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00:00 (birds chirping)
00:02 (soft music)
00:05 - This is a story of a young girl named Alice
00:12 who lived in a pretty neighborhood near a big park.
00:15 Alice had an older sister
00:17 and they would often go to the park
00:18 to spend the day together.
00:20 (yawns)
00:22 - For a minute there, I thought I would fall asleep.
00:25 Do you ever get tired of reading books
00:28 that don't have any pictures?
00:30 - Oh, not at all.
00:31 I get to use my imagination.
00:33 - I think I would fall asleep
00:35 not having pictures in my books.
00:37 - You can fall asleep doing anything, Alice.
00:39 I think you enjoy dreaming.
00:41 - I think you're right.
00:42 (both laughing)
00:45 (sighs)
00:45 I can't seem to wake up today though.
00:48 I need to go for a walk or something.
00:51 Huh?
00:51 (panting)
00:54 What a funny bunny.
00:56 - I'm late, I am really late.
00:58 I'm late, I'm late.
00:59 - I wonder where he's going.
01:01 (panting)
01:03 Oh!
01:13 Where did he go?
01:16 I don't see him anymore.
01:18 That's strange.
01:25 (screams)
01:27 (screams)
01:29 Oh, oh.
01:33 Clear orange juice.
01:38 Oh, it's empty.
01:39 (screams)
01:43 I sure hope this stops soon
01:45 or I'll be on the other side of the world.
01:48 (screams)
01:50 I wonder if the bunny's down here.
01:57 (panting)
01:59 I can catch him now.
02:03 (panting)
02:05 Oh, what's this?
02:15 This must be someone's house.
02:22 But where did the rabbit go?
02:24 He probably went behind one of these doors.
02:27 I guess I'll have to try and guess which one he used.
02:29 No, this one's locked.
02:34 Not even one of them opens.
02:42 They're all locked.
02:44 I don't remember seeing that table there before.
02:50 Maybe this is the key that opens one of the doors.
02:54 Not this one.
02:58 Oh, frustrating.
03:06 This doesn't fit any of the doors.
03:09 Oh, I wonder what's behind that curtain.
03:12 (laughs)
03:16 The key must fit this one.
03:19 (keys jingling)
03:21 (gasps)
03:22 It opened it.
03:23 (door creaks)
03:26 (gasps)
03:28 A beautiful garden.
03:30 (door creaks)
03:32 I am way too big to fit through that little door.
03:38 This key wasn't much use.
03:40 (door creaks)
03:43 There's something on the table.
03:46 I wonder what this is.
03:48 It just says, "Drink me."
03:52 I don't know if I should drink it.
03:55 I don't know what's in it at all.
03:57 It smells like orange juice.
04:01 It must be okay.
04:02 Huh?
04:06 (door creaks)
04:08 (screams)
04:09 Everything is getting bigger.
04:12 I think something really strange is going on.
04:16 (gasps)
04:18 Actually, I'm the one who's gotten smaller.
04:21 Oh!
04:23 What's that on the floor?
04:24 A fan and a pair of gloves.
04:30 I think the bunny must have dropped it while he was running.
04:33 I can give them back to him once I get out of here.
04:38 (grunts)
04:40 It's locked again.
04:41 I have to use the key.
04:43 Oh my goodness.
04:46 I forgot it on the table.
04:48 I'll have to climb up there.
04:53 (grunts)
04:55 (screams)
05:13 It's no use.
05:15 I can't get up to reach the key again.
05:18 And now I'm too small to go anywhere at all.
05:21 I won't be able to go home.
05:23 (cries)
05:25 - Alice cried so much that the room started filling up
05:32 with all the water from her tears.
05:34 (cries)
05:37 (screams)
05:39 Finally, there was so much water that the door burst open.
05:55 (screams)
05:57 (screams)
06:04 (cries)
06:06 - Where did this river come from?
06:17 - I think that young lady there cried it all out.
06:20 - Oh, hi, my name's Alice.
06:23 - Hello Alice.
06:24 Your little storm of tears was quite refreshing I must say.
06:28 - Speak for yourself.
06:29 How are we all supposed to get dry?
06:32 - We could sit in the sun.
06:34 - That's boring.
06:36 Let's have a race around the big tree.
