KETAWA ITU BERKAH 153 (Rerun) Mayang
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00:00 This? / Yes, this.
00:02 Okay, done. Is that it? / Yes.
00:09 Okay, so it's all done.
00:10 Done? / Done.
00:12 Okay, that's good.
00:14 So we can go home now.
00:16 Wait, let me get something first.
00:28 Ray, this chocolate is for me.
00:31 It's heart-shaped.
00:33 You're so romantic.
00:35 No, that's...
00:37 That's chocolate for...
00:39 Zil, Adi didn't send me the chocolate.
00:44 Is the chocolate here yet?
00:46 Yes, it's here.
00:50 I put it in my room.
00:52 It's so big.
00:54 So romantic.
00:56 (laughing)
00:58 Honey, here's the chocolate.
01:06 No, it's for Citra.
01:08 Honey, the chocolate is for Citra.
01:13 Hey, it's a used item.
01:16 I don't want it.
01:18 Just accept it for me.
01:21 I'm not in the mood.
01:23 (laughing)
01:26 You're done with your TV work, right?
01:28 Okay, let's go home.
01:30 This is for you.
01:34 Love sign...
01:38 For Citra.
01:40 I don't believe it.
01:46 This is from you.
01:48 What do you think?
01:50 If this is really for me,
01:53 Who is he?
01:55 Your ex-boyfriend?
01:57 You're so random.
01:59 He's my cousin.
02:01 He has a TV workshop.
02:03 He's better at making TV than me.
02:05 That's why I asked him to come here.
02:07 No, I still don't believe it.
02:09 If you don't believe it, just come to my house.
02:11 Ask my family.
02:13 Let's get to know each other.
02:15 (laughing)
02:17 If he's your cousin,
02:21 Why did you call him love sign?
02:23 Yang? Yang? Yang?
02:25 I called him Yang because his name is Mayang.
02:28 Why didn't you call him Mayang?
02:31 Just come to my house.
02:33 Ask my family.
02:35 (coughing)
02:37 I'll go now.
02:39 Come to my workshop later.
02:41 I'll come later.
02:43 Bye, Mayang.
02:45 (laughing)
02:49 Happy Valentine's Day, Chitra.
02:51 (laughing)
02:53 Happy Valentine's Day, Chitra.
02:59 (screaming)
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07:01 Who's cooking?
07:03 Look at the screen, who's cooking?
07:05 Seriously?
07:07 You're a woman, you don't have to do anything.
07:09 You can't cook.
07:11 You should've cooked for me when I woke up.
07:13 I'm used to it.
07:15 Who are you to call my wife?
07:17 My wife can't cook.
07:19 We're challenged by the Ketauan Berta team.
07:21 Eat up.
07:23 I don't feel hungry.
07:25 I'll eat the rice.
07:29 Let's eat together.
07:31 It's a unity.
07:41 There's no conflict.
07:43 The chili is the main.
07:45 Let's give it to the neutralizer.
07:47 It's a kiss.
07:51 A kiss.
07:53 What's the reason for this?
07:55 She likes to eat raw food.
07:57 Right?
07:59 If we're like that,
08:01 she'll be like,
08:03 "Eat it, it's a waste of time."
08:05 Eat it.
08:15 Eat it.
08:17 (She's eating it.)
08:19 We're going to eat it all.
08:31 Look.
08:33 No luck.
08:35 I'm brave enough to do this challenge.
08:39 The next challenge is...
08:41 Loren and Raffi Ahmad.
08:43 They're going to eat anything together.
08:46 Even though they're together, they're going to ride a bus.
08:48 How dare you?
08:50 You two.
08:52 I'm going to be the one who's going to eat it.
08:54 I've been waiting for this moment.
08:56 Are you ready?
09:02 Accept our challenge.
09:04 Okay?
09:06 I'm so hungry.
09:12 I'm so hungry.
09:14 The challenge is...
09:16 Raffi and Loren...
09:18 eating together and riding a bus.
09:20 You can do it.
09:26 Come on.
09:28 What did you say?
09:30 You two are going to ride a bus.
09:32 I'm going to eat it. I'll be the one who's going to ride it.
09:34 I'm going to ride a bus.
09:36 It's okay.
09:38 If you come, you can ride a bus.
09:40 If you want to do something, you can ride a bus.
09:42 You can't do that.
09:44 You're going to eat it.
09:46 You're going to eat it.
09:48 You're going to shoot it.
09:50 He's so creative.
09:56 It has to be sporty.
09:58 We're going to do a challenge, right?
10:00 So, Nordin and I are going to throw this challenge to you two.
10:03 You two are going to eat it and ride a bus.
10:05 We're going to ride a bus.
10:09 Bus?
10:11 You can ride a bus.
10:13 Don't ride a bus.
10:15 You can't. You have to ride a public transportation.
10:17 You can ride a truck.
10:19 If Alpha rides a bus, people will buy peanuts.
10:22 If we ride a bus, we'll be kicked out.
