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00:10 [MUSIC]
00:35 Poor Tom, in a few minutes it'll all be over.
00:41 And for the first time since he met her, he'll be happy.
00:46 [MUSIC]
00:49 Poor, miserable, lovesick creature.
00:54 I suppose people will say I should have helped him.
00:58 I know, but it's better this way.
01:04 I'll never forget that first morning when it all started.
01:08 If ever there were two true friends, that was us.
01:12 [MUSIC]
01:23 And then she walked by.
01:25 [MUSIC]
01:29 When Tom first saw her, I thought he'd flip his lid.
01:32 [MUSIC]
01:44 From the very beginning, there was a strong magnetic attraction between us.
01:50 [MUSIC]
02:03 I tried to stop it, but it was no use.
02:07 [MUSIC]
02:19 Poor, simple Tom, he was putty in her hands.
02:23 [MUSIC]
02:32 I had never seen him so happy, or so much in love.
02:37 [MUSIC]
02:42 But Tom had a rival, Mr. Butch.
02:46 [MUSIC]
02:56 Tom had a rival, but this made him more determined than ever.
03:14 I appealed to him as a friend to give her up, but he ignored me.
03:18 [MUSIC]
03:28 [SOUND]
03:29 [MUSIC]
03:39 Tom was desperate.
03:55 He squandered all his savings on jewelry.
03:59 [MUSIC]
04:09 [SOUND]
04:21 [MUSIC]
04:26 When the jewelry failed to impress her, he signed away his life to buy a car.
04:31 312 monthly payments at 112% interest.
04:37 It cost him an arm and a leg.
04:41 But he willingly sold himself into slavery for love.
04:46 [MUSIC]
05:13 Tom went downhill fast after that.
05:17 He started drinking.
05:19 [MUSIC]
05:27 The next step was the gutter.
05:38 [MUSIC]
05:48 Well, that's the story.
06:01 The story of a cat with a broken heart.
06:06 Too bad everybody doesn't have a girl like mine.
06:10 A girl that loves me and only me with every bit of her true blue,
06:18 ever-loving heart.
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06:46 [BLANK_AUDIO]