
01:09 Pete, you no longer have a Women's Champion because she's injured for three weeks,
01:14 which means she's going to miss the pay-per-view.
01:16 [Groan]
01:17 Both of my champions returned this week.
01:19 So, my champs are back, my rivalries have rolled,
01:25 and I should be able to hold them off and conclude them at the pay-per-view.
01:28 Yep. And I've got people who hate me.
01:32 You have a lot of people that hate you.
01:33 You're going to have a lot of fun emails to answer.
01:35 Oh no, I don't want to read them. I don't want to do it.
01:38 Well, I'm looking forward to reading what my emails are
01:40 because I've got a heel turn I need to do.
01:43 Let's do this.
01:44 [Drum roll]
01:47 Right, is anyone here ready?
01:49 Spotify?
01:50 What are you listening to, Pete?
01:52 Great question. I don't f***ing know.
01:54 Um, I'm just going to go on to Artist, Family Jewels, Shuffleplay.
02:02 That'll do.
02:05 Pokemon Sword and Shield Gym Leader Battle Metal Cover.
02:09 I'm all about it.
02:11 Nerd.
02:12 Right, three, two, one, start.
02:16 Um, you agreed that putting me in my special match would be awesome.
02:18 I actually believed you.
02:20 Oh f***, was I supposed to do that last week?
02:22 Hey Owen, I don't know if you knew this, but I love, love, love being in a certain match.
02:26 The one and only Extreme Rules match. Nobody does it better than me.
02:30 That's right, you can do it in the next two weeks.
02:32 RGM Interference is only available in...
02:36 Okay, well I'll do this as a normal match then.
02:39 I know she wants an Extreme Rules match.
02:41 Maybe I'll do that next week. No, I'll do that next week.
02:44 I thought I had a couple of weeks.
02:49 Um, smeg, I thought I had a few more weeks on that.
02:54 I should have done that last week.
02:57 Oh, crap.
02:59 Oh, I was supposed to do it last week!
03:02 Oh, oh no!
03:05 Bollocks, I, oh, oh no.
03:09 Oh no.
03:14 Pfft, no.
03:18 Um, I'm really psyched for this upcoming baby, can't wait to put him on the...
03:21 Oh, thanks Keith!
03:23 Cool, thanks Keith, god you're great.
03:27 Hey, hey, what a nice guy.
03:31 Cool.
03:33 Uh, right, what's my journal? Schedule of running this week?
03:35 Lovely stuff. Um, I need to do that this week.
03:39 Okay, Keith Lee expects to make an appearance at the upcoming pay-per-view.
03:41 Well, you are going to do that, mate.
03:44 Uh, I cannot believe that I failed that.
03:48 Has a talent for tables matches, lovely stuff.
03:51 That's grand, okie dokie.
03:54 So, first off, that.
03:58 That.
03:59 That.
04:02 That.
04:05 Show quality eight, that's available at the week ten, that's grand.
04:08 Lovely stuff. Right, okay, book show.
04:10 F***, I cannot believe I missed that thing, f***.
04:13 Alright, okay, so.
04:15 Mir Yim versus Alexa Bliss, because she is now back but she is hurting.
04:23 Oh, okay, right, well I need to do this then.
04:26 Um, nope.
04:28 Signed free agents.
04:32 What's, um.
04:35 Oh, for God's sake, where am I going?
04:37 Oh my God, I'm going all over the place, I'm f***ing flustering.
04:39 Where am I, okay, she's a fighter and fighters need bruises, I think, is that right?
04:43 Yes, it is bruises, okay, lovely.
04:46 So, come on, okay, come on, sort yourself out.
04:48 Wasted two minutes and I've done nothing.
04:50 Uh, have I got a female bruiser that I can bring in?
04:55 Um, I guess not.
04:59 Oh, that's annoying.
05:02 I can bring in a cruiser, I guess.
05:07 It's fine, it's, do you know what, I'm going to, yes, I'm going to sign you for two weeks.
05:13 What was your name? Oh, I've already forgotten what it was.
05:15 Um, because I'll book that as my mid-card match.
05:18 So, Mia Yim versus Tamara Tycross in a normal match, interference, GM interference for you.
05:28 Lovely, grand.
05:31 I've actually done the right thing this time.
05:33 Welcome to the Raw brand.
05:37 Tamara Crossfire, I don't give a f***, you're here to lose to Reckoning.
05:41 Uh, tag team match, it's going to be Keith Lee.
05:44 Oh, I was going to sign a giant as well.
05:46 Don't cancel.
05:48 Manage roster, sign three agents.
05:49 Have I got a giant I can sign?