10:31 I'm not going to do it. I don't know Raffi Ahmad.
10:33 Raffi.
10:39 Raffi.
10:41 When do I have to gather them?
10:45 When do I have to gather them?
10:47 When do I have to gather them?
10:49 You have to gather them with the producer.
10:51 There has to be a show.
10:53 Can you do it?
10:57 No. I'm going to ride a bus.
10:59 Can you do it?
11:01 Wait.
11:05 I'm the host.
11:07 I'm the host.
11:09 I'm the host.
11:11 You're the host.
11:13 Deal.
11:15 Deal.
11:17 Deal.
11:19 I'm going to ride a bus.
11:21 Okay.
11:23 Smile.
11:25 Smile.
11:27 What's the name of the show?
11:31 Ketawa.
11:33 Ketawa.
11:35 What's the name of the show?
11:37 We're done with the challenge.
11:39 Okay.
11:41 Look.
11:43 Look.
11:45 Look at the bus.
11:47 If you rent a bus, be careful.
11:49 I don't want to.
11:51 I know you can't.
11:53 Because...
11:55 What we want is...
11:57 how people react...
11:59 when Sultan rides a bus.
12:01 when Sultan rides a bus.
12:03 Okay.
12:05 I'm stealing.
12:07 Wait for it.
12:09 She's so stingy.
12:11 But, Nurdin has to eat, too.
12:13 No. I'm done.
12:15 She's done.
12:17 Okay.
12:19 Okay.
12:21 Hold on.
12:23 I have a show when Nurdin eats.
12:25 I'm going to expose you.
12:27 I'm going to expose you.
12:29 Let's see.
12:31 (Nurdin eats)
12:33 It's good.
12:39 It's good.
12:41 It's good.
12:43 It's spicy.
12:59 It's good.
13:01 It's good.
13:03 Nurdin.
13:09 Nurdin.
13:11 Nurdin, are you happy?
13:13 Yes, she's happy.
13:15 I want to challenge Nurdin.
13:17 It's expensive.
13:19 It's expensive.
13:21 Be quiet.
13:25 Smile.
13:27 On Monday,
13:29 who's the leader?
13:31 Me.
13:33 Okay. Because she's the leader.
13:35 She doesn't do anything.
13:37 One day, you wear black.
13:39 Like that. Okay?
13:43 Okay? You're wearing white.
13:45 Come on.
13:47 Come on.
13:49 Salaman.
13:51 Nurdin.
13:53 Don't be jealous.
13:55 Come on.
13:57 You have to do that.
13:59 Please, record this.
14:01 He doesn't want to follow us.
14:03 What are you doing?
14:05 Wait.
14:07 You have to know that Rafi Amat often does that.
14:09 Let's go.
14:13 I can't.
14:15 He often does that.
14:17 Why are you doing that?
14:19 He's talented.
14:21 He's talented.
14:23 He's talented.
14:29 He's a newbie.
14:31 I'll prove it tomorrow.
14:33 Loren, we'll prove it tomorrow.
14:35 If I succeed, what will you give me?
14:37 10 million.
14:39 I'll give you my money.
14:41 I don't have it.
14:43 I know.
14:45 Where did you borrow money to buy ice cream?
14:49 Where did you borrow money to buy ice cream?
14:51 300.
14:55 1 million.
14:57 That's my house's money.
14:59 I feel sorry for you.
15:01 Anyway,
15:03 if you can accept my challenge, that's good.
15:05 So, your next challenge is for Anwar.
15:07 I can give you my money back.
15:09 We'll see.
15:11 You can.
15:13 Deal first.
15:15 Deal first.
15:17 You'll give it to me later, right?
15:19 But, I don't have money.
15:21 Listen.
15:25 Shut up.
15:27 Shut up.
15:29 Instead of arguing,
15:31 let me call you.
15:33 I'll tell you.
15:39 You don't let's mix.
15:41 Don't edibuk by cover.
15:43 Nothing by comment.
15:46 I'll call you later.
15:48 Okay. Thank you.
15:50 I'll change my mic.
15:54 Mom.
15:56 Mom, I want to fix my eyes.
15:59 Okay.
16:01 Where are you going?
16:02 I want to fix my eyes.
16:03 So, I can call you more.
16:05 Alright, everybody.
16:12 Good night.
16:14 See you again with me, Raffi Ahmad Penyiar.
16:17 Who is a playboy.
16:20 Who is very handsome.
16:22 And of course, beside me is my friend.
16:25 Yes, I'm Ruben, a playboy.
16:28 Yes.
16:30 Still on Radio Kitawa FM.
16:32 Your place is Ngakak.
16:34 Okay. Now, we're going to read...
16:38 Top 5 songs.
16:40 That's right. But, I'm sorry for you, listeners.
16:43 If you think that we're very handsome.
16:46 Because of our handsome face, we can disturb...
16:49 Domestic flight schedule.
16:51 That's very amazing.
16:54 Okay. Let's see the top 5.
16:58 Okay.
