Bitoy’s Funniest Videos: Halimaw sa Maynila, umatake! (Full EP) | Stream Together
Halimaw nga ba ito o si Bitoy lang na nanloloko? Nako, stress ang dulot niyan kung ikaw ang mayayari katulad nitong mga pasyente na nabiktima ng ‘Just 4 Kids!’
‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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00:21 Welcome to Interno.
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00:40 Welcome to Interno.
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04:04 to be more like, paranormal.
04:10 Our footage will be like that.
04:14 So, do you know what paranormal things happen?
04:17 [laughter]
04:20 So, I want to do my best.
04:23 If you can, we will hire you.
04:27 We will call you right away.
04:30 But now, we want to be
04:32 focused on what you will do.
04:36 Where is the location?
04:38 It will be on San Miguel,
04:41 in Montalban, sorry.
04:43 Yes.
04:45 What's up, Mr. Ray?
04:47 What are you waiting for?
04:49 I'm waiting for you to get better.
04:51 I'm happier.
04:53 I told you I'll be replaced.
04:55 You know,
04:57 you're getting closer and closer.
05:00 There are a lot of people there.
05:05 They ask the people there.
05:08 And they don't...
05:10 Some people say they see ghosts.
05:14 Others say they see a white lady.
05:17 So, when we get there,
05:20 we just have to wait.
05:22 Just be ready.
05:24 Always be ready with your camera.
05:26 Maybe we'll be lucky.
05:27 We'll get the footage we need.
05:29 We'll get the footage we need.
05:31 We'll get the footage we need.
05:33 We'll get the footage we need.
05:35 You're imagining things.
05:37 We'll get the footage we need.
05:39 We'll get the footage we need.
05:41 You're afraid.
05:43 You're not afraid.
05:45 You're just surprised.
05:47 You're just surprised.
05:49 But you're not afraid.
05:51 You're not afraid.
05:53 You're not afraid.
05:55 But the people who live in San Miguel...
05:57 I think it's a ghost.
05:59 It's a ghost.
06:01 You might be surprised.
06:03 But you're not afraid.
06:05 I can't tell.
06:07 Because it's a different...
06:09 It's a different experience.
06:11 It's a different experience.
06:13 It's a different experience.
06:15 Glyde isn't talking.
06:21 There's something here.
06:23 There's something here.
06:25 There's something here.
06:27 There's something here.
06:29 What's up, brother?
06:35 Are you okay?
06:37 Are you okay?
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06:57 Is this the place?
06:59 We're here at the location, ma'am.
07:01 Oh, this is the place?
07:03 Thank you.
07:05 I'm just going to say something.
07:07 I'm just going to say something.
07:09 I'm just going to say something.
07:11 I'm just going to say something.
07:13 What happened to your son?
07:15 What happened to your son?
07:17 I'm just going to say something.
07:19 They died when they were hugged.
07:21 They died when they were hugged.
07:23 At the home for the aged?
07:25 The man chose to be with them
07:27 until they died.
07:29 How did they die at the same time?
07:31 How did they die at the same time?
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07:35 [applause]
07:37 Oh, that was scary.
07:39 You'll be back later, Iga.
07:41 You'll be back for more BTOYS Funniest Videos.
07:43 Stay tuned.
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07:47 Our friends' journey
07:49 to become fat is the
07:51 "Subuan Challenge."
07:53 Oh, you're going to be tested
07:55 by these guys.
07:57 Fat Mooks, go!
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08:03 And then the mechanic is like, "Oh, my hands get dirty."
08:06 Of course, that's natural, because you're a mechanic.
08:10 It's like a tank or something.
08:12 "Oh, of course, there are grease and stuff."
08:15 But I imagine it would be so hard to eat
08:17 if your hands are really dirty.
08:20 Your hands will get dirty?
08:22 Even your name.
08:23 Ray.
08:24 You.
08:25 Noel.
08:26 Who's that?
08:27 Eric.