05:51 Because that's the other thing I wanted to do.
05:54 No, I haven't.
05:56 Dammit, okay, right, I may have to run back a match I had previously then.
06:00 Which is fine, it's going to be, uh, Mooster Farrelly and Brute Force versus, uh, Keith Lee and...
06:10 I want to do John Cena.
06:13 Keith Lee and John Cena.
06:15 Normal, interference, none.
06:18 Fine.
06:20 My main event is going to be Samoa Joe.
06:24 Do I actually want to arrest Joe?
06:29 I'll do Edge versus Brock Lesnar.
06:33 Normal, with an interference running by Samoa Joe on Brock Lesnar.
06:38 Samoa Joe's big return.
06:41 So that's grand, cool, so save that.
06:45 Promo.
06:46 Call out promo.
06:49 Alexa Bliss calling out Raquel Gonzalez.
06:52 And then I can do, uh, self promo Bianca Belair.
07:01 Wonderful, okay, I've got two minutes, 50 seconds left.
07:03 So that's my show.
07:05 Um, that's fine, three of the four work there.
07:10 That can meet the commissioner goal, also meets the commissioner goal.
07:13 Um, that is going to up that rivalry to two.
07:17 And if I can get it to three next week, that means I can complete it at the pay-per-view.
07:20 That will be great!
07:22 I basically just need to hold off for one more week.
07:25 Oh, it actually tells you!
07:26 It tells you if it's going to up a rivalry.
07:29 That's good to know.
07:31 Um, that's also got some optional bonuses for me.
07:34 What's this optional bonus?
07:35 Book four special match times for run-ins or GM interferences.
07:40 Reward book superstars with...
07:42 So if I...
07:44 I made that a tables match.
07:47 I made this a tables match.
07:55 Okay, I'll have a couple of tables matches.
07:56 Why the hell not?
07:57 Um, yeah, why the hell not, mate?
08:00 I'll do a couple of tables matches and get some more...
08:02 What do I get?
08:06 This planning is not going well!
08:09 Reward book superstars with gain two morale, gain morale, gain morale.
08:13 I gain popularity.
08:14 I could actually do with some morale because I upset Bianca Belair and I feel a bit bad about that.
08:18 Um, so...
08:22 What's my special effects that I've done?
08:24 Oh, 35 grand.
08:25 Yeah, I'll save myself 35 grand.
08:27 Or do I want to do that at the pay-per-view?
08:28 I'll do that at the pay-per-view.
08:30 Um, that's...
08:33 Don't need to add two weeks to her, I think, anyway.
08:35 Um, power car can be used because I'm going to eat inter-superstars.
08:39 Next week's show, I'm going to use that next week for the pay-per-view.
08:43 Um...
08:45 I'm going to send Raquel Gonzalez to a health spa.
08:49 I can actually heal up.
08:52 Lovely.
08:53 That hasn't messed up anything there, has it?
08:54 Oh, that was a few.
08:55 Um...
08:58 I'm going to say...
09:02 I could... I could randomly...
09:05 I could play both of those next week.
09:07 Oh, yeah, I'm f***ing getting that as well.
09:09 I think I can use them before the pay-per-view.
09:12 Um...
09:13 I swear, power card info.
09:15 Send the chosen... Send the chosen superstar to a top...
09:18 Oh, I've just done that one.
09:19 Uh...
09:23 No, I wouldn't...
09:24 Okay.
09:26 Welcome to the power card hubs.
09:30 You are no frigging old doulak.
09:32 Um, okay.
09:35 That's fine.
09:36 Lovely stuff.
09:37 I think I'm all good.
09:38 Okay.
09:39 And away we go.
09:40 Confirm.
09:42 Just a few seconds left.
09:45 How was that?
09:46 Oh, man, I meant to go through and write down all of my other feuds.
09:50 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because I think I've got a plan here.
09:53 I had a pretty good week, Pete.
09:55 I had a pretty good week.
09:56 Um, although...
09:58 Do you remember I was meant to book Bianca Belair in an Extreme Rules match?
10:01 Oh, sorry, I got an email from Bianca Belair saying, like,
10:03 "Oh, I'd love to be booked in an Extreme Rules match. I think that'd be really good."
10:06 And I was like, "Yeah, that sounds great."
10:07 I thought I'd sell her three weeks.
10:08 I was meant to do it last week.
10:09 Oh, nice.
10:10 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:11 So she's not pleased with me.
10:12 Oh, lovely.
10:13 That's fun.
10:14 Yeah, so that's a bit of a bummer, because I don't like to upset my superstars, Pete.
10:17 I don't like doing it, Luke.
10:19 But yet you keep doing it.