17:00 Who's on the top 5?
17:04 [Music]
17:32 [Music]
17:53 Wow. That's very viral.
17:58 And also, the listeners here.
18:00 The listeners here are not only from the city, but also from abroad.
18:04 Even from our health.
18:06 Alright. We're going to try to prank Ruben.
18:09 How about we prank the artists who are doing that viral thing?
18:13 Okay. We're going to try.
18:16 Yes.
18:17 Do you understand how to do that?
18:21 Where is he?
18:26 You...
18:27 [Music]
18:42 That's very cool.
18:45 Perfect.
18:46 Our faces look like in the anime.
18:49 Perfect.
18:51 That's cool.
18:56 What's that, baby?
18:58 That's very good.
19:00 But we also have a gift for you.
19:03 From Mamat Portal.
19:05 Mamat Portal wants to give a gift to Lina Gemblong.
19:08 The gift is, "Aa, don't go home late at night. Don't forget to buy a soap."
19:11 Yes.
19:13 Okay.
19:14 If you're going to work, buy it.
19:16 Let's see the fourth position.
19:18 Who's on the fourth position?
19:24 Dangerous.
19:26 You must know that Indiankara is an Indonesian song...
19:32 ...that is always trending when you cover Dangdut and Pantorak.
19:36 [Music]
19:39 [Music]
19:43 [Music]
19:46 [Music]
19:54 [Music]
20:00 [Music]
20:08 [Music]
20:11 [Music]
20:17 [Music]
20:23 [Music]
20:30 That's very beautiful.
20:33 I think if that woman comes here, I not only want to give her chocolate...
20:37 ...but I also want to give her a prayer device.
20:40 A prayer device.
20:43 Yes.
20:44 And coincidentally, on the fourth song, we have the original singer.
20:49 Where is she?
20:50 This is Yeni Inka.
20:52 Hello.
20:58 Hello.
21:03 Please.
21:04 Where am I?
21:06 In the middle.
21:07 I'm in the middle of handsome men.
21:11 Because if I'm in the middle, I'll be pushed by him.
21:14 Why is your name Yeni?
21:17 What should it be?
21:18 Sayang.
21:19 What if it's Nurdin?
21:20 It should be Sayang.
21:21 No, it should be Sayang.
21:22 I don't want to be with his father.
21:23 I'm not going to be with Cipu.
21:25 I don't want to.
21:26 Because his father is old.
21:27 Don't call him father.
21:29 It's bad.
21:31 Where are you from?
21:33 Kondak.
21:34 You're the one who asked.
21:36 He said I'm from your heart.
21:38 No, you're from my lost bone.
21:40 Yeni.
21:44 How do you feel when you're called as Queen of Angbiar?
21:47 Actually, I'm very happy.
21:49 Because I've been a fan of Almarhum since the beginning.
21:52 He's in Kempot.
21:53 But we haven't met.
21:55 We haven't met on stage.
21:57 He's no longer here.
21:59 But, has he ever been to Angbiar?
22:02 Angbiar?
22:03 He's from Angbiar.
22:05 He's from Angbiar.
22:07 He's from Angbiar.
22:09 If I'm not from Angbiar, I'll be with you.
22:11 Sayang.
22:12 You're so cute.
22:17 What?
22:18 You like to flirt, right?
22:20 I'm not a flirt.
22:22 He likes to practice.
22:25 Try to practice.
22:26 I'm not a flirt.
22:28 I won't flirt with a girl.
22:31 There's no difference.
22:33 Why?
22:34 What can I do? You're different.
22:36 Yeni.
22:40 If you're not done, sing a little.
22:42 I'll sing?
22:43 What song should I sing?
22:45 Yes.
22:46 Soleram.
22:47 All the dancers, please stand up.
22:50 Let's shake it up.
22:55 [Music]
22:58 [Singing]
23:05 Can you stand up?
23:07 [Singing]
23:14 [Singing]
23:18 [Singing]
23:26 [Singing]
23:33 [Singing]
23:41 [Singing]
23:48 [Music]
23:52 Let's shake it up.
23:54 Radio, come on.
23:56 [Music]
24:03 [Singing]
24:07 [Music]
24:11 [Singing]
24:15 [Music]
24:20 [Music]
24:27 [Music]
24:33 [Music]
24:39 [Music]
24:45 [Music]
24:51 [Music]
24:57 [Music]
25:03 [Music]
25:09 [Music]
25:15 [Music]
25:21 [Music]
25:27 [Music]
25:33 [Music]
25:39 Yay.
25:41 Let's sit down.
25:43 Clap your hands.
25:45 We'll go to the third chart.
25:48 Who's in the third position?
25:50 Here it is.
25:51 The third position is...
25:53 Dangerous.
25:57 A viral video of a 11-year-old kid...
26:04 ...who was singing on a new week.
26:06 Let's watch the viral video.
