CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG Clip - 9 Minutes From The Movie (2021)
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 Come on.
00:05 Nice job with the belts.
00:07 Lucky your mom went through the Madonna phase in the '80s, huh?
00:10 Madonna?
00:11 Should we try to hide him or something?
00:14 It's New York.
00:15 No one will even notice.
00:18 I don't care if it's Johnny Appleseed.
00:20 Don't touch my petunias.
00:21 [ENGINE REVVING]
00:25 You live here?
00:26 Haven't you ever seen a mobile home before?
00:27 Not like this one.
00:29 Ugh, my girlfriend and I broke up.
00:31 And what with my college loans, I--
00:33 Look, this is a valid, financially
00:35 responsible life choice.
00:37 Your mother does not need to know about it, OK?
00:40 Oh, you're judging me as well.
00:44 Come on, boy.
00:45 Just down the front here.
00:49 No, oh, or I'll stick your big fat butt right on my bed.
00:52 No, Clifford.
00:54 Oh.
00:55 Clifford, don't slobber on his financially
00:57 responsible life choice.
00:58 [DOG BARKING]
01:01 Emily!
01:02 Owen, what are you doing here?
01:05 I thought you were sick, so I was going
01:06 to bring you your homework.
01:08 And I also skipped the E, which I'm
01:10 suddenly realizing makes me look a lot more
01:11 desperate than I anticipated.
01:13 So you're not sick?
01:14 No, we're going to the vet.
01:16 Don't you need an animal for that?
01:17 Dog, no!
01:26 No.
01:26 Oh!
01:27 Is that a dog?
01:28 It's OK.
01:29 Nothing you see here, folks.
01:30 Just a big red puppy.
01:31 Nothing to be afraid of.
01:32 [DOG GROWLING]
01:33 Oh, nice one.
01:34 We're trying to keep this quiet just
01:36 until we can get him small again, so--
01:38 Shh, this is so cool.
01:40 You guys got to let me come.
01:41 This is the kind of education you can't get in a classroom.
01:44 I've seen Ted Talks about this.
01:45 Sorry, pal.
01:46 I got enough on my plate keeping one kid alive.
01:48 There is no way--
01:48 [SCREAMING]
01:50 Oh, man.
01:52 OK, I guess he's coming with.
01:54 [DOG BARKING]
01:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:59 Clifford, no.
01:59 No fetch.
02:00 No fetch!
02:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:04 Clifford!
02:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:09 [SCREAMING]
02:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:15 [GUNSHOTS]
02:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:18 Clifford, no!
02:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:23 [SCREAMING]
02:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:27 [GROANING]
02:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:31 How has he not popped that yet?
02:32 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:36 There we are.
02:38 Clifford, put him down.
02:40 Drop the ball.
02:43 Drop the ball.
02:44 Clifford, drop it.
02:46 Unbelievable.
02:47 Good boy.
02:48 No, bad boy.
02:49 Very bad boy.
02:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:53 [GASPING]
02:56 [GASPING]
02:57 What is he doing?
02:59 What is he doing?
03:00 Uh-oh.
03:03 [GASPING]
03:05 Awesome.
03:06 Not awesome.
03:08 Oh.
03:09 [GROANING]
03:11 I hope I'm not around for number two.
03:13 Yesterday's TV interview was brilliant, Mr. Tieren.
03:16 Thank you so much.
03:17 I mean, I don't want to have high expectations,
03:19 but I'm excited about what I'm going to see.
03:21 Well, unfortunately, Mr. Tieren, we
03:22 haven't seen exactly the kind of genetically induced growth
03:26 we were hoping for.
03:27 [SIGHS]
03:30 That's a two-headed goat.
03:32 We're trying to feed the world, and you're
03:33 creating more mouse to feed?
03:35 I guess you could look at it that way.
03:37 Oh, I am.
03:39 And it's looking back at me with four eyes.
03:42 That's a little unsettling.
03:44 What's our goal?
03:46 Uh, to feed the world.
03:47 Stop talking.
03:48 Our goal is to grow giant food through genetic engineering--
03:53 [GASPING]
03:54 [GROANING]
03:58 How much money have we spent?
04:00 Is it $400 million?
04:02 That is so much money, huh?
04:04 I know.
04:04 Surely you have something to show for it, right?
04:07 Well, so far, sir, not--
04:09 I heard so far.
04:10 Did you hear so far?
04:11 I heard so far.
04:12 I heard--
04:13 And what that tells me is we have not failed.
04:17 We just have not succeeded so far.
04:20 Can I get an amen?
04:21 Amen.
04:22 Not you.
04:23 I was talking to them.
04:24 So with that $400 million, what have we produced?
04:29 Larger chickens, cows that poop chocolate?
04:31 What?
04:32 Why don't I just show you?
04:33 Oh, that is what I like to hear.
04:35 OK.
04:36 Well, this sheep at least has one head.
04:38 That's a bonus.
04:39 And what do we have here?
04:40 Thicker wool that sheers itself?
04:42 Fur that smells like Santa Claus?
04:43 What?
04:44 Not exactly.
04:46 We included her because she's--
04:47 Why, Albert?
04:48 She's mean.
04:49 She's what?
04:50 She's mean.
04:54 She's mean?
04:55 She's nasty.