10:20 I know.
10:21 I don't like upsetting them, Pete.
10:23 I like them to respect me as a GM.
10:25 Look, I don't like to upset my superstars.
10:27 I just care more about the fans.
10:29 And I care more about winning, alright?
10:31 Okie-cokie.
10:33 Right, well, you're going to have some emails to go through this week, mate.
10:35 And work out what you're doing the rest of your show.
10:38 I've had a bad time planning, I'll be honest.
10:41 Have you?
10:42 I've had a bad time trying to plan this show.
10:43 Because you were rewriting the show on the fly.
10:45 Yeah.
10:46 Okay.
10:47 Me and Rob Zombie are going to have a grand old time as I plan out my next two weeks.
10:50 Because I know exactly what I'm doing, Peter.
10:52 I hate all of this.
10:54 Here we go.
10:57 Right.
11:01 Seven minutes on the clock.
11:03 Three, two, one.
11:05 Triple H, I need to get better.
11:07 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:08 I know, I need to take better care of my superstars.
11:10 You don't need to tell me that, Triple H.
11:12 Give me a health spa.
11:13 Amazing.
11:15 Too late for Basler.
11:16 Okay, great.
11:17 That's great, thank you.
11:18 I warned you this was going to happen.
11:20 We're not machines.
11:21 I need to take care of your talent.
11:22 I know, I'm sorry, Shayna.
11:23 Major decrease.
11:26 Help me, Shayna.
11:31 I'm sorry.
11:33 I'm really excited for this upcoming pay-per-view.
11:34 Can't wait to put on a great show for the crowd.
11:35 Thanks, Tucker.
11:36 Wait, that's it?
11:38 That's the whole email?
11:39 Tucker's such a nice man.
11:42 I loved all of that.
11:50 Huh.
11:51 Tucker's such a nice guy.
11:53 Cool.
11:56 Okay, enjoy the Becky Lynch fights this week.
11:59 Is she in a pro...
12:01 She's in a promo this week, Triple H.
12:03 What am I getting?
12:05 Free crew booking?
12:06 Promise Charlotte Flair a tux shot within three weeks.
12:10 I can't do it, Flair.
12:13 Like, physically.
12:15 I can't give you a tux.
12:16 Shayna Baze is injured.
12:18 I can't.
12:19 Do I have any injury...
12:21 I might buy this health spa, honestly, because...
12:24 I think I'm going to buy that as well.
12:28 I need to hold on to my fans by any means possible.
12:30 So I'm going to buy this health spa,
12:32 and I'm going to buy this special promotion as well.
12:34 I might play a couple of these.
12:37 I really wanted to get an injury one,
12:39 so I could get Bazer back quicker,
12:41 but it doesn't look like I'm getting that.
12:43 So what I'm going to do for my opener,
12:46 it's going to be Balor versus Riddle.
12:49 Stamina's 42.
12:54 That's not great.
12:55 But it's enough so we won't get injured.
12:57 For this week, anyway.
12:59 So I think I'm just going to have that as a normal opener.
13:02 Mid card is going to be Walter versus...
13:07 Dovari.
13:10 They're not in a feud, but I do want them to be.
13:13 I did call that promo last week.
13:15 His stamina's still 100.
13:17 His stamina's 47, so he won't get injured this week.
13:20 Main event.
13:21 I mean, I've got to. I'm on the ropes here.
13:25 Oh, reliable.
13:27 Tucker and Slapjack.
13:29 I think I'm still going to do them in a normal match though,
13:31 because I can't let their stamina get too low.
13:34 Huge main event. Huge main event.
13:38 Tucker and Slapjack. Huge main event.
13:41 Wait a minute.
13:44 I've got Tucker and Slapjack.
13:45 Oh, reliable. Tucker and Slapjack.
13:48 They'll save me.
13:50 Okay. Promo.
13:52 I want... I'm not having Lynch in a match.
13:57 And I'm not giving Charlotte a title match.
13:59 This sucks.
14:03 Base is out for three weeks.
14:08 Lynch is in a level two feud with Charlotte Flair.
14:13 Toni Storm is in a level three feud with Shayna Baszler.
14:16 Mason Kingston in level one.
14:19 This is just a continuation of last week.
14:23 What do I... I'm struggling.
14:25 I'm struggling to book this show.
14:27 I don't know what to do anymore.
14:29 Everyone hates me. Everyone is hurting.
14:32 I can't do the things I want to do.
14:34 What do I do?
14:35 I... I'm panicking.
14:37 I wonder if I rest.
14:40 Mace...
14:42 Tell you what. I'll book the rest of the show and I'll see who's left off it.
