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00:00 [music playing]
00:01 Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned!
00:07 I call it the Nasty Patty!
00:11 [laughing]
00:13 Hey, hurry up with that patty!
00:16 Yes, sir, enjoy.
00:17 Ah, hello delicious!
00:20 Come to papa!
00:22 [gagging]
00:25 Listen, he ate it!
00:29 Oh, look at him joke!
00:30 [laughing]
00:31 Look at him suffer!
00:34 [laughing]
00:35 [gagging]
00:37 Did you see that, boy?
00:40 Oh, man!
00:42 That look on his face!
00:44 [laughing]
00:45 [screaming]
00:48 [moaning]
00:51 Ooh!
00:54 Patty killed him!
00:56 I'll never survive in prison, come up up the floor with me!
00:59 Get a hold of yourself, boy!
01:01 We gotta get rid of this body before anyone sees it!
01:04 We gotta take it out and bury it!
01:06 Something ain't quite right.
01:09 What do you mean, Mr. Krabs?
01:10 His head's sticking out!
01:12 Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I thought he might need some air.
01:15 They don't need air where he's going!
01:17 Shouldn't we say a few words on his behalf?
01:20 Uh...
01:22 He was a credit to health inspectors everywhere and, uh--
01:24 What a brave man going in the line of duty like that!
01:28 Why? Why?
01:30 Why?
01:32 Listen here, you little barnacle!
01:34 No, and I mean no one can ever know about this!
01:37 It'll be the end of you, it'll be the end of me!
01:39 And worst of all, it'll be the end of me!
01:42 Stop right where you are!
01:43 I'm afraid we're gonna have to arrest the two of you.
01:46 Mr. Krabs, I'm too young to go to jail!
01:48 And what would be the charges?
01:51 For not being at the Krusty Krab to whip us up a couple of delicious
01:55 Krabby Patties!
01:56 [laughing]
01:58 SpongeBob, listen carefully.
02:02 We're just getting a lift back to the Krusty Krab.
02:05 I need you to stay calm and don't lose your cool, understand?
02:09 Can I lose my cool now?
02:11 Why?
02:13 [screaming]
02:16 Put him in the trunk, boy!
02:17 I'll keep them cops busy!
02:19 What's the hold up back there?
02:21 - Ah, the boy's head! - Left him in a way!
02:24 [screaming]
02:26 I am.
02:29 OK, I'll sit back here.
02:32 Nothing unusual about a muddy shovel in the trunk.
02:34 [laughing]
02:35 [siren blaring]
02:37 Oh, man, this is so gross!
02:44 [radio chatter]
02:46 86 those patties, Krabs.
02:50 We just got a call about two ghouls burying a stiff over by Shallow Grave Road.
02:53 I want a soda.
02:54 Here's your soda.
02:55 Always a pleasure to serve the folks in blue.
02:57 Well, goodbye now.
02:58 Hey, there's no ice.
03:00 Ice? Ice?
03:01 You want ice? Is that what you want? You want ice? Is that what you want?
03:04 The dark deed you requested is done, sir.
03:07 I'll get it myself. Ice is in the freezer.
03:09 There is no ice! There's never been any ice!
03:13 Ice is just a myth!
03:14 Step aside.
03:16 You people act like you've committed a murder.
03:19 OK, I confess.
03:21 - SpongeBob killed him! - What?
03:23 You can't pin this whole rap on me!
03:25 He was insane. Out of control.
03:27 He would have killed me too if you hadn't come along.
03:29 - That's all Mr. Krabs' idea. - Put him down now.
03:31 - He's a mad dog! - He wears curlers to bed!
03:34 What? It's not what you think?
03:35 What are you two talking about?
03:37 We killed the health inspector,
03:41 buried him and then stuffed his body in the freezer.
03:44 You mean in here?
03:46 It's empty.
03:49 Is this some kind of a joke?
03:51 Yeah, a joke.
03:54 [laughing]
03:55 Say, maybe he turned into a zombie and walked out.
03:59 [laughing]
04:00 Ah! It's a zombie!
04:11 Hey, you guys.
04:13 - No! - Take that, you zombie!
04:15 I'll take it from here.
04:18 Die, zombie!
04:19 Good police work, Officer Nancy.
04:21 Hey, this guy's not a zombie.
04:24 He's just an ordinary health inspector.
04:26 Yes.
04:28 And at the risk of being hit again, I'd like to present you with this.
04:32 Hey, Mr. Krabs, look!
04:34 We passed the inspection.
04:36 - Hooray! - Hooray!
04:38 Come on, everybody!
04:40 Krabby Patties at half price!
04:42 Well, not really.
04:43 Oh, boy.
04:44 I'd like a Krabby Patty.
04:47 Well, that's the story. Yes, there are idiots out there.