04:57 Well, now you're just lying to me.
04:58 No.
04:59 You're telling me that this gentle--
05:01 [neighing]
05:02 [thud]
05:03 [screaming]
05:04 [neighing]
05:05 [thud]
05:05 That cool?
05:06 That's not cool.
05:07 [neighing]
05:08 [thud]
05:09 [neighing]
05:09 This is my childhood.
05:10 Mr. Tann?
05:12 Good.
05:13 [neighing]
05:13 Yes!
05:15 From the look on your face, I'm assuming
05:17 you have more good news.
05:18 You need to see this.
05:20 That can't be real.
05:21 It's all over the internet.
05:23 There's a 10-foot dog in Upper Manhattan.
05:26 Oh, my--
05:27 I smell your hair.
05:28 Sorry.
05:29 Whatever made this dog grow could make our food grow
05:33 and then save life grow.
05:37 Please find him.
05:38 Yes!
05:39 [neighing]
05:40 [neighing]
05:41 [neighing]
05:43 [neighing]
05:44 [neighing]
05:45 [neighing]
05:46 [neighing]
05:47 [neighing]
05:48 [neighing]
05:49 [neighing]
05:50 [neighing]
05:51 [neighing]
05:52 [neighing]
05:53 [neighing]
05:54 [neighing]
05:55 [neighing]
05:56 [neighing]
05:57 Is he all right?
05:58 Yeah, I'm-- well, he's--
06:02 I'm-- whew!
06:04 Are you going to examine him?
06:06 Yes, I am, because I'm a veterinarian.
06:09 That's what I do.
06:10 I examine animals.
06:12 Come on, take a look inside your mouth there, bud.
06:14 Oh, easy.
06:15 You want to maybe tell him?
06:16 Oh, yeah.
06:17 Clifford.
06:18 That's not good.
06:19 Good boy.
06:21 Oh, maybe you have a little more faith in the kitties.
06:23 Good job there, buddy.
06:24 All right, let me take a look there.
06:25 [gurgling]
06:28 Cool!
06:29 Cool, cool, cool, cool!
06:30 Yeah!
06:31 That's the large teeth on the big red dog.
06:33 Is that a medical opinion?
06:35 It sounded very scientific.
06:37 All right, yeah, so why don't we get you on the scale here,
06:39 bud?
06:40 But slowly.
06:41 [crash]
06:42 Oh!
06:43 [groan]
06:44 It's just a platinum edition of the X9000.
06:46 Yeah, sorry about that.
06:47 No problem.
06:48 I'm just going to write heavy.
06:52 Mm-hmm.
06:54 All right.
06:55 [gurgling]
06:58 [gurgling]
06:59 Yeah, why don't you take his temperature?
07:01 What?
07:02 Why?
07:03 I--
07:04 You know him a little better.
07:05 I--
07:08 Where?
07:09 You know?
07:10 No, I don't know, because I'm not a vet.
07:12 Well, in the animal temperature taking place?
07:16 Which is?
07:17 Rhymes with nut hole.
07:19 [gurgling]
07:21 Ooh.
07:23 [gurgling]
07:26 You don't want to-- yeah, we're not going to do that.
07:28 Don't even worry about that, Clifford.
07:29 Why don't I just listen to his heart?
07:31 Yes!
07:32 Let's do that.
07:33 Let's do that.
07:34 Come on, let's do your heart now, buddy.
07:37 All right, here we go.
07:39 Oh.
07:42 Yeah, Clifford, Clifford, Clifford, Clifford, Clifford,
07:44 Clifford.
07:45 [gurgling]
07:46 Oh, sorry.
07:48 I mean, I got to say, besides being big and red,
07:52 this dog is healthy as-- well, healthy as a horse.
07:55 So you don't know what made him grow like this?
07:57 I'm sorry, I don't.
07:58 Living near, like, a toxic waste dump?
07:59 Or maybe on top of a burial ground?
08:00 Because I saw this movie this one time.
08:02 OK, I think we're done here.
08:04 Crazy idea.
08:05 How about we leave Clifford here with this professional
08:08 until, I don't know, your mom comes home.
08:10 And if he hasn't shrunk him back to a normal size,
08:12 then you can just figure it out without me.
08:14 Casey!
08:15 That is cold.
08:16 [growling]
08:17 You know what?
08:18 Why don't I finish up the examination?
08:19 You guys can just go wait in the other room.
08:21 Thank you so much.
08:22 Thanks.
08:23 [growling]
08:26 All right.
08:27 [whimpering]
08:28 Get you out of here, Clifford.
08:30 That's one big, handsome fellow you got there.
08:33 Why, thank you.
08:36 Sign here.
08:37 Very good.
08:38 Very good.
08:39 Yeah, who wants a treat, huh?
08:41 Want a little treat?
08:42 There you go, buddy.
08:43 Yeah.
08:44 Yeah.
08:45 OK.
08:46 No, no.
08:47 You'll get another treat in a little while.
08:48 Another treat in a little-- in a little while.
08:51 You'll get it in a little while.
08:53 [growling]
08:54 [shouting]
08:55 [music playing]
08:57 [growling]
08:59 [music playing]
09:02 [growling]
09:03 [music playing]
09:06 [growling]
09:07 [music playing]
09:10 (upbeat music)