26:08 [Music]
26:12 [Music]
26:17 [Music]
26:22 [Music]
26:27 [Music]
26:32 [Music]
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26:42 [Music]
26:44 [Music]
26:49 [Music]
26:52 [Music]
26:57 Okay. Let's call the third position.
27:00 Cahaya.
27:02 Cahaya.
27:08 Hello, Cahaya.
27:13 Mama.
27:15 Our kid just came home.
27:17 How are you, dear? Are you happy?
27:21 Give her a greeting.
27:23 You'll have a holiday with your parents.
27:25 Oh, yes.
27:26 So, it's like a family.
27:28 Sister, you'll come, too.
27:30 If there's no one, it's like that.
27:37 If there's no one, it's like that.
27:39 If there's no one, it's like that.
27:40 Come with me.
27:43 Hello.
27:45 Cahaya is so viral, right?
27:47 She's from Pekanbaru.
27:49 Wow. Hello, Pekanbaru.
27:51 Who's from Pekanbaru?
27:52 Hello, Pekanbaru.
27:53 Hello.
27:54 Everyone is watching Cahaya.
27:56 Okay.
27:57 Sing a song, please.
27:59 Ayang.
28:00 Ayang, okay.
28:01 Orchestra.
28:02 Don't panic.
28:03 Orchestra.
28:04 Ayang.
28:05 [Music]
28:08 Hey.
28:09 [Music]
28:13 Team Joget.
28:15 Team Joget.
28:17 [Music]
28:24 Ayang, when will you come home?
28:27 I always think of you.
28:32 I never heard from you.
28:35 Although I know you're a good person.
28:40 Your face is just like a book.
28:45 But it feels like a smile.
28:49 My breath is far from you.
28:53 Without your attention, I'm bored.
28:57 You're my soul.
29:00 You're my happiness.
29:01 You're my heart.
29:03 You're my love.
29:05 I don't want you to leave me alone.
29:12 I'm so lonely.
29:14 I'm lonely.
29:16 I'm lonely.
29:18 As long as you're happy, I'm happy.
29:22 I'm happy right now.
29:26 [Music]
29:32 I'm so proud of you.
29:34 I'm so proud of you.
29:36 I'm proud of you.
29:40 His mom is proud of him.
29:42 The video is viral.
29:44 I was asked, who made the video first?
29:48 The one who made the video? / Yes.
29:51 Who?
29:53 The one who made the video?
29:55 The one who made the video? / Yes.
29:58 It's you, right?
29:59 Who?
30:00 Who?
30:03 The other one?
30:04 Om...
30:05 Om Tegar.
30:07 Is he Om Tegar?
30:09 He's his dad.
30:11 He's his dad? / Yes.
30:12 Okay.
30:13 I'm sorry.
30:14 I'm sorry if I'm his dad. I was just kidding.
30:18 He's my dad, too.
30:21 Oh, really?
30:22 Okay.
30:23 I'll go with you.
30:25 Bye.
30:28 Bye.
30:29 I heard that you're viral when you're playing with your dad.
30:33 I'm here, too.
30:35 Let me see your dad.
30:37 Hello, sir.
30:50 I'm here when you're playing with your dad.
30:54 I'm viral.
30:55 You're viral when you're in Jakarta.
30:58 Yes.
30:59 You're in Jakarta, right?
31:02 Okay.
31:03 Sir.
31:04 I heard that your video is viral.
31:07 And now it's on TV.
31:09 Do you like it?
31:11 I love it.
31:12 You love it?
31:13 Who's your teacher?
31:16 The headteacher.
31:18 She's not here because she's tired.
31:24 Oh, she's tired.
31:25 What's your name, sir?
31:26 Safri.
31:27 Mr. Safri.
31:28 Okay.
31:29 Mr. Safri, this is Bersama Cahaya.
31:31 Finally, you're in contact with TransTV.
31:34 I know it's a blessing.
31:35 Yes.
31:36 How do you feel? Are you happy or not?
31:38 I'm happy.
31:39 You're happy, right?
31:40 You're on national TV.
31:41 How do you feel when you see your son singing?
31:44 He's watched by millions of people.
31:46 I'm proud.
31:47 I'm very proud.
31:48 You're touched, right?
31:49 I'm touched, too.
31:50 You're being filmed by your father.
31:54 Because parents are proud of their children.
31:57 I chose to sing to help you.
32:03 I love you so much.
32:04 I love you.
32:05 How do you express your love to me?
32:09 I love you, Dad.
32:15 Wow.
32:18 I love you, too.
32:20 How do you express your love to me?
32:22 I love you, too.
32:23 I love you, too.
32:25 I love you, too.
32:26 So, you're going to sing like this?
32:35 Thank you so much.
32:37 You're welcome.
32:38 Okay.
32:39 You're welcome.
32:40 Thank you, sir.
32:42 Look.
32:43 Chahaya went viral because she wanted to help her father.
32:48 She wanted to sing.
32:50 Did you come up with the idea?
32:52 Yes.
32:53 Look.
32:54 So, how did it go?
32:57 At first, Chahaya asked you to sing.
