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00:00 Elaine, 45, not attractive, but not ugly, just plain.
00:05 She is quick to anger, definitely not athletic.
00:10 - That is so perfect for you.
00:11 - Oh my God, thank you.
00:14 God, I hate auditioning.
00:15 (upbeat music)
00:18 - SNL is looking for a new cast member in a hurry.
00:23 - Look, I know it's been a few years
00:26 since you came home for Christmas and everything,
00:28 so I figure you're probably not planning
00:30 on coming this year either, but, well, dad had a fall.
00:34 (airplane engine roaring)
00:37 - The star returns!
00:40 - Shelly!
00:41 - Dad!
00:42 - I've missed you so much.
00:44 - I know, me too.
00:45 Where's dad?
00:46 - Survival drill!
00:48 - Hey dad.
00:49 - Oh, hi, hi hun.
00:52 - I need you to help me to convince dad to sell this place.
00:55 He can't take care of himself.
00:57 Or Mark.
00:58 (ice clinking)
00:59 - That is so gross.
01:01 Fox News tell you to eat that?
01:03 - That's conservative media.
01:05 I'm a libertarian.
01:06 - What's the difference?
01:07 - I believe in global warming,
01:08 I just don't want the government to do anything about it.
01:10 - I don't think he and Mark should be alone
01:12 in this house anymore.
01:14 - You want a job or a girlfriend?
01:17 - Yeah, but not both.
01:19 - I can't handle that much responsibility.
01:22 - You and me both, brother.
01:24 - Can you give me a lift to the tree place?
01:25 I'm not supposed to drive since the DUI.
01:27 - I think by not supposed to, you mean prohibited by law.
01:30 - Four more slicks until Christmas.
01:34 - I never said that.
01:35 - The (beep) you didn't?
01:37 - Sorry, he's from Los Angeles.
01:40 - Three of you are the best,
01:46 the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:49 I am so proud of you.
01:51 - Will you please shut the hell up?
01:54 - Merry Christmas to you too!
01:56 (upbeat music)
01:59 - Who's heard of improv?
02:05 - Hard to believe she's still single.
02:10 - Why you gotta act like such an old man?
02:11 - I age gracefully, naturally,
02:14 unlike you Hollywood pedophiles.
02:16 (upbeat music)