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00:00 [music]
00:02 The Quickster!
00:04 With the uncanny ability to run really...
00:07 quick!
00:08 Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?
00:10 You wanna see me do it again?
00:12 Captain Magma!
00:14 Get him angry and he's bound to erupt!
00:17 Krakatawa!
00:19 [music]
00:23 The Elastic Waistband!
00:25 Able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!
00:29 I can finally touch my toes!
00:32 [music]
00:34 And Miss Appear! Now you see her...
00:37 now you don't!
00:38 Does this outfit make me look fat?
00:40 The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances!
00:44 A subsidiary of BioCon.
00:46 [music]
00:47 So it's agreed.
00:48 We'll get one cheese pizza, one with pepperoni and mushrooms,
00:51 and one with olives!
00:53 Super Acquaintances, we need your help.
00:56 Holy halibut, it's the Chief!
00:58 Thank you for the introduction, Quickster, but we all know who I am.
01:02 Or the point!
01:03 We've got news on the whereabouts of evil.
01:07 The who's abouts of what?
01:09 You just tell us where they are, Chief,
01:11 and we'll hog time faster than you can say "Salsa Verde!"
01:14 [music]
01:16 [crying]
01:17 Please stop! Please stop!
01:19 John and Nancy sitting in a tree.
01:22 K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
01:24 Oh, shine the flashlight in that car, Man Ray.
01:27 With pleasure.
01:29 [music]
01:30 Hey, man, that's not cool.
01:32 [laughing]
01:34 Leave those young lovers alone!
01:37 Well, if it isn't Milkmaid Man!
01:40 You've saved us the trouble of tracking you down.
01:43 You fiends can't win. You're outnumbered.
01:47 You senile bag of fish face!
01:49 There are three of us and only one of you!
01:52 [growling]
01:53 Make that two!
01:55 But quick, stuff.
01:57 [explosion]
01:59 Hooray!
02:00 Captain Magma!
02:02 [growling]
02:04 Fool!
02:05 The elastic waistband!
02:07 [growling]
02:08 Ha!
02:09 All disappear!
02:11 And me makes ten!
02:13 I think.
02:15 Uh-oh.
02:16 I don't feel so good about this.
02:18 Oh, there goes our toy deal.
02:21 Super acquaintances! Attack!
02:26 Oh, no! Please, mercy!
02:29 Krakatoa!
02:31 [roaring]
02:33 [screaming]
02:35 Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
02:37 Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
02:40 I'll save you, quickster!
02:42 [roaring]
02:45 [screaming]
02:49 [explosion]
02:51 [roaring]
02:54 I'll cool you off, quickster, with one of my water balls.
02:59 Uh...
03:02 Aha!
03:03 Ha! No, no, no, no! I'm not the quickster! I'm Captain Mag--
03:06 [explosion]
03:07 Ah.
03:09 [explosion]
03:11 Well, I guess it's up to me.
03:13 [horn honking]
03:15 I'll just sneak over, unseen, and catch 'em by surprise.
03:19 [explosion]
03:21 [screaming]
03:26 [explosion]
03:28 Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
03:30 [panting]
03:34 [panting]
03:37 Glad that's over.
03:39 [crickets chirping]
03:44 [explosion]
03:46 We did it! We won!
03:48 This day belongs to Evil!
03:52 [laughing]
03:55 You've lost, Mermaid Man.
03:58 And the superhero/supervillain rules say that you have to give in to my demands.
04:04 Okay. What do you want?
04:06 World domination! Tell him we want world domination!
04:09 Oh, and make him eat dirt!
04:12 In addition to the domination thing,
04:15 number one, I want to be treated like a superhero, not a sidekick.
04:20 Number two, I want to be called Barnacle Man.
04:24 And number three...
04:26 Come on, domination.
04:28 I want an adult-sized Krabby Patty.
04:30 Did you hear him say anything about eating dirt?
04:33 Need a hand?
04:35 Super pal.
04:37 [sniffing]
04:39 [music]
04:42 [explosion]
04:44 Good to have you back on the side of justice, Kyle.
04:48 Let's go get you that Krabby Patty.
04:51 Was that it?
04:53 God, sick.
04:55 Oh, this reminds me of the time I went to Cancun with the killer shrimp.
04:59 [mumbling]
05:01 Shut up.