32:59 At first, she asked me to sing.
33:01 But I didn't want to.
33:02 So, Chahaya forced me to.
33:04 Then, you said, "Let's sing."
33:05 "Let's sing."
33:06 "Okay, let's sing."
33:07 How was your school?
33:08 It was still a school.
33:10 When did you sing?
33:11 When you were on vacation?
33:12 Yes, I was on vacation.
33:13 I see.
33:15 So, did you go home after school?
33:19 Yes, I did.
33:20 You did.
33:21 The important thing is not to disturb the school hours.
33:23 Yes.
33:24 Because Chahaya came to Jakarta and was escorted by the headteacher.
33:27 The headteacher was great.
33:29 She was great.
33:30 Okay.
33:31 Now, we're going to the second position for the song that was requested.
33:36 For Chahaya and Yeni.
33:38 What's the second position?
33:39 Who's the second position?
33:41 The second position is...
33:42 (Chahaya sings)
33:44 (Chahaya sings)
33:47 (Chahaya sings)
33:50 (Chahaya sings)
33:53 (Chahaya sings)
33:56 (Chahaya sings)
34:24 (Chahaya sings)
34:26 How about you sing with Yeni?
34:30 Can I?
34:31 Yes.
34:32 Okay.
34:33 Let's see.
34:34 Okay.
34:36 (Chahaya sings)
34:39 (Chahaya sings)
34:41 (Chahaya sings)
34:44 (Chahaya sings)
34:46 (Chahaya sings)
34:49 (Chahaya sings)
34:52 (Chahaya sings)
34:55 (Chahaya sings)
34:58 (Chahaya sings)
35:01 (Chahaya sings)
35:04 (Chahaya sings)
35:07 (Chahaya sings)
35:11 (Chahaya sings)
35:13 (Chahaya sings)
35:16 (Chahaya sings)
35:19 (Chahaya sings)
35:22 Yay!
35:24 I think Papa wants to hug you.
35:27 Come on.
35:29 Let's sit down.
35:30 Chahaya, you're next.
35:31 Okay.
35:33 We'll read the first position.
35:38 The first position for this week.
35:41 Who will sit down?
35:43 Because this song is not only for this day.
35:46 But only this time.
35:48 Who will be the first?
35:51 Let's see.
35:53 Here it is.
35:54 (Chahaya sings)
35:57 (Chahaya sings)
36:02 (Chahaya sings)
36:06 (Chahaya sings)
36:08 (Chahaya sings)
36:11 (Chahaya sings)
36:14 (Chahaya sings)
36:17 (Chahaya sings)
36:20 (Chahaya sings)
36:23 Hey!
36:25 (Chahaya sings)
36:28 (Chahaya sings)
36:31 This song is good.
36:34 It's good to sing this song in the morning.
36:36 I don't know why.
36:38 Sir.
36:56 I want to pick up...
36:58 Sir.
36:59 This.
37:01 Sir, I want to pick up my son.
37:04 My son wants to learn math.
37:07 Which one?
37:09 He's smart.
37:10 He's smart.
37:12 He's smart.
37:13 Sir.
37:15 This is his son?
37:16 This is his son.
37:17 Why is his face older than his son?
37:19 He's a different generation.
37:24 This is his son.
37:25 He's not good at math.
37:27 But he's good at calculation.
37:29 Sir, I'm going to school.
37:31 You haven't kissed me yet.
37:33 This.
37:36 Yeah.
37:38 Try it.
37:41 Sir, to make sure this is your son,
37:43 try to give him a hug.
37:45 Sir.
37:47 Actually, this is not my wife's son.
37:51 No.
37:52 Then, where is he from?
37:53 Is he from an egg?
37:55 From a pori-pori.
37:58 He's from a pori-pori.
38:00 This is my son.
38:02 He wants to learn math.
38:05 Try to kiss him.
38:07 I've been trying to kiss you.
38:09 Who is this?
38:11 I really like sweet father and son.
38:16 I've been successful in raising my son.
38:19 I have many good students.
38:21 Where?
38:22 This is one of them.
38:23 Where?
38:26 It's dangerous.
38:28 Viral Parcelawan, a woman from Jakarta,
38:33 has the ability to calculate without a calculator.
38:36 Look.
38:37 Multiplied by 8.
38:38 1176960.
38:41 Divided by 7.
38:42 225280.
38:46 Added 6589.
38:48 31869.
38:50 Minus 9999.
38:52 21870.
38:54 Multiplied by 5.
38:56 2.
38:57 Other than the parcel,
38:59 there's also a kid who has the ability to calculate fast.
39:03 Navisa.
39:04 64 times 73.
39:06 So?
39:07 33 minus 2.
39:11 65262.
39:14 784 times 64.
39:16 So?
39:17 50179.
39:24 How can you do that?
39:27 I want to be taught.
39:29 Look.
39:36 What do you think about them?
39:39 I want my son to be smart.
39:41 Isn't he smart in education?
39:43 Okay.
