No Hard Feelings | Flirting At The Animal Shelter | CineClips
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00:00 Looking for something to slobber on you?
00:02 Can he help me?
00:04 Well, he mostly works with the dogs. I deal with the people.
00:08 You have a weird energy.
00:10 Don't worry, I've been neutered.
00:12 I want him.
00:14 Percy, can you help this lady?
00:17 Mind if I touch your wiener?
00:24 What?
00:25 Your dog.
00:27 Oh. Yeah.
00:30 Um, how can I help you?
00:32 Um, I want to adopt a dog.
00:34 Oh, yeah.
00:36 Um, great.
00:40 It's a cool cartoon.
00:45 It's anime.
00:46 Yeah, animated. That's what I said.
00:48 Um, excuse me, I need your help.
00:51 Oh, sorry. Okay.
00:53 What kind of dog are you looking to adopt?
00:55 Well, I wish I could adopt them all.
00:57 Which is the most fucked up?
00:59 Um, the most messed up is Milo. This is Milo.
01:04 Um, he's been here the longest.
01:06 Um, he was a drug dog for the state police, but they forced him into retirement because he got addicted to C-O-C-A-I-N-E.
01:15 Cocaine?
01:16 Oh, no! Milo! Milo! Milo!
01:20 If he hears the word, he gets triggered.
01:23 Sorry, Milo. I'm fresh out.
01:26 It's okay. It's okay.
01:27 Um, I'm going to have to ask you a couple questions to make sure you're a suitable candidate.
01:32 It has to do with everyone. It's the rules.
01:35 Oh, a little rule follower, huh?
01:37 Yeah, they're super important.
01:39 So, is there, like, an office or somewhere private?
01:42 An office. Come right this way.
01:45 Great.
01:46 Maddie Barker.
01:50 I feel so far from you.
01:53 [Dog growling]
01:55 [Dog growling]
01:57 [Dog growling]
02:01 [Dog growling]
02:08 Um, spouse?
02:22 Um, currently single.
02:24 Thank God, too. You can just have more fun, you know? Be spontaneous.
02:28 Unmarried.
02:29 Children?
02:31 No, God no. Too young. Having fun still. Meeting new people. They love that.
02:36 Childless.
02:38 Why do you want to adopt a dog?
02:42 Because I can't have dogs of my own.
02:49 And what do you plan to do with a dog if you move?
02:52 I'm not moving.
02:53 What if you did?
02:55 I've lived here my whole life. I'm not going anywhere.
02:57 Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
02:59 No, pry. Pry me open.
03:03 Um.
03:09 Oh, what? Already?
03:15 Um, okay. Sorry. I'm going to have to send this application up to my supervisor.
03:19 Oh, come on. There's got to be more questions than that.
03:21 Yes, there are. But I have to start closing up. So, um, yeah. You can come back another day, though.
03:26 I might not want a dog another day. I want a dog right now.
03:31 Well, then pet ownership may not be for you.
03:34 Actually, you sound a lot like the kind of person we would normally take a dog from.
03:42 How about I give you a ride home? And we can keep talking? You're on the way.
03:46 How do you know where I live?
03:48 Your parents told me.
03:50 What?
03:52 It's on your school bag.
03:53 Everything under control?
04:00 Um, hey, Crispin. What's the company policy about leaving early? It's like we super can't do that, right? Would that be, you know, frowned upon?
04:10 Oh, come on. Let's go.
04:12 Okay. Okay.
04:14 You can finish alone, right? Bet you do it all the time.
04:17 Thanks.
04:19 Bye.
04:21 Okay, then. Approved.
04:24 That's your car?
04:30 It is for tonight.
04:34 Actually, you know what? This sucks, but I just remembered I rode my bike here, so I'll go on this.
04:41 Well, that's okay.
04:43 I can just throw it in the back.
04:47 You can ride up front with me.
04:49 Oh, come on. I won't bite.
04:55 Unless you want me to.
05:00 [Door opens]
05:01 [Music]
05:17 [BLANK_AUDIO]