06:38 - Good idea, Mouse.
06:40 The wind will dry us off.
06:41 - Ready, set, go.
06:43 - Wait for me.
06:44 I want to run with you.
06:46 (panting)
06:48 - I'll bet I get dry before everyone else.
06:55 - Ha, not if I pass you first.
06:57 (panting)
06:59 (upbeat music)
07:02 - Okay, I'm dry.
07:09 How's everybody else?
07:11 - I'm all dry.
07:12 Did I win the race?
07:13 - No, nobody wins the tree races.
07:16 - What?
07:16 But what's the point of doing it then?
07:19 - It's just for pure, good, old fashioned fun.
07:21 - It's not a real race then.
07:23 Maybe you should try calling it something else, Mouse.
07:26 Oh, Mr. Rabbit.
07:28 - Oh dear, I've got to find my fan and gloves.
07:31 If I don't, the queen's going to be upset.
07:34 Maybe I forgot them in my house.
07:36 Oh, I'm always late.
07:38 - Mr. Rabbit, come back.
07:40 I have your things here with me now.
07:42 Wait, Mr. Rabbit.
07:44 (panting)
07:47 Now where is he?
07:55 (spooky music)
07:58 I don't believe this.
08:01 That running rabbit has disappeared on me again.
08:05 There's another bottle.
08:07 I wonder what's in it.
08:10 This one smells yummy, like green apples.
08:15 But maybe I shouldn't try this one.
08:17 I don't know what might happen.
08:20 But it smells so delicious.
08:22 Just a taste.
08:23 Oh, it's sweet.
08:26 (screaming)
08:28 I'm stuck.
08:34 Maybe if I take another sip, I'll be--
08:37 (soft music)
08:39 - This is the story of a young girl named Alice
08:49 who lived in a pretty neighborhood near a big park.
08:52 Alice had an older sister
08:54 and they would often go to the park
08:56 to spend the day together.
08:58 (yawning)
08:59 - For a minute there, I thought I would fall asleep.
09:03 Do you ever get tired of reading books
09:05 that don't have any pictures?
09:07 - Oh, not at all.
09:08 I get to use my imagination.
09:10 - I think I would fall asleep
09:12 not having pictures in my books.
09:14 - You can fall asleep doing anything, Alice.
09:16 I think you enjoy dreaming.
09:18 - I think you're right.
09:19 (laughing)
09:22 - My cat seemed to wake up today, though.
09:25 I need to go for a walk or something.
09:28 Huh?
09:29 (panting)
09:31 What a funny bunny.
09:33 - I'm late, I am really late.
09:35 I'm late, I'm late.
09:36 - I wonder where he's going.
09:38 (panting)
09:40 Oh.
09:51 Where did he go?
09:52 I don't see him anymore.
09:55 That's strange.
10:01 (screaming)
10:04 Clear orange juice?
10:15 Oh, it's empty.
10:16 (screaming)
10:20 I sure hope this stops soon
10:22 or I'll be on the other side of the world.
10:24 (screaming)
10:27 I wonder if the bunny's down here.
10:33 I can catch him now.
10:50 Huh, what's this?
10:51 This must be someone's house.
10:58 But where did the rabbit go?
11:00 He probably went behind one of these doors.
11:03 I guess I'll have to try and guess which one he used.
11:07 No, this one's locked.
11:11 Not even one of them opens.
11:19 They're all locked.
11:20 Oh, I don't remember seeing that table there before.
11:24 Maybe this is the key that opens one of the doors.
11:31 Not this one.
11:34 Oh, frustrating.
11:42 This doesn't fit any of the doors.
11:45 Oh, I wonder what's behind that curtain.
11:49 (laughing)
11:51 The key must fit this one.
11:55 It opened it.
11:59 A beautiful garden.
12:05 I am way too big to fit through that little door.
12:14 This key wasn't much use.
12:17 (snoring)
12:20 There's something on the table.
12:23 I wonder what this is.
12:25 It just says drink me.
12:28 I don't know if I should drink it.
12:31 I don't know what's in it at all.
12:34 It smells like orange juice.
12:37 It must be okay.
12:38 Huh?
12:42 (screaming)
12:46 Something is getting bigger.