39:44 Mr. Muro, don't argue with her.
39:48 Don't argue?
39:52 This is my student.
39:54 Parcela.
39:56 Please.
39:59 You're Marcela?
40:02 Marcela.
40:03 Marcela.
40:04 You're good at math?
40:07 Yes. Can you give me a calculation?
40:09 If you're good at it...
40:10 Wait. He hasn't woken up yet.
40:12 He has.
40:14 Marcela, sit down.
40:16 If Marcela is good at it,
40:19 how many heartbeats did I have when I was near you?
40:23 What's going on?
40:27 What?
40:28 He said he's good at it.
40:29 Hurry up.
40:30 Let's test it.
40:32 Marcela.
40:33 5982.
40:37 Plus...
40:38 You add this.
40:39 5982.
40:42 Plus 8477.
40:45 800.
40:46 8477.
40:48 Plus 9900.
40:51 Plus?
40:52 Yes.
40:53 Plus 2003.
40:55 Plus?
40:56 Plus 2202.
40:58 2000.
40:59 202.
41:00 2000.
41:01 Done.
41:03 2202.
41:04 What's the answer?
41:05 27673.
41:08 Show it to the camera.
41:10 It's true.
41:17 If you're good at it,
41:19 how many heartbeats did I have when I was near you?
41:21 You can't.
41:24 Here.
41:25 You two, add more.
41:26 Let him work.
41:28 Add more. How many?
41:29 Add more.
41:31 Focus.
41:32 How many?
41:33 8829.
41:35 Yes.
41:36 Plus 9238.
41:40 Plus 1727.
41:44 Plus 8236.
41:47 Plus 1932.
41:50 The answer is?
41:51 I haven't count it yet.
41:53 How many?
41:54 932.
41:57 9962.
41:59 Correct.
42:01 Hold it.
42:03 It's true.
42:04 It's true.
42:05 It's true.
42:07 It's true.
42:08 I can't believe it.
42:10 You're not smart.
42:13 It's true.
42:14 You're not smart.
42:16 One more time.
42:18 You said 5728.
42:20 Don't say 5000.
42:21 I'll do it.
42:23 I'll do it.
42:25 5728.
42:27 It's hard.
42:29 5728.
42:31 Okay.
42:32 Next.
42:34 8123.
42:36 Plus 2193.
42:39 Plus 2472.
42:42 Plus 6029.
42:45 Plus 2712.
42:48 21559.
42:52 Why did you count it?
42:53 I did.
42:55 He didn't count it.
42:57 You're so stupid.
43:02 It's true.
43:04 You're not smart.
43:06 You're not romantic with Poh Halpah and Epi Mas Sambang.
43:09 How many?
43:13 It's true.
43:14 Correct.
43:16 How did you learn it?
43:18 How?
43:19 Shut up.
43:21 How did you learn it?
43:23 I learned it by...
43:25 By using a syringe.
43:27 Did you learn it from the stomach?
43:29 I learned it from birth.
43:31 You learned it by using a syringe?
43:32 Yes.
43:33 You learned it by using this?
43:34 Yes.
43:35 But you didn't use a syringe.
43:37 He learned it by using a syringe.
43:39 You're amazing.
43:40 You can teach him.
43:42 This is just...
43:48 This is just one.
43:50 I have a second student.
43:52 Please come in.
43:54 There's more.
43:57 Where's the mother?
43:59 Come on.
44:05 Please.
44:07 Come here.
44:08 You're stupid.
44:10 He's your son.
44:13 I can't.
44:14 I can't be his family.
44:16 I can't.
44:18 Sit down.
44:19 Let's sit down.
44:20 Sit down.
44:22 Sit down.
44:23 Sit down.
44:25 I'm the one who's a school.
44:33 I want to check.
44:35 Now, introduce him.
44:37 What's his name?
44:38 Nafisa.
44:39 Nafisa and his teacher?
44:41 Buleni.
44:42 Buleni.
44:43 From Bandung.
44:45 He said, "Nafisa."
44:47 He said, "Nafisa."
44:48 Nafisa and Raffi.
44:53 Come on.
44:54 Slowly.
44:55 Ready?
44:56 Nafisa first.
44:57 72 times 8.
44:59 576.
45:02 Correct.
45:03 I'll go first.
45:04 Correct.
45:05 576.
45:06 You're late.
45:07 Okay.
45:10 Ready?
45:11 Okay.
45:12 102 divided by 2.
45:15 51.
45:16 Correct.
45:17 I can do it.
45:21 Wait.
45:22 We're being fooled.
45:23 You're his son.
45:26 Yes.
45:27 He's a super-equal.
45:28 Eat first.
45:29 You eat here.
45:30 You're getting worse.
45:31 Standby.
45:35 Nafisa first.
45:36 5 times 6.
45:38 Add 120.
45:42 Minus 3.
45:46 147.
45:48 Correct.
45:49 147.
45:53 Alpha.
45:57 You're cheating.
45:58 It's still wrong.
