Honest Trailers | Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Pt. 1
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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - In a world that's starting to get tired
00:11 of long running franchises,
00:12 comes another installment of the long running franchise
00:17 that went from an exciting canvas for directors
00:19 to make a spy movie.
00:21 - To the "Cruise and Macquarie" action stunt spectacular.
00:24 Step right up folks and witness
00:25 the ninth wonder of the world.
00:27 Tiny Tom Cruise, a legend in the world
00:28 of cinematic acrobatics, will bolt himself
00:30 off this fairy cliff armed only with his motorcycle
00:33 and a steadfast belief in his own abilities.
00:35 Only $14 to see if he survives the journey
00:37 over the Alps, onto the speeding train,
00:39 and into the hearts of patriotic Americans everywhere.
00:42 - Mission colon impossible, "Dead Reckoning" part one.
00:47 Ethan Hunt is back.
00:49 He's still going rogue.
00:51 - Your habitual rogue behavior will not be tolerated.
00:54 - Putting us on an unsanctioned mission
00:56 which has gone rogue before it even started.
00:58 - He always goes rogue.
00:59 - Still masking up and still flexing
01:02 the special skills section of his resume.
01:04 - It's worthless without this kid.
01:07 (speaking in foreign language)
01:09 - I'm trying to get away from this now, dad!
01:12 - This time he's up against the entity.
01:14 Like Chet Chibiti, if it could do more than just plagiarize,
01:17 this dark Siri can impersonate anybody.
01:20 - Turn left, turn right.
01:22 Ethan, you're talking to the entity.
01:23 - Dox anyone, throw a sweet rager.
01:27 - You could even say that this party
01:29 is that interested party.
01:30 - And predict every outcome but one.
01:33 What if Barbie and Oppenheimer released the next week
01:38 and nuked the box office so hard no one cares anymore?
01:41 (upbeat music)
01:44 - Is this?
01:45 - The entity.
01:46 - So it's like DJ software or something?
01:48 Eh, I'll wait for part two.
01:50 Bow before Gabriel, a prestige version
01:53 of the I'm a Mac, I'm a PC guys.
01:55 - No idea the power I represent.
01:58 - He's repping team entity alongside this bag of quirks
02:02 masquerading as a henchman.
02:03 They're in a hunt against hunt to locate a mysterious key,
02:07 which is actually two keys.
02:09 - So anyone could have her half of the key.
02:12 - That combined to form one key.
02:15 - Two halves of the cruciform key.
02:17 - A very.
02:18 - The key will be mine.
02:20 - Important.
02:21 - This key has gotta change the world.
02:25 - Key.
02:26 - Whatever the completed key unlocks, I will find it.
02:30 - Help me complete the key.
02:31 - Assuming we get the complete key at the party tonight.
02:34 - The key to world domination is of all things, a key.
02:37 - In conclusion, key.
02:40 - The key is only the beginning.
02:43 - Ilsa Faust returns as Ethan Hunt's badass situation ship.
02:47 - It's my first time in Venice.
02:49 - Then there's newcomer Grace,
02:51 who shares Ethan's affinity for closeup magic.
02:54 - What the fuck?
02:55 - And ability to play through a bad concussion.
02:58 - Freeze.
02:58 - It's okay.
03:02 - Slow.
03:03 - Atta girl, Grace, shake it off, back in the game.
03:06 Ethan's handler, Kittredge, returns.
03:10 Clearly still pissed that his suit
03:12 smells like aquarium water.
03:13 - It's my job to use you.
03:19 - Agent Briggs is on his tail with one weird trick
03:22 that works 0% of the time.
03:25 - What did you just say?
03:26 - Oh, oh, oh.
03:28 - And of course, Benjy and Luther return
03:30 for a double dose of guy at the computer
03:32 yelling instructions.
03:33 - Ethan, that is not me.
03:34 - And guy at the computer calmly giving instructions.
03:37 - Nothing to worry about, it's under control.
03:40 - Yes, I copy.
03:42 Look, I'm just trying to help you.
03:44 - With an algorithm on the loose,
03:46 everyone will be plunged into a confusing world of lies.
03:49 - Whoever controls the entity controls the truth.
03:53 - Where no one can know what's real
03:54 and what's misinformation.
03:56 - You're playing four dimensional chess with an algorithm.
03:59 - And every claim has to be second and third guessed.
04:02 - What if that's what the entity wants us to think?
04:04 - That's like the high stakes equivalent
04:06 of only getting your news
04:07 from the app formerly known as Twitter.
04:09 - Nothing anyone says is true.
04:11 - You better pull this one off, Ethan.
04:12 The AI is coming for us, even the actors.
04:22 - So if you only see one stunt first blockbuster
04:25 that retcons the backstory
04:27 with a driving chase scene along Rome's Spanish steppes,
04:30 see this one over Fast X for sure.
04:32 - Here we go.
04:34 - Because hey, it might be
04:36 one of the more depressing installments,
04:37 but Tom is only gonna be able to do this (beep)
04:39 one more time, okay?
04:40 - What do you expect me to do?
04:42 - Well, just, you know, jump.
04:44 - Jump?
04:45 - Trust me, you're gonna miss him when he's gone,
04:47 like Shelly Miscavige.
04:50 - Starring Ethan Stunt.
04:53 How have we not done that one already?
04:55 Atwell that ends well.
04:57 Sean of the Fed.
04:59 Mama Dune.
05:00 No Morales.
05:02 Gerard Slay.
05:04 Eugene Kittredge.
05:06 Chief Wiggum.
05:07 And Black Hat.
05:09 What?
05:10 It's a hacking term, geez.
05:12 Mission Improbable, Stunt on These Foes.
05:18 You know, it was so fun that they brought back Kittredge.
05:21 Now when is Emilio Estevez gonna return to the franchise?
05:23 Oh, right, his face.
05:26 - Hey, Screen Junkies.
05:28 We got the chance to waste 10 minutes
05:30 of Invincible creator Robert Kirkman's time.
05:32 So we made him react to our Honest Trailer for Invincible.
05:35 - I enjoy Honest Trailers myself
05:37 and I watch them all the time.
05:39 And then to see that thing you enjoy turned on you
05:44 is pretty heartbreaking and I don't enjoy it.
05:46 - Click the box on the right to watch him
05:48 turn the tables on our ass.
05:50 You ever wonder what a booger smells like?
05:54 I recently hiked the Appalachian Trail.
05:57 It was just the width, but it's a start.
06:00 Oh baby, you, you got what I need.
06:04 But you say he's just a friend
06:06 and you say he's just a friend.
06:08 Sounds like Tracy Morgan when he sings it.