12:49 I think something really strange is going on.
12:53 (panting)
12:54 Actually, I'm the one who's gotten smaller.
12:57 Oh, what's that on the floor?
13:00 A fan and a pair of gloves.
13:07 I think the bunny must have dropped it while he was running.
13:11 I can give them back to him once I get out of here.
13:16 It's locked again.
13:17 I have to use the key.
13:19 Oh my goodness, I forgot it on the table.
13:24 I'll have to climb up there.
13:30 (grunting)
13:33 (grunting)
13:36 (screaming)
13:49 It's no use.
13:51 I can't get up to reach the key again.
13:54 And now I'm too small to go anywhere at all.
13:57 I won't be able to go home.
13:59 (crying)
14:02 - Alice cried so much that the room started filling up
14:06 with all the water from her tears.
14:09 (crying)
14:11 Finally, there was so much water
14:28 that the door burst open.
14:30 (screaming)
14:33 (water splashing)
14:36 (screaming)
14:39 - Oh, where did this river come from?
14:52 - I think that young lady there cried it all out.
14:56 - Oh, hi, my name's Alice.
14:58 - Hello, Alice.
15:00 Your little storm of tears was quite refreshing, I must say.
15:03 - Speak for yourself.
15:05 How are we all supposed to get dry?
15:08 - We could sit in the sun.
15:10 - That's boring.
15:11 Let's have a race around the big tree.
15:14 - Good idea, Mouse.
15:15 The wind will dry us off.
15:16 - Ready, set, go.
15:18 - Wait for me.
15:20 I want to run with you.
15:22 (grunting)
15:24 (water splashing)
15:27 - I'll bet I get dry before everyone else.
15:31 - Ha, not if I pass you first.
15:34 (grunting)
15:36 - Okay, I'm dry.
15:46 How's everybody else?
15:47 - I'm all dry.
15:48 Did I win the race?
15:50 - No, nobody wins the tree races.
15:52 - What?
15:53 What's the point of doing it then?
15:55 - It's just for pure, good, old-fashioned fun.
15:57 - It's not a real race then.
15:59 Maybe you should try calling it something else, Mouse.
16:02 - Oh, Mr. Rabbit.
16:03 - Oh dear, I've got to find my fan and gloves.
16:07 If I don't, the queen's going to be upset.
16:10 Maybe I forgot them in my house.
16:12 Oh, I'm always late.
16:14 - Mr. Rabbit, come back.
16:16 I have your things here with me now.
16:18 Wait, Mr. Rabbit.
16:20 - Rabbit!
16:21 Now where is he?
16:32 I don't believe this.
16:37 That running rabbit has disappeared on me again.
16:41 There's another bottle.
16:43 I wonder what's in it.
16:48 This one smells yummy, like green apples.
16:51 But maybe I shouldn't try this one.
16:54 I don't know what might happen.
16:56 But it smells so delicious.
16:58 Just a taste.
16:59 Oh, it's sweet.
17:01 I'm stuck!
17:10 Maybe if I take another sip, I'll be--
17:12 - Luckily for Alice, she was right.
17:14 She managed to reach the bottle and become small again.
17:17 But then she decided to get away
17:19 before the owner of the house came home and got mad.
17:22 - That's far enough.
17:23 I've been running for a pretty long time.
17:26 - Too much running could be bad for you.
17:29 - Oh, hello.
17:34 How are you?
17:36 - I was about to ask you that.
17:38 - I couldn't tell you.
17:39 - What do you mean you couldn't tell me?
17:42 How could you not tell me?
17:44 - It's hard to explain.
17:46 I fell down from a rabbit hole,
17:47 and since then I've been changing nonstop.
17:50 - You say you've been changing nonstop?
17:52 You mean like changing your clothes?
17:55 - No, I mean changing sizes.
17:57 First I was small, then big,
17:58 and now I'm small again and I don't know where I am.
18:01 I just wanna go back home now.
18:04 - Well, I'm afraid I can't help you there.
18:06 I don't know where you came from.
18:09 - Thanks anyway.
18:09 - Now hold on.
18:10 Don't be in such a rush.
18:12 I didn't say I couldn't help you at all.
18:14 - If you'll help me, I would be really grateful.
