Frasier 1x02 - Frasier's New Dining Room Table - Freddy (Jack Cutmore-Scott) surprises Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) with a new dining room table for their apartment that doesn't quite match Frasier's refined aesthetic.
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00:00 -Smells great in here. -Oh, I made dinner.
00:02 Here, have a drink. -Thank you.
00:04 [ Glasses clink ]
00:06 [ Laughter ]
00:09 I brought a dining table. -Yeah.
00:11 Well, you said you wanted my help picking one out.
00:13 -Yes, but -- -And you also said that if I found something
00:15 that didn't clearly go in my bedroom,
00:18 you would welcome it.
00:20 [ Laughter ]
00:22 -I did, in fact, say that.
00:25 It appears to have an electrical cord.
00:28 [ Laughter ]
00:32 -Plug it in.
00:33 [ Laughter ]
00:35 [ Applause ]
00:37 [ Laughter ]
00:39 [ Electricity crackles ]
00:41 [ Laughter ]
00:43 [ Laughter ]
00:45 [ Electricity crackles ]
00:47 -It's an air hockey table!
00:49 [ Applause ]
00:50 -Biologic, you think it doubles as a dining room table?
00:53 -Oh, yeah, sure. It's space-saving.
00:55 I mean, we need an air hockey table.
00:57 -Indeed.
00:58 -And we also need a dining table.
01:00 So, you know, two for one.
01:02 Don't you love the colors?
01:03 [ Laughter ]
01:04 -Which ones?
01:06 It appears to have all of them.
01:07 [ Laughter ]
01:10 -Oh, Dad, please.
01:13 Use a puck.
01:14 [ Laughter ]
01:16 [ Applause ]
01:18 -Whoo!
01:19 Whoo!
01:22 Pass the salt, please.
01:25 -Nothing will make me happier.
01:27 [ Laughter ]
01:29 [ Applause ]
01:31 [ Laughter ]
01:33 [ Applause ]
01:35 [ Cheers and applause ]
01:37 [ Applause ]
01:39 [ Applause ]
01:41 -Mm.
01:43 You're right. This could use some salt.
01:45 Would you --
01:46 [ Laughter ]
01:48 [ Thud ]
01:52 [ Laughter ]
01:54 [ Laughter ]
01:56 -Rennie, this is all starting to feel a bit passive-aggressive.
02:00 If you're trying to make a point, I wish you would just make it.
02:03 -Okay.
02:04 [ Laughter ]
02:06 [ Applause ]
02:11 -I'm assuming that this is revenge
02:13 for not wanting your weight bench in the living room.
02:15 -Or any of my things.
02:16 -Only because, happily, I can provide you
02:18 with some nicer things.
02:20 -To you? They're nicer? I like my things.
02:22 -Well, it's just that they're a bit, um...
02:24 -Embarrassing. -No!
02:26 No, no, they're not embarrassing.
02:27 -You don't want someone walking into your apartment
02:30 seeing my stupid garish things.
02:32 You find them embarrassing.
02:34 In fact, I'm not so sure you don't find me embarrassing.
02:36 -Oh, that is absolutely ludicrous.
02:38 It's just that I believe that my Lenz Austrian Art Nouveau
02:41 iridescent glass vase might clash ever so slightly
02:44 with your box of dirt.
02:45 [ Laughter ]
02:47 -That box of dirt is from Fenway 2013.
02:50 The socks were in that dirt!
02:52 -I want to understand why that's important.
02:55 [ Laughter ]
02:57 But to me, it just sounds like a laundry problem.
03:00 [ Laughter ]
03:01 -David Ortiz made MVP of the World Series in that dirt.
03:05 Big poppy.
03:06 -Well, good for him.
03:09 Big Sonny.
03:10 [ Laughter ]
03:12 What? Where are you going?
03:14 -To the bar. I'm gonna meet some friends.
03:16 And when I get back, I think I should move back in with Eve.
03:19 I mean, you like the idea of us living together and bonding,
03:22 but you obviously don't want me here.
03:24 -Of course I do.
03:25 Freddie.
03:26 [ Buzzer ]
03:27 -And that's the end of the period!
03:29 [ Laughter ]
03:32 [ Laughter ]
03:34 [ Buzzer ]
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