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00:00 Crystal Ball, tell me all. What else do I need?
00:05 Frida, my dear, listen here. This is what to do.
00:11 Down the road, you see the two who'll be your crew, you shrew.
00:17 [laughs]
00:19 Well, all right. Thanks, Crystal.
00:23 Hey, Broom, rev up.
00:28 Broom, Broom, do your stuff. A crew of two should be enough.
00:54 One cap, Joe. Just to show you my heart's in the right place.
01:00 There'll be no charge for the flight in.
01:04 How'd you like to get in the flying game, huh?
01:08 Now, don't be bashful. Zippity zap, glib and floor, say goodbye to that little old door.
01:21 [laughs]
01:26 Trust me, fellas, you'll like it, you'll like it.
01:30 Soaring high in the sky, lost in the clouds, why, I'll be as famous as all those heroes of flight.
01:38 Like Dame Gladys Flopover in her tri-winged crumpet.
01:44 And Baroness Von Contact in the glockenspiel, too.
01:50 Young Maya Kabuki with her short-circuit transistor.
01:55 And next in line, me, Free Fall Frida, and her 1401 wide-body cauldron.
02:06 So let's go, go, go. Time's a-wastin'.
02:12 This is the checklist of tests we'll go through. On-the-job training for you.
02:18 Nothing but the best for witchcrafts, crew. [laughs]
02:22 Fasten your seatbelts and hang on. [laughs]
02:27 Duck down, crew. [laughs]
02:37 Pretty smooth takeoff, eh? Let's check the list and see what's first on the training agenda.
02:44 Stunt flying. You'll like stunt flying.
02:48 Now here's one you'll really get a thrill out of.
02:52 The triple-loop dropout, fall down and pick up. [laughs]
03:00 Here we go. One loop, two loops, three and the dropout.
03:07 There's your basic fall down. Now for the death-defying pick up.
03:14 Come on, fellas, we got a lot to do.
03:20 Not bad for first-timers. Old Barnstorm Billy's got nothing on Free Fall Frida.
03:27 Onward and upward, men. [laughs]
03:31 Next on the list is crop dusting, age of the farmer.
03:37 Oh, a-dusting we will go, a-dusting we will go.
03:41 Hi-ho, merri-o, a-dusting we will go. [laughs]
03:52 There's a farm that could use a little dusting.
03:56 Ready up, crew, get that rope on the cat.
03:59 Come on, come on, we're wasting time.
04:03 Here we go. [laughs]
04:06 Crop dusting away. [laughs]
04:11 Let's go, go, go down there. Come on, dust, dust.
04:19 Faster, faster. That's more like it. Beautiful.
04:25 That partner of yours is some crop duster, Shorty.
04:30 Beautiful. I'm proud of you.
04:44 Dusting an apple picking, it's not on the list, but nice touch.
04:49 Next on the list is passenger carrying. [laughs]
04:59 And where will we find an air passenger? Where else? An airport.
05:11 Now to find a passenger. Look there, passenger check-in.
05:17 First come, first serve. Witchcraft Aircraft Company ready to board.
05:24 Passenger scoop out.
05:27 Welcome aboard. Fasten your seatbelt and no smoking, please.
05:36 See, you have to be real polite. Hang on.
05:41 [tires screeching]
05:44 Help.
05:47 Okay, boys, do your stuff. Remember, coffee, tea, or milk. [laughs]
05:54 Get his ticket so we can find out where he's going.
05:58 My, my, Washington, D.C. I've always wanted to go there.
06:08 D.C., here we come. [laughs]
06:14 D.C. below, prepare for landing.
06:21 Here we are, sir. Thanks for flying, witchcraft.
06:28 Help.
06:34 Good trip, fellas. Let's get back to the program.
06:38 Content.
06:40 Come on, come on, keep up.