the object of my affection - official trailer
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Short filmTranscript
00:00 (music)
00:03 Okay, so you have the keys, you have the phone number.
00:05 If the buzzer doesn't work, you know that.
00:07 The Korean Deli is across the street from the subway.
00:09 It's open till midnight. Avoid the salad bar.
00:12 When Nina met George, she found the roommate she was looking for.
00:17 Nina's told me all about you. Nice to meet you.
00:19 Hey, I feel better knowing somebody's keeping an eye out for my girl.
00:22 The friendship she'd been searching for.
00:25 We should go dancing.
00:27 I'm signing us up.
00:29 Honestly, even when I was desperate to marry Sydney, I never carried on like you do.
00:32 (screams)
00:33 And the complication...
00:34 I think that Nina and George have a great relationship.
00:37 No one was ready for...
00:39 Are you sleeping with her?
00:40 Vince, I'm gay.
00:41 You are?
00:42 And it's a valid and wonderful choice.
00:45 Who was the first person you ever slept with?
00:47 Lucy Jane Parnell.
00:48 You slept with a girl?
00:50 I enjoy gay people.
00:51 I just have a slight problem with my sister being in love with one of them.
00:54 I am not in love with him.
00:57 You're doing mambo with your landlady. It's not healthy.
01:00 Help.
01:01 You're not offering her anything more than friendship.
01:03 Why does everything have to be about sex?
01:05 You can get close to a woman without sleeping with her.
01:07 Hi!
01:08 Doesn't it all turn into friendship anyway?
01:10 Yes, but normal people start out someplace you are never gonna get.
01:13 You're an extraordinary person.
01:15 I don't think one should be too hard on oneself
01:18 if the object of one's affection
01:20 returns the favor with less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.
01:24 Sometimes, no relationship is more desirable
01:29 What about Vince?
01:30 He's not home to me. You are.
01:32 no person more irresistible
01:35 I want you to be with me.
01:37 I want you to love me the way that I love you.
01:39 than the one you can't have.
01:42 I'm so sorry, but I don't want to lose you.
01:52 20th Century Fox presents
01:54 Jennifer Aniston, Paul Rudd
01:57 To friendship.
01:58 Yes, to friendship.
02:00 The object of my affection.
02:03 Do you think most married couples are as happy as we are?
02:05 I hope so.
02:07 ♪ I'm just standing here ♪