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00:02 (whistling)
00:18 (laughing)
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00:29 (whistling)
00:32 - There goes your little playmate.
00:34 Every time he sees a dame, he falls in love.
00:37 Every time he falls in love, it means trouble for you.
00:41 Remember the little doll down at the beach?
00:44 She was laying there minding her own business.
00:46 (upbeat music)
00:49 (slurping)
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00:59 (slurping)
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01:04 (slurping)
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01:18 (crunching)
01:28 (laughing)
01:30 (upbeat music)
01:33 (crunching)
01:38 (slurping)
01:42 That's what I say.
01:48 What did you get out of that?
01:50 Trouble, nothing but trouble.
01:53 And how about that other little number
01:55 he invited over to dinner?
01:57 You were sick of that.
01:58 (upbeat music)
02:00 (slurping)
02:02 (upbeat music)
02:05 (phone ringing)
02:12 - Hello?
02:16 Tell me.
02:17 Oh, I love to come to dinner.
02:21 (upbeat music)
02:23 (upbeat music)
02:26 (slurping)
02:42 (slurping)
02:47 (slurping)
02:53 (screaming)
02:55 (laughing)
03:01 - That was a hot one.
03:03 And if that don't prove what I'm talking about,
03:05 what happened to you when he fell
03:07 for that cute little cowgirl?
03:09 Not that there was anything wrong with her.
03:12 Thank you.
03:13 (upbeat music)
03:15 (upbeat music)
03:18 (sneezing)
03:29 (gunshot)
03:33 And what were you?
03:41 Hop along, chump.
03:42 Sucker.
03:43 Dope.
03:45 (upbeat music)
03:48 We gotta break this thing up
03:53 before he starts serenading her.
03:55 Or can you take that again?
03:57 Wow, I can still hear him.
03:59 Him slapping that big wolf fiddle
04:01 and singing, "Is you is, or is you ain't, my baby."
04:05 (upbeat music)
04:06 ♪ The way you acting lately makes me down ♪
04:10 ♪ You will steal my baby, baby ♪
04:14 ♪ See my baby and your heart's done gone out ♪
04:19 ♪ A woman is a creature that's always been strange ♪
04:23 ♪ Just when you sure of one ♪
04:24 ♪ You find she's gone and made a change ♪
04:27 ♪ Is you is, or is you ain't, my baby ♪
04:31 ♪ Maybe baby's found somebody new ♪
04:34 ♪ But today don't delete ♪
04:36 ♪ My baby's still my baby true ♪
04:40 (upbeat music)
04:42 Now these ought to bust up that romance fast.
04:57 And you'll need something for a hot foot.
04:59 And there's nothing like a hat pin to put over your pert.
05:03 Now get going before there's any trouble.
05:05 (laughs)
05:07 And if this don't start it, nothing will.
05:10 (upbeat music)
05:13 I've been double crossed and by a dame.
05:23 Every time a dame comes into my life, I'm in trouble.
05:26 Why do we have to have dames?
05:29 Why?
05:29 And what's wrong with dames?
05:35 (upbeat music)
05:38 Just a minute.
05:45 I've got it, I've got it.
05:51 Well looky here.
05:54 Hey, thank you.
05:56 Why of course we'll take care of them.
05:58 Now, there won't be no trouble at all.
06:01 Goodbye.
06:03 You is the sweetest thing.
06:05 Three little fluffy kittens.
06:08 Thomas, oh Thomas, come in here and see what we've got.
06:12 Ain't they cute, Tom?
06:15 And you gets to take care of them.
06:18 Now you be good to them and I'll run down to the store
06:21 for some nice fresh food.
06:23 (gunshot)
06:25 Thomas!
06:27 What's the matter with you picking
06:30 on them poor little kittens?
06:31 If you don't take good care of them little angels
06:33 while I'm gone, I'll pulverize you to pieces.
06:36 You hear me?
06:37 Goodbye little darlings.
06:40 (upbeat music)
06:43 (screaming)
06:59 (gunshot)
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07:18 (screaming)
07:24 (upbeat music)
07:29 (gunshot)
07:43 (upbeat music)
07:46 (gunshots)
07:57 (upbeat music)
08:12 (gunshot)
08:14 (laughing)
08:24 (gunshot)
08:30 (upbeat music)
08:34 (gunshot)
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08:43 (gunshot)
08:59 (upbeat music)
09:08, (upbeat music)
09:13, (upbeat music)
09:18 (snoring)
09:20 (snoring)
09:33 (upbeat music)
09:35 (laughing)
09:43 (upbeat music)
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09:49 (gunshots)
09:51 (whistle)
10:02 (gunshots)
10:11 (upbeat music)
10:14 (screaming)
10:16 (upbeat music)
10:22 (whistling)
10:32 - Well, here I is with the cream
10:41 for those three little angels.
