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00:00 ( thunder )
00:02 ( whistle )
00:03 That holiday flight comes to you
00:05 courtesy of the Calaboose Cal Tripi-Cat,
00:07 the handy-dandy little 15-foot-long foot
00:10 for the puss you love to boot.
00:12 ( whistle )
00:13 ( thunder )
00:14 ( whistle )
00:15 ( music playing )
00:18 ( thunder )
00:20 Yes, friends, this time it's the Calaboose Cal
00:22 heat-seeking mouse missile.
00:24 He ducks.
00:25 He dodges.
00:26 He turns.
00:27 He squirms.
00:28 But no way, Jose,
00:30 as the mouse missile follows his every move,
00:32 homing in on his body heat.
00:34 The harder he runs, the hotter he gets,
00:36 and the hotter he gets, the hotter it gets for him.
00:38 We're talking hot here, friends.
00:40 Whoo!
00:41 Hot on his tail, hot on the tracks,
00:43 hot for tea, hot time in the old town tonight.
00:46 Hot!
00:47 ( explosion )
00:48 ( music playing )
00:51 Mmm, that's so hot, friends.
00:54 ( music playing )
00:56 ( explosion )
00:58 ( music playing )
01:01 ( explosion )
01:03 Yes, friends, it's the Calaboose Cal inflatable brick wall.
01:06 How does he do it?
01:07 With Cal, there's nothing to it.
01:09 ( explosion )
01:10 Just another high-tech marvel of mouse-catching magic
01:12 from the Calaboose Cal Mouse Rusting Company
01:14 of Costa Mesa, California.
01:16 ( explosion )
01:17 ( music playing )
01:20 ( music playing )
01:22 ( explosion )
01:24 ( train whistle blowing )
01:27 Yes, friends, it's the Calaboose Cal
01:29 Mouse-Catching Express and Lazy Tom Cat Limited.
01:31 You catch a mouse, you catch a cat,
01:33 and you catch a train all the same time.
01:35 Amazing, you say, sensational, you say, but where, you ask?
01:38 Does Cal get off with a train in the house?
01:40 Cal gets off right here!
01:42 ( explosion )
01:44 Well, all's well that ends well.
01:47 ( music playing )
01:50 ( explosion )
01:51 ( train whistle blowing )
01:54 ( train whistle blowing )
01:57 ( explosion )
01:59 ( applause )
02:01 Really, friends, that's just dumb.
02:03 Well, you do something dumb, you get something dumb.
02:05 ( music playing )
02:08 ( explosion )
02:09 ( music playing )
02:12 ( grunts )
02:13 ( music playing )
02:15 ( explosion )
02:16 ( music playing )
02:18 ( explosion )
02:20 ( grunts )
02:22 ( explosion )
02:25 ( music playing )
02:28 Oh, the mouse wants to play rough?
02:30 ( music playing )
02:32 Well, Cal's had enough.
02:34 ( music playing )
02:35 You win some, you lose some.
02:37 ( music playing )
02:38 Somebody wins, somebody loses.
02:40 We're that somebody, and that sums it up.
02:42 He's in, we're out.
02:44 That's the bottom line, the big finish, the old finito.
02:47 But who cares? Do you care?
02:49 I don't care, nobody cares.
02:51 After all, tomorrow's another day,
02:52 and tomorrow night's another night.
02:54 Am I right, or am I right?
02:56 Let the lady of the house catch the mouse.
02:58 Right, pal?