18:17 I'm starting to be homesick.
18:18 - Well, I wonder why you came down to Wonderland
18:21 in the first place.
18:22 If you're so lonely, perhaps you just shouldn't travel, huh?
18:26 - But it's not my fault.
18:28 I fell down a hole that opened in the ground.
18:30 - Yeah, that's what everybody says
18:32 once they get here and can't find the way home.
18:34 If you really wanna go home,
18:36 you have to taste a little of that mushroom there.
18:39 - Really, why?
18:41 - Well, because that mushroom
18:43 is like all those potions.
18:45 It'll make you change sizes if you want.
18:47 The right side is for big and the left side is for small.
18:50 - Mushrooms are round.
18:52 How am I supposed to figure out which side is which?
18:55 - Your guess is as good as mine.
18:58 No one's ever been willing to try.
19:00 They all end up staying here.
19:01 - Well, you're not much help, but I am not staying here.
19:05 I'm willing to give it a try.
19:12 - Oh, I can feel my neck grow.
19:15 (screaming)
19:17 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:21 (screaming)
19:25 - I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to frighten you.
19:30 My neck just took off on me with no warning.
19:33 - Well, go away before I cut your little nose.
19:35 - Where's that mushroom?
19:39 - Oh, oh, that's better.
19:41 I felt like a giraffe.
19:44 - I thought it looked very attractive on you.
19:47 - That's only because you're a caterpillar.
19:50 It was awful.
19:51 - Well, at least you got to try something new and exciting.
19:54 - Yes, well, goodbye.
19:56 - Some folks are so serious,
19:58 they have absolutely no sense of humor at all.
20:01 (blowing)
20:03 - Silly caterpillar, this place is stranger
20:06 than anything I could have dreamed of.
20:08 - Well, maybe you should dream more.
20:11 - Huh?
20:12 Hello, I don't belong here.
20:15 Would you be able to help me by any chance?
20:18 - Perhaps, it all depends on what you're looking for.
20:22 - I would like to find the way out.
20:25 - Then does it matter where the way out leads you?
20:30 - I just want to go back home if possible.
20:33 - Well, anything's possible
20:35 when you put your mind to it, you know.
20:38 You just have to believe and it will happen.
20:41 - Is this some kind of riddle?
20:42 - Not at all, my dear.
20:44 What you see is what you get around here.
20:46 Just keep that in mind.
20:48 - I will, thank you very much.
20:51 - And by the way, if you go through to the clearing,
20:54 you'll find a Mad Hatter and a March Hare having their tea.
20:58 They'd probably help you out.
20:59 They spend all day just making things up.
21:03 (laughing)
21:06 I wonder how he turns himself invisible.
21:09 A tea party in a clearing with a Hatter and a Hare.
21:17 I guess that's not so unusual for this place anyway.
21:20 But I'll be showing up for it empty-handed.
21:23 I hope they won't think that I'm rude.
21:25 - Oh, oh.
21:32 - Hello.
21:36 - Hello, welcome to our tea party.
21:39 - Thank you.
21:41 You wouldn't happen to know the owner
21:43 of these gloves and this fan, would you?
21:45 - That's a very good question,
21:47 but I'm afraid I can't answer you.
21:49 - Why, don't you know him, sir?
21:51 - I might know him and I might not.
21:54 It all depends on how you see things.
21:55 Right, Mr. March Hare?
21:57 - He dropped these in the place with all the doors
22:02 and I want to return them.
22:03 - Then how come you're holding them?
22:05 - He disappeared just before the house broke.
22:08 - This is too much for me.
22:10 I'm about to blow my lid.
22:12 My hat's in full bloom, just in time too.
22:16 - Oh, you mean we're having tea now?
22:20 - Sure, don't you know what tea parties are for?
22:23 - Oh, of course I know what they're for.
22:26 - Good, that makes you one of us then.
22:28 I hope this isn't too strong for you there, Missy.
22:31 Drink up.
22:34 - There's nothing in my teacup.
22:35 - What do you mean?
22:36 I just filled it with piping hot tea.
22:39 - Are you making fun of me now?
22:41 - No, oh, here, have a biscuit.
22:43 You'll feel better.
22:44 - Your basket is empty too, sir.