14:45 And who I can give...
14:47 Spa treatments to.
14:49 So if we do Becky Lynch in a self-promo here.
14:52 And we do...
14:56 No.
14:57 Cancel that.
14:58 We do...
15:00 A charity promo.
15:02 With Becky Lynch.
15:04 And we do a self-promo with Toni Storm.
15:07 That works.
15:11 So then I can do Health Swap 1 to recover 18 more stamina.
15:15 Who needs it the most?
15:16 Kingston.
15:17 Kingston.
15:19 That's who.
15:20 Kingston needs it a lot.
15:21 Which will be great.
15:22 Because then I can start using him in prep for the pay-per-view.
15:25 And try and get that feud with Mace off the ground.
15:27 Because currently it is...
15:29 Make no mistake about it.
15:31 On the ground.
15:32 So if I get Kingston here.
15:35 And go from 40 to 58.
15:37 Yes.
15:38 That would be great.
15:39 That would be great.
15:40 And then I can do one to regain 6.
15:44 I don't think...
15:45 None of these people need it.
15:46 I'm going to keep that.
15:47 Ideally, I'd want to do it on Storm.
15:52 So what if I change that promo to someone else?
15:55 What if I did that to Mace instead?
15:59 What if I did it for Charlotte?
16:01 My popularity is 58!
16:04 What's going on with you, Charlotte?
16:06 Yeah, there's a self-promotion in there.
16:08 Goodness me.
16:09 I'll save that.
16:11 And then...
16:12 I'll do Power Card for Health Spa.
16:14 For Storm.
16:16 Realistically, I should have done the other Health Spa on Storm.
16:19 And done this one on Kingston.
16:20 But it works.
16:21 It's recovered 6 more stamina this week.
16:23 Plus she's rested.
16:24 So...
16:25 That's something.
16:28 That's better.
16:29 I'm taking care of my stars.
16:30 Special promotion.
16:32 Get that done.
16:34 Got 2 minutes left.
16:36 So I'm going to book my show Logistics.
16:38 Do this one.
16:43 It's just the optional goal, though.
16:46 3 special match types for when it's a Geomint appearance.
16:48 I'm not going to do that.
16:49 But I'll just book this one anyway.
16:51 How about this one?
16:52 That works.
16:53 This one.
16:54 Should I buy it?
16:55 2 superstars with greater than 60 popularity on different promo types.
16:59 That's not what I've done.
17:01 Because Charlotte has 58 popularity for some reason.
17:05 Umm...
17:06 I'll buy it.
17:07 It's probably better to do this one.
17:11 Because it's cheaper and still gets me +7% as opposed to +8%.
17:15 4 special match types.
17:17 Okay, so that's for like pay-per-views and stuff.
17:19 Should I buy it this week?
17:20 No, we'll leave it.
17:21 I think that's me done.
17:24 This is a tame week, y'all.
17:28 A tame week.
17:29 I want to write down my levels of feuds.
17:31 So, Kingston and Mace is 1.
17:34 Bala and Riddle is 4.
17:37 Flair and Lynch is 2.
17:40 Bazaar and Storm is 3.
17:42 Tucker and Slapjack is 4.
17:45 I really need to stop putting them in matches though.
17:48 And start like putting them in separate things and resting them.
17:51 So then they can actually blow off their feud at the pay-per-view.
17:53 And people don't get bored of them before the pay-per-view.
17:55 Same with Bala and Riddle.
17:56 As I say that, I've got both Bala and Riddle and Slapjack and Tucker on this show.
18:01 So, there's that.
18:02 I've not used Akota Kai or Natalia in ages.
18:06 But you know what?
18:08 That's fine, I guess.
18:09 I suppose.
18:12 My show's a mess.
18:17 Help me.
18:20 My show's a mess.
18:22 How are your emails?
18:25 I don't want to talk about it.
18:28 Oh, wow. Okay.
18:31 Okay.
18:32 Right, well I've got another new signing as well.
18:39 Oh, no.
18:40 Because I needed a baby face.
18:45 Okay, so yeah.
18:47 We'll go through it beat by beat.
18:48 So, here we go.
18:49 Brute Force and Mustafa Ali versus Keith Lee and John Cena.
18:52 That's fine because this does not further the rivalry.
18:55 I don't need it to.
18:56 I just need them to be a good match because they're already at 4.
18:59 1, 2, 3, 4.
19:02 And Keith Lee's good in tables matches.
19:03 And Keith Lee's good in tables matches.
19:05 4 star opening.
19:06 Wow.
19:07 Massive.
19:08 Brute Force getting a big win.
19:09 The return of Alexa Bliss.
