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00:00 [music playing]
00:01 Ready or not, here he comes!
00:04 Quake with fear, you mortal fools!
00:07 Bow down before the awesome might of--
00:11 [crashing]
00:12 This huge guy who's carrying the real contestant, Patrick Star!
00:18 Patrick, what are you doing here? You're not a fry cook.
00:22 Oh, yes I am, Mr. SpongeBob Superior Pants!
00:27 Check it out, I've been working for the Chum Bucket for almost five minutes!
00:31 Well, it doesn't matter anyway, 'cause you're gonna eat my dust!
00:35 Uh-uh, I'm eating my own dust!
00:37 - Not if I eat it first! - Yeah, well...
00:39 Pink!
00:40 Our first event, the Deep Fry Bowl Balls!
00:46 Win this one for the Krusty Krab!
00:48 For the Krusty Krab!
00:52 [gasping]
00:56 [cheering]
00:57 Win this one because I told you to!
01:01 Because you told me to!
01:03 [screaming]
01:04 [screaming]
01:06 Hey, stick, get your fish sticks here!
01:10 The next event, the Chocolate High Dive!
01:13 Make way for the real fry cook, Patrick.
01:16 For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop
01:21 with two sticks!
01:24 And now, absolute silence!
01:27 I scream for ice cream!
01:33 Perfect entry!
01:37 And toasted almonds, that's unexpected, he stuck it!
01:41 And just look at that even coating!
01:44 Top that, Pinky.
01:47 Almonds?
01:49 Curse him, that's good.
01:52 But perhaps a bit too highbrow for this crowd.
01:54 He thinks he's better than them!
01:57 - Better than you! - No!
02:00 Now get up there and show him how the common man
02:03 prepares his frozen dairy treats!
02:05 No!
02:07 Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite,
02:10 the single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip!
02:14 Just look at that concentration!
02:19 Oh, a little shaky on that entry!
02:22 But just look at that form!
02:24 Take that, yellow boy!
02:26 Laugh while you can, Pinky, it's not over yet!
02:29 That's what you think, but it's not over yet!
02:32 [music playing]
02:33 It's not over yet!
02:37 With the score tied, we go to our final event, fun wrestling!
02:41 Who will take home the gold?
02:43 Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab?
02:45 Don't forget, he called ye yellow.
02:49 [crashing]
02:50 Or Plankton of the Chum Bucket?
02:54 Don't forget, he called you pink!
02:56 [groaning]
02:58 [groaning]
03:01 [screaming]
03:03 [groaning]
03:07 [screaming]
03:10 [screaming]
03:14 [screaming]
03:15 [crashing]
03:19 [screaming]
03:26 Quick in the Chum Bucket!
03:30 This is personal!
03:32 [screaming]
03:35 [screaming]
03:43 [laughing]
03:44 No!
03:46 My name's not Rick!
03:52 [grunting]
03:53 I don't like you.
03:58 I don't like you more!
04:00 I never liked you!
04:02 I a thousand times never liked you!
04:04 - Pink! - Yellow!
04:05 [groaning]
04:06 [crashing]
04:12 [gasping]
04:13 Yellow!
04:14 Pink?
04:16 You do care!
04:21 [laughing]
04:22 Let's promise never to fight again, buddy.
04:28 Yeah, pal. Let's go home.
04:31 Hey, where are you going?
04:37 Get back here and kill each other!
04:40 You're my best friend ever.
04:42 You too, Patrick.
04:44 You know, these were white when I bought 'em.