22:48 - I bake these this morning.
22:50 You should probably get your eyes checked.
22:52 - I have perfect vision.
22:54 - Then why can't you see things my way?
22:56 I'm going to blow my lid off again.
22:59 - It's better when you make flowers pop out.
23:04 - Thanks for the tea, even if it didn't exist.
23:07 - What a strange little person.
23:11 I hope we see her soon.
23:13 - I've never met anyone
23:19 who served imaginary tea and biscuits before.
23:22 Oh, there's a castle.
23:24 It looks like one from my picture books.
23:30 It's beautiful.
23:33 - Are we almost finished?
23:34 - Not quite, keep painting.
23:36 - There are some people over there.
23:38 - Why didn't we just plant red roses in the first place?
23:45 - We were supposed to, but someone used the wrong seeds.
23:48 - Don't look at me, Five.
23:49 - Oh, why are you painting the rose bushes?
23:52 - We're hoping to paint them
23:53 before the queen gets here for a visit.
23:55 - We were supposed to plant red rose bushes,
23:57 but we made a mistake.
23:59 - And if we don't paint all of them
24:00 before her majesty arrives, we'll be in big trouble.
24:04 - Oh my goodness, that's strict.
24:07 - She's coming, everybody bow.
24:10 - Should I bow too?
24:11 - What are these pots of paint doing here?
24:17 - I am unable to tell you that, your majesty.
24:20 - Nobody withholds information from me, young lady.
24:23 Quickly, off with her head now.
24:25 - Oh, there's no need to yell.
24:27 - I'll yell if I want to, this is my kingdom.
24:30 - Now, now, Queenie dear, she's just a frightened child.
24:34 - Get up, please, I have a few questions.
24:36 Why aren't there any flowers in the castle yet?
24:43 Those bushes have white buds on them.
24:54 I know I specifically asked you
24:56 to plant red rose bushes this time.
24:58 - Yes, your majesty, you did.
25:00 - And you were trying to fool me by painting them all red.
25:07 Quickly, off with their heads.
25:08 - No, please, we're sorry.
25:10 - Stay behind me, I'll protect you.
25:11 I won't let anybody hurt you because of some rose bushes.
25:14 - What are you waiting for, go after them.
25:16 - Right.
25:17 - Everybody run.
25:19 - Come back here.
25:20 - Hurry, hurry.
25:22 - Come on, cards, we can catch them.
25:24 - Come on, you guys, hurry.
25:28 - Stay with me, come on.
25:29 Here we go, let's go, run.
25:32 Come on.
25:33 - They went back that way, Jack.
25:39 - Right.
25:39 - Okay, they're gone.
25:43 - What happened?
25:46 Where are they?
25:47 - Your majesty, I believe that we were tricked
25:49 by the young lady.
25:51 - I did trick him.
25:52 - What is this?
25:55 What exactly do you think you are doing?
25:57 - Protecting them.
25:58 It seems like your favorite thing to say
26:00 is off with their heads.
26:01 It's not nice.
26:02 - Well, I'm the queen and I do whatever I want to
26:05 around here.
26:06 If you don't like it, just go home.
26:08 Nobody's going to stop you, my dear.
26:11 Go ahead, you're free to go on your merry way.
26:14 - Thanks, but I'm afraid that's impossible.
26:16 - Well, that settles it then.
26:17 You'll want to join us for the croquet tournament,
26:20 won't you?
26:21 - Sure, if you'll show me how.
26:25 - So Alice joined the queen for croquet,
26:27 but she didn't know she should let the queen win.
26:30 - Cards in position.
26:32 You get the porcupine ball through the hoops now.
26:42 - You mean I'm supposed to kick him around the field?
26:44 - No, you're going to hit him with a flamingo.
26:47 - How?
26:52 - You knock the ball through the hoops with the mallet.
26:55 - I didn't notice they were on their heads now.
26:57 - How else would they make the hoops, huh?
26:59 - Okay, I guess I'll give it a try.
27:05 But what if I hit someone?
27:07 - Why don't you play instead of asking so many questions?
27:10 - Because I'm naturally curious, I suppose.
27:13 I've learned a lot that way today.
27:14 Oh, there's the rabbit again.
27:19 Wait up!