19:12 Still really hurting.
19:14 I know, she's 30.
19:15 I need to put her in a match.
19:16 And doing a promo hurt her, apparently.
19:20 Yeah, that's how it works.
19:22 I always notice that.
19:23 That sometimes the popularity and the stamina are different than what it says on the other screen.
19:27 It always throws me through a loop.
19:28 Yeah, so.
19:29 Man, okay.
19:30 I was going to put her in a match next week.
19:32 Better not do that, then.
19:33 I was hoping that this was going to rest her up.
19:34 I actually have sent Raquel off to a health spa this week.
19:37 Oh, nice.
19:38 So, that's cool.
19:39 Excellent promo.
19:41 Again, why is it with you and excellent promos?
19:43 I have stars.
19:44 That's not.
19:45 Okay.
19:46 Here we go.
19:47 With the gym interference, this time on the right person.
19:49 Oh, thank God, she was a baby face.
19:50 So, I bought.
19:51 Tamara Tycross.
19:52 Yep.
19:53 I bought her.
19:54 Huge signing.
19:55 Signed her.
19:56 For another 10 weeks.
19:57 And then, I booked her in this match.
19:59 And then, while you were doing your booking, I was like, "God, I hope she's a baby face."
20:02 Can you imagine if she wasn't?
20:04 Because I forgot to check.
20:05 All right.
20:06 Okay, so, simulate.
20:07 Here we go.
20:08 One, two, three.
20:09 There we go.
20:10 My girl.
20:11 My pick.
20:12 Wait.
20:13 You're supposed to run in gym interference.
20:16 So, what I did last time was, I ran in on Bianca Belair.
20:20 Yep.
20:21 With gym interference, you're running in for that person.
20:24 Oh, that's really confusing.
20:27 That's why I got it wrong.
20:28 Right.
20:29 This week, though, I got it right.
20:31 You hope.
20:32 Yeah, and that's fine, because that's why I'm opening match here.
20:35 I knew that was going to be a bad match.
20:36 I don't mind that so much.
20:37 Okay.
20:38 Bianca Belair, self-promo.
20:39 Yep.
20:40 That's all grand.
20:41 Excellent, again.
20:42 Because I've got stars, Pete.
20:43 Can you do anything that's not an excellent promo?
20:45 And can I have promos that aren't okay?
20:47 Is that possible?
20:48 Stop putting Natalia on the mic, Pete.
20:49 I've not booked her in weeks.
20:51 All right.
20:52 Bianca Belair is not happy with me.
20:54 I'm hoping this will improve her morale somewhat.
20:57 And then, big time main event, the return of Samoa Joe as well.
21:01 His first show back, interfering in this tables match between Edge and Brock Lesnar.
21:05 Edge is just your placement for, "We need a baby face here."
21:07 Exactly.
21:08 Edge wins.
21:09 Edge wins.
21:10 Courtesy of Joe, I assume.
21:11 Three-star main event.
21:12 That's fine, because that's got my peaks and troughs.
21:14 Not as good as your opener, though.
21:15 I know, but I wasn't expecting that, was I, Pete?
21:16 Yeah, but we're thoroughly in brute force.
21:18 The best team.
21:19 I mean, brute force, I think, is actually doing pretty good at the moment.
21:21 Okay.
21:22 Right, what happened?
21:23 So, got a bit of a-
21:24 Some cherry promos, eh?
21:25 Bit of a skeleton show for this week, because with Baze's injury, I now physically can't
21:33 give Charlotte a title match, even if I wanted to.
21:36 I wouldn't want to book the heel versus heel title match anyway, but even if I wanted to
21:40 and promised to give her the match that she wanted, I now physically can't do it.
21:43 So, that is also going to make Charlotte upset.
21:45 That's another person that's going to hate me after this week.
21:47 Yep.
21:48 Amazing.
21:49 Yeah.
21:50 You're going to be losing your stars, Pete.
21:51 I know, right.
21:52 Everyone's really hurt as well, in the 30s and 40s for stamina.
21:55 Is this because you've been doing my tactics?
21:57 I haven't!
21:58 I've been booking normal matches, and they're all hurting still.
22:01 I think you've been doing a lot of that.
22:03 It's frustrating, is what it is.
22:05 So, I've just booked a show.
22:09 It's a filler episode.
22:11 Where's your women's match, Pete?
22:13 Look.
22:14 Okay, so, Basil's out.
22:17 Yep.
22:18 Storm's hurting, under 40, so I couldn't do that.
22:22 Lynch is hurting, so I couldn't put her in a match.
22:25 And Charlotte has 58 popularity.