08:28 I just want to know if your hands get dirty,
08:30 and how you do it.
08:33 Rule number one.
08:35 The hands of grease get dirty,
08:38 and the mechanic will cut them on a plate.
08:41 If you have a spot where you can be a victim,
08:43 get the corn that's on a plate.
08:48 Rule number two.
08:49 The victim is close,
08:50 and you'll talk to him if you can hold your corn,
08:54 because your hands are so dirty.
08:56 Explain that you're so hungry and you're in a hurry to work
09:00 that you don't have time to clean your hands.
09:04 That's so sweet, guys.
09:06 You know, it's like you're just testing.
09:08 Just testing?
09:09 Because the three of you,
09:11 the fastest to get that sweet corn,
09:16 that sweet corn,
09:18 will win Php 5,000.
09:22 And for the others, Php 2,500 each.
09:25 We're rich, right?
09:27 And don't forget to clean your feet,
09:30 get a flawless gift certificate,
09:31 and a Pixies T-shirt.
09:33 Game on!
09:34 Because, my friends,
09:36 whether you try or not,
09:38 we'll continue here.
09:39 That's here at...
09:41 Alfa R1 School!
09:43 Boss, can I just have a corn?
09:48 I'm so hungry.
09:50 I'm in a hurry to get the corn,
09:52 but I can't eat it.
09:54 Give it to me.
09:55 What?
09:56 Just try the corn.
09:57 My hands are dirty.
09:59 Give it to me.
10:00 Can I just have a corn?
10:05 Just to help.
10:07 No, you can't.
10:08 You saw me eating.
10:10 I'm so hungry.
10:11 My hands are dirty.
10:12 I'm so hungry.
10:13 You saw me eating.
10:14 I'm wearing a steel shoes.
10:16 Can I have a corn?
10:19 My hands are dirty.
10:23 I'm so hungry.
10:24 I can't eat the corn.
10:25 Can I just have a corn?
10:28 Hold this.
10:29 I'll just bite it.
10:30 I'll just bite it.
10:35 Here.
10:36 I'll just try the corn.
10:44 Just a minute.
10:45 I'll just try the corn.
10:46 Just a minute.
10:47 I need to eat.
10:49 Come on, bro.
10:50 Bro.
10:52 I'm just holding this.
10:54 I'll just try the corn.
11:02 I'm so hungry.
11:06 I'm so hungry, guys.
11:08 I'll just eat this.
11:09 Can I just have a corn?
11:11 No, you can't.
11:12 You're just holding this and I'll just eat the corn.
11:14 I'm just a little hungry.
11:16 My hands are dirty.
11:17 It's okay.
11:18 My hands are dirty.
11:21 There.
11:22 There.
11:23 What?
11:27 You're just holding this.
11:28 You're just holding this.
11:29 You're just holding this.
11:30 You're just holding this.
11:31 Huh?
11:32 Huh?
11:33 You're just holding this.
11:34 Just a minute.
11:39 No, you're just holding the corn.
11:40 I'll just eat it.
11:41 My hands are dirty.
11:45 My hands are dirty.
11:46 Give me that.
11:47 It's okay, bro.
11:50 It's okay.
11:51 Sorry.
11:58 It's okay.
11:59 Do you want some?
12:04 Do you have some?
12:05 Thank you, bro.
12:09 Thank you.
12:10 My colleagues are so generous.
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12:42 Even if your hands are dirty, it's okay.
12:52 It's okay.
12:54 My hands are dirty.
13:07 [Speaking in French]
13:10 I'm so hungry.
13:11 Here.
13:18 Thank you, bro.
13:20 You're welcome.
13:21 It's good, right?
13:26 Are you watching the B2ST videos?
13:30 Hello, bro.
13:33 Here's the camera.
13:34 [Music]
13:39 We will deliver the BFB to you later.
13:43 So, you can go back to your BFB.
13:45 We will admit to you that there are no real monsters in Manila.
13:54 But that doesn't mean that you won't be real.
