Noel Miller's first special | dG1fdHEwWERHb04wWUk
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00:00 We're not selling this house.
00:01 - But now's the time.
00:03 The market took a big hit.
00:05 - Look, we can just sell it a restaurant.
00:07 You know, you're always so damn nervous.
00:08 You're making it hard for me to think.
00:10 - I just don't think that anyone
00:12 is going to take over an Asian buffet right now.
00:14 - Just shut up.
00:15 Just shut up.
00:17 Look, you're always so damn scared.
00:20 I don't know why I married a loser like you.
00:22 - That's it, I'm done.
00:25 I'm talking all night long and I'm leaving.
00:27 You explain to him.
00:29 - Why I'm leaving?
00:31 Because a father is a loser who can't take care of his wife.
00:35 You embarrass me.
00:36 You could have married someone with a spine
00:38 or at least a BMW.
00:40 (upbeat music)
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00:45 (upbeat music)
00:48 (upbeat music)
00:50 (upbeat music)
00:53 Fuck it, he did it first, I'm doing it right, I'm living the dream