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JOY RIDE Trailer (2023) Stephanie Hsu, Ashley Park, Produced by Seth Rogen
Transcript
00:00 [AUDIO OUT]
00:03 Best friends trip.
00:05 This is going to be iconic.
00:06 Do it like that.
00:08 You do understand this is a work trip for me.
00:10 Audrey, I got you.
00:11 Look at me.
00:12 You're thinking about a dick.
00:13 Damn it, you're right.
00:14 Look at me, look at me, look at me now.
00:16 I love a grand adventure.
00:18 I heard that if you keep up with Chinese businessmen,
00:20 they respect you more.
00:21 [GASPING]
00:23 Listen up, listen up, listen up.
00:25 Fuck.
00:26 Oh my god, you're a drug dealer?
00:27 You going to plug or are you going to play?
00:28 Is this a condom?
00:29 You look like you've had a lot of things in your asshole.
00:31 Not a lot of things, just one thing,
00:33 but maybe different varieties of that one thing.
00:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:35 Look at me, look at me, look at me go.
00:36 Stick your hand up there like a claw machine,
00:39 trying to get the stuffed bear.
00:40 OK.
00:41 Get that bear.
00:42 I'm getting the bear.
00:43 [GRUNTING]
00:44 So powerful.
00:46 If you do not know where you come from,
00:48 how do you know who you are?
00:49 I'm just a garbage American who only speaks English.
00:52 And a little golem.
00:53 My precious little filthy orbituses.
00:58 Do you guys have that here?
00:59 Yeah, we have.
01:01 It's all over the world.
01:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:03 Y'all calling me crazy.
01:04 Let's just be adults.
01:05 Are you horny?
01:07 Sex isn't shameful.
01:08 It's beautiful.
01:09 Like the noises.
01:10 Ow.
01:11 Oh.
01:12 [SLURPING]
01:13 [GURGLING]
01:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:15 You're crazy.
01:16 Man.
01:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:18 Ow.
01:19 Look at me.
01:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:22 Show them.
01:24 There's some whores in this house.
01:26 There's some whores in this house.
01:27 There's some whores.
01:30 There's some whores in this--
01:31 Crazy, got a boy crazy.
01:32 What did he say?
01:32 I'm not racist.
01:33 You don't like boba, and you never fucked an Asian guy.
01:36 Damn, still?
01:37 When I masturbate, I sometimes fantasize about Splinter.
01:39 He's Asian.
01:40 He's a rat.
01:41 He's a good father.
01:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:46 [GURGLING]
01:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:58 [BLANK_AUDIO]