NO HARD FEELINGS Trailer 2 (2023)
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00 (panting)
00:02 (thud)
00:03 (shrieking)
00:03 - Oh my God, Percy!
00:04 (shrieking)
00:05 (upbeat music)
00:06 - The new house is right on the water.
00:08 Come on, dog, you know how we do.
00:10 D&T with Lime.
00:10 - We're not open until noon.
00:12 - It is noon.
00:13 - It's 1157.
00:14 - Now what time is it?
00:15 - 1156.
00:16 (upbeat music)
00:18 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:19 - Good Lord!
00:20 - You need to fire her.
00:21 - I can't fire her, she has a disability.
00:23 - What?
00:24 No, I don't.
00:25 - You don't?
00:25 - No.
00:26 - That's the reason why I hired you!
00:27 (screaming)
00:28 (knocking)
00:29 - I'm a Uber driver and I don't have a car.
00:30 (knocking)
00:31 Come on up!
00:32 (knocking)
00:33 His parents said if I quote, "date their son,"
00:36 they'd give me a Buick Revolver.
00:37 - You won't even rent your house out,
00:38 but now you're gonna rent out your badge?
00:40 - You have a Roadrunner tattoo covering your entire back.
00:42 I don't think you should tell anybody
00:44 what to do with their body.
00:44 - Nope.
00:45 ♪ When I start to shake, bitch, I will stop ♪
00:48 - I'm gonna teach you how to have fun.
00:49 - Am I allowed to be here?
00:50 (thud)
00:51 - You can't be scared of everything your whole life.
00:53 Fuck!
00:54 - Maddie Barker!
00:55 Your little disappearing act,
00:56 that was the best thing that ever happened to me.
00:58 - Congratulations.
00:59 Is her vagina dishwasher safe?
01:01 - She's a real person.
01:02 - What part of Russia did they ship her from?
01:04 - She's Russian?
01:05 - No.
01:06 - Mm, fuck.
01:06 (slurping)
01:07 ♪ I'm on bitches, I lit and wide ♪
01:10 ♪ Are you bitches, 'cause fuck not tired ♪
01:12 - I'm here to learn how to party.
01:14 Have you seen Percy?
01:15 Percy?
01:16 Percy?
01:17 Percy?
01:19 Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?
01:20 ♪ I'm a come like a bitch on fire ♪
01:22 - Had enough?
01:23 No!
01:24 ♪ And I miss this, you're a retired fucker ♪
01:28 (screaming)
01:28 - Oh my God.
01:29 - Did you fuck him?
01:30 (screaming)
01:31 - I like your house a lot, it's cozy.
01:32 - Ooh, we should have some music.
01:34 ♪ He wanna F-R-E-A-K-S ♪
01:39 - Ow, ow, you're a little heavy on my legs.
01:42 - You wanna switch?
01:43 - Yeah, this is good.
01:46 ♪ He wanna F-R-E-A-K-S ♪
01:52 (upbeat music)
01:55 (upbeat music)
01:57 (upbeat music)
02:00 (upbeat music)
02:03 (upbeat music)
02:05 (upbeat music)
02:08 (upbeat music)
02:10 (upbeat music)
02:13 (upbeat music)
02:16 (upbeat music)
02:18 you