13:57 Because this is the proof.
13:59 You're real.
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14:09 Why do you have a notebook?
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14:58 Hello, ma'am.
14:59 It's Anne.
15:00 We're in the ENG.
15:03 We're in the operation.
15:05 My driver is missing.
15:07 He was not there.
15:14 And then,
15:15 What, ma'am?
15:16 He was running after the dogs.
15:19 I saw him running.
15:21 I called him, but he didn't come back.
15:24 Yes.
15:26 Don't run away.
15:30 Thank you.
15:31 Yes.
15:32 Yes.
15:33 Thank you.
15:35 [Speaking in Filipino]
15:37 Calm down.
15:38 Calm down.
15:40 I don't know how to drive.
15:42 Wait.
15:43 He said he's missing.
15:44 What's that?
15:46 He passed by.
15:49 What's that?
15:56 Wait.
15:59 Calm down.
16:00 Don't shout or whatever.
16:04 Don't shout.
16:05 Oh, my God!
16:07 I don't know what to do.
16:13 Oh, my God!
16:15 What's that?
16:17 Call 117.
16:19 Call 117.
16:20 Call 117.
16:21 I'm so scared.
16:22 I'm so scared.
16:23 I'm so scared.
16:24 [Screaming]
16:25 How do you drive?
16:26 No, no.
16:27 Maybe he's the one who's missing.
16:29 No.
16:30 Maybe he's the one who's missing.
16:31 No, no.
16:32 Maybe he's the one who's missing.
16:33 No, no.
16:34 I saw his hand.
16:35 We're not sure about this place.
16:36 Okay?
16:37 We're not sure.
16:38 Don't be scared.
16:39 Calm down.
16:40 Calm down.
16:41 I'll call 117.
16:42 Call 117.
16:43 Call 117.
16:44 Calm down.
16:45 Oh, my God!
16:46 Open the door.
16:47 Open the door.
16:48 Maybe he's the one who's missing.
16:52 No, no.
16:53 Don't open the door.
16:54 Maybe he's the one who's missing.
16:56 Don't open the door.
16:57 Don't open the door.
16:58 I'm so scared.
16:59 I'm so scared.
17:00 Please.
17:01 Please.
17:02 Luther, you don't know how to drive?
17:06 I don't know.
17:07 Can you drive?
17:08 You can't drive.
17:09 How do you drive?
17:10 How do you drive?
17:11 Hurry up.
17:12 Oh, my God!
17:17 Michael V!
17:18 I'll call 911.
17:24 Just call 911.
17:25 Oh, my God!
17:29 Oh, my God!
17:30 Oh, my God!
17:31 I'm so happy.
17:42 We're so happy.
17:47 We're so happy.
17:48 The fight is hot here in our Pinoy's funniest videos.
17:56 Let's watch it.
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18:10 What's this?
18:11 It's so white here.
18:12 Maybe we'll slip.
18:14 Yes, girls.
18:15 You might slip.
18:16 Come here.
18:17 I'll help you.
18:18 You might slip.
18:19 I slipped.
18:22 Don't worry.
18:24 I'll help you.
18:25 You slipped here.
18:26 Because here in this area,
18:28 it's not that slippery anymore.
18:30 There's not much--
18:31 There's not much white.
18:35 White, my white child.
18:37 You think you can beat me?
18:41 Maybe you're thinking that because I'm big, I'm slow.
18:44 Even if I'm big, I'm fast.
18:46 Look at me.
18:50 I'll just add you.
18:51 Hey, Mario.
18:53 We're taking a video.
18:54 Let's do it together.
18:55 1, 2, 3.
18:56 Oh, you're the smart one.
18:59 My fellow contestants,
19:02 you're here at Magallanes Interchange.
19:04 You'll be voting on who will win the first, second, and third prize.
19:08 So, hold your tickets.
19:09 Hold them.
19:10 You may start voting now.
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19:57 Welcome to--
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25:17 That was interesting.
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