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00:00 [music]
00:02 [music]
00:04 All hands on deck and stand by for target practice. I'm going to try out the latest invention me hearties. Captain Weirdbeard's boomerang canny ball.
00:11 There. Ready, aim, fire!
00:14 It works! It bloody well works! The invention works! Oh I'll be rich! Rich! Rich!
00:20 Phew! Just coming for that. Think of the money I'll save if I reuse canny balls.
00:25 Shivers and shivers! I forgot to invent how to stop it.
00:29 Well, back to the old round canny balls.
00:33 [gulp gulp gulp]
00:35 Lunch! Lunch! Where's my lunch cookie? Bring me my lunch or I'll kill all of ya!
00:40 Ah! My favorite dish is nothing like a couple of salty sea-going squabs for an afternoon snack.
00:47 What's this here? Me squabs have been shanghaied!
00:58 Ah! Go away, bait! Do you know what happens to scurrly ways aboard my ship? They bloody well walk the plank!
01:05 All right me hearties, off you go! I said, off you go!
01:11 Old it! Old everything! I just remembered something. I just remembered that I need me a cabin boy unless he aborts it.
01:20 Now, hear this. Whoever does the best job can stay aboard. And it's a deep six for the other ones.
01:25 [shriek]
01:26 Never mind the fruit polishing. Lower the anchor, ya lilly-lilly squab!
01:34 Now, any more damage to this here ship and I might decide I don't need me a cabin boy. Now, hoist the mantle!
01:49 [grunt]
01:54 [grunt]
01:55 Grr! The place is where he might be. Just so always I'll go to ship up or ship out. Now, get to sea and get squabbed.
02:11 I'm not interested in gymnastics. I said, to squab the bloody deck! You miserable ant-lover!
02:23 [whistling]
02:24 Hi, you're big. Not very tall.
02:27 Now, I want this cabin painted and no more shenanigans. And I'll be keeping me eye on both of ya.
02:48 It's alright, alright. Which one of you squabs did that?
02:51 Watch it, ya little ant-lover, or you'll be taking a long walk on a short plank. Now, get busy.
02:57 Now, hear this. I want those penny balls stacked in neat piles next to the cannons.
03:06 And I'll be going to me cabin figuring out what I want you to do next.
03:15 [whistling]
03:16 Now, what if those landlubbers found out?
03:22 You're getting closer and closer to that walk on that plank. Now, get those penny balls and stack 'em up over there by that cannon like I see.
03:36 [whistling]
03:41 [cheering]
03:42 Tom! That does it! That does it! I've made up my mind!
03:52 Congratulations, Tommy boy! You're my new cabin boy. And your first official duty is to make him walk the plank.
04:05 Oh, now that's what I like. A cabin boy that owns up the orders. Nice work, cabin boy Tom. And give your acme a couple squeaksy-ups.
04:11 Cool! Thanks, boy. Love it!
04:13 I don't like it!
04:15 (upbeat music)