22:27 What happened to Charlotte Flair?
22:29 What the hell happened to Charlotte Flair?
22:30 What did you do to Charlotte Flair?
22:31 I don't know.
22:32 So, that's why she's in a self-promo this week.
22:34 She's been in a feud with Lynch, hasn't she?
22:36 I don't understand, Luke.
22:37 I don't know how this game works.
22:40 So, I've got her in a self-promo.
22:42 I've sent some people off to rest.
22:44 That's smart before you get to your pay-per-view.
22:46 Yeah, like Kofi Kingston, because he was on 40 stamina as well.
22:50 So, it's just a lot of hope.
22:51 Like, even Riddle, who's in this match.
22:53 He's on 42.
22:54 This was a week.
22:56 So, Bala versus Riddle.
22:57 And I also noted as well that both this feud and Tucker and Slapjack both already have a level 4 rivalry.
23:05 And yet, I've got them in singles matches on this show already.
23:08 So, I really hope people don't get bored of the feud before I can blow it off.
23:11 I didn't really have a choice.
23:13 I don't think people can get bored of Slapjack and Tucker.
23:16 Let's hope not.
23:17 Let's simulate.
23:18 Main event, Tucker-Slapjack.
23:20 Hell yeah.
23:21 Bala gets the win.
23:22 Bala gets the win there.
23:23 Lovely stuff.
23:24 Three-star opener.
23:25 Solid.
23:26 I'll be honest with you.
23:27 I don't think Walter versus Daivari is going to beat that.
23:28 No, I wouldn't expect so.
23:30 But we've got a self-promo from Charlotte.
23:32 Please.
23:33 Look at how popular.
23:34 What the hell happened?
23:35 Please give me a good promo, Charlotte.
23:37 It was good.
23:38 Good promo.
23:39 Three.
23:40 It's fine.
23:41 It's fine.
23:42 It's okay, mate.
23:43 It's all right.
23:44 I just want an excellent promo from Charlotte.
23:45 It grew.
23:46 Walter versus Daivari.
23:47 Straight normal match because Walter is also hurting a little bit.
23:49 Look at Daivari's stamina, mate.
23:51 Yeah, because he's never been booked.
23:53 Well, now it's time for him to show off.
23:55 It would be hilarious if he won.
23:57 Please don't.
23:58 Okay, Walter wins.
23:59 Good.
24:00 Good, good, good.
24:01 Two and a half star.
24:02 Mid.
24:03 Not bad.
24:04 That's okay.
24:05 It was three-star for your opener, wasn't it?
24:06 Yeah.
24:07 Yeah.
24:08 That's fine.
24:09 You're already there.
24:10 That's fine.
24:11 I'm just going to be there.
24:12 Same.
24:13 Yeah.
24:14 Giant versus Cruiser.
24:15 Look what it does for you.
24:16 Becky Lynch doing a charity promo.
24:17 Getting some fans in, hopefully.
24:18 Excellent promo.
24:19 5,000 fans.
24:20 I should have thought of doing one of those.
24:21 I've been focused so much on my rivalries.
24:22 I haven't done anything like that.
24:23 Same.
24:24 That's a good shout, Pete.
24:25 Yeah.
24:26 Lovely stuff.
24:27 Okay.
24:28 And it's Wrestler, so she's not in a match this week, which is great.
24:29 And then we've got the main event.
24:30 Tiger versus Slapjack.
24:31 Just a straight normal match in this one because they're also starting to get hurt.
24:32 I'm really struggling here.
24:33 Yeah.
24:34 But it's fine.
24:35 It's fine.
24:36 It's fine.
24:37 They're starting to get hurt.
24:38 I'm really struggling here.
24:39 Yeah.
24:40 Yeah.
24:41 But Tucker, Slapjack.
24:42 It hasn't grown the rivalry, so that's okay.
24:44 It can't.
24:45 It's at level four out of four, so it can't even get higher than that.
24:48 So.
24:49 Well, I hope it's.
24:52 Tucker gets the revenge.
24:53 Big, big tuck gets the win.
24:54 50/50 booking.
24:55 Four star main event.
24:56 Tucker and Slapjack.
24:57 Yes.
24:58 Everyone loves to see them.
24:59 Amazing.
25:00 What a show.
25:01 What a show.
25:02 That actually worked out quite well for you.
25:03 How have I pulled that out?
25:04 Look at that.
25:05 What a show.
25:06 What a show.
25:07 That is almost bang on the banana.
25:09 How do you get good booking?
25:10 Because my main event with the highlights of my show is it should be.
25:13 Fine.
25:14 Fine.
25:15 Fine.
