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00:00 [Music]
00:24 Anyone can now enter the lucrative field of animated cartoons with a new Tom and Jerry cartoon kit.
00:30 This kit contains everything needed for quiet, sophisticated humor.
00:34 One mean, stupid cat.
00:36 One sweet, lovable mouse.
00:39 And a sordid, deadly weapon.
00:42 The coffee and cigarettes are for the cartoonists.
00:47 Just follow the simple instructions.
00:49 First, put the sweet, lovable mouse into a simple situation expressing a natural human need.
00:55 Such as eating a slice of watermelon contained in our kit.
00:58 The result may not make sense, but it will last long enough for you to be comfortably seated before the feature begins.
01:05 [Machine sounds]
01:10 [Music]
01:22 [Music]
01:37 [Music]
01:50 [Knocking]
02:00 [Music]
02:15 [Machine sounds]
02:25 [Music]
02:36 [Gunshots]
02:51 [Snoring]
02:53 [Music]
03:11 [Clapping]
03:13 [Bell tolls]
03:20 [Music]
03:30 [Machine sounds]
03:32 [Gunshots]
03:34 [Music]
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03:44 [Music]
03:51 [Gunshots]
03:53 [Music]
03:59 [Machine sounds]
04:01 [Music]
04:04 [Gunshots]
04:06 [Music]
04:09 [Bell tolls]
04:11 [Music]
04:40 [Gunshot]
04:42 [Music]
04:46 [Machine sounds]
04:48 [Bell tolls]
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05:03 [Music]
05:09 [Gunshot]
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05:17 [Gunshot]
05:18 [Music]
05:32 [Gunshot]
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05:37 [Music]
05:40 [Gunshot]
05:42 [Music]
05:51 [Gunshot]
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06:00 [Music]
06:08 [Gunshot]
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06:17 [Gunshot]
06:18 [Music]
06:19 [Gunshot]
06:20 Our next film will be for the kiddies and will demonstrate a new poison gas.
06:26 [Music]
06:29 Thank you and good night.
06:31 [Music]
06:33 [Gunshot]
06:34 [Music]
06:36 And if you can't bring in that marauding mouse sheriff,
06:41 then you'd better dang well get someone who can.
06:47 Hey, ging, that's just what I'm a gonna do.
06:52 I'm a getting the fastest trap in the west.
06:57 [Music]
07:01 [Gunshot]
07:03 [Music]
07:05 [Gunshot]
07:07 [Music]
07:36 [Music]
07:43 [Gunshot]
07:44 [Music]
07:46 [Gunshot]
07:47 [Music]
07:54 Drop it you thieving vipers.
07:57 [Gunshot]
07:58 [Music]
08:04 [Music]
08:20 And if you can't bring in that marauding mouse sheriff,
08:25 then you'd better dang well get someone who can.
08:31 Hey, ging, that's just what I'm a gonna do.
08:36 I'm a getting the fastest trap in the west.
08:41 [Music]
08:48 [Birds chirping]
08:59 [Music]
09:04 [Gunshot]
09:05 [Music]
09:28 [Music]
09:30 [Gunshot]
09:31 [Music]
09:35 Quit wasting time and get that mouse.
09:41 [Music]
10:10 [Gunshots]
10:15 [Music]
10:19 [Gunshots]
10:25 [Music]
10:33 [Music]
10:42 [Gunshots]
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10:52 [Music]
10:59 [Music]
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11:14 [Gunshots]
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11:28 [Gunshot]
11:33 [Music]
11:35 [Giggling]
11:38 [Music]
11:48 [Squeal]
11:49 [Music]
12:09 [Music]
12:15 [Gunshot]
12:16 [Music]
12:22 [Groan]
12:23 [Music]
12:25 [Growl]
12:27 [Music]
12:37 [Growl]
12:38 [Music]
12:42 [Gunshot]
12:44 [Music]
12:46 [Squeal]
12:47 [Music]
12:56 [Squeal]
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13:03 [Gunshot]
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13:08 [Gunshot]
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13:20 [Gunshot]
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13:26 [Gunshot]
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13:37 [Music]
13:40 [Growl]
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13:45 [Gunshot]
13:46 [Music]
13:55 [Growl]
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14:01 [Squeal]
14:02 [Music]