Kick-Ass (2010) - Official Trailer #2
Kick-Ass (2010) - Official Trailer #2
Transcript
00:00 [no audio]
00:07 [dramatic music]
00:09 How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?
00:11 Why, I don't know. Probably 'cause it's impossible.
00:13 Putting on a mask and helping people? How's that impossible?
00:16 Dude, if anybody did it in real life, they'd get their ass kicked.
00:19 [grunts]
00:20 Oh, no, I'm just standing around, you know.
00:23 [grunts]
00:23 No, I'm not!
00:24 [screams]
00:25 [explosion]
00:26 I was just a regular guy.
00:27 Hey, gorgeous.
00:28 Hey.
00:28 My only superpower was being invisible to girls.
00:31 [laughs]
00:32 [dramatic music]
00:33 Comic books had it wrong.
00:34 You don't need a power to be a superhero.
00:37 [grunts]
00:37 Leave him alone!
00:38 It's none of your business!
00:39 [grunts]
00:40 Yes, it is.
00:41 [grunts]
00:41 Hey, there's a dude dressed like a superhero out there fighting a bunch of guys.
00:44 [dramatic music]
00:47 Who are you?
00:48 I'm Kick-Ass.
00:49 [explosion]
00:50 Kick-Ass has become the latest internet phenomenon.
00:53 This is awesome.
00:54 [grunts]
00:54 You did actually pretty good.
00:55 [grunts]
00:56 You should call himself Ass-Kick instead.
00:58 [laughs]
00:59 He's inspired a wave of real-life superheroes.
01:02 Tool up, honey bunny.
01:03 [gunshots]
01:04 It's time to get bad guys.
01:05 [horn honks]
01:06 [dramatic music]
01:07 You wanna go fight some crime?
01:09 Let's see what you can do.
01:10 [gunshot]
01:10 [dramatic music]
01:13 This guy comes out of nowhere!
01:14 This would be the guy that looks like Batman.
01:16 [gunshot]
01:17 They tell me one guy killed eight of my men tonight?
01:19 [gunshot]
01:20 [dramatic music]
01:20 I gotta send a public service message that being a superhero is bad for your health.
01:24 [gun cocks]
01:25 [dramatic music]
01:27 So you wanna play?
01:28 [gunshots]
01:29 [screams]
01:29 [gunshots]
01:32 Who are you?
01:34 I'm Hit Girl.
01:35 [gunshot]
01:35 And that's Big Daddy.
01:37 [gunshot]
01:37 [dramatic music]
01:38 Kick ass.
01:39 [dramatic music]
01:40 Red mist.
01:41 [gunshots]
01:42 Oh, that kinda hurt.
01:43 [grunts]
01:43 [dramatic music]
01:52 Yeah!
01:53 I think I'm in love with her, dude.
01:55 [gunshot]
01:55 I want this place locked down.
01:57 [gunshot]
01:57 Nobody comes in, nobody goes out.
01:59 [gunshot]
01:59 It's a little kid.
02:00 [gun cocks]
02:02 Hey!
02:02 [dramatic music]
02:10 Bring it on!
02:11 [grunts]
02:12 [gun cocks]
02:14 [gasps]
02:15 [gunshot]
02:16 Oh, yeah!
02:18 You didn't see that, did ya?
02:19 [dramatic music]
02:23 That's right, we're superheroes.
02:25 You love us.
02:26 (dramatic music)