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00:00 [music playing]
00:01 Let me get this straight.
00:03 You two ordered a giant screen television
00:06 just so you could play in the box?
00:08 - Pretty smart, huh? - I thought it wouldn't work.
00:11 Yeah, that's quite a plan there.
00:12 Oh, but wait, there's something else I wanted to ask you two.
00:16 Oh, what was it?
00:18 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:20 Don't you two have any brains?
00:22 Squidward, we don't need television.
00:26 Not as long as we have our imagination.
00:31 OK, let's see.
00:33 I'm imagining myself watching TV.
00:36 And there it is.
00:38 - Can I have a SpongeBob? - Sure, Squidward.
00:40 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
00:41 OK, Squidward, but if you change your mind, we'll be in this box.
00:45 Let's play mountain climbing adventure.
00:47 Let's go for it!
00:49 - Glove. - Check.
00:51 - Hats. - Check.
00:53 - Underwear. - Uh, check.
00:55 OK, Patrick, climb up there and secure this rope.
00:58 You got it.
00:59 I'm chicken heads with zip ties!
01:03 [screaming]
01:04 Excelsior!
01:06 Where's that remote?
01:07 I am the lizard king!
01:10 [screaming]
01:11 Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!
01:13 I think we should keep our voices down!
01:15 We might start an avalanche!
01:17 - What? - I said,
01:20 I think we should keep our voices down!
01:22 Will you two shut up?
01:25 [screaming]
01:26 [screaming]
01:27 [screaming]
01:28 [screaming]
01:29 [screaming]
01:30 [screaming]
01:31 [screaming]
01:32 [screaming]
01:33 [screaming]
01:34 [screaming]
01:35 [screaming]
01:36 [screaming]
01:37 [screaming]
01:39 [crying]
01:40 [crying]
01:41 [crying]
01:42 [crying]
01:43 SpongeBob?
01:44 [screaming]
01:45 [screaming]
01:46 [screaming]
01:47 [screaming]
01:48 [crying]
01:49 [crying]
01:50 [crying]
01:52 Oh, man.
01:53 Hang in there, buddy.
01:54 The chopper's on the way.
01:56 SpongeBob, my legs are frozen solid.
01:59 You'll have to cut them off with a saw.
02:01 No, Patrick, I can't do that.
02:03 Why not?
02:04 Because I already cut off my own arms.
02:07 No!
02:09 Alright, where is it?
02:10 Here I am.
02:11 Where's what, Squidward?
02:13 Don't "where's what, Squidward" me.
02:15 Where's the tape recorder?
02:16 We don't have a tape recorder, Squidward.
02:18 Don't "we don't have a tape recorder, Squidward" me.
02:21 But we don't.
02:22 We have a tape recorder box.
02:24 Alright, make way, you two. I'm coming in.
02:27 [crashing]
02:28 Welcome aboard, Squidward.
02:29 You've just set sail on the SS Imagination.
02:35 Where our only destination is fantastic adventure.
02:39 Where do you want to go first?
02:40 No, no, don't mind me.
02:42 I'm just here to observe.
02:44 But Squidward, don't you see?
02:46 Waving and watching?
02:47 That's not what the box is about.
02:50 It's about imagination.
02:54 Alright, fine. Take me to Robot Pirate Island.
02:57 I want to arm wrestle with cowboys on the moon.
03:00 Just do it so I can get back and watch TV.
03:03 OK, Squidward.
03:05 Robot Pirate Island it is.
03:08 Beep, beep, beep.
03:10 Arr.
03:12 Beep, beep, beep, beep.
03:14 Ahoy, matey.
03:15 Beep, beep.
03:16 For that, you walk the plank.
03:19 [laughing]
03:20 - Beep, beep, beep. - Fine.
03:22 [laughing]
03:23 Why won't this thing turn on?
03:26 [crashing]
03:27 Alright, fine.
03:28 If you don't want to show me, I don't care.
03:31 I've got better things to do than face the floor
03:34 wondering how you two work this thing.
03:37 How do those two work that thing?
03:39 There's gotta be a secret button or a switch or something.
03:43 I mean, listen to that.
03:44 [robot sounds]
03:45 Now that sounds like Robot Pirate Island.
03:48 [laughing]
03:49 Think, Squidward, think.
03:51 I got it.
03:52 When those two go to bed, I'll sneak in there and find that button.
03:56 [robot sounds]
03:57 It's gotta be around here somewhere.
04:08 I don't see anything.
04:09 It's just an empty box.
04:11 Maybe it really was their imagination.
04:15 Oh, get it together, Squidward.
04:17 What are you saying?
04:18 I mean, do I really believe that if I sit here and pretend to drive a race car
04:23 that I'm suddenly gonna start hearing noises?
04:26 [robot sounds]
04:27 What the--
04:28 It actually works.
04:31 [laughing]
04:32 I can't believe it.
04:33 Oh, boy.
04:35 This means TV by a long shot.
04:37 [laughing]
04:38 Woo-hoo!
04:40 [laughing]
04:41 This is the most fun I've ever had!
04:44 Only two more laps till the finish line.
04:47 [laughing]
04:48 I'm in the lead. Out of my way.
04:50 I'm almost there.
04:51 [laughing]
04:52 Woo-hoo-hoo!
04:54 Victory is mine!
04:55 [laughing]
04:57 Hey, our box is gone.
05:07 Oh, well.
05:08 I know. Let's go see Squidward.
05:10 I hope he's not too down in the dumps today.
05:13 (gunshot)