25:16 That is absolutely fine.
25:17 That's all right.
25:18 That's all I wanted to raise was this week.
25:19 Great.
25:20 I thought that would have raised Joe Brock, but that's fine.
25:23 Oh, no, it's because they have raised up to three.
25:26 I did note that down.
25:27 So that's okay.
25:28 That's what I want.
25:29 That level three.
25:30 Yeah.
25:31 I got nada.
25:32 I got diddly dick on this one, which is fine because, you know, Ballariddle.
25:34 I really wanted Walter and Devira to start a feud.
25:36 I've done a callout promo and a match with them, and neither of them have kickstarted
25:39 a feud between them.
25:40 So I might just abandon the idea altogether.
25:42 You never know.
25:43 You're not as well made at this point.
25:44 Oh, God.
25:45 Okay, right.
25:46 So here we go.
25:47 Here's how do we do this week?
25:48 Raw.
25:49 Plus 56,000.
25:50 56,000.
25:51 Not bad at all.
25:52 Not bad at all.
25:53 That's pretty pleased with that.
25:54 Not bad at all.
25:55 You got a couple of notes in here.
25:56 Who the hell is Samara Ticross?
25:57 It was a one-sided beatdown.
25:58 It was a one-sided beatdown, yeah.
25:59 It was meant to be.
26:00 Edges are really great feel for tables matches.
26:01 Thank you, KingDestroyer.
26:02 Whoa, did you see Luke Owen stepping in to help Reckoning?
26:05 Samara Ticross looks furious.
26:07 Whoa, did you see Luke Owen stepping in to help Reckoning?
26:10 Keith Lee and Cena worked really well together as a tag team.
26:13 Huh.
26:14 Well, I didn't expect that.
26:15 Keith Lee, Cena, Mustafa Ali, Brute Force.
26:18 That's the tag team feud you want to see right there.
26:20 I might run with that once I finish this feud, to be honest.
26:22 Hot damn.
26:23 Samara J just blindsided Brock Lesnar.
26:25 Loved Raw.
26:26 Looking forward to next week.
26:27 Not the greatest match between Reckoning, Samara, and Ticross.
26:29 Yeah, I mean, I knew their class didn't suit, but I didn't have a...
26:31 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you needed something.
26:32 I needed a bruiser, I think.
26:33 You needed anything.
26:34 And so I just got a cruise.
26:35 That was the only option I had.
26:36 Yeah.
26:37 Bianca Belair nearly gave the crowd heatstroke blowing all that off.
26:40 Hot damn.
26:41 Good one, Reckoning.
26:42 That's my girl.
26:43 She's, um...
26:44 I picked her to be my next champion.
26:46 Hmm, interesting.
26:48 Samara isn't looking happy out there.
26:49 I wonder if something happened in the back.
26:51 Oh, I suppose I did run in, and yeah, that's fine.
26:54 Love this last one.
26:56 Can't believe I just lost money on Force breaking that losing streak.
27:00 Brute Force wins!
27:02 Nobody saw it coming!
27:03 Brute Force.
27:04 I mean...
27:05 Nice.
27:06 I'm glad he's doing well, because he may be getting a promo segment at the pay-per-view.
27:08 Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
27:09 Because I fell off the card.
27:11 Uh...
27:12 Veto star.
27:13 Stop vetoing my stars!
27:15 I need them!
27:16 That's fine, still ranked number two.
27:17 I'm fully expecting that.
27:18 Lovely.
27:19 A 1.687.
27:20 Not bad at all.
27:21 Okay, right.
27:22 Let's get over to Smackdown.
27:23 I'm basically just holding myself for the pay-per-view now.
27:25 So I go up plus 82,000!
27:27 Oh, wow!
27:28 Oh, sh*t!
27:29 Did you play a card or something?
27:30 Yes, I did, Luke!
27:31 Because I needed it so badly!
27:33 I haven't had any of those cards for ages!
27:36 It was a special promotion to retain most of my fans this week, because I was like,
27:39 "Well, I've got nothing going on this week, I need to retain my fans."
27:42 I was like, "I'm buying it."
27:43 Damn it!
27:44 That'll be fine.
27:45 Really could have done with one of those as well.
27:46 Oh, goodness me.
27:47 Okay, so, I've got money as well, that's great.
27:49 Like tonight's Smackdown.
27:50 Everything alright with Riddle?
27:51 Been looking frustrated.
27:53 Wonder if something happened in the back?
27:56 His morale is not good.
27:58 Is it not?
27:59 No, because he doesn't like me.
28:01 Becky and Charlotte had a rivalry going, and now nothing lately.
28:04 Because of, because of, I know!