46:00 It's still wrong.
46:01 That's why you're a fool since you're a kid.
46:03 Do you understand?
46:04 Fool.
46:06 Okay.
46:07 Ready?
46:08 555.
46:10 555.
46:12 Times 223.
46:14 Correct.
46:16 123.765.
46:21 You're the last one.
46:26 No.
46:27 I'm counting like this.
46:28 Why?
46:29 What are you doing?
46:32 I'm counting like this.
46:34 Why are you doing this?
46:36 555 times 223.
46:39 123.765.
46:46 Okay.
46:50 You don't have to use that.
46:53 Don't use the vibration.
46:54 What is it?
46:55 Vibration.
46:57 It's okay.
46:58 Vibration is good.
46:59 I just want to know.
47:01 She wants to make it worse.
47:03 Yes.
47:04 Let's do the vibration test.
47:07 No.
47:08 Let's do the vibration test.
47:10 If you know the answer, ring the bell.
47:12 Alpha, you're the one who's cheating.
47:14 I'm the one who's cheating.
47:15 I'm the one who's cheating.
47:16 Is it right or wrong?
47:17 I'm checking.
47:18 Who's playing?
47:19 Me.
47:20 All of you are smart.
47:22 I'm smart.
47:24 What are you playing?
47:25 I'm smart.
47:27 This is a bell.
47:29 Teacher.
47:33 If you're smart, you're good.
47:35 You can be the judge.
47:37 Okay.
47:38 You should count how much I love you.
47:42 You're cheating.
47:47 You're noisy.
47:49 But...
47:51 But...
47:52 I want to give an expressive answer.
47:55 I want to give an expressive answer.
47:57 Okay?
47:58 Farzana can do it.
47:59 I can do it.
48:00 Okay.
48:01 I'll test Farzana first.
48:02 The answer is like that.
48:04 Be expressive.
48:05 One plus one.
48:06 Two.
48:07 Okay. Good.
48:08 Ring the bell first.
48:12 Okay.
48:13 Ready.
48:14 Focus.
48:15 I'm checking.
48:16 Alpha, you can't do it.
48:17 I'm not doing it.
48:18 I'm counting.
48:19 So, he can know.
48:20 Okay.
48:24 Focus.
48:25 150 plus 15.
48:27 Plus 29.
48:28 Plus 66.
48:29 Plus 25.
48:31 Minus 66.
48:32 Plus 91.
48:34 Plus 44.
48:35 Minus 55.
48:36 Minus 68.
48:38 231.
48:40 231. Correct.
48:41 Really?
48:42 Really.
48:43 Okay.
48:44 What?
48:50 Alpha.
48:51 Sir.
48:53 You're so fast.
48:55 Hurry up.
48:56 Don't be in a hurry.
48:59 150.
49:00 156.
49:01 I'm confused.
49:02 Confused.
49:03 How?
49:04 Okay.
49:06 Ready.
49:07 Now,
49:08 What?
49:11 Farzana has got 100 points.
49:14 Now,
49:15 Nafisa and...
49:17 Who?
49:18 That's her.
49:22 Nafisa and Narogong.
49:24 Okay.
49:25 Listen.
49:29 267 minus 78.
49:33 Plus 22.
49:34 Plus 62.
49:36 Minus 74.
49:37 Minus 53.
49:39 I'll go first.
49:42 246.
49:45 Correct.
49:46 I'm right.
49:49 I'm right.
49:50 I'm right.
49:52 She's right.
49:53 146.
49:56 Nafisa was confused.
49:58 But, she got 146.
50:00 She's right.
50:01 You're wrong.
50:02 This person is wrong.
50:03 Okay.
50:06 [Music]
50:12 [Arabic]
50:15 [Arabic]
50:19 [Arabic]
50:23 [Arabic]
50:27 [Arabic]
50:30 [Arabic]
50:37 [Arabic]
50:42 [Arabic]
50:53 [Arabic]
50:56 [Arabic]
51:03 [Arabic]
51:16 [Arabic]
51:19 [Arabic]
51:30 [Arabic]
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51:55 [Arabic]
52:08 [Arabic]
52:11 [Arabic]
52:21 [Arabic]
52:34 [Arabic]
52:37 [Arabic]
52:42 [Arabic]
52:49 [Arabic]
52:58 [Arabic]
53:01 [Music]
53:12 I don't use this.
53:16 I can do it.
53:17 I can do it.
53:19 Ma'am.
53:21 Can you move to there for a while?
53:23 I have to go to the toilet.
53:26 Be careful, ma'am.
53:28 Ma'am.
53:30 You're the judge, right?
53:31 I just read the question.
53:32 I don't know the answer.
53:33 Now,
53:37 Nafisa and Alpha.
53:39 Do you know if my answer is right or not?
53:41 She said she won't use that.
53:45 Yes.
53:46 She said she can't use calculator.
53:48 Focus.
53:51 91 plus 33 plus 55
53:55 minus 12
53:56 plus 99
53:58 minus 5
53:59 plus 10
54:00 Nafisa.