27:20 - Cards, stop her right there.
27:24 - You can't leave in the middle of the game.
27:26 - Okay, where's the ball?
27:29 - Three of diamonds is next.
27:37 Pick him up and it will be off with his head.
27:43 Nest, it will be off with his head.
27:52 (growling)
27:54 - I missed one too, but I think my mallet twisted funny.
28:01 - No excuses, it will be off with your head.
28:04 - That's not funny, stop saying that, please.
28:06 - Now you've made my favorite mallet fly away.
28:10 You'll have to stand trial for that.
28:12 I want you to catch this girl.
28:13 - But it's only a game, why are you all so serious?
28:17 (growling)
28:19 - Order in the court.
28:23 Jack of hearts, you are accused of stealing a cherry pie
28:27 from the windowsill of the Queen's kitchen.
28:29 - Your honor, I am innocent, I don't even like cherry pie.
28:32 - That's for the jury to decide.
28:34 - The judge is right, and the jury should remember
28:37 who's the boss around here.
28:39 - Your majesty, we must remain fair.
28:44 - Why is that?
28:45 - Without fairness, there is no justice.
28:47 - All right, but just make sure
28:49 that it comes out fair in my favor.
28:51 - Our first witness, the Mad Hatter.
28:57 - Your honor.
28:59 - Huh, it's him again.
29:01 - Mr. Mad Hatter, you told the court previously
29:04 that you had seen someone resembling the Jack of hearts
29:07 with the stolen cherry pie.
29:09 (gasping)
29:11 - That is what I said, your honor,
29:14 but before we go on, may I speak with the Queen?
29:17 - What is it, I'm listening.
29:20 - I am most interested in pleasing my Queen,
29:22 and I find the truth very enriching.
29:24 - That's sneak, he's going to lie.
29:27 (laughing)
29:29 - Go ahead and tell the jury who took my cherry pie.
29:32 - She doesn't care if he's lying,
29:34 she just won't admit that she might be wrong.
29:37 - I saw him with my very own eyes.
29:40 The Jack of hearts swiped your pie
29:42 and ran full speed right past me.
29:44 (gasping)
29:46 - Order in the court, order in the court, please.
29:52 - This court session is over.
29:54 I rule that the Jack of hearts took my cherry pie.
29:57 - Your majesty, we have to let the jury make the decision.
30:01 - The only person making decisions around here is me.
30:04 - Be fair.
30:05 - Excuse me.
30:07 This Hatter makes the most terrible eyewitness.
30:10 He pretends to see things that aren't there.
30:12 How would you know?
30:14 - He tried to make me drink some imaginary tea
30:17 and taste some imaginary biscuits.
30:19 He's not very reliable at all,
30:21 and he's got quite a temper too.
30:23 - I've never even seen this person.
30:25 She's making all of this up.
30:27 She's just trying to damage my great reputation.
30:30 - I'm telling you the truth.
30:32 - Oh, I have had quite enough from you, young lady.
30:35 Off with her head.
30:36 - You're blowing things way out of proportion.
30:40 It's only a fruit pie.
30:42 - You're not allowed to be taller than the courtroom.
30:45 You will have to leave the premises.
30:47 (screaming)
30:49 - Yay, I'm back to normal.
30:53 - I'm going to hold you in contempt.
30:55 - Don't worry, I'm going back home.
30:57 - Just don't step on anyone on your way out.
30:59 - I won't, but I just want to say one thing first.
31:03 Don't let the queen be so pushy.
31:04 - This time you've gone too far.
31:06 This is my kingdom.
31:08 Guards, capture this brash little girl.
31:11 (squelching)
31:13 (screaming)
31:39 - That's Rabbit, don't go.
31:41 (screaming)
31:45 - I'm falling.
31:47 - Alice? - I can't stop, help me.
31:49 - Alice, wake up now.
31:51 - I was dreaming.
31:54 - Well, tell me what you were dreaming about.
31:57 - It was the strangest adventure.
32:00 I don't know if I can explain it.
32:01 - You can tell me on the way home.
32:03 You'll have time.
32:04 - Oh, where would I start?
32:09 Some parts were scary,
32:11 but some parts were really lots of fun.
32:13 Hold on, I'm coming.
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