10:44 (upbeat music)
10:46 (snoring)
10:53 (gunshot)
11:10 (upbeat music)
11:13 (gunshot)
11:38 (upbeat music)
11:40 (laughing)
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11:52 (gunshots)
11:57 (laughing)
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12:39 (whistling)
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12:54 (splashing)
13:00 (upbeat music)
13:04 (splashing)
13:06 (laughing)
13:10 (whistling)
13:18 (gunshots)
13:22 - Good morning everyone, this is news time.
13:27 And the top bit of news this morning
13:28 is the reward offered by the circus
13:30 for the return of their valuable baby seal.
13:32 The reward of $10,000 will be paid to anyone
13:35 who returns this little seal to the circus.
13:37 (upbeat music)
14:00 (gunshot)
14:02 (laughing)
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15:32 (whistling)
15:35 (splashing)
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15:44 (splashing)
15:59 (upbeat music)
16:01 (whistling)
16:05 - Oh, oh, oh, ouch, oh!
16:07 My foot, my poor foot.
16:09 Do something, somebody do something.
16:12 Get me a doctor, get me a nurse.
16:15 (clicking)
16:17 Get me a bandage.
16:18 Oh, what torture, what pain.
16:20 I can't stand the pain.
16:22 It's driving me crazy.
16:23 Oh, oh, here.
16:25 Wait a minute.
16:28 Is that it?
16:29 Is that what I was howling about?
16:31 Funny, I'll never forget this act of kindness.
16:35 And if you ever need help, just ring this bell.
16:38 (ringing)
16:39 Well, adios little Samaritan.
16:41 (laughing)
16:43 (gunshot)
16:50 (ringing)
16:58 (whistling)
17:01 I learned this one on television.
17:03 (whistling)
17:04 (gunshot)
17:07 Case your bell, little Sam.
17:09 (laughing)
17:11 (ringing)
17:18 (gunshot)
17:20 (applause)
17:27 (ringing)
17:29 (laughing)
17:44 (upbeat music)
17:47 (sneezing)
17:49 (upbeat music)
17:52 (clicking)
18:11 (sneezing)
18:16 (upbeat music)
18:18 (laughing)
18:29 (gunshot)
18:41 (upbeat music)
18:46 (ringing)
18:48 (laughing)
18:56 (ringing)
19:00 (whistling)
19:04 (gunshot)
19:09 (ringing)
19:13 (upbeat music)
19:16 (gunshots)
19:25 (gunshot)
19:30 (ringing)
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19:52 (ringing)
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20:02 (ringing)
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20:34 (ringing)
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20:55 (ringing)
21:08 - Sorry to disturb you, Mr. Thomas.
21:11 Thank you so much.
21:13 Don't look now, Tom, but a mouse just went by.
21:20 That's right, enjoy yourself.
21:27 It's later than you think.
21:29 (buzzer)
21:32 Uh-oh, I hope that's the mailman.
21:33 (buzzer)
21:36 Oh, thank you, I've been waiting for this.
21:40 Now, there's going to be some changes made.
21:43 Meccano, the cat of tomorrow.
21:48 No feeding, no fussing, no fur.
21:50 Clean, efficient, dependable.
21:54 Thomas, oh, Thomas, come in here and see what I've got.
21:58 Thomas, meet Meccano.
22:02 Mr. Meccano here is taking your job as mouse catcher.
22:07 (laughing)
22:09 Are you through laughing, Tom?
22:15 Then watch this.
22:16 (laughing)
22:31 Is it okay if I laugh now, Tom?
22:34 That's how it is, Tom, progress.
22:37 The machine age and stuff like that.
22:41 But don't worry, maybe you can find an old-fashioned house
22:45 that needs an old-fashioned cat.
22:48 (laughing)
22:50 That's my Meccano.
22:56 No feeding, no fussing, and no fur.
22:59 Just remember, all you have to do
23:01 is keep that mouse out of the house.
23:04 Isn't he cute?
23:06 (laughing)
23:08 (upbeat music)
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24:24 What in the world is going on in here?
24:50 Meccano, put down that axe.
24:53 Help, help.
24:54 Thomas!
24:56 (upbeat music)
24:59 (upbeat music)
25:20 Thomas, am I glad to see you.
25:22 Boy, they can have their newfangled Meccanos.
25:25 All I want is a plain old-fashioned cat.
25:29 Thomas, don't do that.
25:38 Thomas, stop!
25:46 Stop!
25:47 (explosion)
25:50 (upbeat music)
25:52 (upbeat music)