54:03 271.
54:04 Correct.
54:05 Wrong.
54:06 268.
54:10 Why did you say it's wrong?
54:12 It's wrong.
54:13 Alpha said 268 is wrong.
54:15 It's wrong.
54:16 Wait.
54:17 Wait.
54:19 I said it's wrong.
54:21 She said, "Why did you say it's wrong?"
54:24 My rank.
54:25 My rank is tennis.
54:26 You said it's wrong.
54:27 Yes, Alpha.
54:28 You said it's wrong.
54:29 You're so stupid.
54:30 Sir.
54:34 This girl doesn't need to be our student.
54:36 This is a religious lesson.
54:37 I think she's not good enough.
54:39 Sir.
54:46 Please.
54:47 I want to be operated.
54:48 Sit there.
54:49 I want to be operated.
54:50 I want to be operated on my ribs.
54:52 Can I?
54:54 Can I?
54:55 You're always joking.
54:58 What's wrong?
55:01 I want my nose to be operated.
55:05 So, it'll be sharper.
55:07 I'm tired of being told, "Your nose is sharp."
55:11 I want to be told, "Your nose is sharp."
55:13 A sharp nose is just a metaphor.
55:19 But I want it.
55:20 Or I can break it.
55:23 No, sir.
55:24 I don't want to be operated.
55:25 Can I?
55:26 Or I can bend my ribs.
55:27 And I can use a chicken bone to break it.
55:29 No.
55:31 I'm tired of it.
55:32 There's a new concept in 2012.
55:34 Let's see.
55:35 There are some examples.
55:36 Where?
55:37 Where?
55:38 I want to be operated.
55:39 You want to be operated on your ribs, right?
55:42 Yes.
55:43 (I want to be operated)
55:45 Sir, can I be a man?
56:03 Let me check.
56:05 Like in anime.
56:06 Yes.
56:07 Wait a minute.
56:08 I like Japanese.
56:10 Don't sleep there.
56:11 I want to be fished.
56:12 I want to be fished because I have a lot of money.
56:20 Sir, come here.
56:26 What?
56:27 I don't dare to come here.
56:28 Because I don't look like a porn star.
56:29 But I look like a romantic.
56:31 I want to be operated.
56:36 Don't play with my heart.
56:38 I can do it.
56:40 If I say you can't do it, you can't do it.
56:42 Can I be operated?
56:44 You'd better be operated on your brain.
56:47 Please.
56:50 I want to be operated by a girl.
56:53 What?
56:54 I went to Bali yesterday.
56:55 And I was picked up by another girl.
56:57 Please.
56:58 You were picked up by another girl.
57:01 You were picked up by another girl.
57:03 You're so rude.
57:06 Please.
57:07 (The operation was successful.)
57:09 What's this?
57:14 I'm surprised.
57:15 Hello, doctor.
57:16 Thank you, doctor.
57:18 How are you?
57:24 I'm fine.
57:25 Thank you.
57:26 The operation was amazing.
57:29 It was so satisfying.
57:30 Of course.
57:31 Let's take off the bandage.
57:34 I want to do it.
57:35 There's a second step.
57:37 I want to change my nose.
57:39 Is this operated by this doctor?
57:43 This doctor.
57:44 Watch the news.
57:46 Where is it?
57:47 Look.
57:48 Mayang got operated.
57:50 Where?
57:52 It's dangerous.
57:55 Mayang just got operated.
58:00 She got tens of millions of rupiah.
58:03 Hi, guys.
58:05 I want to show you the result of my nose surgery.
58:11 This is my nose before the surgery.
58:14 It's wide and slanted.
58:16 I got operated but it's not swollen.
58:19 So, there's not much bandage.
58:21 So, here's the result.
58:23 What's the nose surgery?
58:29 When you're talking to netizens,
58:31 answer it.
58:33 Sir.
58:39 Please open the bandage.
58:41 Do you remember?
58:42 You opened it when I got circumcised.
58:44 That was five years ago.
58:48 Right?
58:49 Can you open it yourself?
58:52 Yes.
58:53 We have to check it.
58:55 Let's see the result.
58:56 You can open it yourself.
58:58 I'll show you the result.
59:00 Why the doctor?
59:02 I'm afraid I'll get a surgery.
59:04 Because I'm satisfied with the result.
59:09 Let him open it.
59:10 Okay.
59:11 Let's open it slowly.
59:13 Count it.
59:14 One.
59:15 Wait.
59:16 It's like opening a door.
59:18 One.
59:21 Two.
59:22 Three.
59:23 Congratulations.
59:26 Thank you.
59:27 Doc.
59:33 This bandage is like my circumcision bandage.
59:35 The bandage is broken.
59:38 But, it's still good.
59:39 I still keep it.
59:41 The result is satisfying.
59:44 It's good, right?
59:45 It's really good.
59:46 It's very natural.
59:47 That's what I said.
59:48 The swelling is getting worse.