Miss Meadows (2014) - Black Comedy That Even I Can Enjoy
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Short filmTranscript
00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Beautiful day.
00:13 - Yes, it certainly is.
00:16 - That's a pretty dress.
00:18 - Thank you.
00:19 - What you reading?
00:20 - Poetry.
00:22 - I know a poem.
00:23 Wanna hear it?
00:24 - No, thanks.
00:25 - I love little pussy.
00:26 Her fur is so warm.
00:29 And if I don't hurt her, she'll do me no harm.
00:32 (birds chirping)
00:32 What's the matter?
00:33 Don't you like it?
00:34 (whistles)
00:35 Hey, why don't you and I get some lunch
00:37 and you can read some of those poems to me.
00:39 - No, thank you.
00:40 I prefer to read silently.
00:41 - Oh, 'cause I'm real hungry and I hate to eat alone.
00:45 - Well, perhaps a cafeteria style diner
00:47 would suit your needs.
00:48 - Think you're pretty cute, don't you?
00:50 - My mother says I have a certain kind of loveliness,
00:52 though I believe in the Anasazi Indians
00:54 that the face is for others to look at.
00:56 - Get in.
00:58 - I'm going to walk away now.
01:00 I suggest you let me.
01:01 - Get in.
01:04 - Are you threatening me?
01:07 - Get in!
01:08 (laughing)
01:15 - Toodaloo.
01:16 (gunshot)
01:26 (phone ringing)
01:28 - Hello?
01:28 - I wanna die.
01:41 - I think you should.
01:46 - What?
01:48 - You're of no use to society.
01:49 You'll waste innocent taxpayers' dollars,
01:51 abuse the weak legal system,
01:53 and enter a cowardly plea of insanity
01:55 to a morally bankrupt defense attorney.
01:57 For what?
01:59 Oh, and once incarcerated,
02:00 you're gonna cost taxpayers
02:01 approximately $47,000 per year.
02:03 So you know what?
02:05 Make sure you point the barrel of the gun
02:06 to the back of the throat.
02:08 - I think I've changed my mind.
02:11 - That is so not an option.
02:12 (gunshot)
02:15 (gunshots)
02:19 (gunshots)
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02:24 (gunshots)
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02:28 (gunshots)
02:31 (gunshots)
02:33 (gunshots)
02:35 (gunshots)
02:37 (gunshots)
02:40 (chewing)
02:42 (chewing)
02:44 (chewing)
02:46 (upbeat music)
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