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00:00 [music]
00:11 [music]
00:18 Have joined up with the Traveling Rodeo Show.
00:20 Stop! Coming through town tonight.
00:22 Stop! We'll drop by for a visit.
00:24 Stop! P.S. The sooner you quit reading this message and get to opening the golden door, the sooner we can get to a visiting.
00:32 Howdy, n-n-n-nephew!
00:34 Would've got here sooner, but it took forever to find a telegraph office in this day and age.
00:38 Don't give up my singing career to join the rodeo.
00:41 Even dusted off my old lariat and relearned my old rope tricks.
00:45 Yee-haw!
00:47 [music]
01:02 Dad busted! Got a guitar string on ya, nephew? I see one.
01:07 [music]
01:16 Well, it sure is mighty good to see y'all.
01:19 N-n-n-nephew, it's a mite lonesome on the road.
01:22 [music]
01:30 What's wrong with this here c-c-c-critter? He gone loco?
01:33 All this mad cow disease can drive a man to penury. He can't be too careful.
01:38 Let's just check this critter out for any other symptoms.
01:41 Heh, well, looky that. The hooves is all as soft as a marshmallow.
01:46 This calls for a complete look-see.
01:48 [music]
01:50 Open up there, critter. Gotta take a look under the hood to inspect your internal parts.
01:55 T-t-t-teticulars.
01:57 Oh, now some dang fool gone turned out the lights.
02:00 Good thing I brought along some matches.
02:03 There, now I can see a little better.
02:06 [music]
02:12 [coughing]
02:17 [music]
02:24 I guess it's the rainy season around these here parts.
02:27 [music]
02:28 Oh, dag nabbit. All that humidity done shrunk my t-t-t-t-ten gallon hat down to a half pound.
02:35 [music]
02:38 Unfortunately for this poor critter, I got some bad news.
02:42 Judging from his insides, he's just about the sorriest specimen I ever did see.
02:47 I'm afraid we're gonna have to put him out to pasture.
02:49 Can't have this one infecting the rest of your herd.
02:52 Well, just fetch me a branding iron.
02:54 [music]
02:55 Tire iron?
02:56 [music]
02:57 Well, there's more than one way to skinec-t-t-t-t-tet.
03:01 Let me just have a look around your chuck wagon here to find some appropriate equipment.
03:05 [music]
03:07 Now I'm gonna show you how we do this down in the panhandle.
03:10 [music]
03:19 Oh, hang on a second, n-n-n-nephew.
03:21 I believe this critter's done had a miraculous recovery.
03:24 [music]
03:28 Back off of my critter.
03:30 [music]
03:34 Get the tire ahead, get along little doggies.
03:37 [music]
03:45 Now, where'd that doggie go?
03:47 Was here just a minute ago.
03:49 [music]
03:54 Aw, there he is.
03:56 It's your misfortune and none of my own.
03:59 Get the tire ahead, get along little doggies.
04:02 [music]
04:04 Woo-hoo!
04:05 Now we're bronco busted.
04:07 Ha!
04:08 Get the tire ahead, get along little doggies.
04:11 It's your misfortune and none of my own.
04:13 Get the tire ahead, get along little doggies.
04:16 It's time for Wyoming to be a new home.
04:19 [music]
04:26 Now, where do you suppose that critter done got to?
04:29 [music]
04:31 How long about sunset?
04:33 That's when you want to be administering a little bit of Texas fingers to your livestock.
04:37 This is full of nutrition, ambition, sassafrass, and a touch of chili pepper to give it a little jit.
04:43 [music]
04:48 Hmm, maybe just a touch too much, kid.
04:51 [music]
04:59 Yah-boo!
05:00 [music]
05:09 Now here comes a demonstrating a brand in this here critter.
05:12 This here's a newfangled laser intensified branding iron.
05:16 I can adjust the setting so you don't feel a dad burn thing.
05:19 Whoops, where's the shut off valve on this thing?
05:22 [scream]
05:23 Whoa there, I guess I should have read the instructions a little bit more.
05:27 [scream]
05:29 [music]
05:33 [scream]
05:34 [explosion]
05:35 Yep, we lose more doggies that way.
05:38 [laugh]
05:40 [music]
05:54 Dag nabbit! Busted a guitar string right in the middle of the chorus.
05:59 [music]
06:02 [mumble]
06:04 That's the hard part right there in the middle there.
06:06 Well, so long n-n-n-nephew.
06:09 Don't forget to watch the rodeo show on TV t-t-t-tonight.
06:13 Thanks for all your hospitality.
06:15 Looky here, here comes my ride.
06:17 [music]
06:23 And now it's time for the Lone Star Rodeo's biggest laugh sensation,
06:28 Uncle Pecos, the rodeo clown.
06:31 [laugh]
06:34 [music]
06:41 Yah, doggie, come on!
06:43 [music]
06:47 Woo-hoo! Now we're bronco busted!