28:05 Okay, I know!
28:07 Smackdown seems to be falling apart, yet you're pulling in loads of fans.
28:12 What the hell's going on?
28:13 I don't know what to tell you.
28:15 I've got stars, Luke.
28:16 I know Shayna Baszler is a fighter, that injury's not going to get in her way.
28:19 Damn right!
28:20 Riddle learns about consequences.
28:21 Shouldn't have tried that beatdown on Finn Balor the other week.
28:23 Too much of the same stuff on Smackdown.
28:25 Maybe throw in some tag matches.
28:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:28 Not a bad idea.
28:29 I don't have that many people, I'm sorry!
28:30 If only we could fight as well as you talk, Flair.
28:32 All bark and no bite.
28:33 Becky just killed it with that charity promo.
28:34 Charlotte Flair doing good work on the mic.
28:36 Tonight's Smackdown start is strong, and end is strong.
28:38 I liked it.
28:39 Great.
28:40 Is his name Cancer?
28:41 Oh, Concert Striker.
28:43 It does look like it, though, doesn't it?
28:50 It does look like it from here.
28:51 It looks like it says "Cancer Striker RU" and I was like, "Whoa!"
28:55 What?
28:56 Okay, great.
28:57 Wrecking one, I didn't do my commissioner goal.
29:00 I think you've got a fairly sizable lead on me now.
29:04 I think I do.
29:05 I can't remember what my commissioner goal was.
29:06 I just remember looking at it and going, "Nope."
29:08 So I can't remember what it was.
29:09 I keep doing all my commissioner goals.
29:11 Yeah.
29:12 Okay.
29:13 I think it was something to do with Becky.
29:14 Make sure Becky Lynch has a match.
29:16 I was like, "Nope, she's hurting.
29:18 She's doing a promo.
29:19 Sorry."
29:20 They really are just sort of like, "Go on.
29:22 Put Becky Lynch in a match."
29:24 She might get injured.
29:25 Do it anyway.
29:26 But.
29:27 Yeah, look at that.
29:28 1.763.
29:29 You are nearly ahead of me.
29:30 80,000.
29:31 80,000.
29:32 That's fascinating.
29:33 Almost 100,000 fans ahead of me.
29:35 I spent a fair bit of money on that one, though, buying a couple of power cards.
29:37 I bought a health power card as well.
29:40 So I spent a fair bit of money on power cards on that one just to try and maintain that
29:43 fan average.
29:44 So you've got a lot more money than I have now.
29:45 Yeah, but even so, Pete, I need a big pay-per-view here.
29:48 You do.
29:49 And I have.
29:50 I think I've got a big pay-per-view coming up.
29:52 Probably do.
29:53 Because I think if all goes to plan, every one of my feuds will conclude at the pay-per-view.
29:57 That's massive.
29:58 That should be.
29:59 Is it five matches you're going to book the pay-per-view?
30:01 Four.
30:02 Oh, f***.
30:03 I've got five feuds running at the moment.
30:04 Same.
30:05 Yeah, so maybe sooner or later I'm going to get bumped.
30:07 Sorry, lads.
30:09 Love to see it, though.
30:10 Yeah, that's pretty good.
30:11 Pretty good, Pete.
30:12 Well done, you, mate.
30:13 Another week, another victory, but for how long?
30:15 Number one.
30:16 I'm still holding on.
30:17 I'm holding on.
30:18 Number one.
30:19 Still going.
30:20 Everything is falling into place for me.
30:23 The grivalries are rowing.
30:25 And soon at TLC, Extreme Rules, Turning Point, everything should be coming up Milhouse.
30:36 That's all we've got time for on this edition of the Monday Night War.
30:42 Tune in next week.
30:43 It's the go-home show before the next pay-per-view, which is...
30:48 TLC.
30:50 Extreme Rules.
30:51 Double or nothing.
30:53 I keep forgetting what pay-per-view it is.
30:56 We don't know how this game works.
30:57 This episode has been sponsored by WWE2K22.
31:00 Make sure to get your copy of the game by pressing the link in the video description,
31:03 which helps support 2K and also us here at PartsFunKnown.
31:07 We'll see you in seven days' time.
31:09 I have been Luke Owen, DAD, representing Monday Night War.
31:12 I did it again.
31:13 Monday Night War.
31:15 I've been Shopper P. Quiddell, representing Monday Night Smackdown.
31:19 And that's been the Monday Night Raw.
31:20 I did it, oh my god, come on.
31:22 I thought that was intentional.
31:24 That's been the Monday Night Raw.
31:25 Jam that jam, etc.
31:27 War.
31:28 [outro music]

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