096 - Pecos Pest
Transcript
00:00 [ Music ]
00:24 [ Music ]
00:41 >> Howdy there, nephew.
00:43 [ Music ]
00:47 Gotta rehearse my song.
00:50 [ Singing ]
00:58 That's kind of pretty before it gets started, ain't it?
01:01 [ Singing ]
01:25 That's a hard part right in there, isn't it, nephew?
01:28 [ Singing ]
01:40 And the yodel goes right in there somewhere, but it's a little too high for me.
01:44 [ Singing ]
02:08 That's that hard part again right in there.
02:11 [ Singing ]
02:17 You got a guitar string on you in there, nephew?
02:20 I see one.
02:22 [ Music ]
02:31 Oh, froggy went a-courting, he did right.
02:35 [ Singing ]
02:39 Thank you, partner. Kate sang without a string.
02:42 [ Singing ]
02:51 [ Glass shattering ]
02:53 [ Music ]
03:02 Oh, froggy went a-courting, he did right. Crambo.
03:07 [ Singing ]
03:11 Froggy went a-courting.
03:14 Oh, froggy went a-courting, he did right.
03:18 I'll have another whisker and then a neck, you.
03:21 [ Music ]
03:27 [ Gunshot ]
03:28 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
03:32 Don't try to stop me, n-n-nephew.
03:34 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
03:36 [ Gunshot ]
03:37 Oh, there you are.
03:39 Come back here, you unricked critter.
03:42 I don't aim to let one little old cat whisker stand in between me and payment.
03:46 Oh, yeah.
03:47 Bend down here, cat.
03:49 Let's have a mic.
03:51 Stand still.
03:52 Ain't gonna hurt much if I yank it out.
03:55 Come back here, you unricked critter.
03:58 I've got to have a whisker.
03:59 I've got to have one, that's all.
04:01 [ Gunshot ]
04:02 [ Music ]
04:21 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
04:23 [ Gunshot ]
04:25 There you are.
04:27 [ Music ]
04:32 You know darn well I can't play without a guitar string.
04:35 [ Music ]
04:41 [ Laughter ]
04:42 Come on out here, nephew.
04:44 Here's what I play for my encore.
04:46 [ Music ]
05:06 [ Screams ]
05:08 You know darn well I can't leave without a guitar string.
05:13 [GUNFIRE]
05:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:18 Well, so long, n-- n-- nephew.
05:27 Don't forget to see me on t-- t-- t-- t-- t-- t-- t--
05:30 t-- t-- t-- t-- tv tomorrow night!
05:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:35 And now, ladies and gentlemen, introducing
05:38 for the first time, a new singing television
05:41 star, Uncle Paco!
05:43 [APPLAUSE]
05:46 [SINGING]
05:53 [GLASS BREAKING]
06:04 [LAUGHING]
06:07 [WHISTLING]
06:09 [GLASS BREAKING]
06:11 [SINGING]
06:14 [SINGING]
06:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:21 (upbeat music)
06:23 [BLANK_AUDIO]